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"This is so exciting" said, Marge Szklaz as she and her family stood near Lisa who stood next to Professor Frank and the mayor, and they stood in front of a Springfield press.
"Little girl...turn on the machine and we will welcome our lesser and poor other self" said, Mayor Wiggum.
Lisa went to her invention and turned it on, as the whole town and world watched.
#Simpson Springfield#
"The signal has come through!" Said, Professor Frink in front of his Springfield.
"Create the connection, you nitwit!" said, Mr Burns.
Professor Frink put on his machine and the two reality's connected to each other, there was a portal established in both reality's.
"ONWARD!" said, Side Show Mel.
Everybody rushed through the portal, tripping over Professor Frank as they went through.
#Springfield#
Everybody heard the sound of running feet and than one person came out, two people, three people.
Everybody took massive steps back and continued to take steps back as tailless people kept appearing and occupying space.
Everybody stopped stepping back, two streets away and they met their counterparts before their very eyes.
"WELCOME OUR OTHER SELVES!" said, a Tailed Mayor Wigby. "TO OUR SPRINGFIELD!"
The Simpson Springfield were shocked, the grass and building they could see were of much higher quality than theirs, and then the two groups began to mingle with each other.
"Nice to meet you, Mayor" said, Szlak Springfield Mayor.
"Ooh, nice to meet you as well Mayor" said, Mayor Wingby. "I see your wearing a golden suit with jewels. Your best suit"
"I wish" said, this Mayor. "I have 15 just like this, one. Would you like to go to one of my giant mansion and I'll show you my most expensive suit I have in Springfield. My actually most expensive suit is up in space"
"Ooh" said, Simpson Mayor as he went with his tailed double to his very expensive, golden rimmed hovering limousine.
"Ooh" said, the other Mayor as they got in.
"Hello" said, a tailed Burns going to his own, he had a green sweater on and suit pants.
None tailed Burns and Waylon Smithers gasped when they saw him, holding hands with a tailed Smithers and they both wore rings.
They gasped for different reason's.
"Hello, our none tailed counterparts" said, tailed Smithers looking much happier than none tailed Smither's. "Would you like to come stay with us and our 12 adoptive children"
"Children!?" both Burns and Smithers said.
"We would be delighted too" said, Smithers, before he said to burns. "Aren't we here to buy land? We shouldn't antagonise them, sir"
His words kept Mr Burns mouth shut.
"Please lead the way" said, Smithers and they followed, Mr Burns reluctantly.
#Another Place#
"Oh, my" said, A tailed Seymour Skinner as he found his other self with his none tailed mother, beside him was his wife and kids.
"Oh, my" said, Agnes Skinner.
"My name is Seymour Skinner" Said, his tailed counterpart, before he took Agnes hand and said. "Nice to meet you" he gave her a gentleman kiss.
"Oooh" said, Agnes.
"This is my wife Penlope Skinner" said, Skinner to his wife with blond curly hair and in beautiful blue blouse and pants. "These are my two boy's, Edward Skinner and Eddy Skinner. And my youngest child, Anbell Skinner"
"Nice to meet you" All three said.
Skinner instantly felt small seeing his successful and family-based counterpart.
"May we take your begs?" said, tailed Skinner as his family took them, that was mostly Agnes bag's.
"Who knew that the other you, was such a gentleman?" said, Agnes.
They walked to the car and she was amazed by the hovering Rose Roy that greeted them both.
They put the bag's inside the boot of the trunk while everybody else was in the guest seat while Skinner from this universe began to drive.
#Else where#
"So your tailed me?" said, Milhouse Van Housing while his parents looked at buff and clearly fit tailed Kirk in a tight shirt.
"You've only said one word to me and I already know I don't like you" said, Tailed Milhouse with distain.
"Aw" said, Milhouse, looking down.
The girls who saw joined their counterparts in oogling, the cool tailed milhouse.
"Ooh" said, Lisa Simpson, so that's the Milhouse of this world?
No wonder her other self like him, it seemed depressed Milhouse stayed in this universe.
And than the family the Simpson wanted to see appeared, and the first was Lisa oddly enough.
Both Lisa gasped when they saw each other.
"Your me" said, both Lisa's.
Behind the Lisa of this universe was her brother Bart followed by Hugo.
Homer screamed when he saw that Bart had multiplied.
"Hey" said, Bart from this universe.
"Hey" said, Bart from the other universe.
"Do you want to go to the dump and set things on fire?" said, Hugo.
"That is the most beautiful introduction, I have ever heard" said, Bart, shedding a rear tear.
And all three boys were about to go when they heard the disapproving sounds of both Marges.
"Oh, my" said, Marge from the other universe as she looked at her other self who was dressed in an expensive blouse, jeans, high heels, she wore real expensive pearls and on her hand was a giant wedding ring.
"Marge, its you. But your rich and you don't look bitter" said, Homer only to regret it afterwards seeing his wife disapproving face.
And than they saw him.
Handsome Moe.
"Hi, Moe" said, Homer.
Moe gave him an uncomfortable look as he forced himself not to reply back.
"Dad, he's the none tailed version of the man who strangled me" said, tailed Bart.
Wait.
Dad!?
"Wait. Dad?" said, Bart from the other universe.
"I see" said, Moe, replying back.
Suddenly the hair made sense.
"Wait, your married Moe?" said, Marge seeing the wedding ring on handsome Moe finger.
"Of course I did" said, tailed Marge. "Although Moe is a big time Hollywood actor, he provides for the family and he's amazing when he's around" giving him a kiss on the cheek which the man smiled at. "Who did you marry?"
"ME!" said, Homer.
"Wait, if you married Moe than what happened to Homer?" said, Marge.
"He's owns a Bar" said, Moe.
"WOAH!" said, Homer.
"And I'm currently suing him" Said, Moe.
Homer pulled down his arms.
"Cool" said, Bart from the other universe.
"Why are you suing Homer?" said, Marge.
"He strangled my son, Bart" said, Marge, stunning all the Simpson's before she said. "But I'm sure, your Homer is a lovely person who would never strangle his own son"
Suddenly Homer looked nervous and so did Marge.
"So would you like to go?" said, Moe. "We have prepared a special meal to welcome our guest"
"Meal?" said, Homer. "Lead the way, my good man"
They followed the Szlark into the giant hovering Jeep.
"Ooh. A Jeep" said, Bart. "I call driver seat"
"I think I should drive" said, Moe. "I do have the facial recognition" before getting into the car and they went to driver seat while his tailed Marge sat next to him.
They hovered away through Springfield.
"Ooh. I don't see any burning tires" said, Marge of the other Springfield.
And both Marge and Moe looked at each other with worry.
"Everything looks so pristen here" said, Lisa as she saw the buildings that looked old and broken in Springfield, looked well kept and pristine.
They passed the Springfield library and she saw it was huge and well kept.
It was like she had died and gone to heaven when she saw the building, she would defiantly go check it out.
They drove into a fancy neighbourhood that had gates and multiple cars behind them, and then they turned to the Skylz home.
The scanner recognised him and opened the door for him.
"Ooh" said, Homer.
And they drove up to a little hill and parked in front of an expensive looking hovering car.
They got out and Marge said. "Are you having a party?"
"Huh?" said, Marge from this world.
"The cars" said, Marge.
"Oh, we own all these cars" said, Marge from this world shocking the Simpson family.
"Woah, look at all these cars" said, Bart running through them. "Can I jump into one of them?"
"If I let you go in, than I'll have to let my own kids go and that increasesthe chance, of something getting broken" said, Moe, but than he saw the disappointment on his boy's face. "However, I can let you go in after you've eaten under my supervision"
"YEAH!" said, Bart and Hugo from this universe.
"Awesome, Mister" said, Bart.
Marge opened the door and they all came inside, the house was large and filled with warm air.
It resembled the Simpson home but it was clearly not.
"This house is huge" said, Lisa from the other universe.
And than Homer sniffed the air smelling the food that had been prepared.
"Pork chops" He said, "Roast Duck. Prime Ribs. Sausage. Pork Rinse, 1000 thousand dollar prime beef. Premier Burgers, onion ring, Chicken wings"
The more he listed the more, all the Syzlk began to look at him with wide eyes, because that was exactly what they prepared.
"Ur, my husband really likes food" said, Marge embarrassed for her husband.
And than Homer began to make his way to the kitchen just by the smell alone.
"What kind of man is your father?" said, Hugo.
"He's a Homer" said, Bart from the other universe. "A fatso who's got the IQ points of nothing but gets smart when food is involved"
They walked with the family to the kitchen which Marge couldn't help but comment.
"Beautiful decor" she said.
"Thank you" said tailed Marge. "I and Moe really spent time designing this place together. This is why I love Moe so much. We work together when making huge financial decisions. There is no hiding from me until it's too late. I'm sure you know what I mean"
And Marge looked at Homer with a sort of angry look in her eyes and Homer suddenly felt his collar get hot.
And than they went to the back garden where Moe asked his children to help him bring the hot food out while wearing gloves.
"This is a beautiful day to have food outside" said Moe, placing it on the garden table.
Homer was already eating which had Marge looking at him with disapproval but it only slowed him down.
Both tailed Marge and Moe looked at each other.
Watching the other Marge interact with her husband was painful to watch.
Jesus, what we're they like behind closed doors?
#Flanders Mansion#
Both Todd and Rod Flanders ran into the mansion with the other tailed boys.
"Well, I see both of your boys are just as energetic as our boys" said a very alive tailed Mrs Flanders.
Clearly Homer hadn't gotten to her.
"Wonderful place" said Ned as he walked in with bags.
It truly was an amazing looking place but something about it bothered him.
They were shown to the rooms they would be staying in and again they were lovely rooms but there was something off.
"Are you hungry?" said Mrs Flanders. "We made food, just in case you are"
"Well, we are feeling quiet peckish" said Ned looking at his two boys.
They were taken to the dinning room where they were served by servants.
"Fancy!" said Ned as his family looked at the lunch prepared for them and than he and his family started praying over the food.
The other family looked surprised as hell.
"Daddy, what are they doing?" said Tailed Todd.
Tailed Ned raised an eyebrow at their actions.
A culture?
By this point the tailed children we're eating without praying and the other family finished.
The other family couldn't help but notice they didn't pray.
"Daddy, why did the other us not pray?" said Todd.
"Pray?" said Mrs Flander.
"Sorry to bother you" said Ned. "However, is today some kind of special day? We couldn't help but notice your children didn't pray over their food"
"Pray?" said Tailed Ned. "We have no idea what your talking about. Was it the words you and your family spoke before you ate? My family does not come from such a culture"
"Culture?" said Ned and than it finally clicked for him, why this mansion felt off.
It was lacking in any Christian ornaments.
His house though much smaller was filled with references of the Bible and stuff and yet he had never come across a single statue of Mary or Jesus.
"Wait..." said Ned suddenly getting a crazy idea.
"What?" said tailed Ned.
"No it's impossible" said Ned. "Its almost like you guys aren't Christians and you never been baptised."
"Mom, what's Baptised?" said tailed Rod and all three almost had a heart attack.
"I have no idea" said Mrs Flanders before turning her tailed husband. "Do you have any idea what it is?"
"I have no idea, either." said tailed Ned before saying the saying crushing words. "But from what I'm hearing it makes me believe they want to push this onto us. We clearly have two different cultures, well try to be respectful to yours and we hope you respect ours. However if I hear you try to implement the culture onto I, myself or my kids, I will kick you out without a moment notice"
Meaning their tailed counterparts wanted nothing to do with Christianity.
A family of Flanders that wanted nothing to do with Christianity?
All Christian loving people fainted from shock in their seats.
"Oh, my God." Said Tailed Mrs Flanders. "Somebody call the family doctor!"
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