Two today because I'm feeling generous!

For all those that requested a one-shot, I am doing my best to write as many of them as I can! Just keep reminding me, I'll get to it! ^_^ I am currently working on the ToA rewrite, so bear with me! :D

To RandomFanAuthor- I honestly love writing Reyisa because Reyna's just so sensible and hardworking and Lou's just a dick. I am rewriting the ToA lot- I've not read Tyrant's Tomb yet, so if anyone spoils that for me, I will find you, break off your fingers and gouge your eyes out with them, you have been warned. I'm not sure when it'll be out as of yet- I am currently on the part where they've got Georgie back and she's delivered Trophonius's message. And who's to say I wasn't already writing a story set right after BoO? O.o Maybe I am! Maybe I'm not! Who knows! (I do, I totally am, it's going to link HoO and ToA- think those six missing months that everyone thought Leo was dead! But with Calypso free aaaand Lou and shenanigans! Great fun! Baby turtles!)

"OK, this is how I see it. Firstly," Louisa began counting off on her fingers, "ya didn't want me ta help ya pick a ring. Secondly, ya didn't want me ta help ya plan how ta ask her, but now, thirdly, ya come ta me, whinin' and bitchin' that ya can't do it, like the dumbass you are." Percy huffed.

"Yeah, that sounds about right." He grumbled. "Lou, I'm sorry, you have terrible taste in jewellery, you're only idea for me to ask her was to scream at her 'Listen up, you piece of shit, we're gonna get married 'n' ya gonna fuckin' love it'-"

"I don't sound like that."

"-but yes, I'm asking for your help now because you're an ass and I'm terrified. Please help."

"Go 'n' ask her," Louisa said slowly, folding her arms, "or I'm gonna ask her myself."

"Stop stealing people's girlfriends!"

"I ain't ever stolen-"

"Stop trying to then!"

"Bitch, please, Annabeth ain't even my type! Look, ya gonna ask her or are ya gonna stand here takin' up my lunchtime?"

"That last one."

"Ugh, you're so annoyin'. Who the fuck ever asked for brothers, I sure as shit didn't." Louisa rubbed at her eyes, muttering obscenities and sighing. "Fine, fine." She jabbed Percy in the chest. "Get your dumb ass over there 'n' ask her ta marry you or I will dropkick you off Olympus."

"No, nope, that didn't work."

"Fine. Go 'n' ask her or I'm gonna remove your spine through your stomach 'n' beat ya with it until I can see organs 'n' then I'll hang ya sorry carcass up by the shredded remains of ya lungs for the monsters ta eat!"

"Oh damn."

"Better?"

"Uh, yeah. Complete opposite end of the spectrum, but yeah. Please see a psychiatrist."

"Please ask ya girlfriend ta marry you, I'm hungry." She grabbed his arm and forcibly spun him around, shoving him in the back for extra measure. Percy stumbled, glancing over his shoulder anxiously. Louisa smiled tightly, clenching her fists and miming ripping something apart. Percy quickened his step, forcing himself to march over to the green and get away from his lunatic sister.

Annabeth stood watching the basketball game, her book tucked under her arm. Louisa, despite her lunchtime dwindling, stayed to watch and make sure he didn't chicken out. He tapped Annabeth on the arm and she spun, beaming at him and pressing a kiss to his cheek. Louisa looked around- the sun was out, a gentle breeze stopped the day from becoming stifling, so everyone was out enjoying the hot day.

Well, except for Nico. He was a vampiric little shit, he'd probably explode into ash or grumpiness in direct sunlight.

So, you could imagine the reaction when Percy got down on one knee. The whole camp seemed to freeze with a collective gasp or an excited squeal. Annabeth's book hit the ground, so silent was the camp, that Louisa heard the thud from Cabin Three.

She did not hear what her brother said and probably wouldn't hear much for the rest of the week. When Annabeth nodded, crying and smiling, the camp exploded. Screaming, cheering, bets being exchanged, wailing- and that was just the Aphrodite cabin. The entire populace, having been out enjoying the sun and the strawberry scented breeze, were having a meltdown. Even Mr. D came out to see what all the noise was.

"Oh." He grunted. "About time."

Annabeth tackled Percy as soon as that ring was on her finger, flooring him and kissing his face over and over. Louisa rolled her eyes, heading towards the dining pavilion.

The infirmary was going to be busy later. She just wanted a nice, quiet moment to eat her cheeseburger, but nooo. Percabeth were engaged, could she believe it? Oh my gods, he finally asked her, isn't it amazing, Louisa? You're going to be Annabeth's sister-in-law, oooh I wonder what they'll name their first kid! Gods, I would never let you babysit!

The Apollo cabin were having trouble- people were getting overwhelmed, some were fainting, some were 'dying' of heartbreak. Someone had been stabbed- Louisa wasn't too sure how that had happened, but was rather sorry she had missed it as the someone who had been stabbed was Clarisse and the stabber was Travis.

For the millionth time in her life, Louisa decided she was not a people person. Maybe she should go and stab Clarisse too. It might have cleared the Percabeth-shaped migraine behind her eyes.

Yes, she was happy for them, blah blah blah, all that mush. But she. Was not. A people person. Ever. Now go away, it's lunchtime.