Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: I apologize for taking so long, but this marks the 100th chapter for Meloetta's Icing Fetish, Rev Up Those Fryers, and Amy Rose's Big Butt Farting. I had to do something monumental for them all. Hope you all enjoy!
Fred Rechid, Amy Rose, and Aria Meloetta all were sitting across each other in the hub section of the Click Clock Wood, the three characters being right at the stump as they all sighed, looking at each other. Meloetta's stomach growled loudly as she pulled out a white carton of vanilla icing, with Amy Rose farting loudly in her tight blue jeans as Fred was rubbing his grayish revved up fryer with his right flipper.
"So, how did your adventure here in the Click Clock Wood go?" Fred asked as he looked at Amy and Meloetta.
Amy sighed as she shook her head, her arms wrapped around the back of her head. "Oh, I still haven't gotten these stupid pants off of me, and my poots are getting stinker by the moment!" She began sniffling as she let out another deep pitched poot that puffed up the back of her jeans. "And I baked more brownies than an actual oven!"
Fred and Meloetta exchanged grossed out glances with each other as they glanced awkwardly back at Amy, who closed her eyes as she sighed.
"Well, that's kind of sad and all," Meloetta pinpointed as she placed her right paddle shaped hand into the carton of icing, scooping up smooth cold icing as she ate it, gleefully gobbling it down. "But at least I got yummy icing to soothe me!"
Fred rubbed his chin with his left flipper as he glanced back at Meloetta. "Don't you have a total obsession with icing?"
"That I do, yes!" Meloetta exclaimed as she nodded her head at Fred. "And I can tell you how I got here, too!"
"And here we go." Amy sighed as she shook her head, with Meloetta explaining her flashback.
Aria Meloetta was still being tortured by Gruntilda Winkybunion in the Click Clock Wood's summer section, as Meloetta seemed to have given up hope while Gruntilda kept letting out annoying rhymes, when suddenly the intense heat of the summer was cooled down, with it beginning to snow as the clear blue sky was replaced by somewhat cloudy clouds. Meloetta and Gruntilda looked up, both surprised to see the snow as they heard a loud screech.
"My poor pointy ears, they pop!" Gruntilda exclaimed as he covered them with both of her green warty hands, "Who is responsible for making me stop?"
Read Meloetta's Icing Fetish To Find Out More Of Aria Meloetta's Story.
"So, that's how you came back here?" Fred gawked as he blinked, eating a Krabby Patty he just prepared on his revved up fryer.
Meloetta smiled as she nodded her head, still gobbling her sweet icing. "Yeah! That mean warty witch Gruntilda sure gave me a scare, but luckily Kyurem came and helped me!" She frowned as she shook her head. "Granted, he wanted to freeze me permanently for eternity after what I did to his stash of icing, but what can a girl like me do?"
"That's kind of an odd predicament." Amy commented as she moved to the right, her right butt cheek tilted upwards as she let out a deep pitch poot, sighing of relief.
Fred ignored the rancid smell of Amy's fart as he cleared his throat. "Well, I can explain my plight, now that I'm in the mood for it."
"Sounds exciting!" Meloetta gleefully exclaimed as her eyes widened, "But can I have a bite of that burger? It looks yummy!"
Amy shook her head at Meloetta. "Oh, let him tell his fishy tale first!" She stated back as she moved her hands about, with Fred finishing up his Krabby Patty as he began explaining his own plight.
Fred Rechid and Nat Patterson both woke up slowly as they groaned, being able to breathe normally again as they were in the pond. Gnawty looked at them, his stubby arms crossed as he shook his head.
"You two just don't seem to catch a break, huh?" Gnawty remarked, being able to see everything that happened to the two humanoid fish.
Read Rev Up Those Fryers To Find Out More Of Fred Rechid's Story.
Amy frowned as she shook her head, her arms folded together as she looked at Fred. "Ooh… poor Nat. I honestly feel bad now."
Fred sighed as he had his flippers on the green grass, tilting back. "Yeah. I tried my best, but I couldn't stand up to the rest. I had to go on without him." He admitted as he frowned.
"But hey, you actually tried!" Meloetta exclaimed as she moved her paddle shaped hands about, trying to make Fred feel better.
Fred smiled as he glanced at Meloetta. "Oh thanks, Ms. Meloetta. You made my day feel better."
"Well, if it's any consolation…" Amy stated as she sighed, her hands on her hips as she tooted again, feeling her butt get warmer. "Neither of you had it as bad as me."
"Oh joy, I can't wait to hear about this!" Meloetta gleefully giggled as she clapped her paddle shaped hands together, with Fred turning to Amy with a look of concern as Amy retraced her own tale of misery and woe.
"So, where do we go from here?" Silver The Hedgehog asked as he wrapped his arms around the back of his head.
Shadow The Hedgehog rolled his eyes as he typically folded his arms together, facing Silver and Amy Rose. "Where do you think, pothead? To the top of this tree to see if there's anything suspicious. Or rather, to help out Gassy Rosie here."
Amy murmured as she let out a loud poot, shaking her arms as she shook her head. "It's not my fault that I'm so damn gassy! It's these jeans!"
The three humanoid hedgehogs were standing on the jetted wooden platform above the red entrance garden, wondering whether to head up or down or all around. However, since Shadow suggested that they finish their climb up the tree, Silver and Amy reluctantly agreed as they headed up, with Shadow and Silver blasting the giant Big Cluckers with their Chaos Spear and green psychic blasts. As they reached Eyrie's nest, they noticed that Eyrie was much bigger.
"Hello, three hedgehogs!" Eyrie exclaimed as he looked around, glancing back down at the hedgehogs. "Do you have any caterpillars?"
Silver frowned as he shook his head, shrugging. "Not on us, I'm afraid. We're here to head to the top."
"Oh. I see." Eyrie remarked as he sighed, nodding his head. "Well, when you collect enough, come tell Eyrie. Eyrie wait here for you hedgehogs."
As Amy was about to comfort Eyrie, there was a sudden gust from the north, causing Amy to be blown away. Shadow and Silver watched as Amy screamed, being blown high into the red sky as she was unable to do anything.
"Amy…!" Silver exclaimed as he placed his hands on his head, with Shadow pounding the branch with his right fist as he cursed loudly.
Eyrie watched in amazement as he noticed that Amy disappeared completely, being blown right out of the autumn section of the Click Clock Wood. He glanced back at Silver and Shadow, who were both still devastated.
"And that's how I got here." Amy commented as she had her hands folded together, pooting again.
Fred blinked in shock as he stared at Amy. "Wow… that does make me feel not as bad for myself. I feel for you, Amy."
Amy smiled as she nodded her head. "I'm glad that I actually made someone feel good. It really does make me not feel as depressed." She commented.
"Depressed, suppressed!" Meloetta exclaimed as she waved her icing covered right hand, winking at Amy. "You shouldn't mope on the past! Just cut loose and embrace the future!
Amy was about to respond as she abruptly farted louder than usual, blushing in embarrassment as she sheepishly rubbed the back of her head with her right hand, with Fred and Meloetta glancing at each other.
"You really should consider what you say." Fred stated as he wagged his right index finger at Meloetta.
Meloetta meekly shrugged as she swallowed the icing on her right hand. "Well, excuse me, Mr. Rev Up Those Fryers! Like I was supposed to know any better!"
Several awkward seconds passed as Fred, Amy, and Meloetta all glanced at each other, not knowing of what to make of the situation.
"Well, all of us here together sort of make the mood better, don't cha think?" Meloetta asked as she wrapped her arms around the back of her head.
Amy nodded in response as she had her hands folded together on her lap. "Yeah… I feel more positive now that I shared my problems with you two. I don't feel as bad."
"How about a group huh, to spread the love around?" Fred suggested as he smiled.
Several awkward seconds of pure silence passed. Fred Rechid, Amy Rose, and Aria Meloetta all looked at each other as it got a bit chillier in the Click Clock Wood's hub, with the trio giving each other comforting looks as they grouped around the front of the stump facing the spring section, hugging each other tightly, all of them sobbing joyfully as they felt much more at home, with Meloetta rubbing icing on her stomach while Amy farted, with Fred crying happily the most as his fryer got revved up, all of the other enemies in the hub giving each other odd glances as they watched in shock at how much the trio bonded.
Happy 100th chapter! Now dramatically read all of this story, please.
I'm serious. Serious as suicide.