Sup, guys!
So, this isn't a chapter.
But please, do not flip over the nearest flippable surface in frustration just yet. There is more content to be read beyond the author's rambles on matters that they presumed to be important but in reality had absolutely no bearing on the readers' lives. The reader didn't really want to know about what the author ate on Christmas eve. Or Christmas dinner. Or Christmas Eve Dinner. For the gods' sake, it's not a diary! The people demand content! Content for the Content god! Chapters for the chapter throne! The huddled, unwashed masses (the author means no disrespect: they're sure the masses bathe regularly) need entertainment, a fleeting moment of joy to escape the harsh daily grind of life, a speck of feeling in an unfeeling universe-
Uh, yeah, so I got carried away a bit. Um, the sequel's out.
It's titled Acceptability? Please, by all means, go check it out.
And Merry Christmas, I guess, if you celebrate it. Enjoy the holidays (whatever that may be to your culture) if you don't.
Also, to the reviewer who corrected me on the Ahuramazda topic, thank you for letting me know. I'm sorry for neglecting it for so long. The saved chapter yeeted itself into the void, so I had to reconstruct large chunks of the chapter (which could have been easily been solved with copy/paste, but nooooo, Fanfiction doesn't allow that). I corrected the name to Ahuramazda, but Ahriman stayed the same, just because it seems to be more commonly spelled that way.