Someone asked for a theme park thing- I've added every canon couple I could. This is what I have so far, I'm thinking of doing a bit between each couple, so any particular requests, let us know!

To RandomFanAuthor- I revel in chaos ^_^


"Twins, you are not spending this whole day on the water rides."

"True." Percy nodded.

"We're gonna get food too." Louisa grinned. Leo cleared his throat, patting his hand on his chest. Louisa squinted, tipping her head to one side. "Ya'll hear somethin'?"

"Feed me!" Leo protested.

"Feed yaself, dickwad!"

"Unfair!" Leo pouted. Reyna took a step closer to Louisa, settling a teetering-on-the-edge-of-imminent-violence look on Leo. He laughed nervously. "On second thought, not that hungry! Cal, look! Tunnel of love!"

"Is that as cheesy as it sounds?"

"You know it!" Leo grabbed her hand and dragged her away. Louisa snorted. She saw Jason and Piper pouring over a map of the park, heads bowed together. Hazel was patiently waiting beside Frank, holding his arm as he watched a rollercoaster plummet from the peak of an arch. Percy was already trying to talk Annabeth into the romantic ride, but Louisa couldn't tell if he was being genuine or being a little shit.

"It won't be like last time!" He promised. Piper's head snapped up, sensing drama.

"What happened last time?"

"Got stuck in a net and attacked by tiny robot spiders while being broadcast live to Olympus by statues of Cupid."

"Huh."

"Not what you were expecting?"

"Not in the slightest." Piper confirmed. She made to say more when Louisa yelped and swore.

"Holy sh- Nico! What did we talk about?" Nico simply smiled and shrugged. Next to him, Will doubled over, hands on his knees.

"Ugh." He groaned, a little green. Louisa bowed, poking him in the forehead. "Give me rollercoasters over shadow-travel any day." He managed, heaving and covering his mouth.

"I did say it takes some getting used to." Nico said evenly. Will just groaned. "If we attract, like, a buttload of monsters today, I will not be happy."

"Liar."

"No, truther. Can't be bothered."

"He wants to go on the ghost train." Will supplied.

"And add some real ghosts, don't forget. That's the best part." Nico's eyes glittered with mischief. Will lifted his head to frown at him, going from green to grey and dropping his head.

"No… more Under… worldy stuff… di Angelo."

"Oh, bite me."

Reyna tugged on Louisa's hand, pointing up at the ride Frank had been watching. She was asking a question, but her eyes said Louisa had no choice. Louisa, having expected both the ride suggestion and the look, offered a shrug and let Reyna pull her along. Frank had elected not to go on that ride, so he and Hazel wandered off to have a look around instead. Piper and Jason rock-paper-scissored their ideas, Piper beaming and kissing his cheek when she won.

"Let's go, Sparky!" And she rushed off after Reyna and Louisa, hauling him along by the arm.

That left Percy and Annabeth still debating the tunnel of love and Nico and Will, who was looking more his usual colour now.

"I'm not spending all day on the ghost train." Will told him, putting an arm around his shoulders.

"Can we go on that one?" Nico pointed at the loop-de-loop.

"I don't knoooow, are you tall enough?"

"Fuck you, Solace."

"If you insist." Will smirked. Nico flushed crimson and punched him, but Will only laughed. He glanced over at Annabeth and Percy. "How much do you wanna bet they'll still be here later?"

"Not anything you can afford. Let's go."

"That was harsh."

"You love me."

"I do."


They reached the top of the arch, Louisa wiggling excitedly in her seat. She gripped the harness keeping her in place with one hand and held Reyna's with the other. "Go go go go!" She beamed. Reyna glanced over at her. The ride was designed to let them hang, just for a bit, teetering at the top. "Come on!" Louisa protested. "Oh, cool, look at the one!" From their vantage point, they could see the park laid out all around them.

"Of course you'd point out the log ride."

"Love a log ride!"

"You make bigger splashes!"

"Indeed I do!" Louisa grinned. Reyna opened her mouth to respond, but then the ride was in freefall, clattering down the track. Louisa whooped delightedly, Piper was changing her mind in the seat behind them, screaming in terror and delight, while Jason half-laughed, half-complained that she was crushing his hand. Reyna was laughing too and then they levelled out, slowing over some bumps until the ride came to a halt. "Again!" Louisa insisted. "Wait, no. Look at the queue now!" She grimaced. Reyna rolled her eyes, pushing the harness up and climbing out. Louisa struggled with the button for a moment, complaining wordlessly. Reyna had to help her out.

"You can fight a Titan, but you can't get out of a rollercoaster."

"Sod's law." Louisa nodded, springing to her feet. "Log ride!"

"One log ride." Reyna said, holding a single finger up. Louisa pursed her lips. Reyna tapped her on the nose. "One."

"Two."

"One or we go on that love tunnel nonsense."

"Ew, no mush." Louisa stuck her tongue out, disgusted. Reyna nodded once, appeased, and looked past her. Jason had his arm around Piper's waist, laughing.

"That was mildly faster than I was expecting." She groaned.

"You've been on Arion."

"That is true. Go again?"

"If you insist." Jason shrugged. He smiled at Reyna, who was pulling on Louisa's arm to get her to focus. "Good luck, Reyna."

"I will need more than luck to get this one to behave," Reyna shook her head, "I will need a miracle."

"Pfft," Louisa rolled her eyes, "you'll need, like, twenty, but who's ta say?"


Will try and continue! :P