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(Andy sits at his desk. Badlands Dan and his gang sit on the right side.)
ANDY: It's Eye on the Galaxy! Joining me are Badlands Dan and his gang.
BADLANDS DAN (his gang behind him): (to audience) Howdy.
ANDY: (to Badlands Dan) So, Dan, what's your reason for not staying long?
BADLANDS DAN: I have these (pulls out seed packets) packets of seeds for my new garden, and they'll only grow this time of year on Congenial Rock.
ANDY: What are you planting?
BADLANDS DAN: Wimperson cacti.
WILLIAM WIMPERSON: (pointing to the packets) I came from one of those!
(Andy looks at William quizzically.)
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OINK (Motorhogs behind her): I want to expand my kitchen with a walk-in fridge, an extra-wide range...
BLUE MOTORHOG: A spice rack!
PINK MOTORHOG: Measuring cups!
YELLOW MOTORHOG: A pantry bigger than me!
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(Close up of Andy as he listens closely to the red and blue ants from The Fugitives.)
RED ANT: The soil on this planet is not exactly ant-friendly.
BLUE ANT: It's true, the tunnels we dig keep collapsing!
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GENERAL OUTRAGE (Brainz, Wild Card, and Clipper behind him): Ivan, our team van, was impounded.
BRAINZ: He's got the cord for my computer.
CLIPPER: And the cleaning kit for my scissors.
WILD CARD: And a trunk full o' lampshade cauliflower.
(phone rings)
ANDY: Excuse me, gentlemen, I need to take this. (picks up) Eye on the Galaxy, Andy speaking.
ORANGE CRUSH: Hi, this is Orange Crush of the Robomechabotasquad. (Andy's eye widens slightly and the Insurgent Generals exchange looks of confusion with each other) Do you know what happened to Robomechabotatron? (Andy's eye widens more and his pupil shrinks a bit) We're looking for the perp who destroyed it.
ANDY: Uh, (to audience) we'll be right back.
GENERAL OUTRAGE: This is awkward.
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