The Eye on the Galaxy

by signo001

As shown at the end of The End of the Galaxy, Lord Hater chases Wander and Sylvia around the new galaxy. Meanwhile, Andy the Watchdog interviews the refugees on the ex-secret planet so the other Watchdogs get to know more about them and their needs. This serves as a series of shorts taking place before the currently shelved third season.

4. The Youth

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(Andy sits at his desk. Melodie, Angela, David, and Jamie and Hank sit on the right side.)

ANDY: This is your humble host, Andy, and you're watching Eye on the Galaxy! (to Melodie) Melodie, do you have something to share with the audience?

MELODIE: Yes. Have faith in Wander and Sylvia. They never forget about the people they help. Same goes for Lord Hater.

ANDY: Good advice. (to Angela) I like your doll.

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OLIVE (mother behind her): I want to be just like Hater when I grow up!

ANDY: (to mother) Heh, kids say the darndest things.

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GRANDSON SLUG 1: We're hungry.

GRANDSON SLUG 2: We're homesick.

GRANDSON SLUG 3: We're hoping for a sitter.

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ROCK LADY: My babies... getting bigger. (pulls in cart full of her babies) Need bigger cart.

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MR. KNUCKLEHEAD: Our boy Huckleberry is ready for preschool.

MRS. KNUCKLEHEAD: And he certainly can't be educated here.

HUCKLEBERRY: (grabs Andy) Lolly?

ANDY: AH! Put me down!

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SMARTPHONE SON (his parents behind him): I need Wi-Fi to get updated.

CAMERA FATHER: That's when he'll go through puberty.

SMARTPHONE SON: Wait, what?

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TEEN LEADER: Have you seen the landscape? There isn't a halfpipe in sight!

WEASLY TEEN: No asphalt and barely anything to grind!

OBVIOUS TEEN: We miss the skatepark.

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ANDY: (to Demurra and Dracor's daughters and son) Your parents installed a playground in the courtyard on your planet and you're all eager to try it out?

D&D'S CHILDREN: (jubilantly) Uh-huh!

ANDY: That is great. It's been fun talking to you, uh... what are your names again?

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