The Eye on the Galaxy

by signo001

As shown at the end of The End of the Galaxy, Lord Hater chases Wander and Sylvia around the new galaxy. Meanwhile, Andy the Watchdog interviews the refugees on the ex-secret planet so the other Watchdogs get to know more about them and their needs. This serves as a series of shorts taking place before the currently shelved third season.

5. The Gutsy

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(Andy sits at his desk. On the right side sits Ripov.)

ANDY: We're back with more Eye on the Galaxy! With me today is Miss Emily Ripov. Ripov? Is that Grussian?

RIPOV: (clears throat)

ANDY: (to Ripov) Oh, sorry. You are a loner, right? Why not go about your own business now that the galaxy's been saved?

RIPOV: I really would, but somebody's got to stick around and keep the arachnomorphs at bay.

ANDY: But we're safe here, aren't we?

RIPOV: (pulls out a booklet about arachnomorphs and tosses it to Andy) You might want to educate yourself.

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THRAX (his four cohorts behind him): I plan to rebuild my bookstore with a coffee shop and a botanical theme. Oh, and thanks for having me, Andy.

ANDY: You're welcome, Thrax! I would've included you with the business folks, but that was fully booked. (Thrax lowers his eyelids) No pun intended.

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HARVAX: (holding his fake proboscis) I gotta replace my old fake proboscis with a new one.

STOK: (pops up from his trash can) Try this! (throws a similar-looking proboscis on the desk in front of Harvax, who picks it up and puts it on)

HARVAX: (deep voice) Too long.

(blip)

NEPHEW SLUG: I need a job! Productivity keeps me sane.

(blip)

EYE DRONE

ANDY: You've been absent for a while, haven't you, Ryder?

RYDER (on the projector screen): (holding a crowbar and trying to open what appears to be a chamber door) That's because I've been trying to free a karate sensei from his chamber. I figured he'd be good enough to help us stop Dominator.

ANDY: Sorry, but Hater already beat her.

RYDER: What? Flab-drassit...!

ANDY: (to audience) To be continued.

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