I'm back! And this is by far the easiest thing I've ever written, so updates will happen frequently. :D Not that anyone reads them... But anyway, on with the cringe!
Disclaimer: Don't own Harry Potter. :( Don't own My Immortal. :D
AN: Fangz (It's not that hard to spell "thanks") 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! (I can only imagine how bad this was before help... Unless Raven is a horrible friend... with an awesome sense of humor...) BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! (So everyone who can recognize trash when they see it is a prep...?)
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The next day I woke up in my bedroom. (Shocker, I thought she was going to wake up in Moaning Myrtle's bathroom) It was snowing and raining again. (Sleet. It's called sleet) I opened the door of my coffin (*facepalm* There are no coffins in the Hogwarts dormitories. And they don't have doors. Coffins have lids) and drank some blood from a bottle I had. (There was just randomly a bottle of blood by the coffin?) My coffin was black ebony (No one cares) and inside it was hot pink velvet (No one cares) with black lace on the ends. (No one cares) I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. (Did I mention no one cares?) Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. (Because if you're a Mary Sue, school uniforms don't matter) I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears (That's a lot of piercings...), and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. (For school? Messy buns are for staying home and doing nothing)
My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) (We didn't need to know, PMs exist) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes (Woah. Hold up. She woke up, grinned, flipped her hair, and then opened her eyes? That's creepy). She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots (Do Hogwarts robes even exist in this twisted Sueniverse?). We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.)
"OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly. (#CreepyStalkerFriend)
"Yeah? So?" I said, blushing.
"Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. (Of course not! She blushed at the mere mention of his name! She is so not interested!)
"No I so fucking don't!" I shouted. (Blushing, then suddenly dropping F-bombs. I think Ebony needs a therapist)
"Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me.
"Hi." he said.
"Hi." I replied flirtily. (Wow. Just wow. Blushes, swears, then flirts. This girl got no brain. And, of course, she still does not like Malfoy)
"Guess what." he said. (Chicken butt)
"What?" I asked.
"Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. (A Muggle band. Performing in an all-wizard village. Of course. This makes total sense.)
"Oh. My. Fucking. God!" I screamed. (Chill. Just chill) I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. "Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked. (No. She doesn't. End of story)
I gasped. (Ooh, dramatic. She gasped. I am simply shocked.)
Ouch, that was bad. And... bad. Painful. How is it possible to write something this bad? I seriously don't know. But thank you to everyone who read, and if you did, please review! Just one line will let me know people read this!