Hello, people! :D Time for Chapter 3. And this is horrible. Just simply horrible. If I liked Good Charlotte to begin with, this probably would've ruined it for me. But I don't; I didn't know they existed until I read My Immortal. So ha.
(Don't own anything.)
AN: STOP FLAMMING DA STORY PREPZ OK! odderwize fangs 2 da goffik ppl 4 da good reveiws! (Flamers = prepz, reviewers = goffik lol) FANGS AGEN RAVEN! oh yeah, BTW I don't own dis or da lyrics 4 Good Chralotte.
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On the night of the concert I put on my black lace-up boots with high heels. (Don't care) Underneath them were ripped red fishnets (Don't care). Then I put on a black leather minidress with all this corset stuff on the back and front. I put on matching fishnet on my arms. I straightened my hair and made it look all spiky. (DON'T CARE DON'T CARE DON'T CARE!) I felt a little depressed then, so I slit one of my wrists (Okaaayyy... Getting dressed for a date, then randomly depressed?). I read a depressing book (Like My Immortal? Oh wait, that's depressingly bad) while I waited for it to stop bleeding and I listened to some GC. I painted my nails black and put on TONS of black eyeliner. Then I put on some black lipstick. (Nobody. In the world. Freaking. Cares.) I didn't put on foundation because I was pale anyway (Exactly! EXACTLY! She's already pale! So why does she ever wear foundation?!). I drank some human blood so I was ready to go to the concert (Yep, that's what you need to always do in preparation for a concert. Drink human blood).
I went outside. Draco was waiting there in front of his flying car (Since when does Draco Malfoy have a flying car?). He was wearing a Simple Plan t-shirt (they would play at the show too), baggy black skater pants, black nail polish and a little eyeliner (AN: A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!). (No. Just no. I'm not speaking for other girls but in my opinion, there is absolutely nothing attractive about eyeliner on guys)
"Hi Draco!" I said in a depressed voice. (Is that possible...? A depressed voice?)
"Hi Ebony." he said back. We walked into his flying black Mercedes-Benz (the license plate said 666) and flew to the place with the concert (It's not that far from Hogwarts toHogsmeade). On the way we listened excitedly to Good Charlotte and Marilyn Manson. We both smoked cigarettes and drugs (Wow. How relevant and constructive to the storyline). When we got there, we both hopped out of the car. We went to the mosh pit at the front of the stage and jumped up and down as we listened to Good Charlotte.
"You come in cold, you're covered in blood They're all so happy you've arrived The doctor cuts your cord, hands you to your mom She sets you free into this life." sang Joel (I don't own da lyrics 2 dat song).
"Joel is so fucking hot." I said to Draco, pointing to him as he sung, filling the club with his amazing voice. (Seriously? Telling your date you think some celebrity's hot? Nice move, Ebony)
Suddenly Draco looked sad. (Ooh, how sad. Draco's sad)
"What's wrong?" I asked as we moshed to the music. Then I caught on. (Wha? She caught on? With all two of her brain cells?! I am astonished!)
"Hey, it's ok I don't like him better than YOU!" I said. (*rolls eyes* Nice save. NOT!)
"Really?" asked Draco sensitively (What the freak? He asked that "sensitively"?) and he put his arm around me all protective (That was sort of random).
"Really." I said. "Besides I don't even know Joel and he's going out with Hilary fucking Duff. I fucking hate that little bitch." I said disgustedly, thinking of her ugly blonde face. (One: Her face. Is blonde? HAHAHAHAHA. Two: Ebony definitely needs a therapist.)
The night went on really well, and I had a great time (Cringe). So did Draco. (Cringe) After the concert, we drank some beer (Cringe) and asked Benji and Joel for their autographs and photos with them (Cringe). We got GC concert tees (Cringe). Draco and I crawled back into the Mercedes-Benz, but Draco didn't go back into Hogwarts, instead he drove the car into… the Forbidden Forest! (*gasp* The Forbidden Forest?! Not the Forbidden Forest!)
Okay dat be cringy. Everyone still with me? No one's brain is melted? Good. ^_^ Don't forget to be "goffik" and leave a good review! ;D
