Heyo again! Time for the next chapter, which I haven't been looking forward to, but whatever.

AN: I sed stup flaming ok ebony's name is ENOBY (Ooh, her name is Enoby now?) nut mary su OK! (NOT OK because I have decided her name IS Mary Sue!) DRACO IS SOO IN LUV wif her dat he is acting defrent! (*facepalm* When you're infatuated, you act in a way completely different to being supremely OOC) dey nu eechodder b4 ok! (Ew. Cringe. I could barely read that)

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"DRACO!" I shouted. "What the fuck do you think you are doing?" (Chill out girl. I know the number of a therapist...)

Draco didn't answer but he stopped the flying car and he walked out of it. I walked out of it too, curiously. (No. If you don't want to go somewhere, you don't leave the car when you get there!)

"What the fucking hell?" I asked angrily.

"Ebony?" he asked.

"What?" I snapped.

Draco leaned in extra-close (Obviously different from only "close" or "really close") and I looked into his gothic red eyes (he was wearing color contacts) ("gothic red eyes"? Someone please end me now) which revealed so much depressing sorrow and evilness and then suddenly I didn't feel mad anymore. (What. The actual. Heck. His eyes revealed depressing sorrow and evilness?! THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE!)

And then… suddenly just as I Draco kissed me passionately. Draco climbed on top of me and we started to make out keenly against a tree (*visible confusion* I'm fairly sure that's not possible. He climbed on top... against a tree?). He took of my top and I took of his clothes. I even took of my bra. Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what and we did it for the first time. (*blinks* Okaaayyy... well, I guess it's not the most detailed thing out there)

"Oh! Oh! Oh! " I screamed. I was beginning to get an orgasm. We started to kiss everywhere and my pale body became all warm. And then….

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!"

It was….Dumbledore! (*whistles* Well, it looks like Malfoy isn't the only one who's supremely OOC)

This just keeps getting worse and worse. And only like forty more chapters to go! :D Ugh. Well, please review, everyone! And I can't believe I have to say this in a commentary, but please don't flame. *cough* Looking at you, Gusty Eagle *cough* I think flames are hilarious (I actually burst out laughing and couldn't stop giggling for ten minutes afterwards) but they're a waste of my time and yours. So stop wasting time.