What's this? Could it be? Am I actually– UPDATING?! O_O Yes, yes I am. Sorry for going AWOL, everyone. My life kinda sucks. But anyway, on with the horror known as "My Immortal." (I. Do. Not. Own. ANYTHING.)

AN: STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr! (Tara's logic never fails to astound me) Da only reson Dumbledeor swor is coz he had a hedacheok (This sounds like a combination of "head" and "artichoke." Or is that just me...?) an on tup of dat he wuz mad at dem 4 having sexx! PS im nut updating umtil I get five good revoiws! (Wait, I thought there were more chapters after this. Don't tell me she actually got good reviews. She just ate her words. XP)

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Dumbledore made and Draco and I follow him. ("Draco and me." It should me "Draco and me.") He kept shouting at us angrily.

"You ludacris fools!" he shouted. (Is anyone else impressed that Tara sort of knows the word "ludicrous"?)

I started to cry tears of blood down my pallid face. (NOTICE: If you are crying tears of blood, you should really seek professional help.) Draco comforted me. When we went back to the castle Dumbledore took us to Professor Snape and Professor McGonagall who were both looking very angry.

"They were having sexual intercourse in the Forbidden Forest!" he yelled in a furious voice.

"Why did you do such a thing, you mediocre dunces?" asked Professor McGonagall. (I am impressed. No joke. Who knew Tara's vocabulary was actually this big?)

"How dare you?" demanded Professor Snape. ("How dare you"? That's not even a question that makes sense.)

And then Draco shrieked. "BECAUSE I LOVE HER!" (*utter confusion* Since when? Why? Her lovely personality?)

Everyone was quiet. Dumbledore and Professor McGonagall still looked mad but Professor Snape said. "Fine. Very well. You may go up to your rooms." (*blinks* Out of all the teachers, Snape is the least likely to take that horrible excuse for an excuse, and just excuse them.)

Draco and I went upstairs while the teachers glared at us. (Because McGonagall and Dumbledore would totally just let Snape override them like that...)

"Are you okay, Ebony?" Draco asked me gently.

"Yeah I guess." I lied. I went to the girl's dorm and brushed my teeth and my hair and changed into a low-cut black floor-length dress with red lace all around it and black high heels. (Why? For sleep? Really? You put on an evening dress and high heels to sleep in?! *facepalm*) When I came out….

Draco was standing in front of the bathroom (How did he get in the girls' dormitories?), and he started to sing 'I just wanna live' by Good Charlotte. (No. Just no.) I was so flattered, even though he wasn't supposed to be there. We hugged and kissed. After that, we said goodnight and he reluctantly went back into his room.

*author is unavailable for comment, as she has been killed due to excessive amounts of cringe*