AN: shjt up prepz ok! (I apologize, but I am incapable of shjtting up) PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

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The next day I woke up in my coffin. I put on a black miniskirt that was all ripped around the end (Ew) and a matching top with red skulls all over it (Yuck) and high heeled boots that were black (Someone remind me never to wear high heeled boots ever again). I put on two pairs of skull earrings, and two crosses in my ears (Two crosses? Not cross earrings, just crosses? And wasn't she a Satanist...?). I spray-painted my hair with purple. (This is... tacky)

In the Great Hall, I ate some Count Chocula cereal with blood instead of milk, and a glass of red blood. Suddenly someone bumped into me. All the blood spilled over my top. (First, that's gross. Second, Hogwarts doesn't even serve Ebony's breakfast food. Third, WE DON'T CARE WHAT SHE HAD FOR BREAKFAST)

"Bastard!" I shouted angrily. (Anger management...) I regretted saying it when I looked up cause I was looking into the pale white face of a gothic boy with spiky black hair with red streaks in it (Uh... why would you regret it now?). He was wearing so much eyeliner that I was going down his face and he was wearing black lipstick (Am I the only person who would find that incredibly unattractive?). He didn't have glasses anymore (How did she know this was Harry?) and now he was wearing red contact lenses just like Draco's and there was no scar on his forhead anymore. He had a manly stubble on his chin (*snorts* "manly stubble?" *falls over laughing*). He had a sexy English accent (Idiot, you all have English accents!). He looked exactly like Joel Madden (Um... *Googles Joel Madden* Daniel Radcliffe looks nothing like Joel Madden). He was so sexy that my body went all hot when I saw him kind of like an erection only I'm a girl so I didn't get one you sicko. (*retches* DUH! I don't think that I'm the sicko here...)

"I'm so sorry." he said in a shy voice. (Nope. OOC already.)

"That's all right. What's your name?" I questioned. ("Bastard!" "That's all right." JUST BE CONSISTENT)

"My name's Harry Potter, although most people call me Vampire these days." he grumbled. (CRINGE)

"Why?" I exclaimed.

"Because I love the taste of human blood." he giggled. (This is wrong and stupid on so many levels. Harry Potter does not like to drink blood. Harry Potter does not giggle. There is no reason for him to giggle after saying that he likes blood.)

"Well, I am a vampire." I confessed.

"Really?" he whimpered. (Whimpered?! Seriously, if Tara's just gonna say stuff this dumb, she should stick with "said.")

"Yeah." I roared. (Again, just say "said." Uncreative? Yeah. Less cringy than this? Definitely.)

We sat down to talk for a while. Then Draco came up behind me and told me he had a surprise for me so I went away with him. (Yeah, Draco's surprise was: "I have seen the light and realize that you are a creepy and messed up Mary Sue. I'm breaking up with you even though we aren't really a thing, since this Suethor does not know basic logic and probably has decided that we are a thing. If I'm honest, I completely despise you. You should see a counselor, and probably a doctor, and also probably take sex ed. Never go near me again and have a nice life." Then he would flip her off and leave.)