This is a short parody fanfic I wanted to do.
Disney owns Zootopia and their characters.
Who Broke It?
A normal quiet day at the ZPD building and inside, tensions are rising as the officers along with Chief Bogo are surrounding a table in the break room with broken coffee maker on it.
"So… Who broke it?" Chief Bogo started as he glared at the officers who remained silent and nervous. "I'm not mad. I just want to know." He finished.
One officer decides to step up to take the fall for her colleagues.
"I did. I broke-" Judy was interrupted by the cape buffalo.
"No, no you didn't. Wilde?" The chief gestured towards the fox.
"Don't look at me. Look at Wolford." Nick accuses and glares at the wolf beside him.
"What? I didn't break it." Wolford replied defensively.
"Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?" The fox accuses him again.
"Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken." The wolf stated the obvious which got the fox to lean in on him.
"Suspicious." Nick said with narrowed eyes.
"No it's not." Wolford retorts and gets interrupted by Delgado.
"If it matters – probably not – but Fangmeyer was the last one to use it." Delgato accuses the tigress near him.
"Liar! I don't even drink that crap!" Fangmeyer retorts defensively at the lion.
"Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?" The lion ask her.
"I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Delgato!" The tigress retorts defensively.
"Alright, let's not fight. I broke it, let me pay for it, Chief Bogo." Judy said trying to defuse the situation.
"No! Who broke it?!" Chief Bogo demanded, losing his patience.
After a moment of silence, Wolford walks up to the police chief while glaring at a certain pachyderm.
"Chief… Francine's been awfully quiet…" Wolford said accusing the elephant.
"REALLY?!" Francine angrily retorts at the wolf.
"Yeah! Really!" The wolf retorts back.
"Oh, my God!" Francine said in frustration.
Soon, all the officers in the break room starts arguing amongst themselves while the police chief slips away unnoticed til he bumps into a chubby cheetah in the hall who was watching who scene through stifled giggles.
"Did anyone of them really did it, chief?" Clawhauser asked.
"Actually… I broke it." Bogo confessed before continuing. "It burned my hoof, so I punched it." He explained.
"So what do you think is gonna happen next?"The cheetah asked once more.
"I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick." The chief stated as he turns to look at the scene he's caused and turns back to the cheetah who's chuckling a little.
"Wow. You really made a mess of things." The cheetah commented.
"Good. It was getting a little chummy around here." The buffalo said as he walks back to his office while smirking.
I hope you all enjoyed this parody!