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Also when I come up with a story idea I can't stop myself from writing it down and posting it. I literally can't sleep to I have written it down. So that is why there are so many stories.

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Introduction

Bella is a impossible person. She was never meant to exist. She is not mortal, her name is not Bella Swan and she is not in love with Edward. She is actually the impossible daughter of the Archer Twins…

Chapter .1.

Bella couldn't stand the Cullen's and Wolves. Plain and simple. Well plain and simple when it came too how much she disliked them.

She was not who the people of Forks, La Push and the Cullen's thought she was. She was above their knowledge. And she really didn't care about Edward changing her into a vampire. Why would she when she is already immortal?

Bella was not actually meant too exist. Her Mother got drunk and admitted too her twin that she would want at least one child. Her Mothers twin made it so with the combination of their minds she was born. Her Mother had been both furious and thankful too her twin. As she was still a virgin. Thanks too having Bella by her mind.

She was born too Artemis, Goddess of the Moon, the Hunt, Wilderness, Forests, Archery, Chastity, Radiance, Maidenhood, and Childbirth who was her Mother and Apollo, her twin, God of the Sun, Light, Healing, Disease, Plague, Music, Art, Archery, Poetry, Reason, Knowledge, Truth and Prophecy as her Father.

Both of them were the opposite too each other in personality and appearance.

So it was only fitting the she got opposite domains too each other as her domains. Now she wouldn't say what her domains were for now. But some were pretty crazy.

Also her look was unique. Well her true form was. One half of her was alive with blonde hair and the other side showed death with black hair. On the alive side her eye was silver and on the dead side her eye was gold. Representing her parents domains.

Her name at birth was Selissa. And as the only child of Artemis and because off her domains she was given a place on council. It was also a favour too her Mother because Artemis was a favourite daughter of Zeus besides Athena. And also because Selissa herself was his favourite Granddaughter.

When she was presented too the council she met for the first time her future husband. Hermes, God Messengers, Roads, Merchants, Travel, Loads, Gymnasiums, Athletes, Sports, Diplomacy, Orators, Thieves, Commerce, Border Crossings, Trade, Cunning and Invention.

He didn't care about her true appearance. He didn't care of the fact she was impossible. He loved her for who she was.

As she loved him for who he was. He was smart, kind, funny and intelligent not that anyone believed that. It was a secret between the two of them. But how can you be Cunning without being smart? How can he be the God of Invention without being smart?

Sometimes people just overlooked the obvious.

They married just a short year after they meet. And had an open marriage. Both knowing that the love between Divine Beings was the strongest off all and once they fell in love with a Divine or a true Immortal it changed them permeantly. Not like mortal relationships were like. When they had sex with mortals it was lust not love.

So Selissa and Hermes could have as many affairs as they wanted and neither of them would get mad as long as they came back too each off. Which the chance of not happening was slim too none.

So why was she in Forks and dating the moron/bastard/emo/controlling bastard was that her Grandfather wanted too know if they could possible get an alliance out of them. Them and the bastard fluff balls that had taken too help the controlling bastard 'protect' her and make sure she followed 'their' 'rules'.

It was not like Victoria would hurt her anyway. As she was her sister. Buy her Dad. Victoria was just the fall guy for the real bastards the Romanians. As the Volturi worshipped the ground she walked on as the Patron of Vampires.

She thought she would be given the go too just leave. She should have seen that would not be an option.

"WHAT?!" she screeched in the Iris Message

"No need too shout Granddaughter. You should have seen this coming", Zeus tells her

"I didn't think after all the reports I sent you, you would still tell me too bring them to Olympus!" Selissa exclaims

She had been sending him reports since she got here. And she thought after everything the Cullen's had done and how convincing them of higher beings would be hard too do without now big display. That Zeus would actually go through with inviting them to Olympus.

"They will make Mother shoot them", Selissa points out

"I'll have Apollo take her arrows"

"My Father will shoot them", Selissa counters

"I'll have Hermes and Ares on him"

"My husband will probably end up sending Eddie Boy, Pixie-Midget-Bitch who I can't believe is my half-sister but I CAN believe she is a daughter of Aphrodite too, the vein/bitch/spawn of Aphrodite, the control puppy dog onto the afterlife or straight into Tartarus is they say something really bad", Selissa counters again

"Athena will help reason with them"

"Athena will be on MY side. Besides I am also her favourite niece", Selissa counters again

"Ares will be holding them back"

"Ares would let the fight play out", Selissa counters again.

And she continues too counter every solution that Zeus told her. Selissa looks at him smugly when he ran out of solutions.

That included Aphrodite who Selissa said that Aphrodite would be more worried about mucking up her make-up and clothes then helping.

Hera, who Selissa reminded him wouldn't help in a thousand years because of the bitch she was.

Demeter, who Selissa said would be more interested in cereal and complaining about Hades too help.

Poseidon and Hades were both likely too just sit back and enjoy the entertainment like Hephaestus would be doing.

Hestia, who Selissa reminded him was a peaceful Goddess. With the patience of a saint.

He eventually got so desperate to suggest Dionysus helping. Which Selissa gleefully reminded him it was more likely that Dionysus would be drunk, passed out or asleep in his throne. Which he was normal for him.

"For the love off…"

"So I won?" Selissa asks innocently

"No. Your brining them Selissa. And as King of the Gods my word is finally. Get. Them. Here", Zeus replies cutting off the Iris Message.

Selissa curses why did her Grandfather always pull the 'I am King' card out when he wasn't getting his way or winning an argument?

Now she had too get the bastard's too Olympus.

Now that will be fun won't it?

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