Three months later beginning of June. Becky's POV
"Yeah I know baby I'll call you when I'm done at the office."
"Okay are you going to be home for dinner?" Cooed Sasha through the phone.
"Well that depends what are we having? And if you say me I'm hanging up." I warned playfully because she is still a sexual feign. I've been trying to cut her back on it but I haven't really made much progress.. but I guess that's good.
"No you are for dessert obviously, but I was thinking that after I finish up rehearsals I'd go to the store and pick us up some dinner."
"Oh so you're cooking dinner tonight?" I usually always handle dinner so I'll be pleasantly surprised if she's cooking tonight.
"Yeah I miss you and I feel like spoiling you. So what a better way to let you know I love you than through your stomach. I was thinking pasta of some sort?"
"Hey I'm just excited you're cooking dinner tonight so it could be a single crisp on a plate and I'll be happy because I didn't have to prepare it."
"Okay perfect because I'm so hungry. All this dancing is draining me." She sighed.
"Hey you were the one who wanted to have a world tour. You got your wish and now you have to own up to it." It was probably two or three days after Sasha told me that she wanted to go on tour that we talked to Mitch. He was completely behind her going on tour because it'd probably sell out everywhere being since she came out her fan base exploded. We get emails and fan mail from fans all over telling us about their struggles being part of the LGBT community. So we immediately got to planning everything and we've made tremendous progress. The stage designs are done, the set list is all picked out, outfits are in the process of being made, her dancers and choreography are good. So far we only have the first leg of the tour planned and ready to be announced. First leg of the tour is starting up in Boston followed by other cities in the States. Then we're going overseas to Australia. After that it's to Europe which should be the end of the tour. All the dates in the US are secure, and we're still working on booking locations in Australia and in Europe. We have some of them secured just not all of them. Sasha is a big stickler for making sure everything is set and stone before it all goes viral.
"I know I know. I just didn't know it'd be so much work but I'm still excited nonetheless." I don't have to see her to know she's probably smiling right now.
"Me too. I'm just dying to get to finally be able to see you in concert."
"If you want I'll give you a private concert later."
"Perfect I'll be there. But babe I gotta go I'm expecting an important call in a bit."
"Fuck'em I'm more important." She spoke quickly getting me to giggle.
"I know you are but it's with a business partner and I want to go over numbers and such."
"Damn I love it when you talk business." She purred.
"I know that's why I do it. But seriously Sash I'll call you later okay?"
"Fine but because of this you owe me three hours of uninterrupted quality time." This is another thing I've grown accustomed to love. Whenever I have to do something that doesn't involve her she comes up with some crazy way to get me to spend time with her. It's not like we don't spend enough time together because she hardly ever leaves my side, I just think it's cute she always wants to hangout with me.
"I'll give you five hours instead, deal?"
"Deal. I love you."
"I love you too. See you for dinner."
"See you gorgeous. Buh-bye."
"Bye." And with that I hung up the phone and went back to responding to emails on the computer. Normally I'd be in my office but Sasha's office has the bigger desk in it and so I decided to use hers like I do whenever she doesn't come to the office with me. It's almost three now and I've been here all morning because there are tons of papers have to go through. This has been my first time back in the office since before Sasha announced our relationship on national television. I've just been keeping tabs via modern technology. So I technically still don't need to be here I just felt as though I should come in today so I did. Besides Sasha has rehearsals all day so I'd be bored all day if I didn't come in. Anyway right now I think I'm going to head to the break room and find something to eat. I packed Sasha and I's lunch this morning and I put mine in the fridge.
Leaving the office I began walking towards the break room. I'm not going to lie it is a little bit awkward walking past everyone when you're dating their boss. I don't care though because at the end of the day none of their opinions about me matter to me. Plus I'm fucking their boss so if they upset me I'll just have Sasha fire them. She has done it before and I'm positive she'd do it again. Nobody messes with me and gets away with it according to Sasha. When I got there Eli was in there too.
"Hey Eli long time no see. How you been?" I smiled politely walking into the room and going to the fridge. He didn't even say anything but give me a side glare. "So what cat got your tongue?" I asked grabbing my lunch out the fridge and going over to stand in front of him being he's sitting down.
"We're not friends anymore." He spat not looking at me.
"And why's that?" He let out a very annoyed sigh before finally looking up at me.
"Sasha was mine first and you knew that! But yet you stole her from me anyway and I can't forgive you for that. Friends don't steal each other's girlfriends." It took everything in me not to bust out laughing. If only he knew that Sasha was the one who chased me and not the other way around.
"Right and how many times did you ask her out? And how many of them did she accept?" I asked somewhat sarcastically because we both know the answers to both questions. He didn't say anything but glare at me. "Exactly see I didn't even have to ask her out all I did was give her a look and she was all over me. Doesn't matter though she's so damn needy it's like all she wants to do is spoil me, have sex almost constantly, and wait on me hand and foot. Ugh it's awful be lucky it isn't you who has to suffer like me." I groaned out in a very sarcastic way basically rubbing it in his face. I know it's kind of an asshole move but this is for when he'd bother me every day asking about if she said anything about him. Plus I love messing him because it's funny. Also because he doesn't know it but if it weren't for me Sasha would have fired him a long time ago. She was getting extremely annoyed with him bothering her and not doing his job, but I convinced her to let him stay. He's weird but he's the only person who knows how to do his job for such a low cost. We've tried to replace him but they all wanted more than what we pay him so that's why he still works here. His response to all that was a mad huff. "Awe come on Eli I'm just messing with you. I just want to put it on the record that she was the one who asked me out all I did was say yes. Anyway I'm going to need a rough draft of next week's circular on my desk by Wednesday. We did a survey with cashiers and customers, and one complaint was that the coupons should all just be on one page instead of spread out through the paper. I just wanna rearrange stuff on it so it'll be easier to plan the layout of the circulars come the following week."
"Fine whatever you want."
"Thanks." I smiled again before leaving there and going back into Sasha's office. Honestly life is pretty good when you're literally fucking the Boss.
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A week later at the Ellen Show Sasha's POV
"Wow babe I really can't believe I just met Ellen fucking Degeneres!" Grinned Becky completely fangirling. Today is the day that I've finally decided to break my silence since coming out at the Grammys earlier this year. I haven't made any posts on social media or any live appearances anywhere. I kept to myself and laid low just like I said I would. Besides the banger I threw, and preparing for my world tour nothing much has been happening in my life besides just spending time with my lover. Since the morning I told Becks about who Danielle is to me I think we've gotten closer as friends and lovers. We've engaged in some rather deep emotional conversations and I feel like I can be completely and totally honest with her. I've always been honest with her it's just I never really told her anything about my past like she has with me. Everything about her I know and everything about me she knows and I like it this way. I especially love it when she fangirls over other celebrities.
"I know me too her eyes are so goddam blue. I almost drowned in them they are so blue, and Portia!"
"I'd totally fuck her if I had the chance." To that I slapped her. She still loves it when I get dominant on her especially out of nowhere.
"The only person you're ever going to fuck is me got it?" I growled getting in her face. She just smirked as she held her cheek.
"Mmmm yes ma'am." She purred wrapping her arms around me.
"I own this body of yours and nobody is allowed to touch it but me. You're mine all mine and nobody else's. Mine mine mine mine mine. You belong to me."
"I belong to you." That earned her a kiss. I swear I have it so good with Becky it isn't even funny.
"That's right. You belong to me and I belong to you" I cooed looking into her eyes. Ellen may have dreamy blue eyes but Becky has eyes I could stare into for years and never get bored.
"You think you're ready to finally let the world know about us?" Fixing a loose strand of hair on her cheek I nodded.
"Babe I'm more than ready. Everyone is dying to know how we came to be, and I'm tired of people coming up with these crazy stories about us. It's about time I set the record straight."
"How you gonna set the record straight if you're not even straight?!" She giggled getting me to laugh.
"Shut up you're so stupid. No but seriously I just want to show the world much I love you, I mean I went through a lot to get to you. I deserve bragging rights so I'm cashing in on it now. Plus we've already inspired so many just by coming out on national television so why not push the envelope even further. And by showing the world that it doesn't matter what sex, race, or nationality you fall in love with, it only matters what's on the inside of their pants and how well they know how to use it." I grinned trying to be serious but the way she's looking at me is killing me. She's just looking at me with disapproval.
"Please don't go on tv and say that." I just laughed. "It started off so cute and innocent and then you made it about sex. My heart was fluttering and then you killed it." The only thing I could do was kiss her cheek.
"Well if my pussy didn't crave you to begin with we wouldn't be standing here right now now would we?"
"We probably would though, if I remember correctly who was it who said that they fell in love at first sight?"
"It was lust at first sight, and love after you spoke to me for the first time and I heard that sexy accent of yours." I corrected because it basically was attraction upon first glance.
"Well then make sure you tell Ellen that."
"I will. I'm going to tell her everything that way I'll only have to tell our story once. That's why we needed basically the whole show to myself because it's a long ass fucking story of how Becky and the Boss came to be."
"Define everything?"
"Everything from the day we first met, to the video shoot, to me buying Mattson's and firing you, to the day you gave into me, all the way to you leaving ole Sharky for me." She nodded.
"There's no real way to make me not seem like a bitch for cheating on him is there?"
"No but it wasn't you're fault I was the one who wouldn't back off you. Don't worry I'll play it up so you don't look like the bad guy."
"Okay perfect that's all I wanted to hear!"
"No I'd never paint you as the bad guy you know that. You're my queen and the queen does no wrong." I cooed pinching her cheek.
"I love you."
"I love you too." And with that I pulled her in for a kiss. If there's one thing I'll for sure never get tired of is when my lips touch hers and the butterflies in my tummy start to flutter. It's not a raging flutter but it's subtle letting me know that I found the right one and it happens every time I kiss her. Once we were both breathless We pulled away and rested our foreheads together just looking into each other's eyes. "What'd you do to me huh? I use to be impervious to catching feelings and now I'm a sappy love stricken woman who'd literally die trying to keep you happy. I wanna try not to love you as much as I do but you make it so hard not to love you. I just want my thoughts back it's always about you and it's not fair." That got her to wear a smile wider than I've ever seen on her before.
"It's my Irish charm. We're all so cute and adorable that you can't help but to fall in love. That's why I'm a bit hesitant to take you back home. I'm scared you'll fall in love with everyone there."
"But would that really be a bad thing?"
"No I don't think so. As long as you come back home with me I'll be fine."
"Well you are my home so I'll always come back."
*knock knock*
"Ms. Banks we're ready for you." Spoke a stagehand opening the door.
"Okay. Alright baby I'll be back and then we can go fly on the hood."
"M'kay. Knock'em dead tiger!"
"Grrr!" I growled flashing her my teeth.
"Now go tell the world our story." Letting me go she slapped me on the butt and sat down on the sofa.
"Yes Daddy." Blowing her a kiss she caught it and shoved it down her shirt. I swear she's so weird but I love it all and would never change her. Following the stagehand she lead me all the way to where I'm supposed to come out from. There the put a mic on me and told me where I'm supposed to stand and such. I'm actually really nervous now I was fine while Becks was holding me but now she's not and I'm a bit shaky. I can hear them playing my final speech at the Grammys and it's giving me goosebumps hearing it again. Thinking back on that night I still get butterflies knowing I really did that. However it wasn't until I went to run my hand through my hair that I felt my glasses on top of my head. My Legit Boss glasses and then I remembered who I am. I'm the Legit Boss Sasha Banks and I'm about to become the Legit Boss of this show for the next hour.
"Please welcome my guest The Legit Boss Sasha Banks." I heard from on stage and the crowd started cheering. Putting on my shades I walked out and smiled waving to everyone making my way over to Ellen and hugged her.
"Hi Ellen!" I smiled putting up my shades as we sat down.
"Hi Sasha it's so nice to finally meet you."
"Thank you I've always wanted to meet you too. Becks kept telling me that I'm not famous until I make it to your show and so here I am."
"Yeah well now you're famous I guess."
"I guess so. Take that Becky I'm famous now!" I smiled looking into the crowd over to where Becks was sitting. The cameras then cut to her. "Yeah that's my billion dollar girl who I love more than anything." I commented being she's smiling so wide.
"Hi Becky!" Smiled Ellen waving to her and she waved back. "Alright I'm going to dive right into it and asked how you two met. Because Becky you're Irish so what we're you vacationing in Ireland and then bam?"
"Haha no not even remotely close I've never been to Ireland surprisingly. But we met late November twenty fourteen. I was looking for a place to shoot my Bank on it music video. And one day my assistant at the time brought me a rice crispy treat from a small grocery store chain called Mattson's Market down in Florida. That rice crispy treat was one of the greatest things I had ever tasted."
"That must have been some hell of a rice crispy treat!" Chuckled Ellen getting me to laugh a bit.
"Oh it was at that moment. Anyway it was because of that rice crispy treat that I decided I HAD to shoot my video in one of their stores. A day or two later I'm sitting in their business relationships managers office. And it just so happened that it was Rebecca's office. I kinda showed up there unexpectedly because it originally was supposed to be a phone meeting but I was in the area so I figured I'd go do it in person. I also was early so I figured I'd make myself comfortable at her desk so I did. A few minutes later this beautiful brunette woman walked into the office and I immediately knew I had to have her. Then her boss at that time introduced us and she introduced herself to me and I basically fell in love right then and there."
"So it was love at first sight for you?"
"No it was lust at first sight but then I heard her accent and then I fell in love."
"Oh. So then what happened after you two first met. Who asked who out?"
"This may come as a shock to everyone but I actually did all the chasing. She didn't even really know who I was at that time and she made it damn clear she didn't care."
"Really you're song Bank on it topped the charts for weeks? It was impossible not to know who you were. What did she live under a rock or something?"
"Hahaha I know I was wondering the same thing then too. Anyway after that we had a nice conversation and discussed the circumstances of why I was there to begin with. I was so distracted by her beauty that I forgot to tell her why it is I wanted to shoot with them, which lead to our unofficial not really first date. You know my song That one person?"
"Mhmm."
"Well after our business date I wrote that song." It was then that I noticed the selfie I took of me and Becks that night. "You know that photo was the wallpaper on my phone for like four months after I took it?"
"Wait so you had a selfie with basically two strangers as your wallpaper?"
"Well it was the only picture I had of Becky at that time and it'd be weird if I took one from off her Facebook or something." I giggled because I sound like a total creep. "It seemed fine at the time because I was crushing on her."
"What's your wallpaper now?"
"It's a selfie Becks took of us when we made out under the Eiffel Tower last summer." It was then that they put that photo up on the screen also. "Yeah that was a really really romantic night we had together." That was the day I took her on the first date I told her I'd take her on. Only we went to a cute bistro that had a beautiful view of the Eiffel Tower. "That was our actual first date after like five or six months of a fair amount of many many many feelings that I never felt before until I met her."
"That must have been one hell of a surprise for a first date. Hey pick you up at six but bring your passport we're going to Paris." Joked Ellen but she doesn't even know.
"I want to tell you it was a surprise to her but it wasn't. Because during the shooting of my music video we had a little incident and I basically told her that she was the type of girl I'd spoil from day one. So I ended up explaining to her how our first date would go and tricked her into making out with me."
"What do you mean you tricked her into making out with you? How do you trick someone into making out with you?"
"Well she had a boyfriend for four years at the time so she wasn't going to just openly do it. So me being me I smooth talked my tongue right into her mouth." That got everyone to start laughing. "See y'all think I'm kidding but I'm so serious it really happened. I can't make something like that up. It was probably after that night that she slowly started to come around to me. In fact if it weren't for my smooth taking and I'm the boss attitude I wouldn't have gotten her to give into me."
"Okay that's reasonable but we gotta take a quick break and we'll be right back with Sasha Banks." Spoke Ellen before they cut the cameras.
...
"Welcome back I'm here with Sasha Banks. And you're a singer songwriter correct?"
"Yes I am."
"So then how did you end up owning an entire grocery store chain?" I couldn't help but to smile because that's a whole 'nother story on its own.
"Well actually believe it or not it was what you could call an impulse buy I guess. But Mattson's before I discovered it was pretty much a sinking ship so after I shot my music video there the sales started to go up but it wasn't quite where it could be. So after going through a ton of charts and numbers with my accountant and lawyer I brought it. For a chain with twenty two locations I got it pretty cheap according to other business owners. Now I really want to say I had a solid reason behind buying it like I felt bad or something because I didn't. The real main reason I brought the whole company was because I wanted to find some way to get closer to Becky.." I spoke cautiously.
"What?" I just laughed because I figured that'd be her reaction. It was everyone's reaction when I told them that.
"Yeah after shooting ended I had no real reason to hang around the office in Florida. So I figured if I brought the company she works for I'll have all the time in the world to woo her to come get with me. And I did it and I don't regret spending a single penny spent on it."
"So you spent like what ten million just to get close to Becky?!"
"Mmmm more like twenty-two million. But if you look at where I am now I'd say it was all worth it. I made all that back and then some in a few months but it was never about the money for me. I would be able to see her on a regular basis and that was more valuable than money to me. By that time I wrote two songs about her so it all made sense in my head. Here's something funny the day the company was completely signed over to me I actually fired her. My first day as the Boss I fired her."
"After all the money you spent just to see her you fired her?! Why?"
"Well before that day we hadn't spoken for a month after shooting wrapped for my music video... Actually let me rephrase that during the shoot me and Becks became good friends-"
"More like really really good friends since you tricked her into making out with you." Added Ellen getting me to laugh because when she says it like that it sounds horrible.
"Fine really really good friends and I caught major feelings for her. But it was every gay person's worst nightmare falling for someone who is straight and in a relationship. So after the shooting wrapped I decided to distance myself from her in an attempt to try and not to have feelings for her anymore. She was in a happily committed relationship and I wanted to respect that so I in a way cut her off from me. She'd text or call me but I never answered because I didn't want to have feelings for her. But I wrote a song about her during that break so it didn't work it only made her mad at me. So when I randomly showed up in the office again she wasn't too happy to see me. That was the day I met her rude side and I loved it, however the Boss in me didn't and later that day I fired her because nobody gives me attitude for no reason. Especially when you work for me and I had to set an example not to disrespect me. Now before you bury me just know that wasn't done out of spite. I also needed a way to guarantee that I'll always see her when I want to. And it wasn't in her job description to have to come visit me on a Saturday so I had to make her an offer too good to pass up. And I offered her the job of being my personal assistant right after I fired her from Mattson's. And then she became my assistant and everything after that just kept getting better and better." I explained simply waiting for Ellen to ask another question but she's looking at me with a WTF face.
"Why'd you stop keep going. What happened next after she became your assistant?" Looking over at Becks she smirked and nodded letting me know to keep going.
"Before I came out here she told me that it's okay to tell you everything, so I'm going to do just that. Well basically I made her come over just to hangout with me if I was bored. She was really the only person I knew down there and because I enjoyed her company. We get along together rather well actually like two peas in a pod. By this time I was somewhat over holding in my feelings for her but at the same time I didn't want her to push me away. So we could be talking about how her stupid ex messed up that day and I'd go on a whole tangent on how she'd have it so much better with me rather than him. I basically threw myself at her and she just wouldn't quite catch me. I mean even though she had a boyfriend I knew she had feelings for me but she was trying her best to keep them at bay. I can't even tell you how many very very heated make out sessions we engaged in. Like I'm talking first, second, and third base. But every time right before I had a chance to steal homebase she'd pull away at the last second because she wasn't single. And she did it every single damn time thinking she's doing something good but all it did was make me want her even more. I'll admit it I was well in love with her already at that point so it was like she was playing with my feelings and I hated it. I didn't hide it from her I was very blunt with her from the beginning that I wanted her. We got stuck in a cycle of us hanging out that eventually lead to making out, only for her to push me away, then she'd come back for more and that lasted a month. So one day I got fed up with the stupid cycle we were in and I looked her in the eyes and said, I don't want to play that game anymore. I told her I know she needed someone in her life who treated her the way she deserved to be treated. And that I can well.. basically make love to her a thousand times better than whatever the hell he was doing with her. Then the rest was probably one of the best nights of my life, that night I found the one thing I spent my whole life looking for and that was my soulmate. The way she looked at me laying underneath me made me fall so damn deep in love with her that I never wanted to leave that bed as long as she was there. I was on top of the world because I thought that was what I needed to tip the scale and make her leave her boyfriend for me but.. it ah.. she didn't see it that way yet." I murmured thinking back to a year ago and how hard I fell for her. And how my heart shattered when she wouldn't talk to me anymore afterwards. "Just thinking about all this is making me emotional because I loved her so much. After that night she shut me out and wouldn't talk to me anymore. When she uttered those four words to me I completely lost it. I was like a child who had their favorite toy ripped from their arms and forced to watch another kid play with it. And it was here where four songs off my latest album came from. I've always heard people say true art and reality comes from depression but I never believed it until then. I could barely write down the words because my tears kept making the ink on the paper bleed. But somehow I managed to finish writing them and record them."
"So in the one song where you break down-"
"I actually physically cried recording that song. I wanted to make sure every pure raw emotion I felt was put into it. That's why My Goggled Orange means so much to me because it's basically me meeting and falling in love with the love of my life. Nobody is incapable of falling in love and nobody is safe from heartache. During that time I learned a lot about myself and how life works in general."
"What'd you learn?"
"That life sucks sometimes but only if you let it. It took a little fishy to teach me no matter what comes your way you just have to keep swimming or else you'll never know if it gets better. I mean it sucked for the first few days I was trying my hardest to think of all the possible outcomes of how different everything could have ended. But you can't change the past you can only learn from it and that's what I had to do. The universe has a funny way of working and I assumed maybe Becks wasn't the one made just for me. So I got myself together and went back down to Florida because after said night I went back to LA. Anyway I had to check back in on my company and just because that's where she was I couldn't let her think she won. So I walked in there like it never affected me in the first place even when I was dying just to be able to breathe the same air as her. Eventually one night I realized I can't move on from her I have to have her. I've never ever given myself to someone the way I did to her and I refused to open up like that to anyone else but her. She felt the same and then began our affair that lasted like seven months before I got tired of having to share her with him. I'm an extremely protective and jealous person so every time she left me to go back home to him I got extremely extremely jealous that she wasn't mine completely. Yeah she always came back but that wasn't good enough for me only being able to love her for half the day. Growing up I watched my mom go through so many different men and a good percent of them didn't treat my mom the way I believed she deserved to be treated. And I remember I use to sit and tell myself if I ever get me a girlfriend I'll do everything I can to give her the best possible life I could give her. I believe in chivalry and I believe that when you like or love someone you should want nothing but the best for them. I loved Becky and I wanted to give her the best life I can build for her but I couldn't do that if she was still going back home to someone else at night. So I made her choose it was either me or him. And I don't think I need to explain who she chose."
"Who'd she chose?" Asked Ellen smirking getting me to smile and shake my head.
"Obviously the one who spoils her beyond belief."
"So how long have you guys been together officially?"
"Since the end of January this year so about four months now since we became exclusive. But I feel like I've been with her for years now. She's my best friend and I couldn't imagine not being able to say that about her." I spoke with ease and confidence because it's something I feel strongly about. "It started off as just business partners but now we're Becky and The Boss." To that the crowd cheered and the cameras cut to Becky in the crowd again and she's cheesing like a nerd.
"Wow I never would have guessed that that's how you two became an item."
"I know nobody would have and that's why I came here. To finally let everyone know how and to let y'all in on what I've been up to."
"Well I guess we'll get into that after the break."
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"Okay now let's talk the Grammys. Why did you choose the Grammys to come out? And what gave you the courage to finally do so?"
"Well I was already contemplating when I should come out and stop hiding in the closet. All my close friends and family knew I was gay way before I am where I am now. It was just hard because we live in a society where being gay is an abomination in some cultures and I was worried that if people knew nobody would want to listen to my music or respect me because of my gender preference. I hate saying that but it's true and it was a constant battle between my true happiness or my career. For years I choose my career up until maybe December last year. And I think me and Becks were at my beach house in Florida and we were on the balcony. The sun was setting and it was hitting her just right that she had an ethereal glow, and I was staring at her just thinking to myself. How beautiful she looked and she deserves to be showed off. I want to make the world jealous because I had a beautiful lady on my arm. So I figured what a better place to show her off than music's biggest night of the year." It was then that they showed a photo of me and Becky on the red carpet at the Grammys. Looking at the picture of us together makes me smile because I'm so lucky to have her. "It was her idea to wear the goggles that way everyone would know who my Goggled Orange was. She was the strength behind me that night to come out. I didn't think I'd win all three categories I was nominated for so by the last speech there was only one last person I had to thank and that was Becky. She was the muse behind almost all the songs on that album and it was only right I gave credit where it was due."
"Wow. So did you expect the response that you got? Because since then My Goggled Orange went multi platinum and sold over a two million copies." To that the crowd cheered because that is true. Sales of my album did explode after I came out.
"Honestly no I actually didn't care about what people would think about me after because I don't make music for people to invade in on my personal life. I make music to entertain people and to hopefully make them feel good. I just wanted to be able to love whoever.. well not whoever. I mean Becky, I wanted to be able to hold her hand in public and not have to hide it. It was actually because of that fact that I decided to call it The Be Who You Are tour. Yeah I'm going on a world tour this summer apparently. So far all the U.S. dates we have can be found on my website."
"Oh that's great so I can expect front row all access passes?"
"Of course I'll have my assistant mail them to you. How many do you need?"
"Ummm... like a pair for each concert." I gave her a questioning look. "I don't need them I already met you I'm going to sell them. I'll probably make a fortune off it." She smiled getting me to laugh because she's too much. "Hey can you sign this for me?" She asked pulling out an oversized picture of me riding a unicorn and handing me a sharpie. I couldn't help but to bust out laughing looking at that photo.
"Mkay." I then signed it.
"Awe thanks!" She smiled looking at my signature. She then handed it off to a guy who ran on stage and grabbed it. "Hey you got a little bat in the cave let me just.. She then picked up a tissue and held it to my nose. "And blow." Listening to her I blew my nose. I don't think anything came out really because I'm not sick or anything but whatever Ellen says goes. "Andy quick hold on to that we have footage of her using it." Andy then ran on stage and held out a plastic baggie for her to put the tissue in. At this point I caught onto what she's doing and it's pretty funny to me. Nobody's ever made me use stuff just so they could sell it. Or you know nobody's been so obvious about it like she is being.
"You want me to sign that too?" I asked laughing.
"No it's okay we have you using it on camera."
"Okay."
"You look thirsty there. Have some water." She spoke pointing to my mug of water on the coffee table. Giving her a funny look I slowly reached for the cup and brought it up to my mouth. "Go on drink up its good for you." She smiled staring at me.
"Ellen I know what you're doing."
"I'm not doing anything."
"Ellen I want my cut in all this." I mumbled before taking a sip. I made sure to sorta smudge my lipstick on it so you can tell I drank from it. "Sixty, forty."
"Eight, twenty!"
"Fifty five, forty five!"
"No. Fifty, fifty!"
"Okay deal!" I agreed setting the cup down on the table again.
"Okay eighty, twenty it is! For more on Sasha's tour visit our website to see when she'll be in town near you. Go to The Ellen Shop to purchase any of these authentic Sasha Banks memorabilia. All bids start at five hundred thousand. Anyway we'll be right back and Sasha is going to perform for us." I'm so happy I came here Ellen is so funny. The cameras then cut and went to commercial. After that I made my way backstage where they changed my microphone so I could perform. I decided to just sing Bank on it because it's one of the more upbeat songs from my latest album. When I finished that we played a game and then that took us right to the end of the show. As much as I want to go home and snuggle with my baby, I'm sorta sad to leave. I actually had a fun time hanging out with Ellen. She's really funny one of these days me and Becks are going to have to do a double date with Ellen and Portia because I have a feeling it'll make for a great afternoon. Yeah after the show me and Ellen swapped phone numbers so it's a definite must to hangout with them and do couple things that couples do with other couples. Once we finished up there we headed out and now we are driving home. Again for some reason Becks didn't want to let our driver drive us so we ended up taking her Jeep here. This time the roof is on and I made sure the windows were tinted as dark as I could get them.
"Babe you know we have to have them over one night for dinner or something?" I asked looking over at her.
"I know stop it. This is all so crazy like I really just befriended Ellen and Portia Degeneres. Ahh! Never in a million years would I have ever guessed I'd ever have Ellen's personal phone number in my contacts." She ranted cutely. It's moments like this that I look forward to taking her with me to different events where other celebrities will be. I think she's the cutest thing when she fangirls it just makes me fall all the more in love with her.
"So I take it you had fun at the show?"
"The greatest. Yeah the whole time you were talking I couldn't help blushing the whole time. Were you really in love with me the whole time before we ever had sex?" I couldn't help but blush because even to this day she still makes me nervous.
"Yeah. I told you you're my dream girl." To that she leaned over and kissed me on the cheek. We're at a stoplight so it's okay.
"I love you."
"I love you too. So what do you wanna do for the rest of the day?" I asked because it's only a little after four.
"We gotta go to the store, I forgot I have to get something."
"What did you forget?"
"We just really need to go to the store right now." She spoke urgently as she started to speed up some.
"Okay but what are we getting from the store?"
"I can't believe I fucking forgot. It's so unlike me to forget something so important like this." I'm not sure if it's worth asking her again because she sounds very distraught and I don't want to distract her while she's driving.
"Alright." It was probably ten minutes later that we arrived at a random grocery store.
"Come on." She spoke opening the door for me to get out. Taking her hand I got out.
"I feel uncomfortable going into a grocery store that isn't Mattson's."
"No it's fine there aren't any on the west coast yet so when we're over here it's okay. It'd be crazy to fly all the way to Florida to grocery shop for the house here." She reasoned.
"I know but still." She simply interlaced our hands and began walking towards the store. "And why the hell did you park so far from the store. All these empty parking spots and you choose to park in the furthest spot from the building. And fucking hell this parking lot is so shitty! Why is it so damn uneven?! I wish you would have let me know we were coming here because I wouldn't have worn heels. Hell maybe I'll buy this chain too mayb-" She stopped walking and kissed me.
"Please shut up. And no you're not buying this grocery store. You can't just go around buying stuff you don't like so you can fix it. Let's go." She demanded in a sexy demanding tone. I'd protest but I always listen to Daddy so I shut up and kept walking.
"Do we need a cart?" I asked as we approached the store doors and where all the carts are.
"Umm no we'll just get a basket." Walking in the store like she said she grabbed a basket. We then kept walking until we got to the bakery section of the store. She then started to look at all the different cakes they had on display.
"What are you looking for?"
"Shh just hold on."
"Babe I just want to know why you dragged me in here? I feel like I'm cheating on Mattson's."
"You're good you can do what you want you're the Boss. Anyway come on let's go." She then started to walk again.
"Becks why are you walking so fast I don't understand what the rush is?" I complained because she is speed walking and she knows I can't walk fast when I wear my stilettos.
"I gotta find what I need before I forget again."
"What are we looking for that way I can remind you if you-"
"Ah found it!" She smiled as we stood in the floral section.
"Uhh.."
"Flowers. What kind of flowers do you want?" She asked looking at me smiling getting me to blush.
"You're getting me flowers?" I asked softly because I'm excited and really giddy.
"Yeah you're my girl and I think you deserve to have flowers so I'm going to buy you flowers. Whatever kind you want you can have." They're back. The little butterflies that flutter whenever she does something randomly cute for me. I don't even know what to say. She made a big deal out of coming here just to get me flowers.
"Really?" She laughed and kissed my forehead.
"Any bouquet that catches your eyes will be yours. Come on let's look at them." She them began to take me over to the section on the wall that had bouquets of flowers. There's so many to choose from that I don't know which ones to choose. "You know I don't know what kind of flowers you like?"
"Well I don't usually ever get flowers so I don't know what kind I like."
"Then I guess I'll have to change that then huh?" She cooed kissing my cheek.
"If you want you don't ha-"
"I want to. A woman like you deserves the best flowers there are. So which of these catch your eyes?" Inspecting all the flowers only one bouquet stood out to me. It was a mix of light pink lilies and white roses.
"Those ones." I spoke pointing to them.
"Is it weird I was just thinking that you might like those ones?" She asked letting go of my hand to grab them down.
"No that's just another reason why we're perfect for each other." I smiled giving her a quick kiss.
"Mhmm one more it didn't feel right." She purred kissing me again.
"Better?"
"It'll hold me over for now. Anyway come on." Putting the flowers in the basket she interlocked our hands again and began walking again.
"Anything else you forget?"
"You wanna piggy tonight? That strawberry shortcake looked so good, and I wanna see if it's better than ours."
"But babe you know I'm on a diet with the tour coming up and stuff." I whined because I wasn't hungry until she brought up the cake.
"Well a little cheat meal won't hurt you. I'll eat most of it for you okay?" It was now that we arrived at the bakery again and she's looking at the cakes in the display case. "Alright how about we just get two of these instead?" She asked pointing to how they have single slices of cake.
"I want chocolate."
"Anything you want baby."
"Is there anything I can help you with?" Asked a worker who was behind the counter.
"Yes you can actually. Can I have a slice of that strawberry shortcake and a slice of the chocolate mousse cake?" Answered Becks pointing to the items through the glass.
"Of course no problem." The worker then began to get our cake.
"Thanks. You sure you don't want anything else?" Asked Becks turning to look at me.
"Why so you can fatten me up?" I asked playfully.
"That's exactly why. That way nobody else will find you attractive and I won't have to worry about you trying to leave me." She laughed poking my stomach.
"You'd like that wouldn't you?"
"I would actually."
"Whatever I didn't want to break up with you anyway." I sassed with attitude.
"Good you're not allowed to." She responded flatly.
"You know what just for that one of these days I'm going to make you marry me. That's going to be your punishment you're gonna be stuck with me forever."
"Fine I can't wait."
"Good!"
"Here you are." Spoke the worker as she handed us our cake. Taking it from her I smiled.
"Thank you Jozlynn." I smiled reading her name tag.
"No problem anything for Becky and The Boss." She smiled.
"Well in that case give me everything in the case." I giggled getting her to laugh.
"Good god the last thing you need is sugar. She'll be bouncing off the walls all night long." Added Becks.
"Hey everyone deserves to splurge a little bit."
"Yeah I'm with Joz she has a point."
"No. Besides I don't want to hear it later about how you could have gotten all the same stuff here at one of your stores." Reasoned Becks.
"Oh fuck I forgot. Right anyway let's go because now I'm hungry. Thanks again Joz."
"No problem you two have a good one!" She smiled.
"Thanks you too." Smiled Becks before we began to walk away.
"Okay what's next on the list?" I asked placing the cake in the basket.
"Do we have milk?"
"Dunno you always make breakfast so I wouldn't know."
"True. Ehh I'll just go out later if we don't." She shrugged. "Kay let's pay and then we can go home and I'll start dinner."
"You sure because I'll go get the milk and meet you up there?" I suggested because I know she knows we probably need it. It's just the dairy aisle is all the way on the other side of the store and she just doesn't want to walk.
"Nah it's fine."
"I'll meet you in line." Kissing her I walked off in the direction to get milk.
"Get the red one!" I heard her yell from behind me. I looked back at her and gave her a thumbs up to let her know I heard her. I gotta say this store is actually pretty cute it makes me miss my Mattson's. It's still crazy to think that I actually own a chain of grocery stores and I'm a three time Grammy award winner. I for some reason always seem to forget that and whenever Becks and I go out somewhere. I always get creeped out when people stare at us. Then they take pictures of me or some will come up and ask for an autograph and then I remember who I am. I'm only saying it because people are looking at me as I'm walking. I don't care though because I'm on a mission to get milk and get back to Becky before she reaches the register.
Speeding up my walk I got a half gallon of milk and began to head back up towards the registers. Another thing I love about my girlfriend is her bright orange hair stands out so I just have to look up and I can spot her from just about anywhere. Like right now I see her standing in front of the self checkout lines. Seeing her I slowed my pace because there is a random guy talking to her... The overprotective side of me wants to go over there and make a scene, yet another part of me wants to see what she's going to do. Yeah I wanna see what she's going to do. Hiding behind a random magazine rack I watched her. She isn't paying him any mind and I like that. It's not that I don't trust her because I know she's loyal it's just nice to make sure I'm still her one and only. After a minute of watching her I continued walking towards her.
"Here you are babe. How come you didn't get in line?" When I approached her, her eyes lit up. She wasted no time connecting her lips to mine. "I was only gone like three minutes five tops."
"Sorry for missing my girlfriend." She spoke rather loudly looking off to the side where that guy was.
"Oh.."
"Yeah anyway ke-"
"No way! You're Sasha Banks holy shit!" Spoke the guy excitedly as he came a bit closer to me. "Wow you're even hotter in person!"
"Thanks bu-"
"Damn you look good girl! I've never had a black girl but I'll sure make an exception for you." He smirked not so discreetly checking me out. It's moments like this that I regret not having my bodyguards with me at all times. Looking at Becks she's giving me the look. It's the look that she gets when she gets jealous. I'm in no mood to have her making a scene because it'll draw more attention to us then there already is. The last thing we need is some scandal of her punching a guy in the face in public.
"I'm flattered but as you clearly must have failed to see I'm gay and this cute thing that you were just hitting on is my girlfriend." I spoke politely grabbing Becky's hand and pulling her close to me. I have to maintain my image to the public so that means I can't go around flipping out on random people. I'm not trying to catch a case today, not while me and Becks are having a good day.
"I'm totally down for a threesome. I love lesbians."
"We're leaving." Becky then pulled me away and walked over into one of the lines to check out.
"That guy was a piece of work I tell ya." I grumbled putting the milk on the conveyor belt. She ignored me and just went about putting the items from the basket on the belt. "Baby you know I love you right?" I asked softly wrapping my arm around her. She still didn't say anything. She really really doesn't like it when randoms hit on me. "Becks? You know you have me whipped so I'd never leave you for anyone. You're everything I've ever wanted in a relationship-"
"I know you're just playing hard to get because two can play-" I heard come from behind me making me roll my eyes. Some people really don't know when to stop. Letting out a deep sigh I turned to face him.
"Okay you listen here buddy nobody here is playing hard to get. We aren't available to get so I don't understand why you're still bothering us. It's men like you who are the reason I'm so damn happy I love women. It's this exact kind of sexual harassment that makes you look like a dumbass in front of everyone. If I don't want any man what would make you so different huh? I'm sure you're a nice guy but frankly I don't give a damn. Now go on and run along before I sue you for every penny you have on sexual harassment. I'll fuck up your life so bad that the only place you'll ever get to work is for me in one of my grocery stores. And even then all you're checks will go right back to me you'll be so in debt. And once I'm done suing you my girlfriend will sue you too and you'll be working for me for the rest of your miserable life. And then just when you think I couldn't make you're life anymore miserable I'll make it so you'll never ever be able to get laid ever again. I'll own your soul by the time I'm done with you." I threatened glaring at him the whole time to let him know I'm not the one to fuck with. "I hate saying that to a fan but there's a line you don't cross and you crossed it. So you got two options either you get out my face or you can go ahead and give me your wallet and the clothes off you're back because I'll own them too in due time." To that he backed away from me. "Yeah that's what I thought, learn what respect means because you have none." I added watching him walk away. Shaking my head I turned back around to Becks.
"Hmm suing him until you own his soul? I like that." Smiled Becks holding up her hand for a high-five. So I high-fived her.
"You didn't think it sounded too crazy?"
"No it was the perfect amount of crazy. I was just going to knee him and keep it moving so you're idea was better. Plus you're so hot when you get defensive like that."
"Well I had to defend you're honor nobody hits on my bitch." I smirked getting her to smile.
"Thank you." She then gave me a chaste kiss.
"No problem madame. Anyway let's get the hell out of here I want you so bad right now." I purred in her ear.
"So when do I swipe?!" She asked quickly turning to the cashier and pulling out her card.
Yes the fuck I did! Yes I did put myself in my own damn story deal with it! Lol Jk. I don't know man I couldn't think of a name and Joz appeared in my word selection on my keyboard and I was like fuck it. That and because I love saying and hearing my name. Ik I'm weird af but that's good right? If I wasn't weird I wouldn't have came up with this story sooo... Anyway I hope I didn't let Ellen down in this story. Like I'm literally watching Ellen right now as I uploaded this, plus I'm also pretty spaced out rn ;). So sorry if there are any mistakes here. Butt I tried my best to be as sorta realistic. I just imagined how I'd direct this episode and I did it. I mean I think i did pretty good job because if you know Ellen like I do you'd know this is the type of stuff that Ellen would do. I like it so.. So that was cute of Becky randomly deciding to get Sasha flowers. Then Sasha telling off that guy lol. I don't know where I was planning to go with it I just did it. Mostly because I don't know where we're going next. Will it be a past chapter? Will it be a present chapter? Idk I guess we'll have to wait. Umm.. i guess I'm gunna go I wanna enjoy my high and watch something on YouTube. I think I swallowed a nickel... ~Joz #Fuckutip