A/N: Oh joyous day callooh callay, for we return to Wonderland with everyone's favorite asshole the Cheshire Cat. I've been getting a lot of follows the last few days. I love that more people are reading since it encourages me to keep writing. I don't know how people are finding this, since I'm writing in a niche category but I'll take what I can get.

I don't really have much to say for this one. So I guess we'll let the madness began.

Chapter 29

My name is Troy...I think. I don't know where I am, how I got here, or what is real anymore. I awoke on the shore of a lake, which was a brownish color and had the smell of chocolate. Not only that clouds were pink, there were mushrooms the size of houses, and I could hear noises in the distance. I don't know where I am, but I don't like it and I need to get out of here.

Although I'm not sure if I should go back. My family probably won't care about what happened to me. I don't have a job, not after I got fired so none of my coworkers would care. And I didn't have a girlfriend or anything so I guess don't have anyone to care about me.

"Ah yes, the knee jerk response of 'new things are scary'." someone said.

I quickly looked around, I couldn't see anyone. Are they reading my thoughts? How long have they been watching me?

"Paranoid aren't we? Though I guess it means it'll take less time than I thought." the voice said again.

"Who are you!? Show yourself!" I demanded.

"My, my. Such authority, you're better than I hoped you be. But I've tormented you enough." they said.

I kept looking for the source of the voice and as I turned I became face-to-face with a woman. I was immediately startled by her and I fell backwards, but what was even more disturbing was the fact that she was a floating head. She had a mane of long purple hair, fierce yellow eyes, a pair of cat ears, and a wide grin.

"Sorry, did I disturb you?" she asked.

"Yes. Yes you are." I said.

"You're new here yes? I can tell, you have that fish out of water look." she said.

"Look, do you have a body or something? This floating head thing is creeping me out." I said.

"Ah, I forgot you humans aren't used to us. Than again, you're not used to a lot of things." she said.

She made a body appear, which much like her head had various cat like appendages on it. She stretched out her body and walked over to me. I watched as she circled me, she seemed to be examining me.

"Let me guess, you awoke here and you're uncertain how you got here." she said.

"Yes, how did you know?" I asked.

"This is Wonderland! A lot of men don't remember how they got here. I wonder how long it will take before you go mad like the rest." she said.

"Listen ma'am, what is your name?" I asked.

"Name's are such useless things, but if you wish to call me something then call me Clara. It's what my sisters call me." she said.

"I'm Troy. You have sisters?" I asked.

"The ones I speak of are metaphoric, they're other Cheshires like myself. Although some of them could be biological." she said.

"Anyway, what did you mean about going mad?" I asked.

"When one enters Wonderland they slowly feel the power of this world. One that the queen herself put into place. You can either accept it now and spend your days in blissful pleasure or be driven mad with lust, stalking and raping any poor girl you come across." she said.

"Is there a way to stop it? Is there a way out?" I asked.

"Sorry, I'm afraid you're stuck here. But if you wish to remain 'sane', you could give yourself to me." she said placing a claw underneath my chin.

"I don't believe you, you could be making things up to take advantage of me." I said smacking her paw away.

"Fine, don't believe me. But you'll go mad, they always go mad." she said.

I decided to look for a way out. Or find something in this hell hole. Clara followed me, perhaps to torment me more, I don't know. I wandered into a wooded area when I heard a noise. Yes, more people. Perhaps they can help me out. I rushed to where the noise was, only to find a man having sex with what looked like a little girl.

"I love you big brother!" the little girl cried.

"I love you too Alice!" the man cried.

"My, watching such an intimate moment between two lovers you naughty boy." Clara said in my ear.

"Gah, don't scare me like that!" I shouted.

"Why fight the inevitable? That man has made peace with his situation." she said.

"But I don't want to have sex, I just want to leave here." I said.

"I told you you're stuck here. Besides what's wrong with sex? It makes you feel good and the men here are happy with their new wives." she said.

"What about them? Do you think he's happy having sex with his sister?" I asked.

"You see those horns and that tail? She's an Alice, they have this weird thing about having sex with men they believe to be their brothers. Calling them big brother and what not. So she's just a Succubus who likes the idea of having sex her big brother." she said.

"It still doesn't seem right." I said.

"They're happy, so who cares? A shame I didn't find him first, but I guess some men love themselves a loli, and don't mean the ones on a stick. Although technically this one is on a stick." she said.

"Let's go, I've seen enough." I said walking.

I continued walking; Clara followed me with with almost unnerving grin on her face, until we came to another clearing. This one had a long table with various dishes and pastries on it. However I became focused on the individuals at the table. There were six in total, three men and three women. They were all naked and each man was having sex with each woman.

The first woman looked the most human of the three. She had short purple hair and she sat at the head of the table. She was being taken from behind, being bent over the table. One hand gripping the table cloth, the other hand holding what looked like a large hat on her head.

The second woman sat to the left of the first. She had short pink hair and rabbit like appendages, and was sitting on the lap of her man facing him. The two must have either finished or were getting ready for another round, since they seemed to be just kissing and holding each other.

The third was to the right of the first. She was smaller than the other two and if it wasn't for the large mouse ears and tail I would have assumed it was another Alice. She was on her knees giving the last guy a blow job. All six of them were so into each other they didn't seem to notice me. Or maybe they did and they didn't care.

"It's so wonderful to see another successful Hatter party." Clara said.

"Our these men mad as well?" I asked her.

"Possibly, I mean we're all mad here. But like I said you'll go mad eventually." she said.

"How long will that take?" I asked.

"Hard to say really, could be days. Could be hours." she said.

"This is ridiculous, it's clear that these women seduced these men and are taking advantage of them." I said.

"Must you try and devadevalue everything? This is how Wonderland works, you come here and then you cum here. I can't understand why you're having a hard time adjusting." she said.

"Maybe it's because I don't believe anything you say." I said.

"Why, I have told you the truth. It's hardly my fault that you don't believe me." she said.

"Look you can either help me or leave me alone." I said.

"Why so insistent on going back to your old life? You can stay here, be happy, have the craziest sex you've ever experienced." she said.

"Yeah but I...I..." I stammered, it was becoming hard to find flaws in her logic.

"Tell me, what was your life like? Did you have family, a job, a...lover?" she asked.

"My family...my family treated me like shit, I had a job but I was fired, and I've never had a girlfriend or wife or whatever." I said with despair.

"And would going back be good hmm?" she asked leaning closer to me.

"I guess not." I said.

"You may think that your appearance here is random, but it wasn't. Wonderland chooses who gets to be here. Embrace the madness Troy, embrace it." she said.

"I'm...unsure." I said.

"Fine, but it's getting late. Perhaps you should join me. I have a home, it's not far." she said.

I didn't have many options and the ones I had weren't good. I nodded and went off with Clara. Clara lead me to a quaint two story hut. Once inside she lead to the bedroom and began undressing.

"W-what are you doing!?" I exclaimed.

"Getting ready for bed, oh right, I forgot to tell you that I only have the one bed and I also sleep in the nude. Is that a problem?" she asked.

"N-no. No problem at all." I said.

I tried not looking at Clara as she striped. But I couldn't help myself her curves, her breasts, her rear. I don't know if she did sleep in the nude or not, but either way she making me horny. She flopped down bed and began touching her pussy.

"What are you doing!?" I exclaimed again.

"Masturbating, ah...helps me ohhh...sleep." she said moaning.

"I shouldn't be here. I'll just let you finish and come back later." I said turning to the stairs.

"Troy stay, it's not everyday that I get living material to touch myself too." she said.

I wanted to look away but something about it prevented me from looking away. I just stood there watching her pleasure herself. I could feel a bulge form in my pants, it desperately begged to be free and enter Clara.

"Oh what's this? It's seems we have an uninvited guest." Clara said coyly looking at my crotch.

I didn't say anything, I just stood there with a raging hard on.

"Nothing? I'm surprised, although I can't blame you. A sexy woman lays bare before you what are you to do?" she asked.

"Clara...I want to...I want to..." I struggled to get my words out.

"If you want something, then say it." she said rolling onto her back and spreading her.

"I want to fuck you!" I blurted out.

"If that's what you want, fine. Take off your clothes and fuck me until I can't walk straight." she said.

I couldn't hold back, I was practically ripping my clothes off. I climbed into bed with her and began to eat her out.

"Mmm, a man who is willing to get his lady off before getting himself off? Such a gentleman you are." Clara said.

She placed her paws on my head and buried my face deeper into her. I kept lapping at the sweet juices that came out of her, and she moaned heavily as I licked. I licked vigorously up and down the whole of her pussy, even circling the clit and moving down to tongue her asshole.

"Oh yes, right there! For someone who wanted to leave you sure are enjoying yourself." she said.

"I'm just doing what you told me. I'm accepting my life here." I said.

"Decided that madness was more fun eh? Don't worry, I'll make sure you enjoy every second here." she said.

She removed me from her crotch and brought me to her face. She kissed me and I kissed her back, I felt her tongue probing the entrance of my mouth. I greeted her tongue with my own and they lapped and entwined with each other. I caressed her tender breasts causing her to moan.

Suddenly she flipped me over onto my back and started to straddling my hips. Her sopping pussy rubbing against my hard cock.

"You know, I was thinking about teasing you until you beg me to fuck you...but I think you've suffered enough for today." she said.

"What you don't think I could handle it?" I asked coyly.

"Oh aren't we full of ourselves? You're lucky I'm just as horny as you are otherwise I would torment you." she said smiling seductively.

She inserted my penis inside of her and bobbed up and down on me. I was unprepared for how tight and wet she was. She had a smile on her face the whole time she rode me. Although this smile was less sinister and more lustful, but maybe that's just me.

Clara continued to ride my cock, moaning the whole time. I feel that she was on the verge of cumming since she had become increasingly wet. I was also about to cum, so I sat up and held Clara tightly, pumping into her to ensure that she receives as much cum as I can give her.

"Oh yes Troy, fuck me like that!" she cried.

"Clara, I love you and I want to be with you forever." I said.

"Then show me that you love me! Fill me with every last drop of your white hot love!" she said into my ear.

I made one last hard pump and shot a huge load of cum deep inside her. Clara made a series of satisfied whining noises until she went limp.

"Oh Troy, you're so good. I may not need to masturbate to help me sleep." she said softly, kissing my neck.

"You know what? I don't mind being here now." I said running my fingers through her hair.

"See? Insanity can be fun with the right person." she said.

"I'm sorry if I've been stubborn about this whole situation." I said.

"I suppose I understand in your shoes. But you don't have to be scared, I'm here and I'll never leave you." she said staring lovingly at me.

"In that case, I guess I'll stay. Not that I have a choice." I said stroking her face.

"Good, now how about we go again?" she suggested slamming me down on the bed.

"Oh, you aren't going to be on top this time." I said and flipped her over.

The rest of the night was filled with the passionate sounds of our love making, until we got tried and fell asleep together. As I laid there being held by Clara it was the first time I felt at peace in a long time.

Three months have passed since I arrived here. No matter how often Clara and I had sex it was always new and exciting. And no matter how often we did or how many times we did it in a day I always had energy for it. Hell, sometimes after we finished I always wanted more. If this was the madness Clara was talking about then maybe she was right. I should've went crazy a long time ago.

I had just finished a another long session with her and we were basking in the afterglow. I was rubbing Clara's belly bulge which had shown up not too long ago.

"I still can't believe I'm going to be a father." I said wistfully.

"I can, after the endless amounts of fucking we've been doing this is hardly a surprise." Clara said.

"It's not that, this feels surreal. As if I'm in the best dream of my life and I'm going to awake up and be back in my shity life again." I said.

"Nonsense, I'll never let that happen. Besides I don't want to raise our child or children by myself." she said.

"You think we'll have multiple kids?" I asked.

"If not this pregnancy, then future pregnancies at the very least." she said.

"Oh? Do you expect me to keep with that much work?" I asked jokingly.

"Why? I can't go one day without you grgrabbing or touching me everywhere." she said smugly.

"Well maybe if you weren't so sexy maybe I wouldn't have to do all those things." I said pulling her closer to me.

"Mmm, I love it when you assert your dominance over me." she said wrapping her arms around my neck.

"Well I love you." I said kissing her.

She smiled at me and kissed me. We held each other and I could feel a small bit of kicking from Clara's belly. I think I'm going to like being a parent, but I'm also concerned. If my daughter or possibly daughters are anything like their mother, then I pity the poor bastards that won't have the ststamina for them.