A/N: So funny thing happened, I was looking up the Green Worm so I could figure out how she looked when I noticed something in her wiki page. There was a link to another wiki page on the Wonder Worm. I clicked on it and sure enough it was a new entry in the wiki.

So my original plan on my a 217 chapter story has been bumped to 218. This probably isn't the last new entry, however since I'm doing this alphabetically if any new entities get added and I'm already past that point they're probably going to shoved towards the end. Luckily the Wonder Worm is in W so I won't worry about that for awhile.

For know, let's focus on the Gremlin shall we? Hard to believe you try to turn Gremlins sexy. Then again, Gremlins 2 sorta already did that with the one female Gremlin that was trying to bang Bob Picardo. But it was Bob Picardo so I get it. I like the invention aspect of their character though, if only the would use it for good instead of mindless sex.

Chapter 76

I'm Edward Watson, I went off to college to study being an inventor. As a kid, I always dreamt of making something and putting it out into the world. The feeling I get get knowing that people will still be using my products long after I'm dead.

We when I entered college I got a roommate. A Gremlin by the name of Tesseract Weinright-Maxus the IV. It's a family name, dating back to her great great grandmother, but I just called her Tessa for short.

I didn't particularly like at first, She seemed arrogant, like she had a massive chip on her. But one night of heavy drinking and one thing leads to another...simply put, we banged.

I can't remember the specifics of how it happened. I think we got into a drunken argument and I think I told her that no one would have sex with someone who's flat as a board, then she bet me she could and next thing I know she's flashing me in our room and my drunk ass is trying to slip my dick into her.

It didn't stop there either, whenever we didn't have classes and were bored we'd fuck each other until we'd wind up as a sweaty heap on one or the other's bed.

I started tolerating Tessa after that, she was kinda smart actually, funny too. We didn't just click on a sexual level, we also clicked on a spiritual level. As cliché as that sounds. Hell, Tessa was like the best girlfriend I've had and I've only had a few.

Just when it seemed like my life couldn't get any better, a competition was held at the college for any aspiring inventors. The winner would not only get a patent for their invention, but also a cash prize of three hundred thousand dollars.

This was my moment, not only would I be able to bring my inventions to life, I could also use that money to buy a home and maybe have enough leftover to ask Tessa to marry me. After all, I was crazy about her and winning this competition would set me for life.

However, when it came time to present my inventions it would all go wrong. Every single one either broke or malfunctioned to some capacity. Now once is a coincidence, but five times is deliberate.

Eventually I found out the sad truth that it was Tessa who was sabotaging my inventions. She denied it at first, but eventually she confessed to the sabotage. I should've seen this coming, but I didn't want to believe that the person I loved most would betray me. I guess I was stupid enough to believe that.

I broke up with her, would've also found a new room too, but student housing was full and I didn't have the money for an apartment. So I was stuck with her.

I hated seeing her, even worse was not only was she also in the competition, but she was also cooking up something big. She even masturbates some nights, probably just to piss me off. Well I'm royally pissed, and since she sabotaged my inventions I'll just sabotage her's.

I don't know what she's making, but I do know that she's working out of the lab on campus. No one uses it much, except for Tessa. She usually stays there some nights, probably to work on what this secret project.

I waited until she left, usually leaves around half past one to get lunch. That meant that would fifteen, maybe twenty minutes before she gets back. I made my way to the lab, I think saw my cousin with some kind of robot...I'll worry about that later. Tessa left the lab and lucky for me she left lab unlocked.

I went inside and I was immediately drawn to large sheet covering an object. I pulled it off and found...a chair?

I mean, it was pretty fancy for a chair. Pretty big too. I opened a hatch on the side of the chair. Inside was a series of wires. I pulled a few and rewired them in different spots. There; and since she has a presentation for...whatever the hell this is, that'll make her humiliation that much more enjoyable.

Soon it was time for Tessa to give her presentation, I couldn't wait to see the look on her face. I entered the lad, Dean Richmond and a couple of judges were waiting for Tessa to give her presentation.

"Eddy, what are you doing here?" she asked as I entered.

"Nothing wrong with watching your hopes get dashed against the rocky shores of failure." I said.

"Don't be so fucking dramatic Eddy. Besides, I know that my invention will work." she said.

"I guess we'll see." I said.

"Ms. Maxus, is this invention of your's ready?" Dean Richmond asked.

"Right, sorry about that." Tessa said walking over to her invention.

"Ladies and gentlemen...and Eddy. I present the Tesseract Mk. 1!" she announced ripping the sheet off.

"A chair? You made a chair?" Dean Richmond asked clearly not impressed.

"Oh no ma'am. The Tesseract Mk. 1 isn't just a chair. It's a revolutionary new sex chair." she said.

"How is this any different from regular sex chairs?" one of judges asked.

"I'm glad you asked. You see most sex chairs are designed with just a built in dildo, that one has to use motion to use. The more fancier models vibrate, but mine does so much more. You see, this uses a series of mechanical limbs to pleasure the user. Two pairs of arms to simulate the upper and lower body. Three limbs with dildo attachments, one for the vaginal opening, another for the anus, and another to simulate oral sex. I even installed a system to have these dildos to shoot artificial or if the user desires, real semen." she explained.

"And who would want this?" the other judge asked.

"Primarily women who's husbands are on extensive business trips and they aren't around to satisfy them." Tessa answered.

"Can we see a demonstration?" Dean Richmond asked.

"Of course." Tessa answered.

Tessa climbed into the chair, she pressed a button on the arm of the chair. I was waiting for this chair of her's to quit working, however what happened next wasn't something that I could've predicted.

A couple of arms came out from the back of the chair.

"I've set the arms here to message my breasts. This will properly stimulate...hey!" she shouted as the grabbed her arms holding them up above her head.

The second pair of arms came out and tore off her shorts and panties, then grabbed on to her ankles. Then, one of dildo limbs emerged and penetrated her vagina.

"What the shit is happening!?! Stupid fucking machine!" Tessa cursed before a second dildo going right into her mouth. Finally the last dildo came out and went right into her asshole. The limbs began to move violently in and out of her various holes.

I stood horrified, the Dean and the rest of the judes looked unfazed by what was happening.

"I think we've seen enough. Thank you Ms. Maxus." Dean Richmond said as she and judges left.

The limbs sputtered wildly and then pumped Tessa with artificial semen.

"Wait! Come...back...ugh." Tessa pleaded before puking out some of semen.

The limbs released Tessa and retracted back into the chair. Tessa passed out and I was sick to my stomach. I wanted to humiliate her...but not like this.

I cleaned Tessa up, dressed her back into her shorts, and carried her limp body back to our room. Just as we were halfway across campus, Tessa regained consciousness.

"Wha...what happened?" she asked.

"Your uh...machine went out of control." I answered.

"Impossible, I've been working on that for a while and the test I ran were perfect. How did this happen?" she asked.

"I uh...I sabotaged your machine." I said.

"What? When? And why?" she asked.

"Right before your presentation. I snuck into the lab while you were gone. I wanted revenge for what you did do me...but...I didn't want you to get hurt." I said.

"I should be angry with you...but I guess I understand why you did it. I wasn't exactly supportive of your inventions." she said.

"I wish I never did that." I said.

We got back to our room and I laid Tessa in her bed. Just as I was about to go to mine, Tessa grabbed my wrist.

"Hey, can you lay down and hold?" she asked.

I nodded, after what I did today I would do anything for her.

"I'm really sorry about what I did." I said hugging her tightly.

"I should apologize to you, after all, I sabotaged you first." she said.

"You know, you never told me why you sabotaged me in the first place." I said.

"Well...I told that my name comes from my great grandmother right?" she questioned.

"Yeah, I remember." I answered.

"Tesseract Weinright the first was an important figure in technology. Her research discovered that you could harness the power of electricity. That research paved the way for just about every piece of technology from computers to the light bulb." she said.

"Impressive." I said.

"My grandmother, she was involved in the making of the first automobile. My mother, started Oracle which helped developed the first smart phone." she said.

"Must be a lot of pressure knowing all of this." I said.

"Yeah...that's why I sabotaged you. I wanted to win so badly that I ended up hurting you. I guess it serves me right." she said.

"So, why a sex chair?" I asked.

"Well...you'll probably think it's silly, but after we broke up I started masturbating." she said.

"I know, I thought you were doing it to spite me." I said.

"At first I was, but then I only did it because I missed you. But you were still mad at me and even though the circumstances aren't ideal I like this. You wrapping your arms around me every time we fucked." she said.

"The hell happened to us?" I asked.

"Greed, ambition, jealousy. That's what happened." she said.

"Let's not fight anymore." I said.

"You're not getting any argument from me." she said.

Tessa looked up at me. Her filled with longing. I placed my hand on her cheek and kissed her. She ran her fingers through my hair and she moaned softly into my mouth.

We parted lips and Tessa rested her head against my chest.

"I love you Eddy." she said softly.

"Love you too Tessa." I said kissing the top of her head.

The next day, I took Tessa to the infirmary since she have much feeling in her lower body. She was given a wheelchair to use and we were told that she would recover.

"You know, I was hoping you'd be the one to put me into a wheelchair." she said.

"Thank you...I think?" I questioned.

"I mean from having sex. I like it when you get rough with me." she said.

"Well when you're fully recovered maybe I will, hopefully we won't need a machine to do." I said.

"Yeah...kinda wish I had a better way to be with you when we broke up. I mean, sex was great and all, but I really missed you laying next to me. And my body pillow wasn't cutting it." she said.

Suddenly after hearing her talk about her body pillow I got a flash of inspiration.

"Wait, Tessa you're a genius." I said.

"I am? I mean, you're right, but how?" she asked.

"I have an idea. Something that could benefit the both of us." I said.

Tessa and I got to work. This time we would be working on this project together. No acts of sabotage this time. The hardest part was convincing Dean Richmond to let us submit our invention. But she agreed.

"So Mr. Edison, Ms. Maxus, what do you have this time." Dean Richmond asked.

"We would like to present..." I started.

"The Substitute Lover." Tessa finished revealing a body pillow.

"We went from a sex chair to this?" one of the judges questioned.

"The Substitute Lover isn't just a body pillow." I said.

"We worked on and installed a device within the pilliow." Tessa explained.

"This device reproduces the smell, body temperature, and can even play prerecorded audio of an individual's significant other." I explained further.

The judges and Dean Richmond turned to each other and began murmuring something amongst themselves. Dean Richmond turned back to us.

"While I'm not exactly okay with the fact that you both engaged in active sabotage, in fact I aught to disqualify the both of you. But, given the fact that you were the only ones to sign up for some reason and this has been going on for five months. We've decided to give you the prize money and patent." Dean Richmond said.

"Thank you ma'am. We appreciate your time." I said.

We got back to our room, reveling in our victory together.

"I can't we pulled that off." Tessa said.

"The lack of competition probably helped." I said.

"Say, since we're getting a split of the prize money how about we use it together." she suggested.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"You use your half of the money to get that house you wanted and I'll use my half to get us a little factor to manufacture the Substitute Lovers." she said.

"Okay, but I wanted a house and your hand in marriage. How am I supposed to get that now?" I asked.

"Once the Substitute Lovers start selling we'll have more than enough money for a wedding ring." she said.

"I admire your confidence, but I have to ask, why?" I asked.

"I want to try and make up for being a shitty girlfriend. So I say we our halves of the prize money for our futures. Not mine or your's, our's." she said.

"Alright, I'll see what I can do. And uh...thanks for helping me." I said.

"Maybe I can help you in other ways." she purred running her hand up my leg.

"I'd liked too, but you're still recovering and I don't want to hurt you further." I said.

"Aw, it's cute that you care. But I can handle you big guy. So come on and fuck me." she said slipping her hand on my crotch.

"Tessa...I don't know..." I mumbled.

"Please, I want you." she spoke softly.

I suppose we aren't fighting anymore, plus we should celebrate our success together. I picked her up out of her wheelchair and laid her down on her bed.

I laid tender kisses on her lips, all the while she began to take her clothes. I began removing my clothes, once we were both naked I began to explore her body. Been a while since I last touched it, yet it feels like only yesterday for me.

Tessa moaned and guided my hands right to her breasts. As I mentioned before Tessa didn't have the biggest tits on campus, but I liked them none the less. I grabbed her nipples, twisting them ever so slightly.

"Fuck yes Eddy, that's what I like!" she murmured.

I moved down her body til I reached her glistening vagina. I ran my tongue in between the folds and her whole body trembled. As I was moving I went to suck on her clitortus.

"Oh fuck yes, you're going to make me cum Eddy!" she cried.

I could feel the juices leaking onto my chain. I removed my face from her crotch and began rubbing the tip of my hard cock against her.

"You ready?" I asked.

"Always." she answered.

I slowly inserted my cock into her. She hissed a little at first, but she ushered me to continue. Once fully inside, it was as if the walls of her vagina perfectly formed around my penis. I slowly began thrusting my hips, taking great steps not to cause Tessa harm.

"Faster." she begged.

I began moving faster, the walls of vagina started to tighten around my member. I began to move faster, Tessa's moans growing in volume the faster I went. Soon her voice and the slapping of my balls against her cute little butt were the only sounds in the room.

"Eddy, I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum so fucking hard!" she cried.

I was also reaching my limit. I could feel my balls swelling up. Tessa wrapped her legs around me, driving me deeper inside her, allowing my cock inside her womb. I couldn't take it anymore and came hard inside of Tessa.

Tessa moaned as every drop of cum was poured into her. Her walls clenched around my penis squeezing it dry. I flopped down next to her and hugged her tightly.

"Mmm, much better than any machine." Tessa said with a content sigh.

"I bet, it feels so good being with you again." I said.

"Yeah, me too." she said.

"Hey, to the future." I said.

"To the future." she said with a wide smile and kiss on my lips.

After college, Tessa and I got a house together. We also started producing the Substitute Lovers together. At first we were worried that weren't going to sell well, luckily those fears were unfounded because they sold like hot cakes. Which eventually allowed me to finally marry Tessa.

However, as great as the Substitute Lover was, it paled in comparison to our next invention. Our daughter Tesseract Weinright-Watson the V.

I don't know what our little Tesseract will do. She often talks about how space and how she wants to go and explore it. I suppose if anyone can do it it's her.