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Chapter 7- Smooth Criminal
It was Friday, the day to hangout and chillax with friends. And the Sonics were taking that a bit too seriously with their next punishment. "F-f-fuck you, Eggm-man!", said Archie Sonic. "Well it's not my fault you don't have fur on your arms!", said Eggman through a Mic in the next room. The Sonics were in the same room as yesterday, only cold as the Ice Cap. Maybe even colder. "Man I w-wish I could've brought a r-ring!", said Sonic.
Archie Sonic sat there wondering about his escape. "We s-should try and sp-spin dash out of thess cheinzz.", Archie Sonic suggested as his lips froze. "R-right!". Sonic and Archie Sonic curled up into the tightest ball they could make, then started spinning. Their chains eventually broke but they still couldn't see anything. It was hard to tell where they were going that they began to destroy the rooms contents.
BOOM!
Weeyoo weeyou weeyou!
"What?!", yelled both Eggmans. "I can't believe this!". The Sonics were unstoppable, literally. Both of them were spiraling out of control to the point where they were blind. Sonic hit a fuse box containing the bridge access. Archie Sonic hit an emergency self destruct switch for a room undermaintence and construction. It blew up a gap big enough for both Sonics to fly out of. Sonic and Archie Sonic flew off from the Egg Armada into deep space.
"Damn it!", exclaimed Eggman. "We needed them, bow what do we do?!". Archie Eggman chuckled, "Relax, we've still got the girl and they could be heading to Sudden Death territory. So it's a win win anyway. I can't wait for the look on their faces when they hear Sonics dead.". Eggman cheered up and announced a victory party. They weren't dead yet but it was a major possibility.
On Mobius...
Sally, Tails, Archie Tails and Rotor were working on plans for saving Sonic. They were building so many New upgrades for older inventions that they soon scrapped the idea altogether just to build something bigger. This new invention as so extraordinary that it could be used as a satellite, defense and transport. It could also rigid itself into 8 so everyone else could try it out. There are no words to describe the looks of it. "This is gonna be awesome compared to the old Blue Typhoon and that was a killer machine by itself!", Tails geeked.
At his Tails scratched his head out of confusion. "I don't know what your talking about but sure, maybe if we're lu my we could make it an armor layer better than New Mobius' Shield of defense Nicole operates.". "Your both wrong", said Rotor, this can be just as big as Eggmans base and better than the strong enough to withstand the deepest depths of a blackhole!". Both Tails were in shock and awe. "Lets get started!", said both Tails.
Sally sat back looking at Nicoles database for Eggman locations. Any DNA sample like a strong of hair counted as a means of finding both Eggmans...or at least one. "Sorry Sally", said Nicole," but I can't even find him in the farthest reaches of the galaxy if I wanted to.". Sally sighed. "Try Sonic!".
"Sorry no luck, not even him."
"Not even the tiniest bit of technology or ancient magic?"
"Magic...yes, but this is on the edge of the galaxy. North quadrant. Its faint but it's covering some of the borderlines."
"Great, how long will it take to get there?"
"6,000 years, 700 in space and 5000 at Sonics speed. Calculating warp zones, at least 350 years. Chaos Emeralds, 5 minutes including warp zones."
"We don't have all the Chaos Emeralds. But we do have the Master Emerald! Two in fact!"
"Then we'll get there in no time at all."
Sally walked over to the hangar Tails, Archie Tails and Rotor were working in. They were halfway done with ship. Their excitement for all of these new ideas made them work 3 times faster and harder. All they needed now was the build the inside rooms and HQ locations if they needed 2. "Guys, come to the living room for a meeting. Its important."
The guys did as Sally ordered and entered the house. "What's the problem?", asked Rotor. Sally pulled out a chalkboard with drawings on it of routes and such. "We need to get from here, Mobius, to the edge of the Galaxy. In order to do that under the time limit we've got, we're going to need the Master Emerald. Both of them, Knuckles?". Knuckles and Archie Knuckles looked at each other. Knowing full well that they needed to save Sonic, they couldn't just use the Master Emerald for kicks. "Depends on how you use them.", said Knuckles.
Sally switched the board over to a similar drawing as the last, only with zigzags going from Mobius to the edge of the Galaxy. "We're gonna use them one at a time between warp zones. We know it needs time to recover so Nicole and I decided it was best to have the Master Emeralds put us 1 hour away from one warp zone after another.". Everyone looked at the Knuckle's. Sally was just speaking out of her ass but she knew that she had given Knuckles an offer he couldn't refuse.
"Fine, but if it needs more time then we'll have to stop the ship for it to recharge!", demanded Archie Knuckles. "Deal!". Now that the meeting was over, everyone was anxious about the number of people in the Freedom Fighters group. Without any permission necessary they all left to find more Fighters. With the 2 universe's combined who knows how many people would want to help?
In the farthest reaches of space...
*Cough* *Cough* *Cough* *Cough*
"Geez dude, cover your mouth!", said Sonic. "Oh I'm sorry! I was just launched out of a fucking bomb arsenal!", Archie Sonic complained. Sonic shook his head and looked out towards the front of him. Red lights and smoke were surrounding them and the stars around them. It looked like they were coming closer. "Hey do you see that?!". Archie Sonic took a gander in the direction Sonic looked. "Might be another part of the Egg Army coming to get us.".
But it didn't seem that way, rather than the lights coming closer it seemed like a lava barrier was coming into their perspective. It more closely resembled that of a lava ocean. "Its not coming towards us! It's pulling us in, like gravitational pull!", said Archie Sonic. "Oh no!", yelled both Sonics. Both Sonics were screaming at the top of their lungs for help but in the deepest depths of space, there was no help.
Sonic started to panic and began running as if it could help them get out of the force. The lava was in landing perspective and both Sonics closed their eyes and braced for impact. A few seconds went by and the 2 hedgehogs felt nothing but the wind comb through their quills. Sonic opened his eyes and he was doing as he did earlier, running on lava. Archie Sonic was holding onto Sonics back, has dropped. "Seriously! How is this even scientifically possible?!", asked Archie Sonic. Sonic waved his finger. "I think a better question is how are we scientifically possible?!".
Sonic was dodging between asteroids and lava gushers looking for a way out of the ring of fire. Suddenly 3 space crafts showed up and closely followed behind Sonic. "I guess you were right about Egghead, let's lose this heat!". Sonic sped up enough to out run the space crafts and parkour through asteroids to reach a cooler climate. The 3 space crafts caught up and shooted a dozen lasers in Sonics direction. "How 'bout I show them how hot this hedgehog really is?!", said Archie Sonic as he jumped on one of the space crafts.
He tried to punch it but ended up freezing in the same pose he landed on it in. He couldn't move a muscle. Sonic saw this and tried what Archie did with a homing attack. Except this time Sonic was stuck in his ball form. Then they all teleported to the aliens HQ. Sonic and At his Sonic was handed over in cuffs. They were escorted to the leader of this unknown race. "Ah! New pets. They should do fine for Fifi if they fail me in amusement. Show me your skills.". Sonic looked at Archie Sonic and vice versa. They both laughed out loud with out a show of regret.
It all happened so fast. One second they're in space and the next they're inside captains quarters being told to do tricks. "And I thought I was a fast actor!", joked Archie. "Sorry your highness but I'm no pet!", said Sonic. "I'm Sonic the hedgehog! Running extraordinaire, Hero of Mobius and the fastest thing alive!". The Leader looked in daze confusion as if this was his so called 'amusement'. "Why this isn't funny at all! Depose of them!". Guards started to surround the hedgehogs who stood in battle poses.
"Hey we're serious! We just need a way back home so we can stop this bad Egg called Baldy McNosehair!". Archie Sonic laughed at the new nickname. "Well if your so certain about leaving then your going to have to amuse me. My minions fail to give me any kind of humor or excitement. Of you're really all that special then show me something. Anything.". Sonic stood there thinking about what exactly would be exciting for his type. He obviously wasn't new to meeting people So he could use some amazement. "Hey! Follow my lead, I haven't did this one in years so follow along!", whispered Sonic to Archie.
Sonic pulled out a stereo and turned on the theme to Ice Cap Zone (or Smooth Ice Cap remix on YouTube because that was amazing!) and started singing:
Sonic: As he came into the window
It was the sound of a crescendo
He came into her apartment
He left the bloodstains on the carpet
She ran underneath the table
He could see she was unable
So she ran into the bedroom
She was struck down, it was her doom
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK, Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK,?
Are you OK, Annie?
Archie Sonic: (Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by
A smooth criminal
Sonic: So they came into the outway
It was Sunday, what a black day
Mouth to mouth resuscitation
Sounding heartbeats intimidations
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Annie, are you OK?
So, Annie, are you OK?
Are you OK Annie?
Archie Sonic: (Annie, are you OK?)
(will you tell us that you're OK)
(there's a sign in the window)
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
(he came into your apartment)
(he left the bloodstains on the carpet)
(then you ran into the bedroom)
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom)
(Annie, are you OK?)
(so, Annie, are you OK?)
(are you OK Annie?)
(you've been hit by)
(you've been struck by
A smooth criminal)
Aaow!
Sonic: (Annie, are you OK?)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (will you tell us, that you're OK)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (there's a sign in the window)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (he came into your apartment)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (left bloodstains on the carpet)
Archie Sonic: I don't know why baby!
Sonic: (then you ran into the bedroom)
Archie Sonic: I don't know!
Sonic: (you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Annie!)
(Annie, are you OK?)
Kinda obvious from now on: Dang gone it, baby!
(will you tell us, that you're OK)
Dang gone it, baby!
(there's a sign in the window)
Dang gone it, baby!
(that he struck you a crescendo Annie)
Hoo! hoo!
(he came into your apartment)
Dang gone it!
(left bloodstains on the carpet)
Hoo! hoo! hoo!
(then you ran into the bedroom)
Dang gone it!
(you were struck down)
(it was your doom, Annie!)
Aaow!
The Leader of the aliens clapped in awe. "Thank you for your graceful hospitality! I have never seen such a performance before. With the feet slips and pelvic thrust and whatnot. You may take a ship and leave if you wish.". Sonic and Archie Sonic high fives each other as if they were true bros. "Thanks Kingly dude, love to stay and chat but we gotta juice!", said Archie Sonic. Sonic and Archie Sonic grabbed a ship and headed out. The flying mechanics were self explanatory. They were now on a set path home. At least that's what they had thought at the time...
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