Snoggletog prank!, a how to train your dragon fanfic

With pleasure, putting pranks on Snoggletog, especially on dragons edge would be disaster!

Not much...

But with the twins are an ultra disaster!

"Loki day on SNOGGLETOG would be" Tuffnut said excitingly

AMAG!ZIN'! Ruffnut said

And enjoyment for normal people and HTTYD fans will be this.

Special of SNOGGLETOG!

NORMAL PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.

HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy.
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased, call their dragons for help.

NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it.
HTTYD FANS: yell "NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile.
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day."
HTTYD FANS: will say "THE GODS HATE ME!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic."
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.
HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons.
HTTYD FANS: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: draw strength PEOPLE VS HTTYD FANS

NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.

HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.

NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG!
HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS!

NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.
HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly show them an eel, scratch them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip, or reflect the light off of something so they can chase it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all
HTTYD FANS: will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them, and make a saddle and tail-piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart. (Example: *switches to Scottish accent* Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check YouTube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"
HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."
HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.
HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: "If you get blasted, you're dead." -Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say - "Get going!"
HTTYD FANS: Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm! GO!

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.
HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check YouTube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"
HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."
HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 4."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.
HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say - "Get going!"
HTTYD FANS: Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm! GO!

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.
HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)

And some people don't read this because they say that this is too long to read... But when you read it, it'll be awesome for you!

But a little more special of CHRISTMAS!

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Back to the story

All that pranking with the twins made everyone annoyed. Even Stoick.

For the revenge Fishlegs grabbed a bowl of water and putted a small bug in it and gave it to the twins. Isn't here a BUG? FISHLEGS..."Tuffnut yelled

Hearing that, Fishlegs ran towards Tuffnut and said let me look then he grabbed the bowl and Tuffnut was in the front of him.

Fishlegs splashed the water and the whole water felled in Tuffnut's face. "Loki'd" Fishlegs said...

What?/

Tuffnut got a little mad at Fishlegs ,Fishlegs ran through his house because the twins was chasing Fishlegs and the twins were not allowed in Fishlegs house but they ran through a shortcut and the shortcut was a bridge and they fall into the river because Hiccup broke the twin's shortcut bridge!

"Loki'd" hiccup said

Uggggggg...

"Barf, Belch get your buts over here!" The twins yelled

Then a stranger came and it was hiccups cousin, a little bit darker color skin and Snotlout said

"Colored people are not allowed here"

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? Nah, I'm not sure about that.." The black skin cousin walked to Hiccup.

😒 Snotlout's face

10 facts about you:

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't realize I skipped 3

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize that I skipped 8

10. You're checking again and smiling how you fell for it again

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize that there is only supposed to be 10 facts!

Enjoying special For Snoggletog and Christmas (Loki day)~!

Hiccup was going to his cousin but hiccup didn't know that he turned into a dragon hunter...

Stoick: "Be safe, son."

Hiccup: "When am I not safe?"

Stoick makes a face.

Hiccup: "Eh, don't answer that!"

And when hiccup met him he was normal dragon rider.

No changes..

On the Loki side! the twins the were still chasing Fishlegs and there was and Snotlout Broke the steps but Fishlegs ran faster across the steps so he didn't fall but the twins were scared that if the stairs break and suddenly it broke and the twins fall down. "Loki'd" Snotlout said and Astrid put a water lake under the stairs and the twins fell into the lake and the lake led into a island with 5 meters area is the place of that island and they were trapped in there and Hiccup, Astrid, Fishlegs and Snotlout and together they said "Loki'd day!