"One more chakra, and you'll be able to enter the avatar state at will," Guru Pathik said. He and Aang sat at the highest point in the temple, meditating. "The thought chakra deals with pure cosmic energy, and is blocked by earthly attachments."
Visions of Katara flashed in Aang's head. No… he couldn't let her go! The idea alone was so abhorrent to him that he refused to even consider it. "But Katara!" he cried out. "I thought earthly attachment was okay just three chakras ago! The air chakra deals with love—"
"Hold up a second, bitchboy. This girl is the only thing you can think of for earthly attachment? Don't you have other friends? Weren't you shook as fuck when those Tusken Raider-lookin' motherfuckers stole your sky bison the other day?" Guru Pathik wondered. "Oh, it's that kind of earthly attachment, huh? Thought chakra? More like thot chakra, amirite?"
"I'm twelve years old…" Aang said.
"Yeah, yeah, you're right, son. Besides, it's the water chakra that deals with pleasure. And they didn't let me say where that's located 'cause this is a kid's show."*
"I… I love her the most," Aang admitted. "I love my other friends too, but… she's special."
"Don't let your buddies know that you're playing favorites," he scoffed. "C'mon, little man. Just give it a try. If you don't open up this bitch now, then you'll never be able to do it unless you go to a real good chiropractor. Meditate it out, bruh."
"All right. I guess if I really need to…" Aang shut his eyes and began to meditate, but his mind was bombarded with horrible visions of Katara being kidnapped. (Only one of them was canon. The other 7000 were from contrived Zutara fanfictions about Stockholm Syndrome.)
His eyes flew open. "No! She's in danger! I have to rescue her!"
Guru Pathik sighed and handed Aang a business card for a local chiropractor, and within seconds, the avatar had fled the scene.
"Well," he said to himself, all alone again but for the woodland creatures flocking toward him as if he were a Disney Princess, "can't say I didn't try."
*From Avatar Wiki: "In Hinduism, the second chakra is located in or near the sexual and reproductive organs, as it is related to pleasure. Due to this fact, it is the one chakra whose location is not stated in the show's dialogue."