"Mares and Gentlecolts..." Cherilee began, clearing her throat and tapping the microphone with a hoof. "I'd like to wish you all a Merry Christmas. To celebrate the upcoming holiday, I've asked Fluttershy to teach us all carols. Now, put your hooves together for Fluttershy!" The audience responded with a thunder of applause as the yellow mare crept onto the stage. "I... I'm Fluttershy..." she whispered. "Thank you for..." "LOUDER!" Someone screamed. Fluttershy balked. "Um... for the first carol..." "Still can't hear you!" "I'm sorry..." Fluttershy replied. "Oh that's enough!" A new voice replied. There was a puff of magic, and in the middle of the stage stood Discord, smiling his trademark smile. "So you ponies want to learn Christmas carols? Well, I know quite a few myself that I will be happy to teach you!" "Discord!" Fluttershy hissed. "What are you doing?" "I'm helping you, my dear." Discord replied. "I figured I can teach my little ponies some carols and you don't have to worry as much. Now..." Discord snapped his fingers and a giant scroll came down, words started to appear. "Let's start with an oldie but a goodie! Jingle bells!" He snapped his claw and music began to play. Discord began to sing:
Crashing through the streets
On Robin's motorcycle
Been at it for an hour
Driving through the tower
Robin's skin's all red
Starfire's pronounced dead
And Beast boy's in the hospital
With Cyborg in his head,
Oh...!
"Stop!" Fluttershy screamed. "That isn't Jingle Bells... that's... how to kill the teen titans!" "Oh fine." Discord hissed. "Then we'll sing something else... who knows Frosty?" "We do!" The kids squealed. "All together now!"
Frosty the hot dog
Was a jolly, happy mutt
He would roll all day
In the snow each day
Until he froze his butt.
"No!" Fluttershy screamed. "Frosty is a snowman! Not a dog with frost bite!" "Fine, my dear." Discord replied. "YOU choose the carol." Fluttershy nodded. "How about Rudolph?" Discord smiled. "That's a favourite of mine! Everyone ready?"
Rudolph the red nosed cowboy
Had a very shiny gun
And if you ever saw it
You would turn around and run
"That's enough!" Fluttershy exclaimed. "Discord! No more violence! Sing a nice one!" "Fine!" Discord replied.
Oh,
You better watch out,
You better not cry
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
Mom and Dad are coming upstairs
"Discord!" Fluttershy snapped. "What?" Discord asked. "It's not violent. If you think that's violent, I'm quite concerned about your childhood." "I swear! One last chance!" Fluttershy glared. "Okay, fine."
Sleigh bells ring
Are you listening?
In the lane
Snow is glistening
A beautiful sight
We're happy tonight
Walking in a woman's underwear
"That's it!" Said Fluttershy. "Off the stage! Off! Off!" She pushed Discord off the stage and turned to the audience. "Sorry about that. Together, we're gonna sing Feliz Navidad." The music kicked in, and all was going well. Fluttershy was about to start singing, when Discord popped up, cutting her off
Police have my dad
Police have my dad
Police have my dad
And carted him off to jail
"I give up..." Fluttershy grumbled, turning and stalking off stage.