Ma: hey guys. Been a while. Hope you've all been good. Still dealing with the loss of my aunt to Covid but i'm keeping my head up. I hope you guys enjoy this early Christmas present. Just as a reminder, I don't know much about pokemon after Gen 4, so if i got something wrong, i'm sorry. With that in mind, crack over something to drink, get some lotion, and bring in your significant other for some hot action from our favorite ship. ON WITH THE FIC!

ASH AND DAWN, LIVING

CHAPTER 2
ASH'S LIST

Ash Ketchum's hands gripped the plastic controller with a grip that even a Machamp would envy. his fingertips turned red and his knuckles turned white from the pressure he put upon them. His teeth clenched as he desperately tried to gain the advantage over his foe. Never before had he been pushed to his limits in this game but if there is one thing you can count on about Ash, it's that he enjoyed a good challenge.

"Come on! stupid controller!" he growled as he watched the TV screen, almost willing his character to move the way he wanted him to. but his opponent was far too good for him to deal with. his tongue flicked in and out of his mouth, his fingers rapidly pressing the buttons. Normally, he'd be dominating at this game but his foe was beyond his expectations. He tried his best but the writing was on the wall. Ash was losing and losing badly.

"no! no!" he blurted out as his character died in the very last frame. Ash was tempted to throw the controller onto the floor of his living room, potentially breaking it into a million pieces but he fought the urge to do such a fruitless action. raging like that wouldn't help the fact that he lost to someone he called one of his best friends. "Damn, buddy. who knew you'd be so good at this?"

"Pika-pika!" Pikachu happily chirped as he watched his character on the screen performing his victory pose.

"Glad one of us is happy." Ash ruefully smiled after having lost to his starter pokemon. He only taught Pikachu how to play one of his favorite video games to merely have someone to play with, since he lived so far from all of his other friends. He never expected the electric mouse to be this good at a game Ash taught him. But he got what he paid for and he had to deal with it. "So...2 out of 3?"

"Pika!"

The famous trainer smiled as he pressed started and started another round of the fighting game. He had barely started when he felt the presence of another person coming towards his house, thanks to his heightened aura senses. he had long since improved his talents in the area of aura and now, among many other talents, Ash could easily detect the presence of other humans and pokemon and even identify individual people. and this particular person, he knew all too well.

the rattling of keys could be heard just underneath the game sounds coming from the large screen TV. now he was certain it was the person he had in mind. save for his mother, only one other person had a key to his house.

Dawn unlocked the door and flung it wide before she yelled, "THAT NO GOOD, RAT BASTARD!". Ash looked over his shoulder to the bluette. She looked great in her new contest dress, which he helped pick out for her but her scowl told him enough about her mood: she was properly mad.

"Tough day at the office?" he commented.

She glared at the home-owner as she walked in. "None of your sass, Ash Ketchum!"

Ash simply turned around and returned to his game. He knew well enough that when Dawn was angry, it was best to just let her get it out of her system and wait for her to calm down a bit before engaging the topic of her ire. Piplup followed in behind her and made his way to the couch. He jumped up and greeted his brother pokemon in their language.

"I can't believe that jerk!" she raged as she practically threw off her sandals, dropped her travel bag in the middle of the floor, and began to strip off her dress. Now Ash knew she was pissed since she would only treat her clothing that way if she was in a foul mood.

"Who?" he asked.

"Kenny! that's who!" She bellowed, by now in her underwear.

Ash sucked in a bit of air at the sound of her Ex's name being said with such venom. "What did he do this time?"

"Can you believe that ass wanted to get back with me?"

Ash turned to face her from the couch. "Really? Especially since he..."

"Cheated on me?" she answered. "Yes! the nerve of him!" the semi-nude coordinator stomped up the stairs, presumably to her room.

Ash could still hear muttered curses and swears being flung towards one of her oldest friends. it was a miracle that Dawn even wanted to remain friends with him after she found out he was stepping out on her with a few female coordinators, but after a heart-to-heart chat with Ash, and a rather violent night of sex, she had calmed down enough to remain on good terms with him. but not before she kicked him squarely in the balls for it. "But that was years ago," he yelled up to her. "Why'd he want to get back together with you?"

"Something to do with my dress!"

"What about it?"

"he said 'your ass looks great in it, Dawn. how about we get back together?'. such a romantic, that one!" she said, the sarcasm so thick on that last part, you could smear it on toast.

"I talk about your ass all the time and you don't blow up at me."

"That's because it's cute when you do it. when Kenny does it, it's creepy and weird."

Ash looked over to his side to see Pikachu trying to teach Piplup the basics of the game they were playing. "HEY!" Ash said, "Don't teach him my secrets!"

"pip-pip?"

"pika-pi!"

The two starters ignored him and continued with their business. Ash groaned to himself. if Piplup learned to beat him as well, he'd never live it down. After a few minutes, her swears began to die down, hinting that her temper was fading, which was fine by him. the sound of bare feet bounding down the stairs claimed his attention now as Dawn appeared, much calmer and in a different state of dress. she was now wearing one of his shirts and pretty much nothing else. Dawn may like to dress fancy when she's out and about but when she was at her home in Twinleaf or here, she only wore the most basic of outfits.

"You want me to make you some tea?" he offered.

Dawn shook her head as she walked over to the couch. "No, thank you. I'll get some later."

Ash eyed her for a bit, which she almost immediately picked up on. "what?"

"you know, you have clothes here." he was referring to the fact that she was wearing his shirt.

"I know. I just like wearing your stuff," she answered.

"but that one is a bit dirty." and it was true. Earlier in the day, he had some light yard exercises with Pikachu and a few of his other pokemon. He had showered and changed before settling down for some games with Pikachu but he didn't have time to throw it in the wash.

Dawn sniffed the shirt, allowing his scent to enter her lungs and fill her core, causing her to relax even more. "I don't mind. and you don't seem to mind me wearing your shirt."

She was right. he didn't. ever since they started being intimate with each other, she'd always find some reason to wear his shirts. He figured that she found his body odor relaxing, given how many times he caught her sniffing it, so he wasn't going to fault her for it. Besides, like his dad used to say, it's sexy for a woman to wear the shirts of the men they care for.

Dawn arched an eyebrow as she watched the scene before her. "Ash, did you teach Pikachu how to play this?"

He nodded. "and now, I'm regretting it."

this earned a giggle from his occasional roommate. "Good job, Pikachu."

"Pika!"

"Don't encourage him," he said but she ignored him by giving Pikachu a supportive thumbs up.

"Do you think you can teach Piplup too?"

"hell no!" he exclaimed. "we don't need 2 pokemon in this house who can wipe the floor with me!"

Piplup looked depressed for a second before his trainer winked at him and said, "no need to worry. I'll work on him later."

"Pip-Piplup!" the water pokemon chirped happily.

"traitor," muttered Ash as he turned back to his game.

"Oh don't be pouty," she uttered as she watched him play against his best pokemon friend. clad in his simple white t-shirt and some loose-fitting sweats, Ash was every bit as relaxed as she was. she pondered to herself, wondering what she wanted to do with the rest of the day. She considered going back upstairs and working in her room on her next contest dress but almost in instinct, her eyes drifted to Ash's crotch. she noticed a small bulge, hinting that he was slightly aroused. most likely from seeing her wearing his old shirt and nothing else. She wasn't planning on doing anything with him today but her encounter with Kenny, left a bad taste in her mouth and she needed a palate cleanser of sorts.

"Give that to me," she said.

"the controller?"

"No, silly," she said, reaching over and petting his lump. "this thing."

"We can wait until later," he said, trying to fight the pleasurable feeling of her hands on his semi-hard penis. "I wanna at least beat Pikachu once today."

"I can't wait until then. besides, I haven't sucked your dick since you moved in and we are well overdue."

"I am aware of that fact but if you just wait-" Dawn didn't seem to be listening to him as she swiftly got on her knees and started to undo his pants. "Dawn! slow down, damnit!" while Ash was telling her to stop her action, he didn't make any real effort to stop her at all. Despite his protests, he was starting to get into the mood of it. it had been a while since Dawn had given him a surprise blowjob and, as she said, they were overdue for one.

After a bit of fumbling with his pants, Dawn finally freed the monster he kept hidden from her. The rushing scent of his musky arousal was almost enough to make her cum right then and there, but she was a patient predator when it came to this. she wasn't going to touch herself until she got her fill of him. his dick was still at half-mast but her hands and gentle breath were starting to affect him even more.

"mmmmmmmm, hey there, big fella," she cooed as she pressed her nose against his member. Ash let out a soft moan as she sniffed his skin.

"But...the pokemon..." he mumbled.

"oh please," she answered. "they've seen use do worse. remember the safari zone?"

Ash cocked his head back at the memory of that event. "Oh yeah. well, it's your fault for getting me in the mood like that."

"All I did was bend over to pick some berries."

"Yes and that got me in the mood."

It was true, though. their pokemon had seen them having sexual relations on any number of occasions. right now, Pikachu and Piplup just watched their trainers with nearly blank expressions on their faces. This was nothing unusual for them and they just either watched the show or just got bored and did something else.

"quit whining and just relax, ya big baby."

"I'm not whining. I'm just-oooooooooooooooooh!" he hissed out as Dawn, in one fluid motion, swallowed his entire dick into her mouth. almost instantly, his erection grew to his full length inside of her maw, reaching down her throat. The coordinator didn't even flinch as she took him inside of her. she kept him inside her mouth, not moving or sucking. she just wanted to savor this moment for all its worth. Ash dropped his controller and laid back, reveling in the sensation of her mouth coiled around his cock.

After all these years, Dawn was still the best cock sucker he knew, mainly because she had something of an oral fixation when it came to his dick. Ash never needed to ask her to blow him. it was just something she did at the moment when the mood hit her. back when they were together, she'd suck him off at least twice a day. and it had been a long time since she had her fix. by his count, it was about 2 years since the last time she serviced him.

Dawn gave a content hum in the back of her throat, sending waves of succulent pleasure up and down Ash's length. she knew what to do to get him off but she was going to wait. After a few more moments, she released her lock on him, exposing his now sopping wet dick to the air. a thin layer of saliva covered his cock, as Dawn gave a sly smirk at her handy work. "mmmmmmm," she groaned, "Now, that hit the spot."

"You and me both," he muttered.

"Don't pass out on me yet. I still need that load." she took him in her mouth again, bobbing up and down upon him, pressing her tongue across every single curl, wrinkle, and crevice that she could find.

Ash pressed his hand on her aqua covered head, pushing her ever so gently down on his dick. "I don't know what Kenny was thinking, cheating on you like that. if you sucked him off as well as you do me, I'd never leave."

She popped his dick out of her mouth. "Oh please. Kenny wishes I'd have blown him like this."

"what? you never sucked him off?"

"oh I did." she licked his shaft up and down like a popsicle on a summer day. "there just wasn't much to suck."

Ash arched an eyebrow. "he's...small?"

"hmm, not what I'd call small. just...not as enjoyable as yours. plus, she was a quick shot. you can imagine how good the sex was."

"wow!" he said, "as much as he chased you around, I figured he'd be smashing you properly."

"he never did. always had to finish me off after he was done. He always made this squeaking noise when he came. hard to keep myself from laughing out loud at it."

the thought of Kenny in such a state caused a small chuckle to escape his throat. "poor bastard. what about Conway?"

"urgh!" she spat as she thought of him. "he was worse. decent-sized dick but he had no skills. and he never ate me out. can you believe that?"

Ash's eyes went wide from shock. as much as Dawn was addicted to sucking him off, he was just as much addicted to eating her pussy. he always use to say that he never needed dessert after a meal, so long as Dawn was around and wearing a skirt. he DEVOURED her when he was in the mood and she adored him for it. "that dumbass!" he all but yelled.

"and the bastard never bathed right. blowing him was a choir and a half. it felt like I was eating rotten eggs most of the time."

"Gross!" he exclaimed.

"and he always wanted to stick random stuff up my ass. like poke-balls."

"no way!"

"very much way. I like it up the ass as much as the next girl but he just went too far with it." she leaned her head down and began to suck on his balls. she knew how much hard she needed to suck to make the experience pleasurable for him.

"Sounds like they didn't know what they had."

"I'm nothing really special, Ash."

"Nothing special?!" he said incredulously. "Dawn, you're the best cock sucker I've ever seen. Of course you are special."

"flatterer," she said, giving the head of his dick a small kiss. "you've probably been with women who were better than me."

"I've been with a few but none hold a candle to you."

"a few?" she asked.

"well...maybe more than a few."

"oh really?" Dawn's curiosity was piqued. "tell me about them."

"huh?"

"the women you were with. tell me about them."

"you want me to tell you about the women I had sex with, while you are sucking me off."

"yes," she said almost as if it was the most normal and casual thing in the world to her.

"Don't you think that's a bit weird?"

"If you think so, I can stop and go to my room to do some designs-"

"NO! please! we can do that!" begged Ash. he was smart enough to not turn down one of Dawn's epic blowjobs.

the azure eyed coordinator smiled as she licked his shaft. "good boy. now...dish."

Ash cocked his head back as the waves of immeasurable pleasure flooded his nerves as her mouth gobbled down on him as if he was a hot dog. for a moment, his mind went blank, merely basking in the familiar sensation of one of his best friends orally pleasing him in his living room, before he was finally able to regain some of his faculties and started to recount his sexual encounters.

"I guess I should start with Misty."

"You dated her after we broke up, right?"

"yeah. she was..." he paused to find the right words. "...aggressive."

"In what way?"

"Like...she tried too hard to fuck me. you remember she saw us fuck all those years ago."

"How could I forget?"

"I think she was trying to compete with you in a way. when we had sex, she was very aggressive: telling me to call her names, pull her hair, slap her ass, etc."

Dawn jerked him a bit. "Sounds rough."

"Not as rough as when she took the lead. when she rode me, I was scared she was gonna break my dick a few times. sprained once or twice."

"Wait. so that time I saw you limping away from her gym..."

Ash nodded. "yup. the doctor said I pulled a muscle in my dick. he said 'how in Arceus' name did you pull a dick muscle?'"

Dawn almost laughed but saw that it was something of a painful memory for him so she thought better of it. "Ouch!"

"tell me about it. we didn't fuck for 4 whole months after that. Partly for my injury and partly because I was kind of scared of her. coupled with the fact that we fought too much and..."

"The writing was on the wall."

"Big time."

A kiss to the head of his dick was followed by Dawn's question. "Who was after her?"

"May."

Dawn rested her face against his member in recognition. "You jumped back into the deep end, eh?"

"We didn't date if that's what you're asking. I think of May as a sister. A hot, incredibly horny sister but a sister nonetheless."

"Ash, you don't have to explain anything," She said as she rubbed her ass in remembrance of their mutual long time sex partner. "May is a force of nature when it comes to sex. so how many times?"

Ash sighed himself. "Too many to count. we ran into each other on the Orange Islands. we caught up and then she said 'get your ass in my room, Ash Ketchum. I'm gonna fuck the Misty outta you'."

"And you didn't say no?" she asked in a mock accusation.

the raven-haired homeowner looked back down at her with the same look. "Like you could've?"

she gave a little cheeky grin. "Good point. I mean, she did the same thing when I and Kenny broke up."

"What will we do about that girl?" he asked with a grin.

"We'll get her, next time she visits. so who's next?"

"Let's see. I think it was Iris next."

"the dragon trainer from Unova?"

Ash nodded. "Yep."

"Given how she acted when met, I figured she thought she was too mature to do anything with you."

"That's what I thought until I learned her secret."

"Which was?"

Ash gave a wide smile before his revelation. "Iris is a total sub."

"What?!" Dawn exclaimed, bumping her cheek on his dick. "Really? Iris? one of the most arrogant and confident trainers I've ever met? a sub?"

"Oh yeah," Ash said with a laugh. "it was totally by accident too. I was taking a whiz in the woods and she interrupted me. she started her usual spiel about me and then she saw my dick. it's like her brain shut down. I caught on and I tried my luck and started stroking my dick, right in front of her."

"and she didn't do anything?"

"not at all. she was just lost, not sure what to do. Then I walked over, told her to suck it and she just did. no sass or backtalk."

"Please tell me you fucked her!" Dawn said, very eager to hear more.

"Dawn, this is me. you know I did. she may not have your ass or May's chest but she was willing to do anything I said. even got her asshole right there, in the woods."

"You animal..." she said as she licked his dick once again.

"When we met with the rest of the group, she was back to normal, all sass and mouth. I screwed her all over Unova, anytime, anywhere and she didn't resist one bit. all she would do is mew like a skitty and take whatever I gave her."

"Did you date?"

"Naw. it was all about image with her. she loved the sex but was still up her own ass about it. it was hot at first but after a while, it got to be annoying. so after the Unova league, I just stopped fucking her. she misses me but she won't show it."

"Huh. surprised to hear that."

"Ok. next was...OH! professor Juniper!"

"You were busy in Unova."

"Not like I was trying with her," He said, "Another accident."

"Sure it was," Dawn said, obviously calling into doubt the claim.

"It was!" he whined.

Dawn eyed him with amused suspicion. "so what happened during this 'accident'?"

Ash ignored her glibness and continued his story. "I was just trying to find her to ask her something, I can't remember what. I got to her office and there she was, legs on her desk, hand up her skirt, jilling off like there was no tomorrow. my first instinct was to just back away and leave her to it. Then she looked up from whatever she was messing herself with and told me to stop. I thought she was gonna yell at me. but she just smiled and said 'show me your dick'."

"just like that?"

"Strange but true. I was already a bit hard from seeing her like that so I had nothing to lose. I pulled it out and she looked at it for a real long time. then she said that she wanted me to keep what I saw a secret and in exchange, she'd buy silence with 'this little box', patting her pussy as she did."

"And you did?"

Ash hunched his shoulders. "It's not like I was going to tell anyone. her business, you know. but hey. I always thought she was hot and who am to turn down free sex?"

"Not surprised," she commented before spitting on his dick. "how was she?"

"Believe it or not, Professor Juniper is a size queen. said that anyone under 8 inches can't do it for her. and I was just the right size for her needs. She was energetic and eager. up for a lot of kinky. Was really into having her pokemon watching her get fucked by me."

Dawn arched an eyebrow. "You think she's one of those types? you know? the ones that like pokemon a bit too much?"

"No comment," spoke Ash, not wanting to divulge too much about the Unova professor.

"Next, please."

Ash gave a deep sigh upon calling up the memory in question. Dawn felt his dick soften a bit. She knew Ash as well as any person on the planet and she could tell by his looks and reactions that he was pulling up a memory that was very sensitive to him. She made an educated guess. "Serena."

Ash nodded his head. she was right on the money about who he was intimate with next. Dawn had met Serena a few times and inferred enough from those meetings to get a sense of who she was. Serena was a nice girl with a sparkling personality. but there was one thing that stood out to her the most: her utter infatuation with Ash. it all stemmed from an incident when they were children where Ash saved her from being lost in the woods around Pallet Town. since then, Ash was all she had on her mind.

"How was she?"

"she was..." he paused for a bit, trying to sort out the feelings in himself for the girl. "...Eager. sweet. gentle. attentive. some would say she was the perfect girlfriend."

"And the sex?"

"Perfect good. she wasn't as rough as misty or as timid as Iris. she was in the middle. and she was always, ALWAYS, willing to do it with me when I asked."

"Sounds pretty fun."

"yeah," he said, his voice faltering a bit, which didn't escape her notice."You'd think that."

"What happened?"

"That was just it. she was too willing to please me. there wasn't much to make things...interesting, you know?" Dawn nodded. "it's like...she was happy being behind me. like she was happy to be in my shadow."

"and that's not what you want."

"Right. I thought I wanted that and for a few months, I did. but I got tired of it. got tired of her being too...willing to please."

"So that's why you two didn't last."

"Yeah. breaking up with her was hard. I still love her but I had to do it. but I didn't need a willing servant. I needed a partner. someone to have at my side, not at my feet."

"Hmmm. I wonder. anyone fit that bill?"

His melancholy turned back into playful coyness as he looked back down at her and stroked her cheek. "Maybe."

Dawn smiled at his touch and the warmness of those chocolate eyes she loved so much. "If you find her, let me know. gotta vet her before you hook up with her."

"Will do."

"Anyone else?"

"hmm. let me see. I think there was...oh no." Ash's eyes nearly popped out of his head as a new memory replaced the old one. Dawn thought he was remembering something traumatic but she didn't get a sense that he was in pain or anything. "Why did I have to remember that?"

"What's wrong, Ash?" she asked, getting a little worried.

"I just remembered...Alola."

"Alola?" Dawn pondered for a bit. The Alola region was a place she had only been to recently. It was a gorgeous vacation spot with sunny beaches, lush jungles, and a welcoming community that always knew how to greet tourists. she had only been once but only for contests. she had planned to go back just for vacation purposes, hopefully with Ash in tow, but his reaction to that told her that he must have had some bad experiences connected to those islands. "Did something bad happen to you while you were there?"

"Yes!" Ash shook his head rapidly. "I mean, no! I mean...yes and no."

"Ash, you're not making any sense."

"Of course, I'm not. that whole situation didn't make sense!"

Now Dawn was both very worried and extremely curious as to what happened to her best friend. "Ok! slow down! just calm down and tell me what happened."

Ash's breathing started to slow and his heart rate reduced as Dawn massaged his dick to get him to relax. After a few more minutes, The Pallet Town pokemon master began his strange tale in Alola. "Ok. Before I left for Alola, Professor Oak gave me this little blue flower to wear in my hat. I asked him what it was for. He just said "it's for a proper Alola greeting. they will treat you right, my boy'" he started, referring to his mentor in a somewhat mocking tone.

"Doesn't sound too bad."

"I got to Melemele island in the morning. it was just as beautiful as the tour vids said. more than even the orange islands. I was on my way to professor Kukui's lab, to get registered in the new Alola league. then I ran into...her."

the way he said it made it seem like he both loved and hated the woman in question. Dawn arched her eyebrow, her interest rising with each word. "Her?"

"Her name was Lillie. She was the first girl I met on Alola. she was just passing by in her nice little white sundress when we happened to lock eyes. she saw my flower and made her way over. she asked if I was new to the islands. I said, yeah and that I was looking for Kukui's lab. She said she was willing to show me around. being a stranger, I was happy to have a guide."

"What happened next?"

"So...we spent an hour just looking at the sights and all. just having a good time. then out of the blue, she asks me if I wanted to receive the Alola greeting. I said sure."

"So what was the Alola greeting?"

"Next thing I know," he started, "Lillie was on her knees, pull my dick out and started sucking me off, in broad day, in public."

"...you're joking."

"I swear to Arceus, this happened. I was so stunned, I kind of just blacked out through the whole thing. before I knew it, I came in her mouth, she swallowed it like it was nothing and was back on her feet with a smile. all she said was 'welcome to Alola' and continued with the tour. all I could do is stand there, like a dumbass."

"Well, surprise blowjobs do that."

"And it gets weirder!"

"oh, do tell!"

Ash collected his thoughts for a moment before he continued."So after the...greeting...we continued the tour. She said she wanted to introduce me to one of her closest friends, a girl named mallow. Very cheerful and upbeat girl. easy to get along with. We met her outside of some woods and the girls started talking. Then she saw the flower in my hat and asked Lillie if she gave me the Alola greeting. she said yes. then Mallow asked if she could give me one too."

"You didn't?!"

"Not even half a day on the island and there I was, having a threesome with 2 girls I just met."

"That's the most insane thing I've heard!"

"Well, as a wise man once said, 'BUT WAIT! THERE'S MORE!'"

"What more is there?!"

Ash gave a knowing chuckle. "way more. so after that, and being very drained from having sex, we went to Lillie's house for lunch. That's where I met her mother, Lusamine."

Dawn nearly gagged on Ash's dick upon hearing that name. "Wait! you mean Lusamine? as in Lusamine, the president of the Aether Foundation?"

"Yeah. you heard of her?"

"Hello, Ash!" she said, "I've been to Alola before, remember? going to that region, it would be impossible to not know about the Aether Foundation."

"And you ever met her?"

Dawn shook her head. "Not in person. She was a judge for a few contests when I was there but I never spoke with her at all. shame, though. she was very glamorous from what I've seen of her. almost as beautiful as Cynthia. what was she like?"

"Very nice and knowledgeable about pokemon. almost a bit obsessive about the Ultra beasts but she's got a good heart. her relationship with her daughter was strained a bit but it was still loving."

"that's great. now...I'm almost afraid to ask about what happened next?"

Ash was a bit reluctant to answer. He didn't want to dash Dawn's admiration of the woman with the rest of the story. but he knew her and she would rather know the truth than being kept in the dark. "we got to talking about pokemon. It was a nice time and all. Then she saw the flower and asked me about her daughter's greeting. I wasn't sure if I wanted to answer. I mean, what parent would want to know about their daughter's sex life?"

"Who indeed?" she asked with a wink.

"ok, aside from Johanna," he added with a smile, "but I did answer her. she said she was worried that Lillie's greeting wasn't up to snuff, so she... made me an offer..."

"her too?" she asked. Ash could see the pristine image of the president being shattered by what he was implying in her blue eyes.

"She hopped on and rode me like a ponyta. she was a different animal compared to Lillie. just so much confidence and skill in her action. then something weird happened."

"More so than that?"

"yep. Lusamine's husband came in just as she was fucking me."

"Oh no!"

"Just what I thought. I thought that he was going to kill me or something like that. I mean I was fucking his wife in front of his daughter. but instead, he just smiled and told her to 'not the boy out'. she smiled and waved at him as he left."

"...now it's just getting creepy."

"Thankfully, Lusamine decided to finally tell me the truth about what was going on."

"what was it?"

"Turns out the women of Alola all have unusually high sex drives. no one knows why. some say it's because of the warm climate. others say it due to the power of the guardian pokemon that watch over the region. whatever the case is, the women there are all horny almost all of the time."

"I never really notice anything out of the ordinary."

"They keep a tight secret. very few outsiders know that. it would cause a mess if anyone found out."

"What about the men?"

"total opposite. the men do have sex but not to the same degree as the women. when a man becomes a father in Alola, their sex drive almost dries up. so you have a bunch of sex-starved women with guys who barely give them the time of day."

"Sounds like a nightmare," she commented. "so how do they get around it?"

"a long time ago, I don't know when exactly, someone came up with the idea of the flowers."

"like the one professor Oak gave you?"

"Yeah. they would select a small group of outsiders who were not only sexually skilled but could keep a secret and pretty much give them the privilege of being able to screw any woman in the region."

"really? any woman?"

"Didn't matter if they were single or married. and the flower was a sign to let the women know 'you can trust this guy. give him all the sex'. Lusamine said on average, 1 out of 100 visitors to Alola have this honor. in exchange for keeping the secret, the guy can have all the sex he wants. and once a girl reaches the proper age, she is taught to give the 'Alola greeting' to any man who wears that flower."

"and you were the lucky boy to get it."

"Not if I hadn't gotten that flower if you get what I mean."

"what are you talking about?"

"Dawn...I got the flower...from professor Oak."

"I don't see what that has to do..." it took her a few moments to understand Ash's point. but once she did, her eyes went as wide as car tires and her mind seemed to shut down upon making that realization. "No...no...not my poetry man..." she muttered.

Ash patted her head, attempting to comfort his best friend. "it's ok, Dawn."

"But...poetry man...he was...oh Arceus..."

"I talked to him about it after I came back. He said he got the flower from a friend of his. said he spent a whole year in Alola. you can imagine what he did."

Dawn threw her free hand up towards him. "No! I DON'T wanna know anymore about that!" she urged, trying to calm herself down. Thankfully, giving Ash a blowjob always seemed to do just that. "So what happened to you?"

"What didn't happen to me," he answered. "it was like an all-you-could-fuck buffet. There wasn't a day that I didn't get a 'greeting': teachers, nurse joys, officer Jennys, waitresses, bakers. they were throwing it at me. and who was I to say no?"

"I'm surprised you could keep it up for that long."

"You can thank the food. a few Alola dishes had some aphrodisiacs in them. from what I heard, it was supposed to kick start the sex drive in the males but it didn't take. worked wonders for me." he let out a tired sigh. "and I was completely drained by the time I won the Alola league."

"I saw it on tv," she said, "I did notice that you looked kind of tired. I just thought you and your pokemon were doing some hard training before the finals."

"Before that final match, I had sex with Lusamine and Lillie twice. together. it was a miracle that I could walk. but I won the whole thing. afterward, we had a goodbye for me. and by 'goodbye party', I mean, 'all-out orgy'. I got EVERYTHING out of my system. The next day, I said my good-byes and left. I've never been back and I don't plan on going back. not unless I wanna die."

"or turned into a mummy."

"Smartass," he quipped. "And that's about it. after Alola, I started building the house and the rest is history."

"Well, Ash Ketchum, you are certain the man-whore."

"Man-whore?! who are you calling man-whore?"

"you could never turn down a piece of ass."

"If it's offered, then who am I to-oooooohhh crap!" he exclaimed as the bluette increased her suction upon him. he tried to hold back as much as he could but relieving his sexual activities over the years had done a lot to put him over the head. between that and Dawn's talented mouth, he had no chance of maintaining any form of control.

he grabbed the sides of her head as he climaxed hard into her maw. Without even missing a beat, she easily and eagerly swallowed his cum. Dawn hopped to her feet, wiping her smiling mouth as she did. all of her anger and rage from dealing with her ex had gone down with the wad of semen into her gut. "Ahhhhh. just what the doctor ordered," she proclaimed as if she had drunk a nice glass of lemonade on a hot summer day.

"Glad I could help you blow off some steam," he said, panting a little from the climax.

"Well, I'm not the only one who blew off some steam," she joked before planting a small kiss on his cheek, "I'm gonna go take a shower. want lunch?"

Ash nodded. "Sure. I could use a bite to eat."

Dawn gave him a bright smile as she happily bounded up the stairs, presumably to the bathroom to shower. Ash watched her leave, admiring her retreating backside as he always did, before leaning back on the sofa. It was fun reliving all those memories but now, he was living in the present. and he enjoyed sharing a roof with Dawn, whom he always thought of as being the best sex partner he ever had. there was always a reason he always went back to her when it came to carnal pleasures: she never let him down and always left him wanting for more.

With that in mind, Ash rose from his seat and turned towards the stairs. "You two can keep playing," he said to Pikachu and Piplup, "Mommy and daddy got something to do in the shower." With that, he calmly began to make his way up to the second floor and straight to the bathroom. He was in no rush. she wasn't going anywhere.

The two starter pokemon shared a look and simply sighed to themselves. they would have to turn up the volume of the game soon. Dawn's screams tended to reach down to the first floor.

Ma: thanks for reading my fic. I hope you enjoyed it and didn't mind the lack of proper sex between them. I plan to make up for it in the next chapter. if you wanna help me get it out faster, just sub to my youtube channel, which is the same as my pen name, hit me up on or , and of course, order my book, "New World" on amazon. just look up the name with my name, greg haynes, and you'll find it. all of this will help me hammer out chapters faster.

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