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"Master, what are you doing there?" ViVi asks as she opens Evan's door.
"Oh hey ViVi, I was just watching something on my phone. What brings you here?" Evan casually asks. On the inside, he was freaking out and amazed at himself because he managed to shut off the TV and grab his phone to pretend to be watching something other than hentai.
"I woke up and was thirsty, so as I was walking to the kitchen to get some water, I heard you watching what sounded like a fun show, master, is that correct?" ViVi asks.
"Yeaa, something like that." Evan painfully said.
"I see, well, I'm feeling hungry, and I'm sure Suna will wake up from her nap soon, so, will you teach us how to make dinner, master?" ViVi asks Evan.
"Hm, oh, yea sure, probably after she wakes up." Evan says.
"Okay, master." ViVi takes her leave and Evan takes a second to wipe his forehead due to the close call he just had.
"Whew, well, better get up and make dinner." Evan says.
With a crisis averted, Evan got up to make dinner for the girls. Meanwhile, Suna woke up in her room and stretches after a good nap. Rubbing the sleepiness out of her eyes, she walked out of her room to see what's going on.
"Ah, Suna, you're awake, come here, Evan's gonna show us how to make dinner." ViVi says.
"Hm? Really?" Suna asks.
"Yes, it's good to learn how to cook your own food when you decide you want to live on your own one day." Evan says.
"Wait, wha-" the girls say at the same time.
"But of course, you're always welcome to stay here, my house is your house, girls." Evan says with a kind smile on his face.
The girls felt relief, because for a second they thought Evan didn't want them with him one day, but they thought wrong, he was just trying to teach them everyday life skills, in case they ever wanted to live on their own one day, which is unlikely, considering what the girls thought about leaving their caretaker, they liked him too much to just go live their own lives, even though the only reason they're even here is because Evan made a mistake and signed up for the program before he thought he was ready, but they don't need to know that. Both sides, are happy, and that's the way it should be.
"I'm going to go get the spaghetti and pesto sauce mix, be right back." Evan says.
The girls nodded and Evan took his leave to go find the pesto sauce mix and the spaghetti. Some people might spaghetti with pesto sauce weird, but it actually tastes as good as tomato sauce spaghetti, Evan is sure the girls are gonna have a fun time making their first dinner.
Coming back with the items, Evan gives them to the girls and tells them they should read the instructions first. The girls nodded and read the instructions, and to their surprise, found it surprisingly easy to understand.
"Master, we will have dinner ready soon." ViVi says as she checks the spaghetti.
"Yes, it's already starting to smell really good. I've never heard of this type of combination." Suna says.
"Good job on making, dinner." Evan says as he patted their heads, to which they gladly accepted, Suna with a relaxed expression and ViVi with a victorious smile.
ViVi set the plates and Suna served dinner, and they had dinner while talking about how their day went, the girls said their day went great, and Evan thought the same. ViVi suggested they should go out more, and Suna agreed. Evan, being more of an ambivert, decided it won't hurt to go out sometimes, considering he used to spend most of his time in the house after he got home from work.
But, it's late, and they should get some sleep for tomorrow. They took turns brushing their teeth, and then went to their rooms to get some shuteye, but, Evan had a plan for tomorrow..
Saturday.
Evan woke up early and decided to first read the cool Team Fortress 2 + Hyperdimension Neptunia crossover fanfiction he found the other day. Most would think they don't go together, but to his surprise, the author of that fanfiction managed to blend them well together, and actually make a good story out of it.
15 minutes later.
Evan decided now would be a good time to stop reading, he can come back to read more later. He got up and the first thing he hears is commotion outside his room. Curious about what could have gotten the girls so worked up this goddamn early.
"Hey, girls, what's going on this early in the morning- Oh, that's why." Evan says as he stared at the culprit that had Suna looking deathly pale and ViVi staring at it with curiousity.
"A praying mantis, who would have known." Evan says as he walked over to it and admire its size, it had to be at least 4 inches big. The mantis turned its head to look at Evan, and Evan just picked it up by its thorax. It waves its front legs in the air in a futile attempt to grasp something to hold on to.
"Don't be afraid of it, Suna, they're actually quite friendly and harmless." Evan says as he sets the mantis down on his palm and it elegantly walks up his forearm.
"But, why are its front thingies so spikey?" Suna asks.
"They're there to help it hold on to its food, so it doesn't slip out of its grasp." Evan explains how the mantis' spiked front legs work.
"Ah, I see. Can I hold it please?" Suna asks, who surprisingly got over her fear of the mantis.
"Sure, here you go." Evan says as he picks up the mantis and puts it on Suna's waiting palm. Suna stared at it with a curious look as it walks up her forearm.
"There's probably a bug somewhere we can feed it." Evan says, and to his convenience, finds a single cricket scurrying near the window. Evan walks over to it and picks it up.
"Now, this is the part where it gets messy." Evan says in a serious tone, though he was faking it, just to see the girls reactions.
"Huh?" The girls say simultaneously.
Evan says nothing as grabs the mantis from Suna and sets it and the cricket on the table. The mantis, however, wasted no time grabbing the cricket with its front legs and sawing through its flesh like butter. The girls looked surprised at the mantis' speed and how it was able to grab the cricket before it jumped away.
"Mantises ARE friendly and harmless, unless you're near their size, then you have something to worry about." Evan says as he picks up the mantis, it still grasping on the cricket while eating it alive, and sets it outside his window.
Going back to the girls, Evan tells them what he has planned for the morning: Going out for breakfast. The girls looked thrilled at the thought of another date with their caretaker. Their excited expressions shot through Evan's heart like a flaming arrow that hurt in the good way.
"Well, we should get dressed first." Suna says as she walks away to her room.
"Good idea." Evan says as he and ViVi walk away to their rooms.
A few minutes later, the trio is seen in front of Evan's house, then they walk to his car, and drive off to Elmer's restaurant (real life restaurant xd).
Pulling up to the parking lot, the gang got out of the car and walked into the restaurant. There's not very many people here, probably because it's 7:12AM, but that just means there won't be any long waits for a table. A waitress walks up to the trio and leads them to a table. She then gives them their menus, and then walks away.
Taking a couple of minutes to decide what they want for breakfast, Suna, ViVi, and Evan come to their own decisions, then they set their menus where the waitress can easily grab them. Sure enough, she came back to check if they're ready to order.
"So, what will you be having today?" The waitress asks.
"The berry pancakes are looking good, guess I'll have that." Evan says.
"I'd like the eggs and bacon please." Suna says.
"Strawberry crepes, please." ViVi says.
The waitress writes down their orders and asks them to wait a few minutes before walking off to the kitchen. The girls, however, found this a good opportunity for asking Evan if they could watch the anime in "that one box".
Evan, thinking he was safe from having his secret hentai stash revealed, choked on his water, before recomposing himself.
"uh, what box are you talking about?" Evan tries to weasel his way out of this predicament.
"The one next to the blu-ray shelf. Oh, is it because the shelf is full and you can place the rest of your blu-rays in a box?" ViVi says.
"Yes, that's it, I just don't have enough space, so I got myself a box and placed the rest of the blu-rays there, cuz there just wasn't enough space on the shelf!" Evan takes ViVi's theory and makes up a bullshit excuse on the spot. Surprisingly, the girls bought it, and Evan is safe... for now.
ViVi noticed Evan's expression looked a bit pained and stressed, but Evan noticed her staring at him, so she just closed her eyes, tilted her head just a little, and warmly smiled at him.
The waitress came back with their orders, and the trio could now have breakfast without interruptions, or so they thought. A man and a woman who looked like they snorted a mix of coke, meth, dried horse cum, crushed squirrel brains, and just a bit of gasoline, were snickering at the girls. Who are they? Just a couple of druggies who failed at life and have nothing better to do than to mock those who have their lives on the right path, like Evan and the girls under his care.
ViVi just ignores them and goes back to breakfast, but they put the nail in the coffin when they called Suna a "flea infested mutt who has bewitched a fellow citizen with her charms".
Evan, however, looked calm, way too calm, even though his eyes are darkened out and there's a creepy aura emanating from him. ViVi, noticing that while she and Suna can't get in fights with normal humans, Evan could and wouldn't get in trouble, probably. But ViVi didn't want unnecessary drama.
"Master, let's just ignore them. They're not worth even speaking to." ViVi says.
"Oi, blue, you don't talk to us that way! You are all tainting real humans, all of you are just animals and should be wiped off this country!" The drug-addicted guy spat at them.
"Yea! You should go back to the forest, you mangy mutt!" The drug-addicted woman pointed at Suna, who looked hurt at her comments.
Evan was having none of that crap. They can insult him all they want, and he can take it, but God help those who hurt his homestays. Slowly, Evan got up from his chair, and calmly strolled to their table, and gently put a closed fist on their table, that put a small but noticeable crack on it.
"All right, listen up you retarded pieces of fucking garbage that was born out of your mother's ass on the strip club's toilet., I don't know how they even let you in this restaurant, probably because it's early and they don't give a damn what customers enter at this hour, but you WILL treat others with respect, Oh, perhaps your rotten brains have regressed to the point all it can think about is when it's gonna get its next overdose. But, know well, you'll go back to having your breakfast, not look in our direction, and we can forget this conversation ever happened. Capisce?" Evan finished flaming the drug addicts.
"Was that a threat, wise guy?" The guy said as he pulled out a syringe.
"Oh, that's right, not so tough now are you. Here you go for messing with us!" the woman said as she watched her boyfriend about to jab the syringe into Evan.
But, time seemed to slow down to a halt, and the drug addicts are thinking that this was just another one of their episodes, and that they'll ride it out like a roller coaster. However, they were slowly realizing that this wasn't one of their drug episodes, because it felt a bit real. Too real.
A voice, belonging to a certain dullahan, echoed in their heads, making them grab their heads in pain, though that didn't do anything to relieve their headaches.
"You dare try to harm the one who took me in? After he tried to use words to convince you to stop disrespecting us with such hurtful comments? Now you won't be dealing with him, you'll be dealing with me, and I won't be as gentle like he was." ViVi angrily said as she raised a hand and opened a portal leading to the realm known as hell, and the entities and creatures there were eagerly waiting for their next meal, aka the drug addicts.
"No! Don't throw us in there! We're sorry for trying to hurt him!" The woman tried begging for mercy from the angered grim reaper.
"You have no chances of living a normal life in the previous world anyway, I hope you'll atone for your sin of trying to potentially kill Evan with that infected needle." ViVi says as she watches the creatures from hell grab the screaming drug addicts and drag them to the realm of the damned souls.
"Good riddance, people like you disgust me." ViVi says a she lets time continue again. What was different however, is that the drug addicts had expressions like they've just seen something that is too horrific to put into words, and to understand it, you had to see it with your own eyes.
"Whoa, why are they like that?" Evan asked.
"They had a drug overdose, master, nothing to be concerned of. Now, come, let us enjoy our breakfast in peace, sweetheart." ViVi said as she took Evan hand and led him back to their table. Evan didn't question it and just sat back down on his chair, and resumed having breakfast. All is good now, and the government won't care about a bunch of drug addicts.
"mmm, this is so good!" Suna said as she wolfed down her bacon.
"Agreed, the strawberry crepes have a sweet taste to them." ViVi said as she ate her crepes.
"I'm glad you girls like it." Evan said as he ate his berry pancake.
10 minutes later, their plates were empty, and Evan was ready to pay the bill for today. The waitress came and gave Evan his bill of 69 (nice) dollars. Evan gave the waitress his credit card and she swiped it through a battery powered card reader. A few seconds later, it lights up green.
"You're all set, hope you come back here another time, have a good day, sir." The waitress said, then she walked away, but noticed the drug addicts looked like they suddenly died, so she called 911 and reported a drug overdose at Elmer's restaurant.
Evan, knowing he had no business in this, got up, and the girls walked next to him. The girls were tired, however, and Evan noticed their drowsy expressions.
"You can take a nap when we get home, if you want." Evan said as he got in his car.
"I think we'll do just that, master." ViVi said, and Suna nodded in agreement.
Evan, however, was thinking why the syringe didn't puncture him, but decided not to ask too many questions. He, and the girls were all right, and the drug addicts just overdosed from having miscellaneous materials in their bloodstream.
And this chapter is done! Also this story ain't gonna die soon. I will finish this story and maybe write some OVAs or a sequel. Until next time!