KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 20: The Ultimate Game Part 2: Secrets Revealed
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 20: "The Ultimate Game Part 2: Secrets Revealed"
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam!
Chapter 20: "The Ultimate Game Part 2: Secrets Revealed"
A/N: Welcome back to the world of Sailor Space Jam, ladies and gentlemen! After the intense first two quarters of the second Ultimate Game, the Witches 5 are ahead of the Tune Squad by 40 points, which seems to hint at a surefire victory for them and the Moron Mountain amusement park! However, Jasmine Shay has her suspicions about how well the Witches 5 have been playing, so she decides to sneak into their locker room to find out what their ulterior motives are, but she ends up getting caught in the open by Swackhammer and the Witches 5 …
Chapter Synopsis: Following the first two quarters of the second Ultimate Game, the Tune Squad is finding themselves at the mercy of the Witches 5, seeing as how the latter has garnered a huge lead over the Tunes in such a short amount of time. However, while the Tune Squad sulks in their team locker room, Jasmine Shay has her suspicions about the level of skill from the Witches 5, so she decides to sneak into the Witches 5's locker room to find out how they managed to play so well. While inside the locker room, Swackhammer and the Witches 5 become aware of her presence and decide to teach her a lesson.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Looney Tunes or Sailor Moon characters who appear in this story as they appear under the ownership of their respective companies, Warner Bros. Animation and Toei Animation. Also, the story is set in the year of 2016, 20 years after the release of the original Space Jam.
Dedication: A tip of the hat to NBA legend and the basketball GOAT Michael Jordan; Bugs Bunny as his Jordan Brand alter-ego, Hare Jordan; and the 20th anniversary of the Warner Bros. sports-comedy classic, Space Jam.
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chapter 20: The Ultimate Game Part 2: Secrets Revealed
Date: Tuesday, November 15, 2016 – The Witches 5's Locker Room at the Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens – Looney Tune Land, Animation Multiverse
Just as Jasmine made her way into one of the lockers in the Witches 5's locker room, the Witches 5 broke through the door and ran inside with so much high energy, confident of their supposed upcoming victory over the Tune Squad. The girls were filled with tons of joy and excitement as they exchanged high-fives with each other, then Viluy pulled Eudial into a headlock and gave her a noogie. However, their celebration was cut short when they saw two familiar shadows walking up to them, then their faces dropped when they realized who they were.
Tellu gasped in shock as she said, "It's the bosses!"
While Swackhammer lit a cigarette as he and Kaolinite walked towards the girls, the Witches 5 all pulled fake, enthusiastic smiles as they said, "Hello, Mr. Swackhammer and Kaolinite!"
Swackhammer proceeded to gather the girls into a pep talk as he said, "Alright, ladies, you all did a great job out there! You really gave those Tunes the business better than the Monstars ever did. I can tell that you put all the skills you learned in training to good use for the first half, but the game's not over yet, so we gotta keep this up!"
Eudial shrugged as she said with a smile, "Hey, Swacky, don't worry about a thing. Besides, we wouldn't have been playing this well if we didn't steal the—"
Suddenly, Cyprine interrupted Eudial as she jumped up and started talking fast, grabbing Swackhammer's collar as she said excitedly, "We stole the best talent from all of the best players in the NBA! There was LeBron James, Kevin Durant, Blake Griffin, LaMarcus Aldridge and there was Ray—no, wait, uh, 'Beastbrook' … oh, yeah! Russell Westbrook!"
Once Cyprine made this declaration, Jasmine's eyes widened in shock as she whispered, "What? The NBA?"
While Jasmine tried to come back down to Earth from her initial shock, Swackhammer roughly brushed Cyprine away as he growled, "Oh, will you shut up?!"
However, he somehow sensed a disturbance in the locker room as he sniffed around, then he gave a devious look as he said, "I smell something …"
Mimete assumed that Swackhammer was talking about the odor coming from her and her friends, then she chuckled nervously as she said, "Oh, come on, Swackhammer, you don't have to make us feel self-conscious! You know we've been playing really hard out there!"
The other members of the Witches 5 and Kaolinite giggled, but Swackhammer palmed his face and said in an annoyed tone, "I wasn't talking about that smell, you idiot!"
Suddenly, Swackhammer heard some noise coming from one of the lockers, causing him to look closely into one of them. Jasmine started to panic as she realized that the girls and Swackhammer could smell her perfume from afar, then Swackhammer said, "It's coming from over there!"
Mimete leaned over to where Jasmine was hiding and found her scent as Eudial said, "Hey, it's that locker right there!"
Soon, Mimete grabbed the door of the locker and ripped it off of its hinges, then the Witches 5 and Kaolinite surrounded the locker as Tellu pointed out Jasmine and said, "Hey, look!"
Jasmine whimpered for a bit as Tellu said with a snarl, all while she clenched her fist and smacked it into her hand, "It's that girl from the Pitch Perfect movies!"
Swackhammer then walked up to where the girls were gathered to get a closer look at their suspect, then he snarled, "It smells like a spy!"
Jasmine found herself scared out of her wits, feeling downtrodden about the fact that she decided to do this without coming up with a back-up plan. Seeing no other option, she just chuckled nervously as she said with a bit of a stammer, "Hey … heh-heh—uh, I—um, you girls in need of a publicist? I could make you big!"
Swackhammer inhaled his cigar, leaning into Jasmine's face as he said, "Listen, sister, I've known many liars in this world and, if there's one thing I can't stand …" Swackhammer then blew smoke into Jasmine's face, causing her to cough in response as he said in a dark tone, "… it's dealing with more liars …"
Jasmine just gulped nervously as Swackhammer pulled her out of the locker and threw her towards the Witches 5 and Kaolinite. With a snap of his finger, Swackhammer said threateningly, "Ladies … do your stuff!"
Date: Tuesday, Novemebr 15, 2016 – The Tune Squad's Locker Room at the Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens – Looney Tune Land, Animation Multiverse
Back in the Tune Squad's locker room, the players and cheerleaders all looked exhausted and disappointed with the results of the game following the first half. Most of the players were slowly but surely losing their confidence and their spirits were slowly getting crushed when their reality of the situation hit them like a ton of bricks. While some of the other players and the cheerleaders still had hope and confidence that the Tune Squad could pull through and mount a epic comeback over the Witches 5, the effort might be too little, too late.
"This is so embarrassing," Buster said as he palmed his face in disappointment. "I thought we were going to have a big lead over the Witches 5 in the first-half, but it seems that the tables have turned towards their favor … and left us out in the cold."
"I just don't get it!" Nawt said, tapping his head with his finger. "How did the Witches 5 manage to buckle down and play so well beyond the expectations? Even with the odds stacked against them, they managed to pull through and humiliate us for the rest of the first-half after the start of the game looked so promising …"
Taking note of his teammates' shared sense of disappointment, Jimmy decided to rally the Tune Squad with a pep talk to help them regain their confidence before the start of the second-half, saying in a rousing tone, "Listen, everyone, I know it looks like we're about to go down for the count, but I've been in situations like this before. We could still come back and win this thing! Besides, it's not over yet; we gotta show them what we're really made of! We could come back and win the entire game!"
However, based on the facial expressions of the players and cheerleaders of the Tune Squad, it would all just be a fool's errand in their mind, but their expressions changed from disappointment and sadness to shock and surprise when they saw Jasmine Shay enter the locker room, standing at the door and covered in soot and smoke. While the other Tune Squad players were left in shock, Daffy just joked while nudging Wile E. Coyote, "Well, it looks like Jazz just had a close encounter with a bug zapper!"
However, Wile E. just pushed Daffy away from him and rolled his eyes upon hearing the duck's joke. Jasmine started making her way towards Jimmy, coughing and blowing out smoke as she said, "The Witches 5 … the Witches 5 …"
Just as Jasmine was saying this, she almost fell head-first to the floor, but Bugs and Lola quickly caught her as they helped her over to one of the benches. Jimmy looked at Jasmine and asked in a concerned tone, "Are you alright, Jazz?"
"Jimmy, the Witches 5 …" Jasmine said, then she coughed out smoke again as she finished her sentence, "… the Witches 5 stole the talent from the NBA players!"
The Tune Squad gasped in shock, then sighed sadly once they finally figured out what was really going on. Jimmy was left dumbfounded for a moment, then he wised up as he quietly said, "So that's what happened to those guys …"
Sailor Mercury knew that the pressure from the Witches 5 for the rest of the game would be too much for the Tune Squad to handle, so she decided to give her own suggestion as to how they should handle this, saying, "Listen, I know this might not be the right course of action, but I think that we should forfeit the game!"
Some of the players of the Tune Squad agreed with her sentiment, but Jimmy was not one for taking a beating lying down. It seemed that Sailor Mercury's statement sparked a fuse into Jimmy's competitive nature as he gave another rousing speech, saying, "Listen, I didn't get dragged down here just to get our butts whipped by a bunch of crazy, evil witches! Look, I'm not going down like that! We're letting these girls push us around! We gotta fight 'em back and take it to them! We gotta get right in their faces and show them what we're made of, sending them back to Swackhammer and reducing them to a bunch of blubbering babies! So, what do y'all say? Are you with me or not?"
However, much to his surprise, it turns out that the Tune Squad was not in unanimous agreement as most of the players and cheerleaders fell asleep, even snoring loudly after Jimmy gave his speech. The only ones in the locker room who actually listened to his speech were Jasmine, Bugs, Lola, Sailor Moon, the Sailor Starlights and the Monstars. Lola gave Jimmy a comforting smile as she said, "Well, Jimmy, at least you gave a good, rousing speech …"
"Yeah, but I guess that wasn't enough," Jimmy said with a smile as he sighed.
Looking around the locker room, Jimmy noticed that Bugs was in the back, pouring some tap water into one of the water bottles and shaking it up as he walked up to him, then the rabbit said, "Eh, finished? Well, that was a great speech and all, doc—I mean, you really had 'em riveted, but, eh, didn't you forget something?"
Jimmy was left confused by Bugs' insinuation as he said while raising an eyebrow, "What?"
Bugs then pulled out a water bottle that was labeled "Jimmy's Secret Stuff", then he said in a knowing and reassuring tone, "Your Secret Stuff!"
While Bugs guzzled the water bottle with ease, the players were waking up from their nap, only to see the leader of the Looney Tunes flying around in the locker room as his Super-Rabbit ego, even flexing his "muscles" for good measure!
Lola gasped in awe as she said, "Wow!"
Daffy popped up and added, "Whoa, nice deltoids!"
Bugs then switched back to his normal shape and winked at Jimmy while holding up a muscle as he whispered, "Play along, doc."
Jimmy then took the bottle from Bugs and examined it with a raised eyebrow, then Bugs started to tug the bottle from him while exclaiming, "Eh, stop hoggin' it, Jimmy! After all, we're your teammates!"
The bottle flew out of Jimmy's hands and landed near Sailor Mercury, who proceeded to take a swig as Sailor Pluto said with a raised eyebrow, "Secret stuff, huh?"
After Sailor Pluto took a sip from the bottle, she started to pass the bottle around among her teammates as Sylvester asked nervously, "Secret stuff? You wouldn't hold out on us, would ya?"
"Nah, I mean, I didn't think you guys really needed it," Jimmy said, wising up to what Bugs was trying to do with the bottle. "I mean, you guys are so tough and competitive."
Foghorn got in between Sailor Mars, Sylvester and Wile E. fighting over the bottle as he said, "We're also chicken, son. We need it bad!"
Foghorn proceeded to take a guzzle and passed it to Jasmine, who questioned the bottle at first, but decided to take a sip. Much to her surprise, the stuff actually worked as she got back into her normal self, with all of the soot and smoke taken away from her, then she said with a smile, "Wow, I feel so much better! I'm ready to go out there and show the Witches 5 what we're really made of!"
Jasmine then passed the bottle to Daffy, who looked at it skeptically as he said, "Ya know, this goes against everything they've taught me in health class."
Jimmy threw a towel to Daffy, rolling his eyes at his stubbornness as he said, "You wanna win this game or not, Daffy?"
Daffy used the towel to wipe the tip of the bottle, then he said with a smile, "Oh, well, bottoms up."
After Daffy guzzled the rest of the Secret Stuff, Jimmy gathered the team into a huddle, placing his hand out as he said in a confident tone, "Alright, everybody, how about we go out there and kick some witches' butt, huh? 'Tune Squad' on 3, ready? 1, 2, 3 …"
"TUNE SQUAD!" The Tune Squad players and cheerleaders all said as they rushed out of the locker room and into the stadium to start the second half.
Date: Tuesday, November 15, 2016 – Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens – Looney Tune Land, Animation Multiverse
To the pumping energy and electric nature of the ultimate jock jam classic, 2 Unlimited's "Get Ready for This", the Tune Squad and the cheerleaders all surged out onto the court to the cheers and applause from the audience as the cheerleaders stood near the sidelines and the stands. The players for the Tune Squad got into their positions and showed their game faces to the Witches 5: Viluy and Daffy were face-to-face growling at each other, while Nawt did the same to Cyprine. Sailor Mercury gave her best game face, growling at Tellu, who proceeded to growl back in response. Jimmy got into position while Bugs just gave a knowing look to the audience, giving a confident smile as he put his own plan into action.
Tellu inbounded the ball to Eudial, who jumped up to catch the ball and proceeded to make her way down the court. Before she could continue, she was stopped when she felt the ball yanked out of her hand by a certain someone riding on a motorized scooter, who said, "Comin' through!"
Eudial was shocked by this sudden occurrence as she tried to catch up with the player riding the scooter, adding, "What the? Wait a minute … Hey, that's cheatin'!"
As Jimmy made his way to the hoop while being defended by Cyprine, he called out, "Bugs!"
It was revealed that Bugs was the one riding the motorized scooter, dressed as a delivery guy, as he stopped the scooter near the 3-point line and tossed the ball over his shoulder while calling out, "Special delivery!"
Jimmy then jumped up and dunked the ball into the hoop, making the crowd go wild and adding two more points to the Tune Squad's score. However, Swackhammer was left annoyed by the move by Bugs as he yelled out, "What? No! Boo!"
Tune Squad: 34
Witches 5: 72
When the ball got into the Witches 5's possession, Tellu bounced the ball for a bit and jumped up from the other end of the court to perform a death-defying slam dunk. However, her look of confidence turned into a look of fear as she saw the hoop covered in nothing but explosives and dynamite! With just one look of pity on her face when she turned to look at the audience, the explosives proceeded to blow up in her face off-screen as Wile E. Coyote watched the action unfold with a smile on his face while holding the remote control for said explosives.
Bugs was leaning near the box of explosives, taking a bite from a carrot as he said with a smile, "Eh, nice kaboom, Wile E."
However, just as Wile E. took a bow for his recent accomplishment, he found himself wrapped up in Tellu's clutches from behind and was about to beat the genius coyote into a pulp until she noticed that her teeth were being shot at. She then looked down to see that it was Yakko and Wakko Warner, both dressed as Jules and Vincent from Pulp Fiction, who were the ones shooting at her. After Yakko and Wakko both took a quick look at each other, they shot out the rest of Tellu's teeth, leaving her sighing in despair as she said to herself, "Oh, man, this just isn't my day …"
While Tellu managed to recover from the gag by Yakko and Wakko, Jimmy made his way to the hoop and performed an easy layup, earning two more points for the Tune Squad.
Once the ball got back into the possession of the Witches 5, Mimete inbounded the ball to Eudial, who started dribbling down the court as she growled and said, "Come on, ladies, let's teach those Tunes and Guardians a lesson!"
Unbeknownst to her, Buster ran out onto the court, holding a fishing rod, and proceeded to hook the fishing rod to Eudial's shorts. Once he gave the hook a yank, Buster managed to pull Eudial's shorts, leaving her underwear visible to the entire audience! Cyprine looked up and tried to hold back her laughter as she said, "Hey, uh, Eudial? Your … your shorts are gone."
"Hey, Eudial, put your shorts back on!" Viluy said as she covered her eyes.
Tellu just stood there in shock, motionless as she was trying her best to hold her laughter. However, Mimete was on the court, rolling in laughter with the other players of the Tune Squad as she said, "Oh, man, that is so classic!"
Eudial dropped the ball, looked down and said, "Wait a minute, what the …?"
Once she realized that her shorts were gone, she quickly covered her underwear with her jersey, giving an embarrassed smile and her face flushing red as Lola shouted with a playful smirk, "Hey, Eudial! Nice underwear!"
Everyone in the stadium proceeded to bust out with laughter, even Jimmy, who just shook his head as he said with a smile, "Man, these Looney Tunes really know how to get wild when the chips are down!"
After the embarrassing gag involving Eudial and her missing basketball shorts, the game continued and the Witches 5 were slowly being overtaken by the Tune Squad, leaving Swackhammer even more annoyed as he said, "I can't believe it! Those Tunes and Guardians are actually getting ahead of the Witches 5! What the heck just happened in a short timeframe?!"
For the next play, Nawt took his chance against Viluy and Cyprine as he performed some crossover moves against them and went up for a slam dunk. Sailor Pluto decided to get her revenge against Eudial and Tellu as she made her way to the hoop with ease and went up for a layup, which earned two more points for the Tune Squad, even though Tellu tried to stop the ball from going into the hoop in vain.
For the next play, Sailor Star Fighter and Sailor Star Maker got Sailor Star Healer on top of their shoulders as the latter said, "Alright, girls, going up!"
"Don't worry, Sailor Star Healer, we got you!" Sailor Star Maker said with a smile.
Eudial tried her best to stop them, even telling them in a menacing and mocking tone, "Not so fast! You're mine, girl!"
However, as Sailor Star Healer managed to make a slam dunk, the ball ended up hitting Eudial's head, leaving her in a daze.
Tune Squad: 54
Witches 5: 72
Once the Witches 5 finally got possession of the ball again, Jimmy Butler decided to use Pepé Le Pew's stench against the Witches 5 and to the advantage of the Tune Squad, holding the French skunk up by his tail as he said, "Hello! A little surprise for you, mon cheries!"
After the Witches 5 fell to the floor after taking a whiff of Pepé's stench, Pepé managed to jump up for a slam dunk, kissing the ball into the hoop as he turned to the audience and said with a smile, while shrugging her shoulders, "Heh-heh, mwah! Two points!"
As the time for the third quarter started winding down, the Tune Squad found themselves getting closer to overtaking the Witches 5's massive lead. While Jimmy Butler managed to make a slam dunk for the Tune Squad, hitting Cyprine on the head for good measure, Bugs performed a no-look pass to Sailor Neptune, who pulled up to the hoop and manage to make an easy 2-point jumpshot, earning two more points for the Tune Squad.
Tune Squad: 65
Witches 5: 72
While Swackhammer just growled at what was happening on the court, his eyes turning blood red for good measure, Daffy decided to reprise a classic gag from the original Ultimate Game by painting red paint onto Eudial's behind, but he decided to add a twist by having Lola dress up in Bugs' bullfighting outfit to taunt Toro the Bull in the audience. Lola looked at Daffy and said, "Daffy, are you sure this is going to work?"
"Trust me, Lola, I've done this gag in the last Ultimate Game, so it should work this time!" Daffy said in a reassuring tone while patting Lola on her shoulder. "Besides, this does give you a chance to actually participate in the slapstick montage."
Lola just rolled her eyes, then she smiled at Daffy as she said, "Well, alright, Daffy, if you say so."
After Daffy painted Eudial's behind and Lola pulled up a red sheet in front of her, the audience started laughing at Daffy's prank on Eudial until Toro the Bull noticed all the red that was in front of him. Once he noticed the red blanket and the red paint on Eudial, Toro became raving mad as he began to charge at Eudial, with the Tunes moving out of the way for good measure. After Lola pulled the red sheet away, Eudial realized that Toro was charging at her as he rammed his horns into Eudial's behind, causing the leader of the Witches 5 to scream in pain and fly up into the stadium ceiling!
After a roar of "Olé!" from the audience, Hubie could only comment on the situation in the best way he knew how: "Yowza! Now, that's what I call a real stinging situation!"
Eventually, Eudial found her way back into the stadium as she joined the rest of the Witches 5 in ganging up on Sailor Mini-Moon, who was trying to call for the ball until she heard Viluy's voice say in a threatening tone, "Hey, rabbit …"
Sailor Mini-Moon turned around to see the Witches 5 and said, "Uh-oh …"
While the Witches 5 snarled at her, Sailor Mini-Moon, tired of being pushed around by the evil witches, finally snapped, getting into a kung-fu pose as she prepared to do battle with the Witches 5. The Witches 5, however, were caught by surprise as Sailor Mini-Moon proceeded to rabbit-punch Eudial and head-butt Tellu, then she punched Viluy in the stomach and punched Mimete in the face, causing her to spin around for a bit until she landed on the floor with a thud.
Afterwards, she bit Eudial's forearm, ripped out some of Tellu's hair with her teeth and kicked Viluy on her chin, causing the mysterious member of the Witches 5 to fall backwards in a daze. After the Witches 5 were defeated by Sailor Mini-Moon, Sailor Saturn decided to give the Tune Squad some extra help of her own, jumping through the air a la Michael Jordan and managed to perform an Air Jordan-style slam dunk, giving the Tune Squad two more points!
Tune Squad: 75
Witches 5: 72
As the Tune Squad looked up at the scoreboard, they all smiled with joy as they saw that they had finally overtaken the Witches 5's massive lead, putting them three points ahead of the witches! While the Witches 5 groaned in embarrassment, the Tune Squad was cheering as Jimmy held his arms up and said with a smile, "Yes!"
However, the Witches 5 and Kaolinite could only tremble at the sound of Swackhammer bellowing, "Alright, that does it! TIME-OUUUUUTTT!"
As Swackhammer stomped his way over to the court to meet up with the Witches 5 and Kaolinite, Marvin flew up to him and blew his whistle, saying, "I'm sorry, Mr. Swackhammer, but you can't go out on the court without permis—Hrk!"
However, Marvin was stopped by Swackhammer grabbing his head, growling at him as he said, "Shut up, you little bug! Get away from me! Alright, girls, get over here! Pow-Wow!"
While the Tune Squad walked back to their bench to rest up before the start of the fourth quarter, Jimmy walked towards his teammates with a smile as he said, "Alright, guys, we've finally got our momentum down pat! Let's go out there and play some tough defense!"
While Jimmy took one of the towels and dabbed his face and neck dry, Swackhammer was busy ranting at the Witches 5 and Kaolinite, saying, "Girls, what happened to ya? What happened to that level of confidence in the first half? You're letting those Looney Tunes and Sailor Guardians walk all over you out there!"
"Listen, Swackhammer, why don't you cut my girls a break?" Kaolinite said as she hugged Eudial. "You know they're trying their hardest out there."
"Well, I'm sorry, Kaolinite, but it's not good enough!" Swackhammer yelled, then he took note of Jimmy and pointed him out as he said, "Why didn't you girls get that guy?"
Tellu just shrugged as she said, "Well, I thought he was a baseball player."
Cyprine nodded her head as she said, "Yeah, Swackhammer, a baseball player."
However, Swackhammer glared at them with a venomous expression, saying, "Well, he looks like a basketball player to me!"
Mimete nodded her head as she added, "Yeah, me too."
Swackhammer grounded his teeth and shouted deftly, "You know what? He's the one I want for Moron Mountain!"
While the Witches 5 and Kaolinite nodded their heads, Jimmy walked up to Swackhammer with Bugs and Sailor Moon by his side, shouting, "Yo, Swackhammer!"
Swackhammer turned to Jimmy, Bugs and Sailor Moon, then he sneered while pointing to himself, "Are you talking to me?"
"No, I'm talking to some animated Danny DeVito knock-off," Jimmy said sarcastically, then he got serious as he said, "Yeah, I'm talking to you! You want a piece of me? Well, come and get it."
Swackhammer looked at the Witches 5 with a twisted smile, then he walked up to the trio as Tellu smirked while saying under her breath, "Uh-oh."
Swackhammer walked towards Jimmy, taking a deep puff from his cigar and blew smoke as he said, "So, what did you have in mind?"
Jimmy kept steady eye contact with Swackhammer as he said with a smirk, "How about we raise the stakes a little bit?"
Swackhammer inhaled more of his cigar, then blew out more smoke as he said, "Interesting …"
"If we win this game, you gotta give the NBA players their talent back," Jimmy bravely stated.
"Fair, but what if we win?" Swackhammer said while rubbing his hands eagerly.
Jimmy crossed his arms as he thought about his end of the bargain, then he finally made his decision as he looked at Swackhammer and said, "If you win … then, you get me."
The Tune Squad gasped in shock as Sailor Moon looked at Jimmy in surprise, saying, "Wait, Jimmy, don't do this!"
"Hey, that's a good deal, Swackhammer!" Eudial said as the other girls looked on with devious smiles.
Bugs whispered to Jimmy, "Hey, doc, you think that's a good ide—", until Jimmy gently cut him off by covering his mouth.
As Swackhammer inhaled his cigar and blew more smoke, he envisioned the future of Moron Mountain with Jimmy Butler serving as its new star attraction. As signs for Jimmy Butler popped up next to Swackhammer, Swackhammer said, "I can see it now … you'll be our star attraction …"
Another segment showed an animated version of Jimmy signing countless autographs as Swackhammer added, "You'll sign autographs all day long …"
Suddenly, Jimmy found himself holding onto a basketball, then found himself being thrown into a nearby hoop and landed on the floor as he saw a random citizen from Moron Mountain run up to him, stealing the ball as he ran up to the hoop to make a 2-point hoop while Swackhammer said, "… and play one-on-one with the paying customers …"
After that, Jimmy just looked around, downtrodden, until he noticed a rabid basketball chasing him around until he found himself in Swackhammer's hands, then the Moron Mountain owner crushed him into the dust as he added darkly, "… and you'll always lose!"
Although the prospects for the unsettling future on Moron Mountain seemed depressing for Jimmy, the basketball star still kept his cool as Swackhammer asked, "So, what do you say, superstar? Do we have a deal?"
Jimmy looked at his teammates, then he looked at Bugs and Sailor Moon. Finally, he decided to take Swackhammer up on his offer as he straightened himself up and held out his hand as he said, "Deal."
Swackhammer proceeded to take his hand and squeezed it really hard, nearly crushing it, but Jimmy showed no pain as the two men let go. As both parties went back to their respective teams, Bugs and Sailor Moon glared at Swackhammer, then they ran back to Jimmy as Sailor Moon said in a concerned tone, "Jimmy, are you crazy? Don't you know what Swackhammer's gonna do to you if we end up losing this game?"
"You know, Sailor Moon's got a good point," Bugs said. "I don't think you should've done that, doc."
However, Jimmy gave them a confident tone as he said in a reassuring tone, "Don't worry about a thing, you two. Besides, I have faith in my team …"
Back with the Witches 5, as Swackhammer looked back at Jimmy and the Tune Squad, he turned back to the witches as Eudial asked, "So, Swackhammer, what did you have in mind?"
After thinking about the prospects of having the Looney Tunes, Sailor Guardians and Jimmy Butler serve as his new star attractions, Swackhammer just said in a dark tone, "CRUSH 'EM!"
Uh-oh! It looks like things are really getting intense for this Ultimate Game! After the Tune Squad managed to make an impressive comeback over the Witches 5, it seems that Swackhammer is going to raise the stakes by requesting Jimmy Butler to sacrifice himself if the Tune Squad ends up losing to the Witches 5. However, if the Tune Squad manages to defeat the Witches 5, the girls will have to give back their talent to the NBA players they stole them from.
However, knowing Swackhammer and his history of overcompetitiveness, he is going to pull out all the stops to ensure that he finally gets a victory over the Tune Squad, especially with previous memories of the Monstars' loss to the original Tune Squad still leave a stinging mark. By allowing the Witches 5 to go all in against the Tune Squad, it looks like things will be looking up in their favor, but when it comes to the spirit of the Looney Tunes, they never back down from a challenge.
What will happen to the Tune Squad in the final quarter? Will they manage to keep the same level of energy in order to get a sweet victory over the Witches 5? Will the Witches 5 overpower the Tune Squad with their classic levels of destruction? Well, as always, "Stay Tooned" for the next chapter to find out, folks!
