KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 21: The Ultimate Game Part 3: Witches' Payback
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 21: "The Ultimate Game Part 3: Witches' Payback"

KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam!
Chapter 21: "The Ultimate Game Part 3: Witches' Payback"

A/N: Another day, another new chapter of Sailor Space Jam, ladies and gentlemen! Welcome back to the Ultimate Game between the Tune Squad and the Witches 5, the biggest basketball game in modern Looney Tunes history! Anyway, in the previous chapter, the Tune Squad managed to get things back together and overtake the Witches 5's massive lead over them, to the point that they were three points ahead of the girls by the end of the third quarter. However, Swackhammer's competitive nature causes him to influence the girls to crush the players of the Tune Squad by any means necessary, even if it meant that some of the players would receive severe injuries …

Chapter Synopsis: After three quarters of some of the most-energetic basketball played in Looney Tune Land since 1996, the Tune Squad has finally gotten things together and have managed to overtake the Witches 5's massive lead, giving them a three-point lead over the girls by the end of the third quarter. However, while things are starting to look up for the Tune Squad, Swackhammer is annoyed by the sudden change in the Witches 5's performance, but he decides that he wants to get Jimmy Butler for Moron Mountain! However, Jimmy overhears his plans and decides to raise the stakes by offering himself to Swackhammer if the Tune Squad loses the game, but the Witches 5 have to return the stolen talent from the NBA players if the Tune Squad wins the game. Once Swackhammer becomes overwhelmed with the possibility of reviving interest in his Moron Mountain amusement park with so many star attractions, he orders the Witches 5 to crush their opponents by any means necessary …

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Looney Tunes or Sailor Moon characters who appear in this story as they appear under the ownership of their respective companies, Warner Bros. Animation and Toei Animation. Also, the story will be set in the year of 2016, 20 years after the release of the original Space Jam.

Dedication: A tip of the hat to NBA legend and the basketball GOAT Michael Jordan; Bugs Bunny as his Jordan Brand alter-ego, Hare Jordan; and the 20th anniversary of the Warner Bros. sports-comedy classic, Space Jam.

KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chapter 21: The Ultimate Game Part 3: Witches' Payback

Date: Tuesday, November 15, 2016 – Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens – Looney Tune Land, Animation Multiverse

Moments before the fourth was set to start, the Witches 5 got into their positions to put their latest plan to action. Heeding to Swackhammer's request to crush their opponents, the girls decided to utilize all of their powers and attacks to put them one step ahead of the Tune Squad, even if it involved some of the players getting injured in the process. Even though they were conflicted about going this far in regards to a basketball game, they knew they had to pull through in order to defeat the Sailor Guardians on the Tune Squad.

Anyway, when Marvin blew his whistle to signal the start of the final quarter of the game, the Witches 5 proceeded to put their plan into action as they saw Wile E. Coyote dribbling down the court with so much energy until he saw the Witches 5 run straight into him, leaving him disembodied as his head said, "Ouch!"

When Sailor Mercury saw what had happened to Wile E., she tried to get out of harm's way until she found herself being slammed by Cyprine and Ptilol, leaving her out of breath. While Nawt picked up the ball from Wile E. and made his way down the court, he found himself being tripped up by Tellu, causing him to slam into the hoop at the other end of the court. Meanwhile, Jimmy tried to find his way around Eudial and Viluy, but the former instantly slapped him in the face, causing him to lose the ball.

Within the first few minutes of the fourth quarter, the rest of the Tune Squad found themselves getting beaten up, bruised or injured by the Witches 5: Sailor Mars got body-slammed by Mimete, Pound was punched in the face by Viluy, Sylvester was kicked in the stomach by Tellu, Foghorn was turned into a Thanksgiving turkey by Eudial's Fire Buster, and Tellu used Sailor Mini-Moon as a golf ball while using Blanko as a golf club, then she proceeded to hit Sailor Mini-Moon all the way over to the Tune Squad's bench, leaving the other Tune Squad players in shock.

This set the trend for the next few minutes of the fourth quarter as the Witches 5 continued to use the same strategy on the Tune Squad as the Tune Squad continued rotating players to step in for the injured players on the team. However, when Daffy was on the court, he was trying to call for the ball until he turned to see Tellu turn into a super-powered Daimon, slamming him into the ground with her hands. However, much to her surprise, Daffy was revealed to be only slightly unscathed as he said to Tellu in a daze, "But, Mommy, I don't want to go to school today!"

After Eudial used her strength to knock down Sailor Moon and Sailor Uranus simultaneously, Daffy was hugged up on Tellu, continuing his dazed rambling as he said, "I want to stay home and bake cookies with you …"

As Tellu tried her best to pull Daffy off of her body, she managed to do so with ease, but her uniform was left a bit disheveled because of the duck's antics. Meanwhile, Eudial leaned towards the hoop, aiming her flamethrower at Sailor Neptune as she laughed evilly and said, "Oh, this is gonna be fun …"

Just as Sailor Neptune was calling for the ball, Eudial powered up her flamethrower to blast a huge fireball at her, but Bupkus realized what was about to happen and shouted while holding a hand out, "SAILOR NEPTUNE, HEADS UP!"

Sailor Neptune turned to see Eudial blast a huge fireball out of her flamethrower, which was close to hitting her until Bugs pushed her out of harm's way and ended up getting hit by the fireball meant for her. As Sailor Neptune tumbled across the floor of the court, she rubbed her head as she said, "Huh? What just happened?"

"Sailor Neptune!" Sailor Moon said as she, Bupkus and the rest of the Sailor Guardians walked over to Sailor Neptune, then she knelt down and helped her up as she asked, "Are you okay?"

Sailor Neptune rubbed her head as she said, "Yeah, I think so. What was going on?"

Sailor Uranus walked up to her and hugged her tightly as she said, "You almost got killed by Eudial's fireball, but you came out unscathed!"

"Wow, I can't believe I was unaware of her devious scheme," Sailor Neptune said as she gave a sigh. "To think, us Sailor Guardians are supposed to be so perceptive."

"Well, you don't have to worry about a thing now," Bupkus said as he kissed her forehead. "You're safe now and that's all that matters … except …"

However, Sailor Neptune quickly looked at Bupkus and the other Sailor Guardians, then she said in a concerned tone, "Wait a minute! If you guys are all here, who was the one that pushed me away from that fireball?"

The Sailor Guardians and Bupkus all looked over to where Eudial had thrown the fireball at Sailor Neptune and saw her walking away from the scene while sporting a devious smile, revealing Bugs' body limp and laying on the floor. The Tune Squad and the audience all gasped in shock as Sailor Neptune covered her mouth and said quietly, "Oh, my … Bugs! Bugs!"

Both Sailor Moon and Sailor Neptune ran over to his aid while Lola cried out, "Oh, no, Bugs! Not again!"

Lola met up with Sailor Moon and Sailor Neptune as the three girls gathered around Bugs, checking for a heartbeat. However, it took a while to hear any semblance of a heartbeat, which incited concern among the Tune Squad, who started thinking that Bugs was dead. Luckily, Bugs woke up and straightened himself up, rubbing his head and said, "Wow, what a bump …"

"Bugs! Thank goodness!" Sailor Neptune said as she wrapped her arms around Bugs, hugging him tightly as she asked, "Are you okay?"

"Who, me? Oh, yeah, I'm fine," Bugs said as he shook the soot off of his head. "Are you okay?"

Sailor Neptune gave a sigh of relief as she said, "Oh, Bugs, thank you."

"Aw, it was nothin'," Bugs said with a smile.

Sailor Neptune gently held up Bugs' head by his chin as she said, "You know, aside from all those times Sailor Uranus has helped me in the past, that was the nicest thing anyone has ever done for me …"

Sailor Neptune proceeded to plant a big kiss on Bugs, leaving the rabbit with his face blushing red, as well as a dumbstruck look on his face. Lola helped Bugs up from the floor as she said while playfully punching his shoulder, "Real smooth of you, Bugs."

Bugs snapped out of his stupor and turned back into his normal self as he shrugged his shoulders and said, "Eh, what can I say, Lola? I try. Besides, you know I would've done the same for you."

Lola giggled in response as Bugs planted a kiss on her cheek, leaving the tan bunny blushing with a smile. Jimmy knew that things were getting a bit too extreme, so he decided to call a time-out to find a fifth player. However, most of his teammates were covered in bruises, cuts, broken bones and other injuries: Wile E. was covered in casts on three of his limbs; Sylvester had a big cast around his body, though his head was sitting in his lap somehow; Yakko was covered in fire; Foghorn was still stuck as a Thanksgiving turkey while being hooked up to an I.V.; Blanko and Bang both had bruises on their bodies; and Nawt was knocked out cold, but he was eventually revived by Berthier using a defibrillator, though he was left with an electric sign on his chest that said "Eat at Joe's".

However, the most-saddening of the injuries was shown by Sailor Mini-Moon being hooked up to an ACME-brand iron lung in order to keep her breathing. As Jimmy investigated the current lineup of players, he paced back and forth, giving a light nod as he said, "Alright … I see that we need a fifth player."

Daffy hopped up from the bench and said, "Hey, coach? Listen, you got anymore of that Secret Stuff? I think it's starting to wear off."

Jimmy raised an eyebrow in confusion as he said, "What are you talking about, Daffy? That stuff didn't wear off; it's just water. Besides, you guys had the Secret Stuff inside you all along!"

Daffy gave a look of contemplation, then he just shrugged as he said, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, I knew about that, but listen … ya got anymore?"

Jimmy could only roll his eyes once his teammates started asking the same question. He looked down at Jasmine, who was praying for an opportunity to step up for the Tune Squad, whispering to herself, "Please pick me … please pick me … please pick me …"

Jimmy sighed in response as he said, "Jasmine … you're in at center. Just guard Eudial and don't get yourself hurt, okay?"

Jasmine quickly jumped up and started to switch into her Tune Squad uniform as she said excitedly and with a bit of anger, "Guard her? Oh, I'll smother that girl! I'll be all over her like a cheap suit! I'll be on her like a mosquito on skin! I'm tellin' you, Jimmy, she's gonna go down!"

Once both teams got back into the game, Marvin passed the ball to Lola, then she passed the ball to Jimmy, who proceeded to dribble the ball down the court. However, the Witches 5 ran over to him and tried to steal the ball from him, even swiping at his head for good measure. However, Jimmy suddenly heard Jasmine call from the other end of the court, "Jimmy, over here! Pass me the ball! I'm open! I'm open!"

Just as the Witches 5 turned their attention towards Jasmine, Jimmy managed to pass the ball to her, then she caught it with a laugh. However, she didn't expect to see Viluy jumping up, ready to crush her! Just as Viluy landed on her, Tellu followed through by landing on Viluy, then Mimete jumped on the both of them and, finally, Eudial landed on all of them! However, the force of her body crushed her teammates, which caused the basketball to pop out and land in the basket, scoring three points for the Tune Squad!

As Jimmy gave a victory cry, the audience started to cheer for the amazing three-point play, even one of the Nerdluck slaves in Swackhammer's exclusive booth … that is, until Swackhammer squished him with his hand. However, as Eudial, Mimete, Tellu and Viluy all got up off of Jasmine, she was revealed to still be in one piece, but was flattened like a pancake!

As Bugs, Lola and Sailor Moon reared back in shock, Spike the Bulldog and Chester the Terrier suddenly arrived in the arena, dressed as medical personnel, as Chester said excitedly, "Come on, Spike! Let's go ahead and get her outta here!"

Once Spike and Chester stopped near Jasmine, Chester clenched her nose and placed the hose into her mouth as Spike pumped her up until she was filled with enough air. Once enough air was pumped into her body, Spike pulled the hose out of her mouth and she proceeded to blow all over the stadium, leaving a fresh mint scent all around the audience. Finally, once she stopped flying around, she landed on the medical bed as Spike and Chester left the stadium to nurse her back to health.

Jimmy was surprised and confused when he saw what had happened to Jasmine, then he turned to Bugs and Daffy, and asked them while raising an eyebrow, "How did she do that?

Bugs just shrugged his shoulders as he said, "Aw, anybody can do that, doc … even you! Check this out …"

To demonstrate his point, Bugs grabbed Daffy by his neck and stretched it to the highest possible limit, then Daffy gurgled in a strangled voice, "Watch what? See, no sweat! After all, this is Looney Tune Land!"

As Bugs pulled Daffy's neck back to his body, leaving the duck to return to the bench in annoyance, Jimmy turned to the scoreboard and saw that the Tune Squad needed to score at least two more points to win the game … that is, with only ten seconds left on the clock.

Tune Squad: 94
Witches 5: 95

Jimmy then turned back to Bugs and sarcastically stated, "Ten seconds ago? Thanks for the advice … doc."

Marvin then walked up to Jimmy and Bugs, then he said, "Well, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, Sir Buckets, but if your team is unable to find a fifth player, then you and your team will have to forfeit the game."

Jimmy raised his eyebrow in surprise as he echoed, "Forfeit?"

Marvin nodded sadly as he said, "Precisely, Sir Altitude."

Jimmy rolled his eyes in response as he said to Marvin in a confident and reassuring tone, "Don't worry, Marvin, I'm sure we'll find someone."

Suddenly, as if someone had heard Jimmy's prayer and decided to step up for the challenge, someone called out, "Hey, yo, Looney Tune Land! I hope y'all realize that the Westside of Atlanta is in the house tonight, bay-bay!"

The Tune Squad and Jimmy turned their attention to see that it was none other than DC Young Fly, who managed to make his way down to Looney Tune Land, leaving the players and cheerleaders in complete surprise as the audience cheered wildly for the presence of one of the breakout stars of Wild 'N Out! Even Swackhammer was left dumbfounded as he jumped up from his seat and said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa! I didn't know Nick Cannon was in this fanfiction!"

DC Young Fly, who was wearing his own stylized Tune Squad uniform, and called out with a sly grin, "Hey! You think a brother could be of some assistance?"

Jimmy gave a smile to Bugs, Lola and Sailor Moon as he said, "Now, that's our fifth player!"

As DC ran up to the Tune Squad, Bugs, Lola and Sailor Moon exchanged looks of excitement as DC walked up to Jimmy and exchanged high-fives while Jimmy said, "Well, what do you know, DC? Now, you get to finally live out your dream!"

As the team got into a huddle, Jimmy proceeded to give DC the lay down, saying, "Alright, DC, so we need to score two more points in order to defeat the Witches 5, so we—"

However, DC interrupted Jimmy by laying down his own game plan, saying, "Alright, here's how I see it: Sailor Girl, you get the ball and dish it out to the girl bunny, down in the post. Alright, then you dish it out back to the guy bunny. You swing it around to J.B. over here, then you go to the hole and dominate!"

Jimmy looked at DC in amazement, then he just laughed it off as he said, "Well, DC, that sounds like a good plan, but there's one problem here: we're playing defense!"

The Tune Squad just sighed in response as DC gave a small laugh and smiled, saying, "Whoa-ho-ho, my bad, J.B., but I don't play defense. Alright, you guys are gonna have to listen to J.B. on this one."

Jimmy then cleared his throat as he said, "Alright, someone's gotta steal the ball, give it to me, and I'll score before the time runs out."

DC Young Fly then nodded with satisfaction as he said with a smirk, "A'ight, I like that! Listen, don't lose that confidence! Alright, paws and hands in here! Let's go, Tune Squad! Whoo!"

After the Tune Squad broke out of their huddle, they all walked back out onto the court and got into their positions as they began to play the final 10 seconds of the Ultimate Game.

Well, I guess I had some extra time on my hands for this one today because Chapter 21 of Sailor Space Jam! is completed! It's hard to believe that it's getting close to the end of the Ultimate Game, but don't worry: I have plans to write out a final battle that involves the Monstars and the Sailor Guardians teaming up to battle Swackhammer as he uses a last-resort plan to revive his Moron Mountain amusement park, but you have to wait until the next chapter to find out what it is.

Also, I had finally settled on letting DC Young Fly play the role of the Tune Squad's secret weapon for the last 10 seconds of the Ultimate Game. It was honestly tricky to picture what he would say if he found himself in a situation like this—hard for me to believe, based on what I have seen from him on Wild 'N Out and his podcast, The 85 South Comedy Show—so I will leave that to the imagination of the reader. It is honestly so hard to have to tone down the attitude and dialogue of someone who I am a fan of for a fanfic like this, but I hope that it is a proper representation of his style.

Anyway, will the Tune Squad manage to pull through and win the Ultimate Game? Will the Witches 5 pull an upset over the Tune Squad, giving them their first loss in 20 years? What plan does Swackhammer have in store once the Witches 5 lose to the Tune Squad? Well, as always, "Stay Tooned" for the next chapter (and the final part of the Ultimate Game) to find out, folks!