KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 22: The Ultimate Game Finale: Victorious!
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chp. 22: "The Ultimate Game Finale: Victorious!"
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam!
Chapter 22: "The Ultimate Game Finale: Victorious!"
A/N: Welcome back to the world of Sailor Space Jam, ladies and gentlemen! Continuing from where the previous chapter left off, DC Young Fly has arrived in Looney Tune Land to give Jimmy Butler and the Tune Squad the extra help they need to defeat the Witches 5 and win the Ultimate Game! However, with only 10 seconds left on the clock, it seems like an impossible task, but Jimmy knows how to use Toon Physics to his advantage for an epic closing shot! Even though it seems like a sweet victory for the Tune Squad, Swackhammer has other ideas in mind …
Chapter Synopsis: Just when it seemed like all hope was lost for Jimmy Butler and the Tune Squad, DC Young Fly steps in as the Tune Squad's much-needed fifth player / secret weapon for the last 10 seconds of the Ultimate Game! While DC gels into his new role as a member of the Tune Squad, the players put their skills and wits together to help Jimmy Butler make the classic game-winning shot, but the Witches 5 are trying their hardest to stop him from winning the game for the Tune Squad! However, once Jimmy manages to make the most-important dunk of his career, Swackhammer decides to switch up on his word and comes up with a hostage plan to capture the Looney Tunes anyway, even getting Sailor Mini-Moon and Sailor Saturn for good measure!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Looney Tunes or Sailor Moon characters who appear in this story as they appear under the ownership of their respective companies, Warner Bros. Animation and Toei Animation. Also, the story will be set in the year of 2016, 20 years after the release of the original Space Jam.
Dedication: A tip of the hat to NBA legend and the basketball GOAT Michael Jordan; Bugs Bunny as his Jordan Brand alter-ego, Hare Jordan; and the 20th anniversary of the Warner Bros. sports-comedy classic, Space Jam.
KidsWBYungsta Presents Looney Tunes & Sailor Moon: Sailor Space Jam! – Chapter 22: The Ultimate Game Finale: Victorious!
Date: Tuesday, November 15, 2016 – Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens – Looney Tune Land, Animation Multiverse
After the Tune Squad had come up with a plan for their last play for the Ultimate Game, they all got into their positions just before the last 10 seconds began winding down. While the players were getting into their position, DC got to his position, looking around the Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens in amazement as he said to himself, "This is why I was born. I'm always up for a challenge, ready to take one for my squad …"
Sailor Moon then ran up to DC, pulling on his jersey as she said, "Hey, excuse me, uh, sorry!"
DC turned to look at Sailor Moon, straightening up his jersey as he said, "Whoa, hold up, shawty, easy on the jersey, Sailor Moon."
Sailor Moon cleared her throat a bit as she said, "Sorry about that. Pardon me, uh, Mr. DC Young Fly, something's been really bugging me. Just how did you get here anyway?"
As Sailor Moon glanced at the Wild 'N Out star, hoping to get a straight answer, DC just shrugged as he said, "Well, the producer's a friend of mine, then I just had an old friend of mine drop me off."
Just as DC was saying this, Eudial was looking over his shoulder, listening to the conversation between DC and Sailor Moon, then she shook her head in disgust as she walked to the other side to get into her position.
Sailor Moon could only look at DC as she said, "Uh-huh. Oh, so that's how it goes."
DC turned his attention to Eudial, who was busy making some mocking faces at Lola, then he turned back to Sailor Moon with a clever smirk as he said, "Hey, do you see that mystical red-haired girl over there?"
Sailor Moon nodded her head as DC walked over to her and whispered into her ear, telling her about his marvelous idea. As DC was whispering his plan, Sailor Moon nodded in approval as a devious grin spread across her face, saying, "Yeah, uh-huh. Oh, yeah! Ooh, I can definitely do that! Ooh, that sounds so good! Yes!"
DC walked to his position as he said to Sailor Moon with a smile, "Alright, let's do this! You da girl!"
While this was happening, Tellu strutted her way back to the court, receiving the ball from Marvin as the martian said to her, "Alright, now let's all play fair. Here …", before he was cut off abruptly by Tellu elbowing him away.
As Tellu prepared to pass the ball to Eudial, DC decided to taunt her by saying, "C'mon, witches! Yo, don't start choking now! C'mon, c'mon!"
Sailor Moon proceeded to put on a football helmet as she said with a devious smirk, completely energized and ready to put DC's plan to action, "Alright, it looks like it's gut-check time!"
Once Tellu passed the ball to Eudial, Sailor Moon ran out onto the court, charging straight at Eudial right into her gut, causing her to let go of the ball. While Tellu and Viluy just looked on in shock, DC took the opportunity to take the ball as he said, "Well, what do you know? This must be mine!"
DC proceeded to dribble the ball down the court, motioning for Jimmy to get open for a fastbreak pass. DC then shouted at Mimete, "Yo, I'm goin' left! I'm goin' left! Psyche! Hey, here's a lesson for you, sister: don't ever trust an earthling!"
While DC was saying this, he managed to pull off a fast pass to Jimmy, who managed to dribble the ball while being defended by Cyprine and Tellu. While the two witches managed to keep Jimmy in their sights, Jimmy then passed the ball to Lola, who made her way near the hoop until she found herself being surrounded by Mimete and Viluy.
"Get the rabbit!" Mimete shouted as she ran next to Lola.
"Get the girl!" Viluy said with a growl.
Suddenly, Sailor Moon ran up to the other side from Lola, waving her arms as she shouted from afar, "Hey, Lola, over here! I'm open!"
Just as Lola passed the ball to Sailor Moon, the Guardian of the Moon ended up getting backhanded by Tellu, who had her hands open as she said while sporting an evil smile, "It looks like that ball is mine!"
However, just as she was going to catch the ball, Bugs caught it with his ears at the nick of time as he passed it to DC while saying with a smirk, "Sorry, sister, not today!"
DC caught the ball and Mimete smirked playfully as she made her way towards the rapper-comedian while saying, "Hey, bring it on, sweetie!"
However, DC held out his leg and tripped the second-in-command of the Witches 5, laughing mockingly as he passed the ball to Jimmy. Once Jimmy caught the ball, he was dribbling down the court with so much intensity until he saw Eudial charging at him, giving a devious smile as she said, "Oh, you're so mine!"
Before Eudial could grab the basketball star, she ended up tripping over herself as Jimmy stepped on her head and jumped right off of her butt, allowing him to go up for the ultimate slam dunk of his basketball career! While Jimmy was in the air, DC shouted that he was open, but Jimmy already had his mind set on making the winning dunk for the Tune Squad.
Just as Jimmy was getting closer and closer to the hoop, Viluy and Tellu took note of this and decided to jump up and grab onto his legs and waist, keeping him from getting closer to the hoop! Despite the discomfort of having two of the Witches 5 slowing him down, Jimmy remembered that conversation he had with Bugs and Daffy about the use of Toon Physics, so he proceeded to stretch his arms out to its most-illogical extreme in order to dunk the ball into the hoop.
Once Tellu and Viluy noticed what was about to happen, they ramped up their efforts to slow the NBA star down even more, but it was all for naught as Jimmy managed to dunk the ball with ease as the buzzer sounded, confirming the fact that the Tune Squad managed to win the Ultimate Game over the Witches 5! Jimmy held onto the hoop as he heard the stadium, the players, the cheerleaders and the announcers erupting with loud applause!
"That's all, folks! After an impressive 3-point dunk by Jimmy Butler, the Tune Squad wins the Ultimate Game over the Witches 5!" Hubie announced in excitement.
Many of the Looney Tunes in the audience erupted with loud cheers and applause while the Witches 5 just stood there, sighing in disappointment. However, Swackhammer was really dumbfounded as he reacted in surprise to the actual final score of the game!
Tune Squad: 97
Witches 5: 95
The entire Tune Squad team, players and cheerleaders alike, and even some of the audience from the stands and bleachers ran out to the court to congratulate Jimmy on his game-winning 3-point dunk against the Witches 5 as Hubie and Bertie both shouted in excitement, "THE TUNES WIN!"
The Tune Squad was jumping around with so much unadulterated joy after winning the Ultimate Game against the Witches 5, exchanging high-fives, hugs and kisses among themselves while Jimmy and DC walked away from their teammates for a moment, with Jimmy smiling as he said to DC, "Wow, DC, that was a nice pass."
"Thanks, JB, that was an awesome stretch to the basket," DC said with a smile while panting a bit. "Whoo! You really stepped up for the Tune Squad right there!"
"Thanks, DC … you know, you really have some skills yourself," Jimmy said with a smile, patting DC on his shoulder. "I think that you would make for a great addition to the NBA."
DC thought about the opportunity of playing in the NBA with some of the world's most-talented basketball players, but he could only sigh in response as he said to Jimmy, "Thanks, JB, I'll probably quote you on that one, but I think it would be best if I take this time to retire from the game of basketball …"
Jimmy tried to get DC to change his mind as he said, "Oh, come on, man …"
"Nah, I'm gonna retire right now and that's all there is to it," DC said with a smile as he shook his head. "That's all it is: I'm gonna go out on top, undefeated and untied … that's the way it is and that's the way it's gonna be. You go on ahead and celebrate with your teammates, man; after all, you deserve it."
"No, come and help us, man," Jimmy said in a reassuring tone. "Come celebrate with us, man."
"You know, I would like to, but I gotta get with my OG's for our live show for our podcast," DC said, then he smiled as he added, "Plus, I gotta check up on the fam. You know how it is …"
Jimmy and DC then shared a laugh as they exchanged a high-five and hugged each other, then DC made his way out of the Warner Bros. Rectangular Gardens while Jimmy said, "Alright, I feel ya. See ya, DC!"
"Alright, JB, I'll be seein' ya around," DC said from afar.
Jimmy thought about what DC had said, then he turned back to him as he asked, "Hey, DC, are you sure?"
"Oh, yeah, I'm definitely sure!" DC said, turning back to Jimmy. "Definitely sure!"
Meanwhile, Swackhammer was busy barking at the Witches 5 and Kaolinite, shouting at them, "Bah! I just can't believe it! You girls were playing so strong in the first-half, but then you blew it all away! I can't believe I let Professor Tomoe talk me into recruiting you girls for this basketball game! You all are a bunch of losers!"
"But, Swackh—" Kaolinite began to say.
"A bunch of choke artists!" Swackhammer yelled, clenching his fists.
"Swackhammer, if you—" Eudial began to say before being interrupted by Swackhammer.
"You know what? You girls can forget your whole comeback thing!" Swackhammer said as he pulled out a remote control. "Besides, I've got bigger fish to fry!"
The Witches 5 and Kaolinite all gasped in shock as Tellu said, "Uh, Swackhammer … what are you doing?"
"Listen, I'm not leaving this Looney Tunes world empty-handed, am I?" Swackhammer said while sporting a devious smile.
"But, Swackhammer, we lost the game!" Mimete said.
"I don't care!" Swackhammer shouted, then his face switched from anger to an evil sneer as he added, "I have all the money in the world, and there's nothing wrong with bending the rules a bit! Okay, SwackBots, grab these Tunes and Guardians!"
By Swackhammer's command, his new robots, the SwackBots, proceeded to chase after the Tune Squad and even some of the Looney Tunes present in the audience, though some audience members managed to run to safety. While Speedy Gonzales and the Road Runner tried their best to keep away from the SwackBots, the robots themselves were too fast and too powerful for them as the Road Runner got caught in a powerful net and Speedy got caught in a bag, leaving him to say, "What the—hey! What do you think you're doing, you loco robot?!"
Yakko, Wakko and Dot tried to keep away from their clutches, but they were eventually caught by one of the SwackBots. Meanwhile, Sylvester, Porky, Foghorn, Yosemite Sam, Elmer and Daffy were all stuffed in a bag by another of the SwackBots. The rest of the Tune Squad, including Bugs, Lola, Taz, Pepé, Babs, Buster and Wile E., were all surrounded by the rest of the SwackBots.
Swackhammer laughed evilly while rubbing his hands greedily, leaving the Monstars and Sailor Guardians in shock as Pound said, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, Swackhammer! What do you think you're doing?! Why are you trying to take the Looney Tunes?"
"Oh, Pound, you are so naïve," Swackhammer said with a cruel laugh. "Did you really believe I was going to hold my word after the Witches 5 lost the game? Oh, I only wanted another challenge, so I could capture the Looney Tunes easily!"
The Looney Tunes all gasped in shock at Swackhammer's revelation, just as the Moron Mountain owner pulled out another remote, which brought his classic rocket into the stadium. While the SwackBots proceeded to throw the Looney Tunes into the spaceship, he took a look at the Sailor Guardians and said, "Alright, SwackBots, go ahead and grab those Sailor Guardians as well!"
The SwackBots all nodded as they rushed up to take the Sailor Guardians, but the girls managed to be too crafty for them. However, the SwackBots did manage to capture Sailor Moon and Sailor Uranus, leaving the rest of the Guardians and the Monstars in shock as Sailor Neptune cried out, "Sailor Uranus!"
Sailor Uranus held out her hand as she called out, "Sailor Neptune!"
Upon seeing the SwackBots taking their two friends hostage, Sailor Mini-Moon and Sailor Saturn decided to rescue Sailor Moon and Sailor Uranus by trying to use their own attacks against the SwackBots. However, Swackhammer quickly caught up with them as he said while sporting a devious smirk, "Well, I could use some entertainers for the kids who visit the park! You girls would be the perfect ones alongside those Warners and those screwy rabbits!"
Sailor Mini-Moon and Sailor Saturn gasped in shock as they tried to escape Swackhammer's grasp, but it was all for naught as Swackhammer eventually threw them into the same bag as Sailor Moon and Sailor Uranus. Sailor Mars was enraged as she tried to charge at Swackhammer to beat him up, but she was being held back by the Monstars and some of the other Guardians, causing her to cry out, "Let me go! I can't let that big green brute take our friends like this!"
"Sailor Mars, don't do it!" Nawt pleaded. "If you try to go after them, Swackhammer's gonna try to kill you!"
"I don't care, Nawt!" Sailor Mars said as she broke away from her friends' combined grasp. "That's just a risk I'm willing to take!"
Just as she was about to put her plan into action, Sailor Mars found herself being electrocuted by some of the SwackBots, causing her to go down on the ground in pain as Swackhammer walked up to her and laughed evilly, saying, "Oh, you pathetic Guardians! Can't you accept reality for one minute? You girls finally lost! We have your precious Looney Tunes, we have some of your fellow Guardians, and we even got your precious leader!"
As Swackhammer walked up to his spaceship, with the SwackBots following him with their captors, he turned to look at the Monstars, Jimmy and the rest of the Sailor Guardians, saying in a threatening tone, "Listen here, if any of you decide to follow me back up to Moron Mountain, you can say goodbye to all of your little friends for good … including Sailor Moon!"
After sending this threat to the rest of the Tune Squad, Swackhammer boarded his spaceship with the SwackBots as the engines started, finally taking off while leaving marks all over the court. Sailor Mars regained consciousness as she saw that the ship was gone, making its way up to Moron Mountain. As she got up from the floor of the court, she tried to fool herself into thinking that Swackhammer did not win, saying in a shaken and sorrowful tone, "No, this can't be … Swackhammer couldn't have done this … he—he didn't just capture the Looney Tunes, Sailor Moon, Sailor Uranus, Sailor Mini-Moon and Sailor Saturn … that's just not possible."
Sailor Venus then walked up to Sailor Mars and asked in a concerned tone, "Sailor Mars, are you okay?"
Sailor Mars tried to keep a tough front, but once she turned to look at Sailor Venus, the façade just came crashing down as she cried into her chest, "Oh, I just can't believe it! I can't believe Swackhammer would do all of this! He literally lied to us and he didn't stick to his word! Now, because of him, we'll never see our friends again! Not the Looney Tunes, not Sailor Uranus, not Sailor Mini-Moon, not Sailor Saturn and especially NOT … Usagi …"
As Sailor Mars continued to break down, Sailor Neptune started tearing up at the possibility of never seeing her girlfriend again, feeling that a world without Sailor Uranus is a world not worth living in. She dropped to her knees on the court as Bupkus walked up to her and asked, "Sailor Neptune, are you okay?"
Sailor Neptune just quietly shook her head as she said, "My girlfriend's gone, Bupkus, taken away by that corrupt amusement park owner …"
"I still can't believe Swackhammer switched up on the deal so fast!" Bupkus said in anger as he palmed his face. "He didn't do this during the last Ultimate Game when it came to Michael Jordan!"
Sailor Neptune then stood up, wiping the tears away from her eye as she turned to Bupkus and said, "You know what, Bupkus? I think it would be best if we all paid a little visit to Swackhammer on Moron Mountain! He can try to disrespect us all he wants, but when he takes away my girlfriend, there will be a piper to pay!"
Bupkus was amazed by Sailor Neptune's determination to rescue her girlfriend, smiling as he punched his fist into his hand while adding, "That's right! It's about time the fellas and I gave that jerk Swackhammer a taste of his own medicine once again!"
While Bupkus and Sailor Neptune started putting their plan together, Jimmy just stood there, looking at his teammates, then he turned away and sighed sadly, walking away from his teammates and the Witches 5 to contemplate his decision. Unbeknownst to him, Sailor Pluto was following him as she heard Jimmy say, "I should've never made that deal with Swackhammer. I wish he would've taken me instead of taking the Looney Tunes and some of the Sailor Guardians. If I had clarified my statement, they would all still be here and his corrupt self would be left crying on Moron Mountain …"
Sailor Pluto walked up to Jimmy and placed a hand on his shoulder as she said in a reassuring tone, "Jimmy, it's not your fault."
Jimmy was surprised to hear Sailor Pluto's voice as he didn't think that anyone was following him. He turned to look at Sailor Pluto as he said, "Sailor Pluto, where did you come from?"
"Don't try to change the subject, Jimmy," Sailor Pluto said. "Listen, you tried to do the right thing for the Tune Squad. You didn't think that Swackhammer would stoop that low to revive his amusement park in outer space …"
Jimmy just sighed sadly as he said, "I know, I know, but I knew how he tried to do my mentor when he offered himself up the last time he made a deal like this …"
"You mean, Michael Jordan?" Sailor Pluto asked, raising an eyebrow.
"Yeah," Jimmy said, then he looked down as he added, "Man, I just wish I could reverse the course of time, so that this mess didn't happen. If Swackhammer didn't decide to lose his mind at the last minute, the Monstars and the Sailor Guardians would still have their friends. Now, look at them: the Monstars lost the closest friends they ever had for a long time and you girls lost not only a few members, but even your leader."
"Jimmy, listen, I understand that you want to change the course of history in regards to this moment, but that won't be good enough," Sailor Pluto said. "If we want to stop Swackhammer, then we'll have to go up there and rescue them ourselves!"
"How are we gonna do that? You heard what Swackhammer was gonna do to this if we try to follow him!" Jimmy said, seemingly surprised by Sailor Pluto's statement.
"Don't worry about that, Jimmy, I'm sure we'll make it out of Moron Mountain safely," Sailor Pluto said in a reassuring tone as she and Jimmy walked back out onto the court. "Besides, it's just like what Sailor Mars said: 'That's a risk I'm willing to take'."
Jimmy gave a small smile at Sailor Pluto, then he turned to the audience and said, "Well, thank goodness she's a Time Lord or lord knows what we would do …"
I was going to complete this chapter yesterday after writing Chapter 21, but I managed to find some time after my first day back in class to finish this one up! Yes, as you all can see, the Tune Squad managed to pull together and win the Ultimate Game against the Witches 5, saving them from eternal slavery on Moron Mountain! At least, it seemed that way until Swackhammer still decided to take the Looney Tunes and some of the Sailor Guardians as hostage, forcing them to become his new star attractions on Moron Mountain whether they want to or not.
While the situation all around has left some of the Monstars and Sailor Guardians broken and confused as to what to do now, Bupkus and Sailor Neptune are hoping to come up with a foolproof plan to rescue their friends from Swackhammer's clutches. Although he might have a few basketball games coming up in the real world, Jimmy is going to join the Monstars and the Guardians on their rescue mission, even if it might involve him playing one more game of intergalactic basketball.
What will happen to the Looney Tunes and the captured Sailor Guardians once they arrive on Moron Mountain? Will Jimmy, the Monstars and the rest of the Guardians be able to rescue their friends from a bleak and depressing future on Moron Mountain? How will the Witches 5 and Kaolinite function into their plans? Well, as always, "Stay Tooned" for the next chapter to find out, folks!