Miyabi's Christmas Trip
Twas the night before Christmas, all throughout Japan. Every pet, every child, every man and woman…
was enjoying the season of festivity and fun. Including a shinobi, who was polishing her gun.
Ryobi sighed sadly, looking out the window. "What gift should I get her, I don't fucking know!
It's been nearly a year since we transferred to here. You'd think after this long, what she likes is quite clear!
Murasaki would want games and sister's beating is free. For Imu I'll get that secret photoshoot of Miyabi.
But the big girl herself, I don't know what to do!" Ryobi's cheeks puffed, her face turning blue.
She griped and she growled, banged her head on the door. Until she grew dizzy and saw straight no more.
"What's wrong?" asked, Ryona; her twin… "What do you think, dolt, all the trouble I'm in!
I don't know what to get for Miyabi this year!" Ryobi said stressed, drying a tear.
"Don't worry dear sis, I've got your back!" Ryona said, lightly smacking her back.
"It'll be from us both."… "Oh no you don't! Get roped into your perverse schemes again? I won't!
You'll probably get her sex toy to screw. Miyabi's got dignity, she's not a pig like you!"
Ryona then blushed but said "Don't be headstrong. It'll be from us both, you just follow along."
"If it's something real sick, I will pull out your hair! On second thought, no. I'll just leave you right there."
Ryona moaned out, "No, please beat me a little! It's not really dirty, but it can be a little.
It depends on the user, it'll be a surprise!" Ryona then smiled as Ryobi rolled her eyes.
The day finally came and the girls gathered 'round, the big Christmas tree in the Hebijo grounds.
One-by-one gifts were passed, with the air full of glee. Miyabi smiled and asked the twins, "What did you get for me?"
A bottle of Ramune did Ryona bring up. "It's a special blend, Meebs. Pop the spout and drink up."
"A bottle of Ramune? Well, I guess this is fine." Though Miyabi was hoping instead for some wine.
Nearly half an hour later, Murasaki then froze, as Miyabi began taking off half her clothes.
"What the hell are you doing!?" Ryobi swore… Meebs said, "There's a big blue bear there! And I wanna be his whore."
Miyabi closed in on a scared Murasaki, saying "Oh great Bebetan, please marry me."
Imu grew cold and fell flat on her face. Murasaki begged Miyabi to give her some space.
"Alright, what did you do!?" Ryobi then cried. grabbing Ryona by the ear, dragging her to the side.
"Oh, nothing special, just added LSD." Ryona then giggled and said, "you'll see."
"Unhand that other Bebetan, you perverse little maid!" Miyabi said to Ryobi, drawing her blade.
"Of all the hell, Meebs! Why am I the rat!?"… Miyabi was silent, and then said "you're flat."
"Hey, hold up Miyabi! Put down that sword! You can't diss a girl on the size of her board!"
Ryona sat silent, curiosity beaming, when Miyabi sent Ryobi running and screaming.
Miyabi swung wildly, making a mess. While Ryobi shrieked, ripping parts of her dress.
Ryobi cried "Please, Meebs! Get off of my ass!"… "Calm down, little maid, I'm just mowing the grass."
Meebs continued to chase her, "Just let me take a peek. There's some green growing right in between your cheeks."
Ryobi then stopped, her enraged eyes lit. She pulled out her rifle saying "Oh, that is it!"
She swung her gun wide, arcing it like a bat. Meebs blasted off far and meowed like a cat.
Miyabi shot through the clouds, 'fore she crashed through the roof, where the Gessen girls' Christmas was very aloof.
Yumi shook her head shamefully, saying "Miyabi, how rude." Shiki said, "I think what you mean is, Oh my how lewd."
Still ripe in her undies, Miyabi leapt on her feet, saying "There's one of you gentlemen I've come to meet!"
She put down her sword, her face still quite red, When she picked up a bottle of eggnog instead.
Pointing it at Minori, she robustly declared. "My balls are missing! Now give me my spares!"
Flapping her arms, Minori said "Tweet tweet." From her mouth to Miyabi's, she gave her a treat.
Miyabi spit it out quick, saying "Heretic Fox! If I wanted your yummies I'd devour your socks! Now bring me a horse roasted high on a spit!" But Yumi folded her arms, she was tired of her shit.
They rolled up Miyabi, binding her in a rug. Meebs said, "Feed me doggy treats next! I'm as cute as a pug!"
She was rolled up like Sushi, with rice, seaweed, and krill. Then they rolled her off the top of a snowy-topped hill.
She rolled and she rolled at such rapid a pace, that she then crashed into the Mikaguras' place.
Wood splintered, glass shattered, dust filled all the air. When it settled Miyabi saw threatening stares.
"A YOMA, AAUGH!" Her eggnog Meebs drew. "No I'm not, idiot!" said a peeved Kafuru.
"The only way to defeat them is to sing them a song. I'm Goku of Naruto and I know I'm not wrong!"
Miyabi pointed at Hanabi, who had just arrived, and said "You, Sexosaur, we're doing it live!"
With a yank of her hand and a dance-like swing, she brought Hanabi up beside her to sing.
With no mic in sight, she turned to her bottle. Drank all the eggnog and went in full throttle.
Meebs sang loud and hard with her "mic" in her cups. But poor Hanabi could barely keep up.
Renka came round, saying "what's going on?"… Kafuru shrugged, "Miyabi's singing a song."
Meebs sang "Through fire and flames we carry on!", but the next word Hanabi said was 'Dokkan!'
An atomic blast sent them all into the sky. Miyabi said 'Weee!' Hanabi cried 'WHY?!'
Renka cried "I should've kept that bitch locked in her pen!" But Kafuru sigh, "Hiroshima again."
Back to Hebijo Meebs flew, through a window of glass, where her head shot straight up poor Ryobi's ass.
"God dammit, Miyabi! I'm no board of darts! Now get your head out or I'm going to fart!"
"But it's comfy in here."… "Fine, Have it your way!" And out shot the gasses that Ryobi sprayed.
The effects suddenly dwindled as Miyabi shot out. She held her head tightly, "What was that all about?"
Ryobi rubbed her bum, exhaustion gathered on her mug. "I'm sorry meebs, I didn't know it was drugged."
Miyabi hugged her friend, but the thing she said then, was "call all the girls and let's do it again!"