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A/N: I got bit by a plot bunny a few nights ago after seeing a photo of a postcard someone received in the mail. A few hours later I had a short Christmas story outlined and the next thing I knew I was knee deep in new words. I hope you'll like it, but I'm kinda nervous since this is something I banged out in a few days without obsessively going over it a bazillion times, lol.
Many thanks to my beta and friend, BPlemons. She's the star at the top of my Christmas tree, and the tinsel on its branches. mWa!
Here's to making it through 2020, and saying hello to new beginnings!
*Christmas Card Casanova*
.*. .Prologue. .*.
I'd never given much thought to how I would spend the holidays— though I'd had plenty of reasons to seek out some random flings over these last few months, thanks to an ugly breakup— but, even if I had known what I was getting myself into, prior to checking the mail that morning, I never could have imagined it would lead to my very own Hallmark Christmas movie, piggybacking off a drunken postcard;
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Hello Inhabitant Of My Former Dwelling,
I'm drunk just a few blocks over, but this is the only address I can remember right now so,
HAPPY HOLIDAYS, ya filthy animal!
Cheers & Beers,
Edward Masen Cullen
P.S. Reach behind the water heater.
You're welcome.
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Through my mailbox, with nothing but a stamp and some impulsively scribbled words... that's how Edward Masen Cullen entered my world.
Surely it was a good way to meet, being blessed by the United States Postal Service. Memorable, even. Looking back, I should've known those next forty-eight hours would forever change me.
A/N: Short and sweet opening. This will be a two shot, minus the prologue- I'll update with the first half tomorrow. Bonus points awarded if the prologue sounded at all familiar to you, *wink*.
**I'd love to read your thoughts, and reviews help me smile.**
What would you do if you were a newly single girl about to spend the holidays single for the first time in a long time?
Would you toss the card into the trash, or let curiosity get the better of you?
Also, whats hiding behind water heater? Dun dun dunnnnnn