HELLO
THE WORLD TURNED UPSIDE DOWN! WE WON! KAMALA HARRIS IS NOW MY HERO!
And we celebrate with Hamiltrash!(I also found a drawing on the interwebs of a clone trooper doing the Naruto run XD)
Chapter 14: Nonnnnnnn-Stop!
The Bad Batch, also known as Clone Force 99's speciality was sucide missions. One could argue that it's just really reckless missions with no prospect of success. Crosshair referred to them 'sucide missions' because everyone got obnoxious enough to drive him to sucide. Especially a certain brother. Now, Crosshair loved all his brothers, but Tech got on his nerves, the little know-it-all nerfherder.
It was the usual sort-of council pre-mission. They all stood around the holo-map, while Hunter(A/N My frikkin fave, tried to draw him...) briefed them on the mission, Commander Cody sometimes appearing by hologram. This time, the 501st's Admiral had got himself captured and was being held hostage at the Citadel on Lola Sayu. It was their job to get him out. Crosshair honestly wasn't surprised that of all the battalions, the 501st's admiral was captured. Cody said that their General was almost tied with Quinlan Vos's for the most craziness.
"There's an entrance here, and here, but the most direct entrance is here."Hunter said, occasionally pointing at a spot on the three-dimensional map. "But it's protected by a kadavra."
"Couldn't we just blow it up?"Wrecker gave his cliche suggestion.
Hunter let out a mini-sigh.
"What even is a kadavra?" Crosshair asked, crossing his arms.
"Well.. a kadavra is a metal structure measuring 3 meters wide, 4 meters tall, and 70 centimeters thick, usually used to block entrances. The front is covered in spikes, sometimes equipped with shocking devices. It was developed by a private Umbaran company especially for the Separatists."Tech finished his dictionary definition monologue.
He could've just said 'Electric spiky metal wall' Crosshair thought. It looked like nobody was irritated. They were used to Tech's nerdiness, but it always irked Crosshair the most. "Why do you always assume you're the smartest in the room?" He muttered, annoyed, but everyone heard him.
Tech looked slightly confused, then said "Because I am."
Hunter looked at Tech, then he looked at Crosshair. Hunter bit back something very sargent-ly that he was going to less, smile more Tech, he thought. But this was going to be fun.
Wrecker was just watching, too.
Crosshair cracked his knuckles, malicious intent projected from his eyes. "Every proclamation guaranteed, free ammunition for your enemies."
Hunter and Wrecker were laughing in the background, at Tech's sort-of cluelessness at what was going to happen to him.
"Are you running out of time?"Crosshair asked, ready to go in for the kill.
Tech realized what was happening, and he booked it out of the briefing room, screaming over his shoulder "YES."
"Tech got himself into a mess" chuckled Wrecker as Crosshair tore after Tech.
"So he needs amendments!"Hunter said back as they both broke out laughing.
To all my fellow Tech fangirls out there, I love ya guys! I do this to Tech because I love him, not because I hate him ;)
