The Multiverse Arc Stream
Alternate Dimension
Theatre
Thoughts
Singing
Chapter 3
Honestly I hate myself. I had a ton o things to do and I failed at writing anything worthwile. I finally managed to crank out something. Anyway I hope you enjoy. I'm going to go scream at the uncaring void and cry over another week of upcoming tests.
DragonTetho: In Tuksons book shop they reference the Third Crusade an event that faunus seem to dislike. So, I thought probably a religious crusade against faunus due to their animal traits.
I have more videos I want to do about Warhammer 40K because I'm more familiar with it, if you have ideas for Warhammer Fantasy, I'm willing to try and do them. Weiss as Louise, yeah that works but I'm going to put it on the back burner for a while. I have an idea for a reaction but I need an author's permission. So, it will have to wait.
Ak-Jaidyn: I see the similarity but its rather abusive relationship, actually there is one episode I would be willing to do which shows Rick better side. I love the series but I don't think it will be entertaining in written form. It will go in the maybe box for now.
X3runner: Wow, I'm rather new to Warhammer and reading this just made me realise how little I actually know. Ah yes, the thing. I am picking up what you are putting down, but could you explain it to the class? I'm sure they would like to know what the thing is... it's definitely not because I don't know.
Binkb: Its inspired by a short about Warhammer 40k. Thanks for the understanding about corona my life is a mess I mean it was already just corona made it five times worse. Anyway, I thought I hinted at such a twist with Raven? I am sure I jumped the gun I should have done one or two more chapter before showing that Raven wasn't an anomaly.
handsomeatlas: Stroking my imaginary beard. Well I watched like one video about him after reading this comment so obviously I'm an expert. What I got from it was a story about the fall of a hero, hmm I don't know enough about Warcraft to make it detailed. Maybe I should emphasise more Jaune traits on to him and base it in Remnant trying to parallel the original events. That's going to be lot of work.
Stratos263: Yeah, they are absolutely terrifying. Like when your mother finds a bunch of failed tests you hid. When she just waits holding them and you have to give her an explanation... Ok that may be just from personal experience.
0akarigan0: I'm happy you enjoyed it but remember what is outside the Theatre.
Kitsuna G: JoJo, I have a confession, I never watched it because it seemed to bizarre for me, pun not intended. So, I don't know how well my reaction would be but I'll try. God of War, I'll have to think about it. Sorry for no definitive answer but both of the suggestions will require a lot of work so it may take some time.
wolfgrey: Beastar okay that's rather dark. That is a rather interesting idea though. I think I need some time before doing it. Of course, we need Adam and the Belladonnas for maximum effect.
cybersamurai: Accelerator and Touma fight I really enjoyed that scene I just have to find the right situation so I can do it.
andres888: Starts balling on the floor. I have so many requests why oh why can't I say NO! I'll think about when I have time to rewatch Evangelion, oh God I feel so old.
Ecchigodsenpai: I ahh fine I like the anime but it will have to wait. I already have a ton of requests and I want to do some of my own.
Inspiration: I'm the Best and Studio C
The man is shocked, but before he can say anything a pale hand grabs his left shoulder. Sto with a shit eating, "Hello their General Ironwood, welcome to my little corner of the multiverse. Names Sto and I will be host." With a whistle an army of gnomes in blue overalls, red pointy hats and with grey beards emerge from under the seats charging towards the rubble. A few surprised screams are heard and "Queen, Queen, Queen, Queen!"
Cutting back to Ironwood jumps out of Stos reach, lifting his arm into a defensive guard. Ozpin turns to his friend "It is alright Ironwood, Sto does not wish to hurt us. I'll explain everything as soon for now just know we are supposed to watch one of my students."
Ozpin finishes with an imperceptible eep as Ironwood gives him a one-armed hug. "It's good to see you again Ozpin." He lets go before continuing "I know the truth Ozpin but that's not important the REDACTED REDACTED." Confusion paints Ironwood face and for one glorious second fear shows itself on Ozpins before he returns to the amiable mask he normally wears.
"Oh, right before I forget. No talking about the future, they will figure out it themselves. I'm also taking Arthur to my mini Azkaban." As the two are about to protest Sto disappears with Arthurs body disappearing along with him. Ironwood looks ready to smash someone into the ground before a piece of paper hits him in the face. He grabs it with his left arm before cursing himself as he waits for the pain that never comes.
"Wait. What?"
His arm is perfectly healed and as he looks at the paper with "Your welcome, Tin Man. Oh and Ozpin save the gnomes from Raven and Miss Goodwitch. Do you know how hard it is to get good footstools? Surprisingly easy but that's not the point." A horde of gnome's scamper around their feet hiding from the twin furies of the MILFS.
30 Minutes of herding cats.
"I'm BACK DID YA MISS ME!" A white heel courtesy from Weiss to the face was the answer. The last gnomes where being thrown into cages as they were being forced into another room of the theatre. "At least they did a good job on the ceiling. Nothing beats slave labour and a promise of a dominatrix to punish people to get them motivated."
Clapping his hands, the screen turned on as the disgruntled viewers got into their seats. Coughing he gets their attention, "It seems that young children do not react to blood and violence well... so to say sorry there will be some snippets of comedy universes! Enjoy!"
An explosion rocked the Vale Kingdom's National Bank! It had been robbed as the robbers: Mercury, Emerald, Cinder, and Neo were escape with bags of money.
Weiss gives a questioning look to Ruby with her stammering back "I bbarelly kn-ow them." Yang just chuckles before noticing the ice-cream midget. "That little mismatched shit. She was on the train!"
"Yang?" Blake and the rest look at her quizzically.
"Don't you remember she working with Roman! They are robbing a bank together!" Ironwood looks at them with hope in his eyes, with the rest of the council giving him looks. While Raven watches her daughter trying to convince her friends "I wonder if they will figure it out. I guess it doesn't really matter they aren't strong enough to change anything."
Weiss buts in "This is a different dimension Yang, there is always a possibility that Rubys friends are the bad guys in this universe and good in a different one." Yang releases a groan and slumps back onto the double decker sofa.
Ironwood does a facepalm while Raven scoffs at them "So close!" and "I wonder maybe Yang... no." both respectively think. Ozpin whispers "Those four have something to do with the problem in the future." Ironwood tries to nod but all he can do is look pleadingly at Ozpin and hope he gets the message. Ozpin nods and takes out his scroll before handing it to Glynda, who nods.
"Ok, where's our getaway driver? You idiots said you hired one!" Cinder said impatiently.
Skidding a stop in front of the bank was Jaune who pulled up in a souped up…go-kart. The kart was similar to a 1970 Plymouth Barracuda due to its front fascia and overall design, its six exhaust pipes (three on each side) and its engine sticking out of its hood that moves. The kart also features flame motifs and bears the Mario Kart trademark name on the tires. Jaune's emblem is located on the sides and rear of the kart as it was coloured yellow with the flames blue. The four scrambled into the car.
A giggle, chuckle and laughter escapes WBY while Ruby and Nora has starry eyes as she watches the go kart. Ren just takes a long blink and Pyrrha tries to find good justification for her crush's choice of vehicle.
The adults in the room look in confusion at Jaunes choice of vehicle. At this moment Sto appears with a comedically large sign saying "This is a COMEDY." Uh and ahs are heard.
"Who the hell are you?" Cinder asked. "Wait…Jaune?!"
"I'm the best!" Jaune said with a wink.
Pyrrha head snaps to the offending whore before calming down with Ren using his semblance on her. Blake tuns to NPR and asks "Is Jaune a good driver?"
Ren is the one who replies as the rest of NPR look at him surprised "Yes, the best I met at least when driving a car."
Nora is the one who questions him further "How do you know that?"
With a simple shrug "Boys night out with team SSSN and let's leave it at that."
"Let's go then!" Cinder screamed.
"But there's four of you!" Jaune said concerned.
"Who the fuck cares?! Just drive!" Cinder screeched back as Emerald was loading her gun.
"The deal was transportation for three people, whose combined weight did not exceed 250 kilos." Jaune said matter of factly.
"Are you calling me fat?!" Cinder screamed.
The more immature of the group start laughing and grins appear on Ironwood and the Branwens. Glynda and Weiss both look a little annoyed at such a joke.
"She has to go!" Jaune said.
To solve the problem, Cinder was shot in the face by both Emerald and Mercury.
Yangs appropriately shouts "Holy fuck." while Nora starts laughing at the sudden death. The teams just gave her looks while Ren just replied "Nora like slapstick and dark humour."
"Sorry, Cinder." Emerald said with a laugh. "But you can walk back to the hideout if you're not arrested."
Mercury took her bag and Jaune backed up on Cinder's legs breaking them.
"Here we go!" Jaune said, lighting up a joint laced with thunder dust before taking off.
Cops were gaining on them all of which ran over Cinder ensuring she died alone and in pain. Emerald pointed out that the cops were gaining on them.
Qrow almost spit his drink and as he started laughing at the misfortune of Cindy eh Sindi... whatever.
"Don't worry, I always come prepared!" Jaune said hitting a button on his go-kart to spew banana peels and bananas.
Weiss questioned "Really? How would-"
The peels hit the windshields to which the police were laughing at the attempt before it covered their vision and littered the road causing several of them to skid out and crash.
Weiss shut her mouth as the teams started to snigger at her.
"Ok, that was kind of cool." Mercury admitted.
"Mercury, if we survive, remind me to tip him." Emerald said as a cop was closing in. "Look out!"
"I got it!" Jaune said, hitting another button as the car was surrounded by red turtle shells.
"Turtles! They're getting shot!" A policewoman said taking aim as her partner tried to stop her.
They hit the shell and their car flipped over Jaune's crashing into a pawn shop. Immediately, another police car shows up, so Jaune presses the golden mushroom button three times to speed up.
Yang says "The more we see of this universe the more I think were missing out on a bunch of references." Ruby nods along to her sister "I wonder if this could make a good racing game? Nah what would I call it even Sonic Cart?"
With each press, Jaune whooped that he was going faster as Emerald was hanging on for dear life because they realized have a manic on the wheel. Neo was inwardly screaming to go faster. But they were running into a roadblock with guns aimed at them, and Jaune was not stopping!
"You're not gonna try and smash through that, are you?" Mercury asked.
"I've already told Neo, I'm the best! Yahoo!" Jaune said pressing the star button on the steering wheel.
In a flash, he, the robbers, and the kart were now invincible and ramming down the police in the way.
"Ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-ya-Yahoo!" Jaune said taking a long repeatedly pressing the golden mushroom button to go even fast.
"Oh, Gods why does it have to make that noise" Blake as the only faunas scratched at her ears. The rest of her team giving her sympathetic looks the sound was annoying for them and it must have been a lot worse for her.
While doing so, he blasted three more pairs of police cars in their path, smash through the police path, another bank. As soon as the invincibility dies down, Jaune whirled around on the road and fired his ultimate weapon, the Blue Shell. What the trio was Jaune's weapon completely blew any police on their path to smithereens and tons of property damage.
"I want it!" was the instant reaction of Nora and Ruby. Ren and Pyrrha both smiled whiles Yang and Blake grinned with Weiss just rolling her eyes good naturedly.
"Well, that's done. Let's you three to your destination." Jaune said driving away.
By the time they got to the hideout, Emerald fell out of the car kissing the ground and calling Jaune…a good driver. Neo paid him with Cinder's cut of the loot, and Emerald handed him the tip. As Jaune drove away, Emerald collapsed into Mercury's arms.
"Never ever again." Emerald said exasperated. "I don't care if he's the best, I'm not getting in a car with him driving!"
"I have to agree with Emerald on this I wouldn't ever get into that car." Everyone else had to nod with approval well except for.
Yang replied "As long as I get to drive, I'd be happy." Raven turned to look at Yang for a second before returning to the screen.
"I second that. He was kind of cool with his car, though. Neo, where did you find him?" Mercury asked.
Neo showed them his help wanted ad as he labelled himself "The Best" and Mercury facepalmed.
"I can see that happening." Ren commented with the rest of NP nodding along.
"You know what? Call your…I'll call Roman to let him know Emerald and I will split with our cut." Mercury said getting his scroll out.
Emerald and Mercury left with their cut intent on getting far away from Vale and Jaune. They would start their new lives together elsewhere hoping they never had to hear the scream of "Yahoo!" again.
Sto reappearing looking rather dishevelled before throwing to orbs at them. Pointing at the screen he was about to speak before something collapses loudly. Facepalming he pops out of existence.
"Well that was weird." Was Rubys intelligent reply "Do you think he has a job or something?"
"Really Ruby. A being that has power equivalent to a god do you really think he can't solve anything with a snap of his finger."
Ruby sheepishly rubs her elbow as she nods at Weiss "Yes.?"
The scene cuts to Sto arguing with a lawyer over copyright infringement. Smashing his face into the table while mouthing save me to the viewers. The camera shook left and right as Sto started to curse at it.
Weiss just sighs as she picks up an orb and throws at the scream. The scream swallows it up and the scene starts.
The world loads up and an old Victorian style room appears. Sun wearing a strange looking black police uniform. While a Jaune is in a wheel chair, a large dark haired faunus sits next to him and female, with Peter Port and Jacques Schnee in the room.
"Mom, Dad?" was the black-haired beauty response as everyone turned to look at her.
Her partner was the first to jump at the obvious hook, "Wait they your parents?"
Blake replies meekly, "Yeah, that's dad and mom or better known as Kali and Ghira the former leader of the White Fang and-"
It is Ozpin who cuts in, "the chieftain of Menagerie." He looks at team RWBY seeing Blakes surprised face. He chuckles as he continues "Miss Belladona, I let you in knowing you were trying to repent for your actions while in the White Fang. However, I wouldn't have let you in if I hadn't known who you were. Belladona isn't a particularly common surname and you're with your physical resemblance it was very easy to figure. My actions may seem reckless but there is always a reasoning behind it." He goes back to sipping on his hot chocolate as Glynda give him an irritated glare at the slight.
Blake just nodded as Yang slid into the conversation, "So I guess you're an aristrocat, Blakey." Groaning with a few boos mixed in for good measure was the answer. For now, the teams decide to ignore the reveal as they return to watching the viewing.
Sun starts to speak in an accent "Well this has been was quite an evening. Full of twists and turns. Lies and deceptions, but I have finally examined all the evidence and have discovered some terrible things. Someone here has been keeping a secret.
"Heh, I guess your boyfriend is detective here. What's with the weird uniform?" Ruby speaks up.
"He's not my boyfr-"
Yang just covers the faunus mouth before saying, "Not your boyfriend we get it. Were just teasing."
"It looks Arcadian, Miss Xiao Long." Glynda surprisingly speaks up as the teams look at her. "I'll explain later if it's important just know they are a Valean group influenced by Mistral. In the archipelago in eastern Sanus." The teams nodded at the short explanation.
Ghira muttered to Jaune "What?" in surprise.
Sun continues "And I know exactly who it is." He starts walking over to Mr Port before a chuckling is heard and everyone turns to the wheelchair bound Jaune.
He starts laughing as he claps before calming down and saying "Very good inspector, very good indeed so you have discovered the fact that I have been embezzling millions of Soverigns from my business partner, Lord Port.
Pyrrha is the one who speaks up "It's hard to see Jaune as a villain isn't it." Everyone nods along to this as Ruby turns to Miss Goodwitch.
The ever-adorable Ruby asks, "What's a Soverign, Miss Goodwitch?"
Sighing she just whispers about spending 60% of their lien on hot drinks instead of education. "Well Miss Rose Soverigns are a type of currency used in eastern parts of Sanus. Lien is predominantly used by the Kingdoms but some areas still use their own currencies like Arcadia."
A surprised Port exclaims "What? What! How could you do this to me?"
Jaune returns to chuckling as he speaks "The poor fool had no idea until this night. I must confess that though I have been discovered, it brings me no amount of small joy that he now knows that it was me all along."
His chuckle becomes a laugh which is swiftly cut off by Sun, "Um. I didn't know any of that."
Yang and Nora chuckle a bit at this with. They quieten down as the scene moves on.
"You didn't?" Jaune asks baffled and stops trying to light his pipe.
"No, I wasn't going to say that at all." Sun replies curtly.
"Ah, well dang it." Looking rather down cast he puts away his pipe.
As Jaune delivers the line a few stronger chuckles are heard. Pyrrha smiles a little at Jaunes mistake, after all this was a comedy.
Kali after an awkward few second speaks up "So what were you going to say inspector?"
Sun continues "I have irrefutable evidence someone is not who they say they are." Glaring at Ghira who is about to defend himself when Jaune once again starts chuckling and clapping.
All eyes turn on Jaune again "Ah, very good inspector. So, we arrive here at last. I knew you were onto me but I must confess I didn't think you'd figure it out. I have been posing for years as the long-lost son of the Archduke Belladona."
The shocked Belladonnas stare at Jaune before Ghira asks "You mean you're not my son?"
Not able to hold in their laughter the immature members of the team and of course Qrow burst out laughing. The more polite members try to stifle their laughter to spare Blake from embarrassment. It didn't work but hey It's the thought that counts after all. Except for Raven who just kept on brooding or maybe there was a slight smirk.
Jaune smiles as he says "No. No I simply wanted your inheritance."
Ghira shouts "I knew it! Because we have different colour eyes! It's the eyes!" Kali joins in nodding as Ghira points at his eyes and Jaunes.
The laughter increased at the preposterous situation while Blake would curl up into a fetal position embarrassed. Yang would be the first to stop laughing and put a hand on her shoulder, "Blake you know we don't mean anything right?"
"Yeah, but it doesn't make it any less embarrassing? I'm just going to ignore what happening for a bit. Tell me when it's over."
Jaune continues as he picks up his pipe ready to light it "Oh, bravo inspector. Very impressive."
Sun once again undercuts Jaunes moment of glory, "Yeah I didn't know that either."
Frustrated Jaune answers as he is putting away the pipe "Seriously?"
Weiss just remarks teasingly, "He isn't the sharpest tool in the shed, is he?"" Blake just hisses at her slightly annoyed at the teasing.
"No, but to be fair I would have figured it out that one on my own. Different colour eyes were a dead giveaway." Sun answers matter of factly as both he and Ghira nod.
Jaune flings his hands to the side as he retorts "I guess I gave myself away there, again. Carry on inspector. Please, don't let me interrupt."
Sun nods as he steps into the middle of the room and speaks in a slightly louder voice, "Well, it appears someone here has blood on their hands."
As everyone gasps Jaune for the third bloody time starts laughing and clapping. "Ah, this time were on the same page, inspector. It was I who murdered maid Ruby." Overjoyed he takes out a bloody knife and wipes it with a cloth while speaking. "Yes, its irrefutable evidence. Speaking of which Ruby had irrefutable evidence against me that I was not the Archdukes son."
Pyrrha still smilingly says, "I think Sun finally got it ri-"
"IM SORRY WHAT?" Yang jumps up but before she can do anything, she is pulled down into the seat with a note stuck to her face. Don't overthink it their lives are comedic in such worlds life and death don't really matter.
Weiss elegantly says "Well that's rather morbid but we probably shouldn't dwell on the fact."
Happily continuing, "So naturally she had to be taken care of. Of course, I didn't realise I would be revealing that particular secret a few hours later." He picks up the pipe as his joyful face falls a bit as he realises his mistake. "At the time it seemed very important to keep her quiet. Bravo inspector. How did you ever trace it back to me?" Lighting his match, he smugly prepares to light his pipe.
Once again Sun curtly replies "I didn't."
Qrow shouts at Blake "Oh, come on. Kitty cat what's with your boyfriend!"
Blake replies exasperated, "Not my boyfriend and why is everyone picking on Sun? Jaune is incriminating himself constantly!"
"Wow, Kitty got cla-" Yang smugly remarks but is cut off by an irritated Blake who takes out scissors and does a threatening motion of cutting her hair. She quickly clamps up and grabs her locks for comfort.
Jaune exasperated, "What?"
Sun deadpanning, "Yeah, there is no way I would never have figured that one out."
Jaune flabbergasted responds "Inspector I'm begging to wonder if you even know how to do your job."
With a quick retort, "Well I don't know so far you've confessed to three crimes." Jaune nods his head and replies, "Touché."
Once again a round of laughter is heard through the theatre even Blake a sad chuckles a little after getting over the boyfriend remarks.
Here we cut to Blakes mind, "I mean it's not that he isn't good loo- I mean not too ugly but it's not like I have time for anything. There's a lot I still have to do, who would even want damaged goods like me. I'm paranoid and unwilling to trust anyone whatever relationship I would have would probably... only lead to tears."
The nasally voice of Jacques Schnee cuts in, "Inspector tell us what the actual secret is."
Sun nods, "Very well I have discovered-"
Jaune jumps in lighting a match, "I have been bribing the Prime Minister!"
"No."
Lights a match again as he declares, "That I impersonated a priest?"
"No."
Lighting another match, "That I'm not actually disabled!" Jaune suddenly stands up bouncing from one foot to another like a drunken man. Gasps are heard but Sun only shakes his head. As Jaune shouts dang it and starts stomping on the matchstick he dropped.
Nora just remarks as she swallows another pocket of popcorn "Kind of saw that one coming, not gonna lie!" Ren looks at her then back at the screen before suddenly realising what she was eating.
"Where did you get popcorn Nora? I thought we ate everything already?" Ren asks a bit surprised. Burping she points to a broken door behind them. "Theres a snack shop, library and an arena there. Can we go there Renny after this?" He nods satisfied at Nora who beams with happiness.
Sun then speaks "But I have found out that you were responsible for the bridge collapse that claimed a dozen lives."
Jaune refutes it, "I had nothing to do with it. I was out of the country when that happened. Completing a completely different crime."
Sun furrows his brow, "well I must have missed something."
Once again laughter overtook the theatre as more teasing remarks were sent at Blake who just gave them the stink eye and mumbling about revenge.
Smugly Jaune speaks while grabbing a match stick to light his pipe, "Ah, indeed. Looks like the games to me inspector." The match fails to light and he despondently says "Oh, it's a dud."
Sun takes out some manacles and puts them on Jaune, "Well I'm still arresting you for all those other crimes."
Respectively hearing dolt, not very smart Vomit Boy and he really should have realised. Followed by another wave of laughter.
Jaune nods saying, "Oh, right." As he is taken out, he says, "Be careful these legs have had little use." He gives his pipe to Ghira.
"Well, that was certainly entertaining wasn't it." was Pyrrha response as everyone before realising the viewing was still going. A little red she quietens down. As the camera focuses on Ghira with ambient music that implies there is going to be a big reveal.
Everyone focuses on the scene as they await the big reveal-
Who then stands up and after they leaves, he starts laughing, "I will hold onto this, because I- actually destroyed the bridge." Lighting a match he prepares the pipe before stopping, "Wait a moment." He blows the pipe and bubbles erupt.
Ironwood remarks on the ending, "Well, that was disappointing."
"I know sorry for that." Many of the current inhabitants of the theatre jump as Sto speaks out of nowhere. "Anyway, good news I prepared food, beds and an arena but it won't be ready I still have to call in a few favours."
Clapping his hands, he turns around before seeing the broken door his eyes starts to twitch as he takes out a phone and speak to the person on the line "Hey nitwit I need to call in a favour."
Rubys swear jar: 6 Lien