'Ello!
SHE HATH BEEN PROMISED! WE GONNA SEE AHSOKA IN MANDALORIAN! YASS!
:D
Chapter 15: Halpless {Sequel to #12: Cabinet Battle No. 1}
"So, Burr. You thought you could beat me at Sabacc."said Ahsoka maliciously.
Burr nodded, honestly petrified inside. But he kept his face stern. "Yes."
"Well, there are consequences for losing. You bet one embrassing dare that I wouldn't win. But, I did."
Burr gulped. What awful thing did the Commander have planned for him?
"Burr, I dare you to put on a blue dress and sing in all of Helpless in front of the. Whole. BATTALION."
"NOOOOOOOOO!" He moaned.
"Hey, you played me at Sabacc. It's technically your fault. You sealed your own fate."
Burr held his face in his hands. He was a kriffing di'kut!
Ahsoka giggled. "I'll go get the dress!"
When she came back, she was holding the most old-fashioned, frilly blue dress. Burr paled. He would rather burn in all the 9 Correlilan harans instead of wear THAT.
"I'll leave, knock on the door when you're changed." She winked and closed the door.
Burr sighed and peeled off his armor. This was going to be a bumpy ride.
Ahsoka sang her new favorite song, Sofia, as she waited. But she changed it so whenever it said "Sofia", Ahsoka sang "Rex". When Burr knocked, Ahsoka opened the door.
It revealed Burr, his face saying that he wished death by Canadian Geese instead of wearing that dress.
"Great! Let's go!" Ahsoka dragged him to the mess, for some lunchtime entertainment.
Everyone was sitting there-wait, what.
"You didn't tell me the Wolfpack was eating with us!"Burr hissed. Sinker pointed at him. Commander Wolffe looked right at Burr, probably realizing that Burr was the trooper who yelled "IS THAT A DIFFERENT EMOTION?" way back when. Wolffe chuckled darkly, his posture saying, 'I'm gonna enjoy this."
The smile on Commander Tano's face said that it was all part of the plan.
Ahsoka deposited Burr in front of all the tables, his brothers looking at him. Fives was sitting on the front row, cue cards with the lyrics at the ready.
"This, peoples, THIS is what happens when you underestimate me at Sabacc. Enjoy!" Ahsoka proclaimed, then sat down between Wolffe and Rex, smirking. Boost wolf-whistled, gaining small laughs.
The music started.
"Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo! Hey!
Ohh, I do I do I do I Dooo!
Boy, you got me helpless!
Look into your eyes, and the sky's the limit I'm
Helpless!
Down for the count, and I'm drowning' in 'em" Burr sang.
Some time later…
"One week later
I'm writing a letter nightly
Now my life gets better
Every letter that you write me
Laughing at my sister, 'cause she wants to form a harem." Burr dreaded what came next.
"I'm just sayin', if you really loved me, you would share him!" Caram yelled from across the room.
"Ha! Two weeks later…" Burr continued singing, red in the face.
-0-0-0-
"...Helpless!" Finally! Burr was done! All his brothers erupted into laughs and applause.
And for days, nobody called him Burr, they just called him Eliza.
Sofia by Clairo is a great song! Go listen to it!
Burr: you. are. EVIL!
Rowan: Dude. I'm on the Dark Side. It LITERALLY says it on my profile.
Burr: hmph. *Grumpy*
Rowan: Cheer up, Eliza!