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Chapter 20: Say No To This

"How can one work for 13 consecutive hours" Anakin asked himself as he walked to Obi-wan's office; He wanted to see if his ex-master was still sane.

"Hello there!" He called from the hall, before opening the door.

The scene that Anakin walked into was almost alarming. There were two piles of paperwork swamping Obi-Wan's desk. One pile was signed and done, the other was all blank and needed to be filled out. His ex-master was framed by the mountains of reports.

Anakin's mouth opened, his jaw nearly touching the floor."How. In the kriffin'. Galaxy. Do you have that much paperwork?!"

Obi-Wan looked up."Well, I made a bet with Boil, Waxer, and Cody. I lost, and now I have to do all their paperwork for the rest of the year."

"Wow."Anakin was nearly at a loss for words."Sounds like they had the high ground. Wait-how can those three have that much paperwork?"

"Doesn't matter."The ginger Jedi muttered."Let me work."

"Don't be a workaholic."said Anakin."You need to take a break!"

"Hmph."Obi-Wan sipped his tea."No. I'm fine."

"But master! You know what happens when you don't take a break!"Anakin sat on his desk, an enthusiastic grin on his face.

Obi-Wan looked up once more, annoyed already."What, Anakin?"

"Weeeell...a pretty woman who looks like Peggy in a red dress will knock on your door. She'll tell you that she knows that you're a man of honor, that she's sorry to bother you at home, and she didn't know where else to go."Anakin started. Obi-Wan was just ignoring him, taking another sip of his tea.

"Then the pretty girl will tell you that her husband is cheating on her, and that she doesn't have the means to go on. You'll offer her a loan of 30 credits, and walk her home. She will tell you that you're too kind."

Obi-Wan had looked up, obviously anticipating what came next.

His ex-padawan continued."You'll say that you need to go home, after walking her to her house. The woman will turn red, lead you to her bed, and tell you to stay. You will, too many times; it becomes a habit."

"Anakin. Don't keep going." Obi-Wan's eyes widened.

Anakin grinned."After a month, you'll receive a letter from her husband saying-"

Ahsoka then came in wearing a brown floppy hat, opening the door with such ferocity it could have flown off. She came into the middle of the room, and said"Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good enough health. And-"Ahsoka smirked"-in a prosperous enough position to put wealth in the pockets of people like me down on their luck. You see, that way my wife you decided to-"

Anakin interjected"You'll say: Kriiiii"

Ahsoka bowed, then back out of the room.

"How uncivilized."muttered Obi-Wan.

"Blah, blah, blah, her husband will tell you that he's gonna make you pay or he'll tell your wife. You will go confront her, and she'll tell you that she didn't know about any letter, that she didn't know any better…"

"FINE, ANAKIN!" Obi-Wan threw up half the finished reports in the air."I'll take a karking break."He walked out of the room.

"Wow. The fluffy general relented, and I didn't even have to negotiate."Anakin said a bit too loudly, before following behind Obi-Wan.

Soooo many inside Obi-Wan jokes XD If you find them all, I shall give you a cookie :)