Madara takes a sip of his coffee. The caffeine doesn't make the mirage in front of him disappear. Another sip. Still nothing.
Apparently, there is a real reindeer in the middle of the sidewalk. Literal doe eyes stare him down as he tries to recall a zoo or a farm close to this part of town and comes up short.
Assuming that someone else will take care of this, he dismisses the large animal and attempts to go around it. He sighs at the telltale clip-clop of hooves following after him. He needs to lose it before he gets home and Naruto sees it. She has been hinting heavily that she wants to get a pet and he has no desire to clean up the monstrous droppings a reindeer would leave behind on the carpet.