Smart And Beautiful
"Isabelle, get ready, or you will be late for school," Penny shouted for the 3rd time.
"I'm coming," Isabelle replied in a grumpy voice. she walked into the kitchen rubbing her sleepy eyes, "Can I have five more minutes."
"No we are already running late, and you need to get ready for school and eat your breakfast."
"But Mom..."
"No buts, you get ready right now young lady."
Penny knew how Isabelle felt, she was tired too, but that was her fault, staying up until midnight. She knew Leonard would also be tried and it was her fault too. She always thought that was one of the things Isabelle got from her. Isabelle loves her sleep. Sleeping at least until 10 am when she was not at school and always grumpy when woken up. Pity, she couldn't have coffee. Penny thought as she sips her coffee. Penny loved it that Isabelle was not an early bird, as it gave her and Leonard more time to have morning fun in bed.
Since Isabelle was born, she had been the pride and joy of their lives. She was now five years old. She had Penny's blond hair and features but took Leonard brown eyes. Penny couldn't believe how smart she was already. She struggled to keep up with all the questions she asked and was glad Leonard was always there to answer the questions Penny struggled with. Penny was proud of her and loved when people complimented on how smart and beautiful Isabelle was. Penny was brought out of her daydream.
"Morning lovebug."
"Morning honey. Did you sleep well." Penny asked with a grin.
Leonard kissed his wife on the lips and said "Hmm, what do you think. I didn't get a wink of sleep, thanks to you." Leonard gladly took the coffee Penny offered him.
"Why didn't you get any sleep daddy?" Isabelle asked from the dining table she was sitting at.
"Oh sweetie, he had a lot of work to do in the bedroom," Penny said and looked at Leonard grinning.
"Isn't that what you go to work to do," Isabelle asked.
"Yeah, but I had extra work to do," Leonard said.
"In the bedroom?" A confused Isabelle asked.
"Yeah, he works well in the bedroom," Penny grinned.
"I don't understand" Isabelle looked baffled.
"Oh sweetie, you will one day. Now, what would you like for breakfast?" Penny asked.
She heard noises and went to investigate. She checked the kitchen but there was no one there, she wondered where they were as she peeked into the empty sitting room. She headed to the study, nothing. She headed down the stairs to the laundry room and heard some rumblings. The door was shut, so she opens it and let herself in. Isabelle stood by the door hands on her waist and said. "Mom, why are you bouncing on daddy?"
At the far end of the room, she could see her daddy sitting on the dryer facing away from her while her mommy was sitting on top of him.
Penny was wearing Leonard's blue shirt and didn't know what to say and looked at Leonard for help who just grinned and gave the look of you are on your own here. Penny shot him daggers.
"Hmm daddy said I was fat, so I'm just sitting on him to prove to him I'm not fat." Penny finally replied.
Isabelle was not convinced. "So why is daddy's pant down?" she'd notices his pants was down his ankle.
Penny could not get off Leonard as it would expose them. "Isabelle, stay where you are, don't come any further. Yeah about that… yeah umm…" Penny looked at Leonard for help again.
It took Leonard a significant effort to remain composed and try to make it look like he was taking Isabelle's questions seriously. But couldn't bring himself to let Penny suffer any more humiliations. He turned his head toward Isabelle. "Hey, would you like to go to the ice cream shop?"
"Can we, can we." Isabelle excitedly said.
"Yes, we can go right now. In fact, go get your jacket, and we can go." Leonard pushed.
"Can I have the strawberry one?"
"Yes, you can have all the flavors you want."
"With chocolate sauce?"
"Yes, now go get your jacket."
"And Pericles."
"Yes, hurry up." Leonard wanted her to leave so he could pull his pants up.
"And…"
"Yes, you can have all you want. Now go get ready." Penny scoffed
"Okay and when we get back, you can tell me why mommy was sitting on your lap with your pants down." Isabelle turned and skipped out of the laundry room.
Leonard and Penny just sat there stunned and red-faced. They looked at each other.
"That girl is too smart for her own good." Penny gritted her teeth.
"Well, she didn't get it from me." Leonard teased.
"Leonard, this is all your fault and it not funny. I told you a quickie was a bad idea." Penny was finally able to get off him.
It was your idea and you know I can't keep my hands off you." Leonard said.
"And keeping you up all night was fun." Penny grinned and tapped his nose.
"Well your attraction is too strong for me to resist and I feel that we are a match made in heaven," Leonard said.
"Really, you do." Penny's heart melted at his words. "You can't seem to keep your hands off me since Isabelle was born. Then again you never had."
"I don't know what it is, crazy love, I guess. I love you so much. Lovebug."
"That's so sweet. Keep talking like that, and you will be rewarded with that thing you like me doing to you." Penny kissed him on the lips.
"Will you also keep me up through the night." Leonard giggled.
"Only until midnight on a school night silly. I love making love to you. Leonard." Penny said sincerely and rested her head on his shoulder and inhaled deeply.
"What I have with you I don't want with anyone else," Leonard said truthfully.
"Me too," Penny whispered.
They just stood there holding each other which felt like hours, but was only a few minutes until Leonard broke the silence. "You got to admit; it was kinda funny getting caught by our daughter. Leonard grinned.
Penny pulled away from Leonard."Our daughter caught us having sex, and you think it's funny." Penny scoffed.
Leonard thought about what Penny said. "I guess you are right. I'm sorry."
"Pull your pants up Leonard and so many levels of wrong." A frustrated Penny grunted and left the room.
"Oh, yeah, sorry."
Isabelle had been playing fortnite on her iPad for the past 20 minutes. She felt peckish and called out for her parents but no answer. Isabelle decided to go and find them. She checked the bathroom as they sometimes hid in there, but they weren't there, she checked the kitchen and study. Suddenly she heard some noises coming from her parent's bedroom. She entered and could hear sounds coming from the closet. She slides it open. "Mommy, daddy, what are you doing in here?"
They both looked at Isabelle red-faced. Luckily, they were covered up by the clothes in the closet. It was a big closet so that Penny could store all her shoes and dresses. They quickly moved to an area where Isabelle couldn't quite see them.
"Daddy, why haven't you got any pants on again?" She could see his naked legs.
Leonard had to think fast. "Oh, mommy was just helping me find my pants."
"You lost your pants in the closet?" Isabelle asked confused.
"Yeah it… I mean no, but... We were practicing wrestling." Leonard stammered.
"Here it is; it's his favorite work one," Penny said.
"Is this the extra work you talk about that daddy does in the bedroom?" Isabelle asked.
Penny was speechless. She ignored the question. "Go get ready; your grandparents will be here soon." Penny blushed.
"I'm dressed." Isabelle rolled her eyes the classic Penny way.
"Oh sorry, then go get your jacket."
"But I don't need it. We are not going out."
Leonard put his pants on. " Come on; I'll get you something to eat."
Penny followed after finding her robe and caught up with them in the kitchen.
"Will you like anything, ice cream perhaps?" Leonard asked as he got himself a bottle of water from the refrigerator.
"Can I have a kitten," Isabelle asked
"Absolutely not," Penny said. Tying her robe up.
"Why not?" Isabelle looked at Penny, then Leonard. "Daddy can we."
Leonard took a sip of water. "Well we could but,"
"We can't because I'm allergic and I can't be in the same house as a kitten. Penny lied.
Leonard raised his brow, but the look Penny gave him was enough for Leonard to stay out of the conversation.
"Well, you could sleep outside mom," Isabelle said with a serious expression.
Leonard spat out the water he was drinking.
"Just go to your room," Penny commanded.
Isabelle looked at parent's, shook her head and said. "Are you sure you are my parents. You guys are weird." Isabelle walked out muttering to herself. "Don't be mad."
"I swear that girl is too smart and cunning for her own good." Penny rolled her eyes.
After about 10 minutes of quiet, Penny and Leonard went to check on Isabelle and found her playing with her Legos.
"Sweetie, what are you building," Penny asked.
I'm building the ultimate weapon." Isabelle said, still mad at Penny.
"Oh, that's nice," Penny said.
"And then I can destroy you." Isabelle stirred at Penny.
Leonard giggled and said. "I think Isabelle may have missed the point, but at least she's persistent..." but quickly regain his composure as Penny gave him the look.
"Do you want to sap me too. Leonard asked.
"Isabelle stops building her death weapon, gives him a kind look and says, "No daddy, but sometimes, I have to set mom straight."
That's not a very nice thing to say to your mom."
"But she wouldn't let me have a kitten."
"Sometimes you can't always have what you want."
"Why not?"
"It's just the way it is. It's called life. Now, what do you say to your mom?
"I'm sorry mommy."
"Thank you, and it's okay sweetie. We only say no sometimes because we love you." Penny said.
"I love me too," Isabelle replied.
They both laughed at her reply.
"So, Daddy, when we say something nice, even when you don't mean it at all, that's called being polite, right?"
Leonard and Penny looked at each other stunned, proud and frustrated at her innocence and interesting concept.
"Sometimes I forget how smart she is." Penny sniffled.
Leonard and Penny were driving on the interstate with Isabelle in the back seat. They had picked up Isabelle from Bernadette and Howard's house after she had spent the weekend there.
"So, did you have fun at Aunty Bernadette house." Penny asked.
"Yeah, we played lots of games and Haley let me sleep in her room and download apps on my tablet."
"You know how to download an app." Penny enquired.
"Yeah, you download them from the app store. I only download kids apps." Isabelle said.
Penny was relieved it was only kid's apps but frustrated at been stuck at a red light.
"Any idiots out today, Mom?" Isabelle blurts out.
Leonard and Penny turned to look at Isabelle who just kind of shrugged her shoulders. Isabelle looked at the hat beside her. She picked it up and asked, "what is this?" pointing at the dots scattered around on the hat. Leonard said proudly. "It's the stars and planets in outer space. It's called the galaxy". Isabelle then looks back at the hat, then looks at Leonard with a confused look on her face, she looks at the hat again and said clearly "The Big Bang Theory." and tosses the hat aside and looked out of the window.
"So, you took your time answering the door," Susan said.
"Yeah, we didn't hear it," Penny said.
"That's caused they were wrestling. " Isabelle said without looking up from her iPad.
Leonard and Penny went bright red.
"Is that what you kids call it nowadays and in the closet." Wyatt teased.
"So, you guys had a good weekend," Susan asked.
"Yeah, it was great." Leonard grinned
"And how was Isabelle sleepover at Bernadette's?" Susan continued to probe.
"She was excellent," Penny said.
Susan turned to her beautiful grandchild and asked. "So, Isabelle what have you been doing today?"
"I got to watch whatever movie I want!" Isabelle replied with a grin.
"Your Parents let you watch whatever movie you want?" Wyatt asked.
"Well, when Mommy and Daddy practice wrestling, I get to eat a whole bowl of ice cream and watch whatever movie I want! That's always fun!" Isabelle said innocently.
Leonard and Penny just wanted the ground to open up and swallow them.
Wyatt looked at the blushing couple who just stirred at the ground. "Really wrestling."
Granddad, how old are you?" Isabelle asked
"59," Wyatt replied.
"Oh, so next year you'll be 60?"
"Yes."
"And after that, you'll be dead."
"On that note let's move on. So, what did you two get up to, while Isabelle was away?" Wyatt asked.
"Nothing Penny said looking away. just did some painting."
"A lot of painting." Leonard chipped in nervously.
"Yeah, I'm sure you did." Wyatt grinned. "Can't wait for another grandchild."
"I'm not a baby factory Dad."
"Penny you've only had one child." Susan countered.
"Are you having another baby? Can I have a brother?" Isabelle interrupted.
"OK sweetie, we will make the baby tonight and put it in my tummy," Penny said sarcastically.
"Will you?" Isabelle squealed excitedly.
Her cute puppy eyes and innocence melting everyone's hearts.
"Yaay… I'm having a baby brother."
"No, no, no... Isabelle, you don't understand; I was kidding."
Isabelle did not hear her mom as she already skipped happily out of the room.
"Smart ass." Penny hissed.
Leonard and Penny were cuddling in bed after a while penny resuming her default position as Leonard spooned her.
"I can't believe my dad wants us to have another baby and now Isabelle. great!"
"I don't think that a bad idea."
"Yeah, I know that, but are we ready for another baby. Isabelle is already a handful. It will also give you an excuse to take advantage because you know I can't say no."
"Really Penny, it not the fact that we both love having sex with each other."
"Here we go again always sex on your mind and then blaming me." Penny said softly.
"Unbelievable, it takes two to tango, and I can't believe we did it in the garden the other day, thank god our neighbors didn't see us. That was so hot and risky." Leonard reminisces.
"Leonard you are a pervert, never again."
"Penny, again I cannot stress this enough. Your idea."
"Well, you could have said no," Penny said.
Leonard raised a brow. "Hell no." He grinned
"That's what I thought. Pervert."
"I am your pervert, and that's because our love has always been fresh and sweet," Leonard said with a smile. "I have everything I ever wanted in you, Penny."
Penny was touched. "Your smile and every time you whisper my name, I want to make passionate love to you," Penny said seductively and gave him a dirty smile. "You play with fire when you play with me." Penny giggled
"Oh, stop it." He grabbed her, turning Penny to face him.
"The baby factory is opened for business." Penny seductively said.
At that moment. Leonard's passion was all about Penny's pleasure.
