One day in Lima, Ohio

Blaine: Frankly, it's cool to have the house to ourselves, for the whole weekend

Kurt: Yeah, but what are we gonna do?

Blaine: We can go out, have a drink. Besides, it's the sales this weekend, so why not take advantage of it?

Kurt: Now you start to interest me

Blaine: I thought we could go tomorrow

Kurt: And, what are we gonna do today?

Blaine: Have a nice evening

Kurt: You got my attention even more

Blaine: I also brought movies

Kurt: And I take care of cooking

Blaine: So I take care of setting the table

Kurt: Ok

In the street

Chief: There, I think we could find some interesting things in this house

Guard1: Are you sure?

Chief: Yeah, and then I don't think there's anyone

Guard1: It's true that there are no cars parked in front

Guard2: But, maybe in the street

Chief: Right, so stay on your guard

Guard1: Ok

In the House

Blaine: Are you looking for something?

Kurt: Yeah, I'm looking for what I could do to eat

Blaine: Do something simple, no need to break your head

Kurt: Okay

Blaine: Wait…

Kurt: What? What's the matter ?

Blaine: I hear some noise

Kurt: They're probably people on the streets, although it's a quiet area here.

Blaine: No, it looks like someone's trying to get in

Kurt: Are you sure?

Blaine: Yeah ... it looks like someone is trying to force the lock

Kurt: Are you kidding me?

Blaine: No, not at all

Kurt: What do we do?

Blaine: Pick up your phone, and tell someone

Kurt: Ok, I'm calling the police

Blaine: Yeah, go ahead

Outside

Chief: So, is this door moving?

Guard1: Yeah, it's okay, I managed to open it

Chief: There is light, there is someone

Guard1: So that means hostage. I will not lie to you, I don't like to hold people hostage

Chief: Yeah, but it has to be. We're just going to tie them up and gag them with scotch tape and scarves. Nothing's easier

Guard1: But, we are armed ...

Chief: You don't have to use your gun. Use your fists instead, it's just as effective

Guard1: Ok

Chef: Or, I'll take care of it

Guard1: If you want

Chief: Yes. You search the house, and I keep an eye out for hostages

Guard1: Yeah, that suits me

Chief: Come on, we better get in, before they realize and call the police

Guard1: Ok

In the House

Blaine: I think they're inside. Did you call the police?

Kurt: I can't find my phone ...

Blaine: In your room, I think you put it on charge

Kurt: You too

Blaine: Are we going to try and go get them?

Kurt: Right now, I can't see anyone. But, to get there, we have to go through the living room

Blaine: And, they sure are there

Kurt: If we know how to tell anyone, what do we do?

Blaine: I have no idea

Kurt: Are we trying anyway?

Blaine: Why not… but you stay behind me

Kurt: Okay

Further

Guard1: It's cool here ... and I see no one

Chief: They must hide

Guard1: Where?

Chief: I don't know

Guard2: Guys, I think I spotted them. I heard voices coming from the kitchen

Chief: Have you been to see?

Guard2: No, I wanted to tell you before

Chef: Okay, so let's see what it is

Guard2: As they see it, I would say it's teenagers, two boys

Chief: Brothers? Friends ? A couple ?

Guard2: I don't know, but I would say a couple. Since I saw a piece of the table, which is well put, a little romantic

Chief: Ok. But still be on your guard. I don't think they know how to defend themselves, but you never know

Guard2: Ok

In the kitchen

Kurt: I hear voices

Blaine: Me too

Chief: Are you from the same family as Joan of Arc?

Kurt: This is the first time that I saw a burglar make a joke

Chef: It's true that I thought about doing stand-up, but that's not the point

Kurt: What do you want? Apart from robbing us

Chief: Just rob you, until then I think it's pretty simple

Kurt: Okay ...

Chief: But, I think you were asking me about you. Am I Right ?

Kurt: Yeah ...

Chef: Well, you're going to sit quietly in the living room, under my supervision, while my guys do their job. Of course you will be tied up and gagged

Blaine: Are you going to untie us when you leave?

Chief: I don't think so. Usually, we leave the hostages tied up and gagged, to prevent them from telling the police immediately after our departure

Blaine: We're alone the whole weekend, so I don't think that's a good idea

Chef: I'll think about it. Guys, start digging, I take care of them

Guard1: Ok

Chief: Don't forget any parts. I don't want to miss valuables

Guard1: Ok, and we try to do it as soon as possible

Chef: Okay, but don't go too fast either

Guard1: Ok

Chief: As for you, follow me

Kurt: What you're holding doesn't reassure me at all

Chef: It's a roll of tape and two scarves

Kurt: Yeah, I know, but ...

Chef: Is it because you know what I'm going to use it for?

Kurt: Yeah ...

Chief: Have you never been tied up and gagged?

Blaine: No, never

Chef: Well, I advise you not to move. I don't want to hurt you, but if I have to, I would definitely do it

Kurt: I'm even less reassured now

Chief: Usually we rarely take hostages, because we try our best to choose houses where there is no one. For example, we thought there were no people there, since we didn't see any cars parked in front of

Blaine: I parked my car on the street

Chef: Ok

Blaine: That's why you didn't see her

Chief: But now it's your turn to be our hostages

Blaine: And, this is the first time too

Chef: Well, if you do everything I tell you, you should be fine

Kurt: Well, I… how to say…

Chef: I see you start to get nervous

Kurt: Yeah ... to be honest I'm totally freaked out, but I'm trying to hide it

Chief: I think I should have taken tranquilizers with me. Maybe I could have given you some

Kurt: I ...

Chief: Just to keep you from hurting yourself trying to struggle

Kurt: Well ... that looks quite flexible anyway

Chef: Seen like this, it's true that it looks supple, but it isn't. I will not let loose, I will tighten enough to keep you from moving

Blaine: Luckily it's not handcuffs

Chief: I don't like to use handcuffs

Kurt: At least these are scarves we're going to have on our mouths

Chef: In the mouth

Kurt: Sorry?

Chef: Scarves can be put in the mouth

Kurt: Why?

Chief: Because, if you put it on your mouth, you will still be able to speak. On the other hand, if we put it in the mouth, it will prevent you from speaking

Kurt: But even if it's on the mouth, we won't really understand what we're trying to say

Chief: Don't try to change my mind

Kurt: How long are you going to stay?

Chief: Until we've searched the whole house

Kurt: So, an hour or two, is that it?

Chef: Well, I would say it will take the time it will take

Kurt: Wait, I offer you a compromise

Chief: What?

Kurt: We just sit in the chair, not move, and you don't use that

Chief: And, why should I believe you?

Blaine: Because you're armed, and we don't want to be hurt

Kurt: Yeah, there you go, that's it

Chief: You are less likely to be hurt if you are tied up than if you are free

Blaine: Why?

Chief: Because every time I let a hostage roam free, they ended up trying to escape, and my guys took care of them

Blaine: Since you're gonna be watching us, I don't think we're gonna try anything

Chef: I don't prefer to take risks

Kurt: But ...

Chief: Listen boys, it's not that I don't like talking to you, but I have to do what I have to do

Kurt: So, don't over tighten ...

Chef: I think I'm starting to understand. Are you claustrophobic, are you?

Kurt: No, but let's say ... I panic easily

Chef: And, if I understand correctly, being tied up with a scarf in your mouth doesn't help matters, does it?

Kurt: Yeah… let's say that…

Chief: Well ... don't struggle

Kurt: I think it's easier said than done

Chief: So, I think I better tie you up and gag first. This will give you time to get used to it, and he can help you calm down. I understand you two are in a relationship

Blaine: Yeah, so what?

Chief: Rest assured, I have nothing against

Blaine: Okay ...

Chief: Come on, you get up

Kurt: I ...

Chef: And then, lie down on your stomach

Kurt: Are you sure what you're doing?

Chef: Yeah, don't worry. I have done it dozens of times

Kurt: Great… I think my panic is starting to increase

Chef: Come on, get on your stomach

Kurt: Why?

Chief: To prevent you from trying to argue

Kurt: What are ... you doing?

Chief: Don't start trying to struggle

Kurt: You're hurting me ...

Chief: It's because you are resisting. Look, I'm going to take it step by step, okay?

Kurt: Okay ...

Chef: While explaining what I'm doing. Does that work for you ?

Kurt: I think so ...

Chef: So, to begin with, you just need to relax. I'm a pretty cool person, and I always take it easy with my prisoners. So relax

Kurt: I don't mean to sound cheeky, but you think it's easy to be calm when armed guys search your house.

Chief: Yeah, I think I would have reacted the same way

Kurt: Everyone, I think

Chief: Okay, now I'm going to put your hands behind your back, and cross them. Your right wrist on your left wrist

Kurt: Is this gonna hurt?

Chief: If you don't try to struggle, there shouldn't be a problem

Kurt: Ok…

Chef: Good, but you're still quite tense, I can feel it

Kurt: I ...

Chief: There you go, don't move your hands. If you keep calm, I have no reason to force

Kurt: It's not a comfortable position

Chef: I know, but I don't do otherwise

Kurt: I would have liked

Chief: Okay, now I'll start to tie you up. I think you know how it works so don't be surprised if you feel like it sticks

Kurt: Yeah, the scotch sticks

Chef: Also, don't be surprised if I move your hands. To tie you up well, I need to move your hands, to go around well

Kurt: Okay ...

Chef: Your muscles are completely tense, I couldn't do it like this

Kurt: I'm scared ...

Chief: You have to let it go

Kurt: But, you hurt me, to shake my hands like that

Blaine: Hey I'm here

Kurt: You are aware that you will suffer the same fate

Blaine: Yeah, I know

Kurt: How do you manage to be so calm?

Blaine: The truth is I'm just as terrified as you are, but I know I have to stay calm

Kurt: I'm trying too, but ...

Blaine: You need to calm down. I know you are in pain, but if you relax you should be fine. Anyway, that's what makes sense to me

Kurt: Okay ...

Blaine: Are you feeling better?

Kurt: A little better

Chief: Can I continue?

Kurt: Yeah, let's get it over with

Chef: Okay, I keep doing two more laps, and then you can sit down

Kurt: Ok

Chief: There you go, your hands are done. Now sit down

Kurt: I guess I'll get the scarf in my mouth

Chef: Yes, but I will tie your ankles together first, and also put them at your chest

Kurt: At least I'm more on my stomach because it wasn't a pleasant position

Chief: I know this is not pleasant, but it is the most effective technique to prevent a prisoner from struggling

Kurt: If you say so

Chief: Okay, now I'm gonna gag you

Kurt: I've never had that, so I don't know what it feels like

Chef: Well, it's true that it can be disturbing, especially if it's the first time. But, I think you get used to it quickly

Kurt: Are you going to squeeze a lot?

Chief: Enough to keep you from speaking

Kurt: I don't think it hurts, but I'm not sure

Chef: It's a scarf, how do you want it to hurt?

Kurt: I dunno, I ask, that's all

Chief: Like I said, it might be disturbing at first. Especially since this is the first time you're going to have a gag in your mouth

Kurt: At least it's not scotch. Because, I think it's worse

Chef: It's true that scotch sticks, and it's less pleasant than a scarf

Kurt: Alright ... go ahead

Chef: Ok… open your mouth now. I'll put it through your teeth, and tie the knot at the back of your head

Kurt: "shake your head"

Chief: Ok, I'm done

Blaine: I guess it's my turn now

Chief: Exactly

Blaine: Although I think your guys are done soon

Chief: They are still far from done. They still have to search the kitchen and upstairs. And, of course, they take their time, to be sure not to miss anything

Blaine: Luckily we're not blindfolded. Because that might reinforce his panic

Chief: We have balaclavas, so I don't see the point

Blaine: Ok

Chief: And, you who know him well, is he prone to panic attacks?

Blaine: Anyone in that position would be

Chief: That's right

Blaine: But, I can recognize the signs

Chief: Well, which ones?

Blaine: Everything he's been doing for a while

Chief: So he's making one, or he's close to making one

Blaine: He's close

Chief: Really, I should have taken tranquilizers with me

Blaine: Putting him to sleep won't help. He will be even more panicked when he wakes up

Chief: Well then let's hope he calms down

Blaine: Yeah, I hope so too

Chief: Good, it's done. Where are you guys?

Guard1: I think we're almost done. Two of the guys went upstairs to see what's going on there

Chef: Perfect!

Guard1: And you? Was it with the prisoners?

Chief: Yes, they are calm. I don't think they'll cause any problems

Guard1: I thought of something, but I don't think it's a good idea to talk about it in front of them

Chief: Okay, okay. Let's go to the kitchen, in this case

Guard1: Ok

Chef: So what did you think about?

Guard1: I thought to myself, burglarizing houses is good, but it doesn't pay much

Chief: Yes, so what

Guard1: So why not take them on board. We can ask for a ransom

Chief: Yes, why not. But, not today, I think the van must be too full to take two people

Guard1: So we will have to come back

Chief: Yes, if we want to do that, we will have to come back

Guard1: So, is that a good idea?

Chef: To have more money, it might be a good idea

Guard1: Ok

Chief: Go meet them upstairs, I'll take care of keeping an eye on them

Guard1: Ok, I'm going

Chef: And, hurry up anyway. I don't want to stay here too long. A neighbor may have noticed what is happening and decided to call the police

Guard1: They're over soon

Chef: Ok

Guard2: It's okay, we're here

Chef: So, did you find something interesting?

Guard2: A few jewels, nothing more. In this house, they are good at hiding everything from phones, tablets, computers and more. However, I found a wireless headset

Chef: A bluetooth headset

Guard2: Yeah, there you go. And also, I don't see us taking the TVs, because it quickly breaks these things

Chef: Me too

Guard2: I have an idea to find what we don't have

Chief: I forbid you to try to make them talk

Guard2: Ok. But unless we turn the whole house over, we won't find anything else

Chief: It's okay, a back-up plan is already in place

Guard2: Really? What's this ?

Chief: We'll explain that once we get to the hideout. In fact, we'll work it all out, because this is just an idea

Guard2: OK

Chef: Okay, guys, we're off. Hope everything is already loaded

Guard1: Yeah, for what little we have anyway

Chef: Ok, let's go

Guard2: Right, and what do we do with them? Shall we leave them here?

Chief: Yes, and we'll talk about it later

Guard2: Ok

Later

Finn: It was a great night, right?

Rachel: Yeah, but why are we going to your place? At my place, there is no one

Finn: Yes, your parents are there

Rachel: Because maybe nobody's home?

Finn: They are more likely to say nothing

Rachel: Okay if you say so

Finn: However, that's weird

Rachel: What?

Finn: Look at the door

Rachel: It's half-open. Maybe they were outside, and they forgot to shut it up

Finn: I'm pretty sure they never forget anything

Rachel: So there was a problem

Finn: Guys, what ...

Rachel: So finish your sentence

Finn: Come help me! Quickly !

Rachel: What? What's the matter ?

Finn: You were right when you said they must have had a problem

Rachel: What… oh my god… what happened to them?

Finn: Wait guys, I'm almost done untie you

Rachel: Wait, I'll help you

Finn: Thanks

Rachel: I think some burglars decided to visit the house

Finn: Yeah, I think so too ... there you go, it's okay guys, you're free

Blaine: Thanks

Kurt: I couldn't take it anymore! I think I was starting to go crazy

Blaine: Calm down, honey, it's alright. They are gone now

Kurt: I think if they had stayed longer I would have had a panic attack

Blaine: And me, I kept trying to pull myself away, so I could go and reassure you

Kurt: I, too, kept trying to pull myself away. These ties were so tight ...

Blaine: But now it's over

Kurt: I know ...

Finn: Guys, can you tell us what exactly happened?

Kurt: I ...

Blaine: Yeah, I'll do it

Finn: Ok

Blaine: So we were going to cook, we were chatting in the kitchen. Then men, armed, entered

Finn: And, they found you, right?

Blaine: Yeah, and they made us go to the living room

Kurt: And then they tied us up. Of course, I was the first to go, because I was way too panicked

Rachel: And, you're still panicked

Kurt: Yeah ... I think you would have reacted the same way

Rachel: Yeah, sure

Blaine: Then they searched the whole house

Rachel: And, they left and left you like that?

Blaine: Yeah

Rachel: What did they take?

Blaine: Some jewelry and your bluetooth headset. We had well hidden everything that is phones, tablets, computers and others

Finn: My helmet !? Are you serious ?

Blaine: Yeah, sorry

Rachel: Speaking of the phone, where are yours?

Blaine: They're busy charging, and I think they must have been blind, since they hadn't seen them

Finn: Luckily, well, if we want what

Blaine: Yeah

Rachel: So you couldn't eat because of that. Now let me take care of this

Kurt: No, thank you, that cut my appetite

Blaine: Yeah, me too

Rachel: Drink at least a glass of water. You know what they say, it's not good to go to bed hungry

Blaine: I promise we'll eat tomorrow. For now, he needs to rest, and so do I

Rachel: I promise you gonna be quick

Finn: Leave them, they're tired

Rachel: Ok, I'll see that tomorrow then

Finn: Yeah, I think it's better

Rachel: Alright, good night guys

Blaine: Good night

In the bedroom

Blaine: Come on, lay down

Kurt: Me who thought we were going to have a quiet weekend

Blaine: Same

Kurt: They didn't dig too much here

Blaine: Yeah, I don't know why

Kurt: I don't want them coming back

Blaine: Why would they come back?

Kurt: I heard them chatting in the kitchen since I was closest to the kitchen

Blaine: What were they saying?

Kurt: That they could come back, and pick us up this time.

Blaine: Did they say that?

Kurt: Yes, because a simple burglary doesn't pay enough

Blaine: Okay, so there is a risk of being kidnapped, great ...

Kurt: I don't want them coming back

Blaine: Me neither

Kurt: I think my wrists are sore from the scotch tape, and I think I have scarf marks on either side of my mouth as well. Do you know how to watch, please?

Blaine: Of course

Kurt: Thanks

Blaine: Yeah, it's true it's a little irritated, but it should be okay. And, yes, you also have the traces of the scarf, but it is not too visible

Kurt: Ok, thanks

Blaine: Come on, come on, let's go to bed. I think you could say it's been a hard night

Kurt: Yeah, but I don't know if I'll be able to sleep

Blaine: Even though I think I know I still ask you why

Kurt: Because I'm so scared, I'm totally freaked out

Blaine: Don't worry, I'm here. You don't risk anything

Kurt: Yes, we still risk something

Blaine: Right now they're not here. I think we can talk about it tomorrow, what do you think?

Kurt: I think I'm going to have a hard time sleeping

Blaine: Come on, you'll sleep in my arms

Kurt: How am I going to do it? I put myself on you?

Blaine: Yeah, why not

Kurt: But, I'm going to crush you

Blaine: I have another idea

Kurt: Which one?

Blaine Lay your head on my chest, put your arm around my body and hug me as tight as you can

Kurt: Okay, but ...

Blaine: But, what?

Kurt: Would you like us to sleep in boxers, please?

Blaine: Yeah sure

Kurt: Thanks…

Blaine: As long as you feel safe it's fine with me

Kurt: I don't know if I would ever feel safe again. Except when I'm in your arms of course

Blaine: Why?

Kurt: Because we were attacked ... and I thought I was safe at home ...

Blaine: And with the risk that they might come back, I guess that doesn't help

Kurt: Yeah ... if that's right, maybe they'll come back when we get to school

Blaine: For that, they need to know what school we're going to

Kurt: You can find anything on the internet these days. So I think it's just a matter of time

Blaine: It's true that I hadn't thought of that

Kurt: So, what do we do?

Blaine: For now, you just need to relax. We'll talk about that tomorrow

Kurt: Ok

Blaine: Do you feel better like that?

Kurt: A little, but I think I'll feel better when we don't risk anything

Blaine: Me too

Kurt: Can you tell that I'm completely freaked out?

Blaine: Well, you've been shaking since you were untied, you stutter slightly, and hesitate a bit on your words. I think you control your panic pretty well

Kurt: And me, I think I'm on the verge of a panic attack

Blaine: "Kiss him" Calm down, my love. For now, we are not risking anything

Kurt: I know, but ...

Blaine: Try to sleep. If you want I leave the light on

Kurt: No you can turn off

Blaine: Okay

Kurt: At least we're not hurt, that's it already

Blaine: Yeah, especially considering your history with hospitals

Kurt: And you, with the needles and the sight of blood

Blaine: You don't like needles too

Kurt: And that very often I take a long time to heal. Do you remember one day I had a black eye

Blaine: Yeah, I remember that day very well. That day when you decided to stand up to a school bully

Kurt: Yeah, and that was a bad idea by the way ... and that bruise took several weeks to go away

Blaine: Yeah, and I still don't know why

Kurt: Me neither

Blaine: And, I think for everything that is cuts it's the same

Kurt: Yeah, and it's not always easy. In fact, it's just annoying to take several weeks to heal

Blaine: I can imagine, yeah

Kurt: Frankly, feeling your muscles, your calm breaths and your heart pounding ... it just relaxes me

Blaine: It's okay, you have your head resting directly on my heart

Kurt: I feel like I'm going to fall asleep soon

Blaine: Sleep my love. You know you need it

Kurt: I know ...

Blaine: Good night, honey

Kurt: Thanks, and good night to you too