Loki is a little rich bitch, Hayley decided, that was throwing a tantrum.
She'd brought him coffee and donuts, to be nice, you know? He flipping threw it at her. Who throws coffee?!? Because, if we're going to be honest, if she was prisoner, and someone brought her coffee, and donuts to boot, maybe it's just Hayley, but she'd be freaking ecstatic. Now both of them were sitting across from each other. Interpretive dance had gotten her no reaction. So Hayley decided to try a different approach. Leaning forward she said,"You and I are scarily similar."
That got the reaction she wanted.
"How?" Loki demanded.
She smirked. "We both grew up in the shadows of our golden boy brothers, we're both the outcasts, you crave power, I am the personification of power. We've both killed a lot of people. Neither of us are really trusted by the ones who matter the most. Only difference between us is that I'm on the side of the superheroes and you're the super villain." She stood up and looked down at him. "Nice chat," she said before walking out.
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Hayley was kinda done. Loki was annoying as hell, Bruce was a kitten and Tony and Steve obviously were not friends. And just because the universe clearly hated her, Natasha was talking to Loki, who was twisting Hayley's words against her and sowing distrust.
Fury was arguing with Tony. No surprise. Tony argued with everyone. And the pirate man didn't exactly help matters. It was as if he enjoyed the fights. A loud thud broke Hayley out of her thoughts. Rolling off the table, she came face to face with a HYDRA gun.
"Where did that come from?" she demanded. Steve glared at Fury.
"Phase 2 is SHIELD uses the Tesseract to create HYDRA weapons." he spits.
"Hmm." Hayley shrugs and promptly ignores them. She's sitting on the floor drawing with her hands when she hears her name.
"Because of him and Hayley!" Fury is saying, pointing to Thor and Hayley.
"What?" Thor asked. Hayley was wondering that herself. Maybe she should have been paying attention to the discussion going on for the last--she checked her watch-- five minutes. Fury jabs a finger at Hayley. "She's a weapon of mass destruction. He came to earth and nearly decimated an entire town. We need to defend ourselves."
Hayley folds her arms. "That's offensive." she starts, about to go off on him like Felicity on Oliver when Bruce picks up the scepter. A wave of realization sweeps over her. The scepter was making the others angry. (It didn't affect her because the Tesseract was in her blood.)
As she realized that, the Helicarrier shook. Lights flashing security red, Hayley ran towards the cell Loki was in, sensing that he was behind it. She got there as Loki tricked Thor into being locked in the cell.(What? She got lost. The Helicarrier is huge!)
Coulson tried to sneak up and shoot Loki. Hayley, seeing that Loki was called the Trickster for a reason, sped forward and shoved Coulson out of the way of Loki's scepter. Taking the gash meant to stab Coulson, she fell as Coulson shot the son of a bitch named Loki. Coulson's worried face was all she saw as her world faded to black.