Well, I might as well end this series on Christmas. Here's my everything wrong with...you get the drill. Ya, mind helping me out Plageuis?
Darth Plageuis: Eh, Sidious can fill in me for me in the Phantom Menace. Besides, we're gonna get drunk later at a hotel.
Darman: Should you tell him that's how Sidious kills him?
Nah, I'm sure he'll be revived or something. Now, on to the review.
*Our movie starts off with Runt and Stinky playing pretend royalty*
Wait, why are they even pretending? Aren't they royalty already? +1
*Fleet then arrives*
Claudette: Fleet the prince of nobility, of awesomeness, of fleetness!
*Sigh* I miss Jaime Lannister... +1
*Agnes, the porcupine, then starts...okay, you'll need to see the movie to figure out what the hell she's saying*
Darth Plageuis: AHHHHHH! What the hell is that?!
I don't know...but it sound terrible! +2
*We then meet the bears who are queen and princess*
Wait, why the hell are the bears suddenly royalty? This was never mentioned before. +1
Also, how the hell do these bears have crowns? How they bend sticks like these? How do they know that kind of royalty? +1
Queen Bear: You know the rules, Canue, one royal must always guard the kingdom.
Wait, did you rip that off from Game of Thrones? +1
Robb Stark: There must always be a Stark in Winterfell.
Shut up, Robb! Go break your promise to Walder Frey or something.
Queen Bear: It is a shame this region has fallen to Rogue Wolves.
When?! The last movie, it was just King and Gilad Pellaeon-er, some henchwolf. When did King suddenly become Grand Admiral Thrawn and unify the remnants of the Empire-er, unify the Rogue Wolves. +1
*Queen Bear then meets the pups and Brent*
Queen Bear: I once met your parents.
When? Did I skip a movie? +1
*We then see Bear Lake, along with the King Bear and his Bear advisor*
Advisor: He who controls the lake, controls the valley.
When did power matter to any of these animals? Why does it? What, is Princess Canue suddenly going to burn everything down because she went crazy for no reason...Daenerys!
Daenerys: What?! That was D&D! +1
*So, the pups and Canue then go to the western pack. Meanwhile, we see Queen Bear with a bunch of caribou. And then we...we get a flashback to how she got with the caribou...*
Darth Plageuis: Wait, why didn't the scene just start with the Queen being saved by the caribou.
I don't know...I honestly don't care at this point. +1
Caribou: And we're not gonna let a bunch of fashion-challenged-
Just go to hell already! You don't know what that is! +2
*The Rogue Wolves, chasing the Queen, are then defeated by...squirrels*
No...no, I am now skipping. I'm sorry, but this movie is getting on my nerves. Besides, how are wolves defeated by squirrels? + 1
*Strom and Claw, working with the Rogues, overthrow the King (Literally) and are visited by some geese*
Strom: Hey! You four!
There's five...there are five geese...my god, are we in kindergarten? +2
*So, Humphrey, disguised, tries turning Strom and King against each other but it's pretty pointless and there's a big battle (Without Garth and Lilly...) and the bad guys lose and everyone starts dancing
Finally, it's over...it's all over...
Darth Plageuis: Wow...and I thought my story was a tragedy...
I would like to thank those for reading these stories. If you enjoy these movies, I have nothing against you.
Total Sins: 16