After a boat ride, our heroes arrived in Lilycove City, a big city in Hoenn.

'Why did you want to go here, Brock?' Ash asked.

'To get laid.'

'Who are you going to fuck?' Misty asked, while noticing that Brock was holding his beloved Playboy magazine, with the curvy Contest Superstar Lisia on the cover.

'I'm going to look for Lisia. She's my sexual fantasy. She's even hotter than Pike Queen Lucy!' Brock explained. 'Lisia's boobs are so fucking big...'

'Wait... So we're just going here so you can try to seduce a woman, without even knowing whether she's interested in your pathetic tiny dick?' Misty teased. 'Nurse Joy told me that you have a micropenis!'

'I'm sure she wants me. Every woman falls for my pick-up artistry,' Brock said. 'I'm an alpha male!'

Ash giggled while hearing that. 'Every woman you try to hit on rejects you!'

'This time, things will be different!' Brock assured his friend. 'Just look at this picture of Lisia in Playboy. She's got the biggest natural boobs in the world! She even made Hoenn's Guinness Book of World Records for that!'

'Brock, Lisia can get anybody she wants,' Misty said. 'Why would she get it on with a pervert like you?'

Then, when reaching the shore of Lilycove, they saw a blue-haired woman sitting down on a bench with her Altaria. A woman our heroes easily recognized after seeing the cover of Brock's Playboy magazine all the time.

Of course, Brock ran up to her and started flirting. 'Hey sexy, I'm Brock and my cock is harder than a rock!'

'Oh, wow! I like bold men. Let's go to my place and have some FUN!' Lisia said, while Brock clearly saw that the woman of his dreams was not wearing a bra. After all, her Diglett were poking through her top.

'I'll see you two later, Ash and Misty! We'll meet up tomorrow outside the hotel!' Brock said.

Without waiting to hear what his friends would say about how he seduced Lisia, the pervert followed the Contest Idol and her Altaria to her house.

'Hey, I see you're holding last month's Playboy magazine in your hand,' Lisia said. 'Have you been...?'

'Yeah, even on the boat to Lilycove! My friends were disgusted, but I don't care. I normally don't read Playboy, but your hotness is impossible to resist.'

'Wow, that's sexy,' Lisia said.

Then, they reached the Contest Superstar's house. The two immediately took off their clothes and went to Lisia's bedroom.

In bed, Lisia was resting on her back. Brock pinched her hard Diglett, causing her to moan even louder than an Exploud. 'Oh yeah, Brock!'

After pinching, Brock gave her a belly rub. 'I love chubby women. Much hotter than the skinny Playboy models. I masturbate to your pictures way more often than I do to pictures of skinnier women. And I love how chubby women have bigger tits!'

'Thank you!'

'Yeah, the Lilycove Two are huge!' Brock said, while staring at the biggest breasts he had ever seen.

To set the mood, Lisia turned on speakers on her computer and played the Queen song Don't Stop Me Now, one of her favourite sex songs.

Tonight I'm gonna have myself a real good time
I feel alive
And the world I'll turn it inside out, yeah
I'm floating around in ecstasy
So, don't stop me now
Don't stop me
'Cause I'm having a good time, having a good time

When hearing Freddie Mercury's sexual song, Lisia got even wetter. 'Do me, Brock. Do me.'

Then, he went even lower and jammed his hand in her Cloyster, causing the already wet Water Pokemon to use Surf. That way, the pervert from Pewter City did not need any lube anymore to jam his Metapod in there. And so, after being Lisia's sex machine ready to explode, to quote Freddie Mercury, Brock's Metapod used String Shot while Lisia squirted.

'That was FUN, Brock! This is one of the sexiest moments of my life!' Lisia complimented him.

'That was even better than the dream I had about a threesome with two Nurse Joys!' Brock said.

'So you are into threesomes?' Lisia asked. 'I've had a few threesomes.'

'Oh? Who did you shag?' Brock asked.

'Well, last month, Professor Oak invited me to come over to Pallet Town. He and his girlfriend Delia wanted to have a threesome, needed another woman, and Professor Oak told me that I've always been his biggest sexual fantasy. It was FUN! Professor Oak has a huge Metapod. And Delia has pretty nice tits and a tight Cloyster.'

'Well, the part about Delia is hot. Did you have any fun with just women, without men being involved? I don't care about what you do with other guys than me.'

'I'm not a lesbian. I'm bi. So you have to accept that I have sex with men. Don't fetishize my sexuality!' Lisia snapped. Then, she smiled at the horny man who was in her bed. 'But yes, I had a one night stand with Lady Gaga last week. My first time with just a woman. It was pretty nice!'

'Oh wow, awesome! Did you take pictures?'

Lisia grabbed her phone and showed him a selfie. However, it was not the sexual photo Brock was hoping for. It was a pretty innocent picture of the two at Lilycove's beach. Sure, Lisia was obviously sunbathing topless, but Lady Gaga had her hands on the Contest Superstar's erect nipples. Meanwhile, the Poker Face singer was wearing a bikini, much to Brock's dismay. Of course the photo was still sexy, but Brock was hoping for more explicit nudity.

'That's not what I was had in mind...' Brock teased. 'Do you have any videos of you and Lady Gaga? Any girl on girl action?'

'No, Brock! Just because people call me a Contest Superstar doesn't mean I'm a porn star!'

'Oh well, it's still hot,' Brock said. 'Did you have any other fun with women?'

'Yeah, one more threesome. Pike Queen Lucy visited me a few months ago. And this super hot guy who just happens to be my fuckbuddy. The guy who is the hottest person on the planet. No one is as hot as him, and no sex is as good as the sex with him...' she said with a dreamy face. 'And he has a huge Metapod!'

'Who is it?' Brock asked.

'You might know him,' Lisia said. 'He's a judge on Hoenn Pop Idol and on X-Factor.'

'Who is it?'

'Simon Cowell. He's my fuckbuddy. Nobody is hotter than him! He also got Lucy wet. And my Cloyster was dripping...' Lisia said with a dreamy face.

'How about next time, you get rid of Simon Cowell and I take his place?'

'I don't wanna get rid of Simon! You're hot, but Simon's cock is way bigger than yours. He fucks me so hard that I squirt in his face, which is FUN!' Lisia said.

'But he's so old, and he's so mean to all those contestants...' Brock moaned. 'I'd be way nicer to the pretty girls.'

'And the male candidates? How would you treat them?' Lisia wondered.

'I would not let any male contestant advance through the audition round. That way, only hot women end up in the final rounds. Even the ones who can't sing. I only watch Pop Idol and X-Factor to see hot female contestants.'

'You're a creep, Brock! You're not FUN!' Lisia snapped. 'I actually thought you were hot enough to be a second fuckbuddy for me, but you're a fucking creep!'

Then, she saw the Playboys poking out of his bag. 'You said you only liked the Playboy magazine with me in it... You dirty liar!'

'But how can I resist Champion Cynthia's naked pictures? Or the edition with Maylene and Candice doing some scissoring on the cover?' Brock explained. 'Those two lesbians are so hot when they do it... Much hotter than that video on YouPorn in which Champion Cynthia was shagging your uncle Wallace... Sure, Cynthia squirting is nice, but I prefer girl on girl action.'

'Oh, so now I get it...' Lisia thought. 'You're a creep! You objectify two women who get intimate. You are turned on by stories about Lady Gaga and me. But when I'm having fun with men, you get jealous! You only see my bisexuality as a fetish, instead of as a legitimate sexual orientation. You're a biphobic dick!'

'But Lisia... Watching girl on girl action is hot...'

'You're not FUN, Brock! Simon is much more fun than you. At least he accepts me the way I am. He enjoys the threesomes without fetishizing my bisexuality! And he's the hottest person on the planet!'

'Wait, don't you want to have a threesome with Lady Gaga and me?' Brock asked.

'Get out!' Lisia snapped. She was done with the Pokemon Breeder. 'When Lady Gaga visits me again next month, I'm inviting Simon to have a threesome with her and me!'

After Lisia pushed him out the door, her Altaria used Hyper Beam and sent the pervert flying. 'Al Al ALTARIA!' the Pokemon squealed, while shooting a powerful beam from his mouth.

'Brock's blastin' off again!' the pervert screamed, while he was shot in the air.

The next day, Brock was walking through Lilycove with Ash and Misty. When our heroes were walking towards the art museum, Brock saw Lisia making out with Simon Cowell. Lisia's erect nipples were poking through her top, indicating that she was not wearing a bra and that she was very horny around Simon.

Meanwhile, the tent in Simon's jeans revealed that he had a Metapod. The X-Factor judge used one hand to pet her exposed soft, chubby belly. His other hand was resting under her crop top, on her right boob. The Contest Idol had a wet spot on her shorts. Lisia's Cloyster was clearly not dry. Of course, Simon caused this wet spot to appear, much to Brock's dismay.

'It looks like Lisia is having a lot of FUN!' Misty teased, while impersonating the Contest Idol's voice when saying the last word of that sentence.

Then, Brock's face turned blue, just like when someone said Professor Ivy's name. To add insult to injury, a blue Pokemon started winking at the pervert to troll him. 'Al Al Altaria!'