This is for BringWonder on Twitter with the promt: Lucifer laying under the Christmas tree to remind his family(Chloe in particular) that he is a Gift.
"LUCIFER!" Chloe shouts, her eyebrows nearly reaching her hairline as she unintentionally drops her Christmas shopping on the hardwood floor at her feet. "What are you doing?!"
"Oh hello detective," Lucifer practically purrs at her from his prone position under the tree.
"see anything you like?"
Her mouth drops open. Lucifer is Naked as the day he was created with nothing but a sprig of mistletoe hanging over his very perfect appendage.
"Um, yes I do," she says slowly "but honestly this is not what I was expecting as a Christmas gift."
His brows furrow in confusion. "But is this not the best type of present? I mean look at me..." He replaces his worried expression with a radiant smile, "am I not exactly what you desire for Christmas?"
"of course you are Lucifer," Chloe says moving to crouch down beside him, her hand cupping his cheek. "But I think it would be better if I could unwrap my present later. In private." She finishes her statement by taking her eyes down his lithe form to accentuate her point.
"Plus," she adds, "I'm not sure how Dan and my mother would take it if they found you like this. Not with Trixie in the house."
His face falls, like he's been kicked. Chloe's heart clenches at the sight.
"But, for what it's worth, I really, REALLY can't wait to unwrap you."
He smirks up at her, eyes bright as she leans down and kisses him.
"Now go out something on, I need your help to wrap the rest of the presents."
"As you wish, detective." Lucifer gets up and retreats upstairs, his bum the last piece of perfect flesh Chloe sees and she can't help but let out a happy sigh. No matter how frustrating or ridiculous he can be, Chloe wouldn't change him for the world.