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Chapter 27
[Scene cuts back to the vikings at the dragon's nest.]
STOICK
„When we crack this mountain open, all hell is going to break loose."
GOBBER
„In my undies. Good thing I brought extras."
„Please spare me the details!" I cringed.
STOICK
„No matter how this ends, it ends today."
[Catapults break a hole into the side of the mountain, and a flaming ball of straw reveals thousands of dragons inside. Stoick charges in screaming loudly, and all the dragons flee in terror, not a single one attacking.]
GOBBER
„Is that it?"
„Nope."
SPITELOUT
„We've done it!"
„Definitely not!"
[A loud roar is heard and the mountain starts to crack.]
STOICK
„This isn't over. Form your ranks! Hold together!"
„Better run away. To safety somewhere."
[More cracks appear. The vikings finally realize the upcoming danger.]
STOICK
„Get clear!"
GOBBER
„Beard of Thor... what is that?"
„A giant beast of a dragon."
[The Red Death, a dragon more that five times the size of the Vikings' ships, breaks out of the mountain, roaring furiously.]
STOICK
„Odin, help us. Catapults!"
„They won't help you."
VIKING
„Get to the ships!"
STOICK
„No! NO!"
[The Red Death sets the whole viking fleet aflame.]
GOBBER
„Heh. Smart, that one."
STOICK
„I was a fool. [To Spitelout] Lead the men to the far side of the island."
SPITELOUT
„Right. Everybody to the far side of the island!"
STOICK
„Gobber, go with the men."
GOBBER
„I think I'll stay, just in case you're thinking of doing something crazy."
STOICK
„I can buy them a few minutes if I give that thing someone to hunt."
„But please don't do it alone!"
GOBBER
„Then I can double that time."
STOICK
„HERE!"
GOBBER
„Oh, no, HERE! Come on! Bite me!"
STOICK
„No, me!"
„Oh, Gods, help those two muttonheads!"