Hextech Food and Drinks

9:30 P.M

"So Ionia is really like that Yas? I didn't think it could get crazy like that bro. People comin' back from the dead? That shit crazy." I told Yas. Yasuo, sittin' across from me took a sip from his clear glass full of that nasty shit he calls "Sake".

"Yes, Ionia can get a little weird sometimes. Because of that I made peace." Yas responded to me.

"Shit, back when I lived in Zaun, all I saw growin' up is theft, magic, and some really ugly dudes like Urgot. I got out of there somehow." Ekko, sitting to my left on the inside of the booth was talkin' about his upbringin'. The kid was smart as hell man, he built my computer at my apartment. That shit plays all my games.

"Well one time when I was Shurima, I was in this old pyramid and finally found a mana tear that was legend to have infinite power that could power up my other things I collected. When I grabbed it a booby trap released so many creatures that I almost got caught... until this..." Ezreal, the youngest in the group, was a real life Indiana Jones. He's been all over the world finding "powerful" objects that he never uses again which makes no sense. Still man, the kid was funny and his stories of his adventures were good to hear. He made a air drawing of the shape of a woman's ass and talked again. "Thick girl came and helped me out of nowhere."

"Well I know you hit that afterwards bro." I teased. Ez sighed and looked sad.

"After she saved me and we killed all the creatures, she kissed me goodbye and disappeared into this void portal. I never seen her again."

"Damn haha." I laughed.

"It doesn't matter, I am going to Damacia in a few days to finally speak to this girl who I know I can't get. I am finally getting the chance!" Ez said with a confident look like he just won a war. As the conversation continued I took a sip of my sprite and reflected a little. Finally got out of the fighting business in Ionia, gave my momma a handful of funds and a number if she needs me, moved to Piltover to see something new and chilling with my homies I met through my life, Ekko, Yasuo, and Ezreal. I mean how...

Can...

It...

Holy shit.

My eyes and dick saw a woman enter the bar... with another girl by her side. She was wearing a police uniform, pink hair, shaved on one side, small VI tattoo on her right cheek, tits a little out on that tight police top, long legs, black heels, vanilla skin, in shape body, a little piercing on her nose and ears...

This woman was fuckin' fine.

I quickly stop looking and tried to tune into the conversation that my boys was havin' but my eyes kept lookin' back her. She sat down at the bar with her partner and both of them started talking about something. Again I tried lookin' away... but those damn legs, that ass she had, man I wonder what she...

Fuck.

We made eye contact. I quickly darted my eyes and looked at a random spot in the bar to take the tension off of me. Once I slowly looked back at the woman she was looking back at her partner. A sigh of relief came over me until she got up, turned in my direction and started walking to me.

See my plan was to talk to her after the boys left but I guess that shit is going to happen now huh? She might think I am a damn creep when I was only takin' a look at her fine ass. My momma told me I look to much and now it's about to bite me in my ass. I acted cool and looked away again but those heels were clicking really close to my ear.

Before I knew it, this amazon woman was already at the table looking down at me and the homies.

"Yo, why you keep lookin' at me?" She asked. This completely stopped my bros conversation.

This also made me real fuckin' nervous. I never met a woman who sounds so... fierce. You only see those in Ionia but in Piltover? Nah man.

No one said a word but stared at the fine police officer... except me, I was being a little pussy. The fact that she stepped up to my table just to call me out on my perverted eyes already gave me the idea that this woman was the real deal. Most of them just enjoy the looks, she wasn't having it. "Yo, I'm talkin' to you bro. Why you keep lookin' at me but don't do nothin' about it?"

Damn.

Now that... almost made my whole dick twitch. She isn't calling me a pervert, this woman is calling me a coward. A coward who didn't act upon seeing something he obviously wanted to fuck. Yasuo sighed but showed a smile, Ez was laughing and of course Ekko had to talk shit. "Damn Sett, she said you actin' like a little bitch." I rolled my eyes and leaned back into my side of the booth.

"Look I think you look real nice, so nice I couldn't keep my eyes off of you." Okay, smooth. I thought it would make her smile at least but she didn't crack. Instead I got such a angry look of disgust that I thought she was going to beat me into a pulp.

Instead she gives me a curve ball. She pulls out a pink phone, swiped her finger on it a few times, and handed it to me.

"Give me your number. Next time if you want somethin' don't be a little puss."

Now she gave me a playful smirk.

I gave her my number and she took her phone. She turned around and walked back to her purple haired partner.

"That was weird. Normally you would ask them, she asked you." Yasuo pointed out.

"Yeah it is a little odd. Out of all the women I had fucked I always approached them. I guess I might be dealing with something that is worth my time. She's different."

Yo.

Welcome to Am I... Gay? Great title.

This is intended to be a humorous short story with a nice intense lemon at the end. You have been warned, this involves futa on male and vice versa, so yeah. if you stick with this thank you for reading, I appreciate your time.