4:30 P.M

"So I called you boys here to make sure I am not going crazy." Yas, Ekko, and Ez lookin' at me with confused faces.

"What's good homie? You aite?" Ekko asked. I sighed and leaned back on my couch seat. We were all sittin' in my livin' room on my square couch.

"Listen, I need real advice man. Like for real. What I am about to say, please don't judge the fuck outta' me." I said.

"I can help hide the body." My man Yas came outta' left field with that shit. At least I know who to go to if that would ever happen.

"No... Yas. It's somethin' else." I pointed out.

"Sett just say it bro. I doubt it can be that bad." Ez said. I sighed again and cleared my head. Man I am about to tell my boys I sucked a female dick... I don't even think you should call it that. A dick is a dick.

And I touched and kissed the hell out of it.

"So, that cop I met the other day, we hit it off real well. I think she might be the female version of me yo." I paused and got to the point. "So we in my apartment, she put me on the wall, and then... put my hand in her panties." I paused again. "What I felt was... somethin different. She has both body parts."

Silence.

"And what I did next, which made me so horny, was gave her a handjob. I even got on my knees and put it in my mouth. I made her nut all over me." Okay, its out in the world.

Still silent... I guess they got-

"HAHAHAHAHAHA! OH SHIT! SETT ARE YOU A FAG?" Of course it would be Ekko... "I knew it man, you just a sugar cookie, a cupcake, man I knew you was sweet underneath all that muscle." While Ekko was laughing, Yasuo sighed but smiled, and Ez looked concerned like fuck.

"That's very weird... so is she a man and a woman? Do you call her... a her? Or a him?" He asked.

"She's a woman, she got into a accident in Zaun and her shit just morphed into a cock. Listen, it's not about her man, am I secretly homo man? I have never been so hard in my life dog." This made Ekko laugh even harder.

"Bro... oh shit man... haha... bro you are definitely gay fam." At this point, Ekko's words are not even being considered. He is laughing to much. Finally, the oldest out of all of us, spoke his mind.

"Sett, are you sure her penis turned you on?" Yasuo asked me.

"I mean, it had to right?" I said confused.

"Well if it... turned you on then..." Ez was trying to add this shit together.

"Nah bro, you are gay in my book. Next step is gettin' fucked in the ass by a big hairy dude. Hell you already lookin' the part, most pretty dudes are little buttercups on the inside." I rolled my eyes and clapped back.

"And hoodlums like you don't look like inventors." I smirked as he finally shut his ass up.

"Damn, good one. Anyway, Sett, I don't think you are gay. If she is a woman then I don't think so." Yas added.

"Bro, she has a dick man. Dick only belongs to dudes. There is no way around that shit." I said, which makes sense.

"That does make sense, but I have to go, I am meeting someone today." Ez said as he stood up. "Sett I hope you figure it out, either way it goes, you will always be big bro to me."

"Nah, he is going to be sweet Sett now haha." Ekko is still talkin' shit haha.

"Out of everyone here, we got some type of action, except you Ekko. Who is really a cupcake here?" Ooooh, my clapback game on point.

"Man, I got all the hoes bro!" He yelled which made all of us laughed. "Anyway, you still big homie to me, you coming to the basketball court tomorrow?" He asked.

"Of course. You want to get dunked on?" I taunted. Ekko smirked and dapped me up. Ez gave me a fist bump as they left out the front door.

"Look, I'll ask this, do you feel like you like men?" Yas asked me. "Also by your logic, lesbians like dick as well. Explain that."

Damn I don't have a answer.

"You are making it seem like it's for special occasions. Yas, she made me so hard bro. After that, I fucked the dog shit out of her, grabbed her hair, choked her, but with her dick there it... made me do more." I admitted. I paused as Yas leaned back into his part of the couch. "Like, our balls would touch, I would tease her and make her cum on my waist as I was fuckin' her missionary."

Thinkin about this shit... fuck man... I miss her already.

"Then, Yas, Once she got comfortable, and when she got on top, she was making me her bitch. Choking me, makin' me moan her name, that made me hard as fuck bro. All this time... I was thinkin' shit like... I want her to fuck me, make me hers, bruh what the fuck am I even sayin? You feel me man? I aint never thought about another dick in my ass until I met her."

Yas chuckled like the smooth homie he is. He cleared his throat and leaned forward to speak. "Sett, you were really horny bro. But I will say this, if you really think you are gay, I want you to try and act like it, go date a guy, have sex with one, but I known you for so long, that I doubt you will do that." I smiled a little bit. Me and Yas go way the fuck back.

"Listen, Sett, you love women so much, maybe her having a penis made your mind explode. It's so different from society that you couldn't stop looking at it. Does that mean you are gay? No. Same goes with lesbians. They like other women who look like men. Does it make sense? Fuck no, but those girls know they don't like men period. I say do this, go talk to that woman. Express how you feel."

That's why Yas is my homie.

"Okay. Imma text her and see if she want to come over." I pulled out my phone and scrolled to her name. "While we sitting here, let me whoop yo ass on some MKX, Tekken, or Smash Bros." I taunted.

"Shit, I brought some weed, you order some food, we good. Whenever Riven calls me or your girl get here, i'll leave." I nodded and scrolled to Dominoes on my phone. "Also I got better, so let's see who about to get their ass whooped." I smiled as I stood up and stretched.

"Ight then, bring it homie."

10:30 P.M

"Ight Yas, take care homie." Yas gave me a fist bump as he left my crib. A few minutes later, Vi showed up, lookin like a fuckin snack. She got a white snapback on backwards, a pink jacket that stopped at her belly, her tits comin out this black sports bar, pink sweat pants, and white shoes. She smell like she just got out the shower and those pants showed off her ass.

I let her in as she walked up to me. She closed the door behind me and as it was closing she grabbed the back of my head. She took my lips with suck a passionate kiss that I completely forgot why I called her over here. She broke the kiss and looked at me with those dark blue eyes. "You aint texted me in a few days punk. I been thinkin about you bro. You need to call me more." I smiled as rubbed my head.

"That's what I called you here for. I... need to talk to you Vi."