It was a regular workday for Magolor. After he had tried to take over the entire world by tricking Kirby and his friends, Magolor had decided to reform and pursue his other passion (besides world conquest) which was architecture. His latest project was building an amusement park in order to make up his misdeeds to Kirby, although Kirby really didn't care all that much.

However, this information is all irrelevant as far as this story goes, as Magolor had decided to take the day off and go to the market to buy fancy or shiny things for his own pathetic amusement. He made his way out his home, which was a giant flying ship although nobody seemed to be to impressed that this was the case. At least Magolor thought it was cool.

Although he seemed to be making god progress on foot (does Magolor even have feet), he realized something had gone terribly wrong. Looking over to his disembodied hand, he noticed he was carrying the pair of pants he had meant to put on BEFORE he left. How embarrassing!

Magolor looked around, and thankfully no one was around to see him put on his prized pair of pants. Although Magolor didn't have legs to fit into the pants, he thought it unbecoming to go into town without pants on.

But soon Magolor heard someone approach him from behind. It was the loud sound of a zooming Wheelie coming up behind him, and on top of him sat a hyper-realistic human man. But why?

- Hi there. Are you going into town?

Magolor looked at him but didn't respond, feeling a bit intimidated by the burly man before him.

-It's a cold morning, don't you think? Wouldn't it be better a nice heat?

Magolor couldn't help but think that this man was hitting on him, maybe because of his incessant winking, or perhaps due to Magolor's inflated sense of self worth. But Magolor decided not to take this bait, after all he was still a wanted criminal and he wanted to wait before he revealed his make up project to the world. He tried to walk away.

But the man turned the Wheelie around to cut him off. Magolor jumped back.

-C'mon boy, we're asking nicely.

A couple of men got his way out of the bushes, surrounding him. Magolor couldn't help but smirk at the guns they were showing.

-Really, you think guns will stop me? I'll have you know that I was able to hold my own in a battle against the legendary dragon Landia and even Kir -

Before Magolor could finish though, he found himself knocked out. Perhaps he thought he was stronger than he truly was, as a taser had managed to knock him out cold in a matter of seconds.

He awoke to a kick in his stomach

-Wakey, wakey, sunshine.

Magolor looked up to find that the man from before was standing above him, looking down upon the poor little... uh whatever species Magolor is. He found himself unable to move his arms around, with chains holding him by the wrist.

Magolor couldn't help but wonder why these chains had been holding him down so effectively, but soon found the answer as he saw that his normally disembodied hands were connected all the way down to his body. Magolor looked further down to find that he had proper legs too, perfect for his pants if his kidnappers hadn't taken them from him.

-What have you done to me!

-Quiet kid, we need to inspect you to see if you make good bride material.

Magolor was wondering what that meant, but his thoughts were interrupted when the man pulled him on his knees and got his fingers inside Magolor's mouth, forcing him to keep it open. The man looked carefully at his open mouth, but why?

Magolor was feeling rather feisty thought and he bit down on the man's finger. He let out a quick yelp in pain.

-This boy here is tougher than he looks.

The man then took his lit cigarette in his hand and placed it on Magolor's shoulder in retaliation.

-I'm sure these pretty eyes will look better clouded with tears.

However, another man walked behind him, taser in hand.

-Let's knock him out, we'll be able to inspect him a little better that way.

Before Magolor could protest, he was tazed once again and fell limp.

-What the hell man, you took away all the fun I was going to have with him.

The two men looked at Magolor's fainted body. But what were they intending to do with him, and why was Magolor a human now? You will not find answers to these questions because I ain't writing any more of this.