Chapter 31 The Big announcement
It's been a month since Korra found out she was pregnant and a few weeks since Katara passed away and told her she was having triplets. Two sons and a daughter. Korra was just happy to have kids in general and wasn't picky on the genders.
Right now She and Sean were in bed as she held him close while both their hands were on her stomach.
"Mmm." Korra moaned as she began to wake up before feeling her stomach and smiled.
"Morning." Sean said waking up as she kissed him .
"Morning." Korra said half asleep before he kissed his way down before coming to her stomach making her smile before he came back up and kissed her again.
Soon the two were up and dressed in the living room.
"Ok we've kept this from the others long enough it's time we tell them." Sean said.
"I know...But I have an idea to make it interesting." Korra said grinning.
"What are you up to now?" Sean asked.
"Ok hear me out." Korra said holding her hands out. "My parents are coming here today and your brother is doing another of his comedy routines later." Korra said.
"Yeah so?" Sean asked.
"I want you to join him and find the perfect moment to tell them the announcement." Korra said making him widen his eyes.
"You want me to help him in his dumb jokes only to take away all the attention from him to us?" Sean asked making her nod. "You are evil you know that?" Sean said making her laugh before kissing him.
"Please?" Korra said making him chuckle.
"Ok. I'll do but only because you asked." Sean said making her grin. "Besides...Reznov and I have been planning a prank on him for some time." Sean said making her blink.
"What are you up to?" Korra asked making him grin.
"Oh trust me. This is gonna make you laugh big time." Sean said making her grin before kissing him.
"Oh I don't doubt that." Korra said.
Later
The entire group minus Ikki and Meelo were at the theater for Turok's show. Jinora was here since she was more mature to understand Turok's more adult joke.
"This is nice to be spending time together." Senna said to Korra making her smile..
'Oh it's gonna be a day to remember Mom just you wait.' Korra thought amused.
"Here they come." Asami said as Turok, Reznov and Sean walked to the stage getting an applause.
"Not that I'm not happy to have you two up here but why?" Turok asked.
"Korra asked me to do it." Sean said making her giggle.
"Julia did the same and she wants me to make sure you don't go over the line." Reznov said.
"You mean like with your drinking habits?" Turok asked making people laugh while he looked annoyed. "You know how many pints of Asgardian booze this guy goes through on a daily basis? Three times the size of his father." Turok said making people laugh harder while Sean snicker.
"Sad thing is this is actually true." Sean said.
"Who's side are you on?" Reznov asked annoyed.
"Whatever. You know I'm starting to actually like Republic City. But Theres just one thing they could do to make it better." Turok said.
"And Whats that?" Reznov asked curious.
"Kill off Raiko." Turok said making people laugh. "The guy is a bigger asshole than Amon and Unalaq put together." Turok said.
"Thats debatable." Sean said making people laugh.
"I actually heard he's having a statue built in his HONOR. Can you say EGO?" Turok asked making people laugh while Korra widen her eyes.
"Are you serious?" Sean asked annoyed.
"Yup. Of course the people in the city think he's being self centered again. This happened while you and Korra went on Vacation. Speaking of which...Be glade you weren't here." Turok said shuddering as did Jinora.
"What happened?" Sean asked making Reznov snicker.
"While you were gone Aphrodite showed up. Jinora and I were reading a nice book and she decides to bug me." Turok said making people laugh.
"Jinora?" Tenzin asked making her nod looking very uncomfortable.
"What happened?" Pema asked concerned.
"Just wait for it." Jinora said.
"What happened?" Sean asked planning on having a few words with her.
"She walks into the room without pants on and asks...Does this Thong make my ass look fat?" Turok asked making people burst out laughing while Tenzin and Pema were red in the face as Jinora held her face. "And she said it sexually as well. That woman has no restraint. We both were fucking mortified!" Turok said holding his face.
"Now I see exactly why Sean has issues with her." Korra said annoyed.
"You didn't answer her question did you?" Sean asked.
"I probably shouldn't have." Turok said.
"What did you say?" Sean asked concerned.
"I asked her if it was a Thong, or if her ass grew over her panties?" Turok said making people burst out laughing including Korra and her mother while Jinora giggled.
"Ok she deserves that buts thats terrible." Sean said.
"Maybe...I probably should have stopped there." Turok said making him concerned.
"The hell else did you say?" Sean asked.
"I said...No, the Thong doesn't make your ass look fat. Your fat ass makes your fat ass look fat." Turok said making everyone burst out laughing. "The thong is the Victim with all those sex diseases she carries." Turok said making people laugh harder as did Sean and Reznov.
"Ok that was well deserved. And I'll have a few words with her later." Sean said.
"So how was your vacation and where did you two even go?" Turok asked making him grin.
"Ember island." Sean said making people cheer.
"Oh good...Have any..."
"Turok you finish that question and I will shove my foot up your ass so far I'll kick your teeth out from the inside out." Sean said making people laugh.
"Whatever. Why did you go there instead of Egypt or Asgard?" Turok asked.
"Not worth the long travel for just a week away. Besides it was...Interesting." Sean said leaving out Korra got pregnant.
"If you say so. Though speaking of traveling do you remember when we traveled to one of those poor countries?" Turok asked.
"Yes?" Sean said remembering.
"Well, lets talk about those countries. In the poorest areas." Turok said.
"Yes we went there." Sean said.
"Well in those areas. Their houses...I'm not kidding. Were all made out of Poo." Turok said making some people laugh while the group looked in shock.
"Cow dung." Sean corrected.
"Shit." Turok added making people laugh before Sean gave his brother an annoyed look. "aw, come on, they built their houses out of shit! Who the fuck does that? Couple guys sitting around one day...Tristen and Chuck!" Turok said making people laugh while Reznov gave him a confused look.
"Tristen and Chuck?" Reznov asked.
"I don't know any of their native names do you?" Turok asked making the crowd laugh.
"It's not like they had the same materials that the rest of the world has." Sean said.
"But Shit? Did one of them just look to it and say he we can use shit to build a house!" Tuork yelled making the crowd laugh. "So thats what they decided to do. But thats not the weird part." Turok said.
"What is?" Sean asked dreading the answer.
"All the women said...OK!" Turok yelled making them sigh in annoyance as the crowd laughed. "Oh, come on! They built their houses out of Poo! It's like the Forth little pig that no one talks about!" Turok said making the crowd laugh.
"Oh no." Sean said.
"This little pig built his house out of bricks, This one out of sticks, and this one out of straw, but the forth little pig built his house out of Poo-Poo!" Turok said making people laugh. "Yeah your parents never told you about him!" Turok said.
"Oh brother!" Reznov said rolling his eyes.
"And the Big Bad Wolf said, I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll...OH, MY GOD!" Turok yelled in disgust making the crowd burst out laughing while Sean and Reznov rolled their eyes while Sean gave his wife a look making her laugh harder.
"You so owe me for this big time." Sean said.
"I GOT SHIT IN MY NOSE! What is this, A Caca Casa? Some kind of Crap Cottage? No It's a Poo Palace! It's a Doo-Doo Dwelling! It's a Fart Fort, I tell ya! And she Lives in A Shit shack!" Turok yelled as the crowd laughed and cheered.
"Ok we get it." Sean said having enough.
"Do you think they wake up in the middle of the night and go, whats that smell? Oh, it's the wall!" Turok said.
"Dude!" Reznov said as people laughed.
"Before you go inside do you have to take off your shoes? When you drop food, is there a three-second rule!" Turok asked making them laugh.
"Oh my god!" Sean yelled laughing.
"IT'S RAINING! RUUUUN!" Turok yelled making people laugh again
"Ok thats enough." Sean said before pulling out some papers.
"Whats all this?" Turok asked.
"Reznov thought it would be a good idea for the audience to ask some questions so they wrote some down." Sean said reading one. "Um..." Sean tried to say but snickered.
"What?" Turok asked before he handed it to him. "Dear Turok. Why is it I gag when I brush my tongue but not when I blow my boyfriend?" Turok read with wide eyes making Sean and Reznov laugh along with the rest of the group.
"What the fuck?" Reznov asked laughing his ass off.
"Well obviously your Tooth brush is bigger!" Turok said making the whole place laugh.
"Oh good god!" Sean laughed.
After calming down Sean pulled out the next question.
"Ok Um this is one has a name...Bek...Um Bek is this for real or just joking?" Sean asked.
"It's for Real!" Bek said.
"Ok." Sean said snickering.
"What?" Turok asked.
"Ok you really wanna do this?" Sean asked.
"Yes!" Bek yelled.
"What is it!" Turok yelled grabbing the paper before reading it and widened his eyes. "Holy shit." Turok said.
"What is it?" Korra asked.
"I have no idea." Tonraq said.
"From Bek. It says Dear Turok...Would you help me propose to my girlfriend Zaya?" Turok read making everyone cheer. (Yes this is Bek and Zaya from Gods of Egypt incase people are wondering)
"Oh wow." Korra laughed.
"No." Turok said making people laugh. "Next question." Turok said making Sean laugh. "I'm just kidding. Bek...Can we turn on house lights, please?" Turok asked but nothing happened. "House lights?" Turok asked again but nothing happened making his eyes twitch in annoyance. "Ok the fuckers that are clear drinking on the job! Turn on the fucking lights!" Turok yelled before they turned on the pair.
"There they are." Sean said.
"BEK! Before you do this, Think this through!" Turok yelled making him shake his head.
"Okay, all right. Lets hear it." Reznov said as Bek proposed.
"Yeah!" Turok cheered as he wrapped his arms around Sean and Reznov who laughed. "This is the saddest thing I have ever seen." Turok said.
"How is it sad?" Sean asked.
"He asked the Demon of Sparta's brother to ask his girlfriend to marry him." Turok said.
"OH SHUT UP!" Sean yelled hitting him in the head.
"Totally worth it." Turok said as people laughed. "If you have kids, Name the first one Turok!" Turok yelled making everyone laugh.
"You know that reminds me we have a surprise for you Turok." Reznov said making him gasp.
"Your going in the closest?" Turok asked making people chuckle.
"You mean coming out of the closet." Reznov said.
"Congratulations!" Turok yelled making him growl.
"No I'm not coming out of the closest!" Reznov yelled.
"Your going to continue to hide the Truth?" Turok asked.
"I'm not hiding anything period!" Reznov said getting annoyed.
"So everyone knows now? Congratulations!" Turok yelled making people laugh.
"Turok I have a girlfriend you know that!" Reznov yelled.
"Does Julia know? Maybe she will like this one guy!" Turok said.
"THERE IS NO ONE GUY!" Reznov roared.
"There are many guys?" Turok asked in shock making everyone burst out laughing as did Julia and Jinora while Korra was holding her stomach trying to keep it calm so she didn't hurt her unborn babies. "You are a WHORE!"
"No!" Reznov yelled.
"You should be stoned!" Turok said.
"Turok." Sean tried to say.
"What would your mother say?" Turok asked.
"I'm not a whore." Reznov said.
"Of course your mother would say she's not a whore." Turok said making him growl.
"I'm fucking straight!" Reznov yelled.
"Straight, crooked, we do not need to know graphic details!" Turok yelled making everyone laugh while Reznov roared annoyed.
"I have a girlfriend." Reznov said.
"Not for long...Not when she finds out about your many Boyfriends...WHORE!" Turok yelled making everyone laugh while Reznov looked ready to explode.
"Will you please listen to what we're trying to tell you?" Sean asked.
"I do not talk to whores." Turok said making everyone laugh. "You are dead to me." Turok said.
"Uh your dead to us if we can do this!" Reznov said taking his head off making him glare while everyone laughed.
"So Turok..." Sean tried to say.
"I'm NOT LISTENING! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA LA!" Turok yelled.
"KNOCK IT OFF!" Reznov roared.
"Can we please change the subject?" Sean asked.
"Yes please." Reznov said putting his head back on.
"Whatever. You guys have no sense of humor. How Korra hasn't left your boring ass is beyond me." Turok said making Sean growl while Korra laughed.
"Ok..." Sean said taking a deep breath to calm himself. "Turok what I want you to do is to close your eyes and don't fucking peak." Sean said.
"Your not gonna cut my head off again are ya?" Turok asked making people laugh.
"No just close your damn eyes." Sean said making him do just that before Reznov wrapped a cloth around them.
"HEY!" Turok yelled.
"I don't trust you." Reznov said.
Sean motioned for Jinora to come up making her airbend to the stage.
"What are they doing?" Tenzin asked.
"What are you idiots doing? There better not be a troll or something from Midgard like last time." Turok said as Jinora stood in front of him.
"Nope not even close." Sean said snickering. "Ok on the count of Three open your eyes." Sean said chuckling.
"Whatever." Turok said.
"Ok...ONE...TWO...THREE!" Sean yelled as Reznov took the cloth off and Turok opened his eyes as Jinora kissed him making the crowd cheer and laugh.
Turok was so shocked by this he couldn't even move. And Tenzin froze in shock while Pema laughed.
"Consider that a thank you for saving my life by risking your own." Jinora said.
"Aw." The crowd cheered.
Turok tried to say something but he just fainted on the spot making everyone burst out laughing.
"BAHAHAHAHA!" Sean laughed falling backwards with Reznov as he pounded the ground hard. "And I thought him getting bit in the balls by Trolls was funny!" Sean laughed before Turok woke up and jumped up.
"You two are so gonna pay for that." Turok said making everyone laugh as Jinora went down to her parents. "The 300 year old Virgin sends my..." Turok tried to say before Sean pulled his blade out and stabbed him in the ribs. "OW!" Turok yelled annoyed.
"Stop calling me that. And your one to talk since your a hundred year virgin." Sean said making people laugh.
"Whatever. You can pull it out now." Turok said before Sean tried but couldn't.
"Actually I can't." Sean said.
"What?" Turok asked.
"My blade is caught on your ribs." Sean laughed as the crowd laughed as Reznov tried to help.
"WHAT! YOU SON OF A BITCH! I'll kill you from here you asshole!" Turok yelled before Sean pulled harder and got it out...With his ribs still attached making Sean widen his eyes while Turok had his mouth open looking down seeing the hole in his chest.
"OH MY GOD!" Korra laughed.
Sean snickered before Turok glared at him.
"I KILL YOU! I kill you till your DEAD! And thats worse." Turok said before looking at his ribs that were still on Sean's blade who snickered.
"Oh boy." Reznov said snickering as Turok glared harshly.
"You make one barbecue joke." Turok threatened.
"Anyone got sauce?" Sean asked making everyone laugh while Korra held her stomach since this was better then she could ever hope.
"I'm gonna kill your wife!" Turok yelled making Sean look at Korra who nods making it the perfect moment to tell.
"Um hold on." Sean said pulling his ribs off his blade before putting them back in as Turok regenerated.
"I'm gonna kill you and your wife big time." Turok said making Sean snicker.
"Um...We both know you couldn't kill me even if you really, really tried. Second of all even you wouldn't do something to her...In her current condition." Sean said confusing him and everyone else.
"Korra?" Senna asked concerned.
"Whats he talking about?" Tonraq asked.
"Nothing bad. Just...Wait." Korra giggled.
"Current condi...What? What are you talking about she looks fine. Why wouldn't I kill both of you for that embarrassment?" Turok asked annoyed making him smirk.
"Really? Your gonna kill the woman who's carrying your two nephews and a niece?" Sean asked amused making the whole crowd gasp in shock while the group looked at Korra in shock who grins.
"Surprise." Korra said holding her stomach.
"Your..." Reznov tried to say.
"Wha?" Turok tried to say.
"Korra's pregnant." Sean said grinning making the crowd cheer.
"OH! Bro congratulations!" Turok yelled making him laugh.
Later
"Oh I'm so proud of you." Senna said holding Korra who laughed.
"How far along is she?" Julia asked.
"At least a month. We both decided to do this after I scattered Deimos's ashes." Sean said smiling.
"Thats why you went to Ember Island. I had heard from Jinora the place was said to be romantic. I guess it fits." Turok said.
"Wait hold on. How do you know the Genders already? It's too soon. And how do you know your having triplets?" Tenzin asked making Korra smile.
"Before Katara passed I told her and she examined me. Told me I was having three instead of one. Two sons and a daughter. Kinda like how she had you three." Korra said making Tenzin and his siblings smile.
"And she told me two days after the Funeral. We wanted to tell you guys sooner but we wanted to find the right moment and she made me do this." Sean said making them laugh.
"Well we're all proud of both of you for this." Senna said as Sean held Korra making her smile.
Later
"YOU IDIOT!" Sean roared at Aphrodite who trembled in fear. "Turok Can handle most of your sexual nonsense but doing that in front of a little girl is outrageous! You have no shame." Sean said.
"I was just teasing." Aphrodite said trying to calm him down.
"This is your last warning since Jinora can heal his own wounds of his past just as Korra did for mine. STAY AWAY FROM THEM!" Sean roared before vanishing making her sigh in relief.
"Honestly you have no shame." Hera said making her pout.
Later
The family was celebrating Korra's pregnancy at Air temple island.
Bolin of course was mostly poking Korra's stomach making her laugh.
"Doing that isn't going to make them grow any faster you know." Korra said. (He would so do something like this)
"Bolin knock it off." Mako said pulling him off.
"So...How you handling the fact that your having three instead of one?" Asami asked making her smile holding her stomach.
"Honestly I think this is a really good gift." Korra said before walking outside seeing her husband looking at the stars.
"Tired?" Sean asked.
"Not yet." Korra said before kissing him as they looked at the stars. "It's gonna be a long nine months." Korra said holding her stomach with a smile.
"But well worth it." Sean said kissing her. "I love you." Sean said making her smile holding him close.
"I love you too." Korra said.
Authors Note: Happy Thanksgiving folks. So now Next Chapter we finally begin season 3. Read, Review, Fav and Follow. REVIEW MY LOYAL FANS! SEE YA!