"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars! The island was bathed in a rare blue harvest moon that turns normally sweet creatures into pure evil! Totally unsafe to be out after dark in that! So I made it a night challenge! [chuckles] As they raced, Heather pretended to be affected by the moon, while Cam and his broken specs got ditched by Mike. Or was it Mike? In the end, the Killer Gophers and Confused Salmons won again Anne Maria found out about Mike's new personality, so they took good care of her sending her out. But that was then and this is now. And we can't stop it, so we gotta top it. Right here on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris spoke.
(Total Drama All-Stars Intro from Chapter 2)
(Total Drama All-Stars: Aftermath Intro)
"Good night to you cool dudes I'm Geoff." He leaned coolly.
"And I'm Bridgette." She smiled kindly.
"Let's look at the TV shall we?" Geoff spoke and pointed at the TV, the camara zoomed in on it.
(Boney Island)
"This place is horrifying isn't it my powerful friend eh" Alejandro spoke.
"... friend... eh..." Ezekiel talked.
"Yes my friend, we need to stick together, the others don't like or respect you so we must show them you mean business. You are going to win this year." Alejandro told Ezekiel.
"Win" he said. "How I win?" Ezekiel asked.
Alejandro grinned. "We must take out the one who got second place in the first season. You remember who she is don't you?" Alejandro looked confident.
Ezekiel grinned showing his fangs. "Yeah eh"
(Aftermath Show)
"Oh no Gwen!" Trent said worried.
"Don't worry I'm sure she'll be fine" said Katie. "Yea!" Sadie added. "Psh Doubt it." Noah looked bored and rolled his eyes.
"That's all the time for today, see you next time in the total drama all-stars: Aftermath!" Bridgette looked happy.
(Camp Wawanakwa)
Mal (Toxic Maggots): "This game is just too easy, as the Challenges move along, nobody suspects nice quirky Mike but they're all wrong and because of that they'll all be going home, after the Blue Harvest Moon, I've gathered enough strength to be active at day time instead of only night time, now that I am this powerful there is no way I'll lose." Mal laughed evilly.
Chris(Through the speakers): Ok, Now that the weather's cleared up, get your waterlogged butts down the beach for today's beat-down...I mean challenge!
The camera switches to Chris standing in a clearing as the players fill in.
Chef drips Alejandro and Ezekiel off.
"We survived the night my amigo." Alejandro told Ezekiel, who smiled at him.
"How?" Heather asked.
"By staying very close to my friend Ezekiel." Alejandro spoke.
"Your friend smells like he hasn't showered in a year." Heather pinched her nose.
"Three years eh..." Ezekiel told them.
The contestants Ew'ed.
"Disgusting revelations aside...Chef didn't have time to cook team losers breakfast this morning, because he was busy making these..." Chris motions towards three giant pancakes.
"Pancakes! Each team member gets one minute to scarf up as much pancakey goodness as they can" Chris puts his hands together in a condescending manner.
"When Killer Gophers finish they hear this (a mutant gopher squeal is heard)Then Toxic Maggots hear from this (a slimy sound) and finally confused Salmons heat this (a odd sound effect played) you just have to run through a nausea inducing obstacle course.
"Obstacle course?!" Cameron looked scared.
"It's a nod to the Mad Skills course from last season. The toughest parts, anyway. First you've gotta get past the bouncy butts, they are a real pain.(said obstacle is shown)Then it's on to the retch 'n rolling pins(the rotating pole spins)and a swift kick from the grape crusher gets you back in line(a giant boot gives a kick)
'Pfft, that won't be so hard." Scott scoffed.
"Really? Huh, i wasn't going to add this...(puts his hands in his chin thought)but since Scott's not impressed (grabs his walkie-talkie) Bring it in! (Chef pilots in a helicopter carrying a giant bowl)Say hello to my metal friend(Chef presses a button and the bowl drops on a waiting spike, scarring a nearby intern)I call it the Salad Spinner! The perfect barftastic course." Chris smirked.
"Eh, how does it work?" Mal asked Chris still pretending to be Mike.
"Probably painfully. I Dunno, we didn't have time to test it" Chris grinned.
"Nice one, Scott. And yes, I was being sarcastic!(noticing Scott smiling at her )What? What?!" Courtney yelled at Scott.
"You're pretty when you're mad." Scott told Courtney.
"Barf!" Heather gaged.
"speaking of which...(puts his hands behind his back)Players have to make it through the course without...Ahem...(coughs awkwardly)regurgitating, to get back in line and stay in the game. But if you puke, you're benched( the camera moves to the benches) leaving other players to eat up without your help. Once your pancake's toast, just complete the obstacle course one last time to win. (Motions off camera) Ready?...(pulls out an airhorn)Set...Scarf(blows the airhorn)" Chris spoke.
Jasmine runs to the pancakes and begins to chow them down.
Zoey quickly goes to eat her teams pancake.
"we need a team leader, and i think it should be you." Alejandro points at Heather.
"What?!" Courtney yelled.
"whatever..." Gwen mumbled.
Heather looks surprised but then recomposed herself.
"Fine, you go first but you'd better have big appetite!" Heather told Alejandro.
"as you wish (walks off and begins to eat before seeing two sets of beady eyes looking at him from the pancake)Huh( said eyes belong to two rats who suddenly launch at him)Ouch! Oww!" Alejandro yells.
"Oh yeah,there might be some booby traps and feisty ingredients in those pain-cakes!" Chris smiled.
"are those blueberries?" Zoey asks and eats them.
"i've never heard of fish eyes being called that, but...sure(shrugs before Zoey pukes off camera)And Zoey benched! Who's next?" Chris exclaimed.
"I'm on it" Cameron eats it.
The camera switches back to Alejandro, who had found and pulled out several traps, including a bear trap and a baseball bat.
The loud Speaker plays the Killer Gophers cue.
Chris: eatin' time is over for Alejandro. No it's beating time(pounds his fist into his chair)
Alejandro leaps into the air and somersaults on to the first butt with his teammates cheering him on/commanding him.
"Ooh, very nice moves from Alejandro! And he continues on to the rolling pins" Chris announced.
Alejandro walks backwards across the spinning platform and continues the course untill the giant boot sends him flying "WAHHHAHAHAHHH!" Alejandro screams while falling on the Salad Spinner. An intern pulls out the lever the bowl spins around for a while before opening up. Alejandro falls face first on the ground.
"So that's how it works." Chris smiled.
Alejandro almost pukes and the Killer Gophers gasp but fortunately, he's able to swallow it down, much to everyone's relief.
"Tastes so nice, he ate it twice!" Chris laughed.
Alejandro (Killer Gophers): "Chris will pay for laughing at me." Alejandro sulked.
Chris(Over the intercom): "I sincerely doubt it Al." Chris laughed and Alejandro frowned.
Gwen went after Alejandro finished.
Jasmine also finished the course and now Shawn went.
Cameron went to eat.
"The Killer Gophers may have the lead, but Cameron's got the most game!" Chris laughed.
The Toxic Maggots noise is played.
"Run Cam!" Zoey told him.
"My weight divided by perfect angle, times fear of failure,here it goes!" Cameron jumped towards the bouncy butts but completely missed. "AAAH!" He fell on the mud.
"Argh the gruel's giving me lead-gut! I forgot that's what you get when you eat too much of the good stuff." Scott moaned
"Stop whining and get to chowing! Or whatever your people say!" Courtney told him.
Scott runs over to the pancakes and eats.
"Ugh...I'm stuffed like a thanksgiving pigeon!" Scott ate more.
The Toxic Maggots noise is played.
The camera switches to Gwen who is stuffing her face with chunks of pancakes,gagging slightly.
The Killer Gophers.
Gwen looks up with crabs comming out from under the pancake and jumping on her.
"Ow Ah ow!" Gwen said in pain as crabs are on her.
"I'm not going after Gwen! She'll leave a booby trap in there for me!" Courtney whined
"Um, I think she's a little to busy for that." Heather told her.
"Fine! I'll go next! But if we lose,Gwen goes home, deal?" Courtney told Heather.
"Deal" Heather told Courtney.
"The Killer Gophers are 2/4 Done! But it looks like the Toxic Maggots are 1.5/4 Done and Confused Salmons are 2.5/4 Done! Someone needs to up their appetite, big time." Chris spoke as Scarlett's finished eating and doing the obstacle course.
Up on the platform, Gwen jumps into the Bouncy Butt and her cheeks bulge but she manages to keep it in, even after several bounces, falling face first into the platform.
Scott and Heather cringe.
Gwen groans but it's muffled by her cheeks.
Chris: (as Scott balances on the rolling pins): Toxic Maggots Scott jumps ahead! And, Killer Gophers Gwen's head is turning a new shade of green!
The camera pawns over to Gwen's face which is indeed a putrid shade of green.
Scott didn't stop for Gwen, he just kept going.
Gwen puts her hands over her mouth to keep from spewing vomit all over.
"Ow...(grins)And Gwen gives the hurl of shame new meaning. Hit the bench" Chris tells her, Gwen goes to the bench.
Gwen (Killer Gophers): Gwen clutches a bucket in her hand and pukes on it.
Scott was tiredly running through the obstacle course.
"Run Scott! Run like you're life depends on it...Which it does!" Mal speaking like Mike said.
Mal (Toxic Maggots): "If our team loses again then Scott is definitely going home and that's what I'll be going for, I wanted to get that piece of dirt from under my shoe for a while." Mal chuckled.
"Why would i go next? I'm team capitan." Heather told to Courtney angrily.
"because I said so." Courtney placed her hands on her hips.
"Hehehehehah! Killer Gophers Next!" Chris laughed.
"Ladies we're wasting time." Alejandro spoke.
"Ugh I'll go again." Courtney said.
Scott finished the course and Cameron tried to go again but puked cause of a stink bomb.
"Mike if you could access your other personalities, would they be able to help?" Asked Cameron to Mike.
"Even if i could access my alternate personalities, i don't think they'd help Svetlana only eats veggies, Vito's a total carnivore,Manitoba hates carbs and Chester would just complain there's too much Syrup." Mal spoke like Mike.
It was Mal's Turn.
"You can do it!" Zoey told Mike.
"Scarf for your life!" Scott told Mike.
The Toxic Maggots Sound played.
Mal was doing a he obstacle course no problem.
Courtney begins stuffing her face with pancake before something green explodes into her making her scream.
"Ahh! Green Jelly! Gah, get it off me,get it of me!!!!" Courtney screamed while running wildly waving her arms.
"why is she freaking out so much?" Cameron asked.
"Season one, Phobia Factor challenge! She's terrified of that stuff!" Gwen spoke.
The Killer Gophers sound plays.
Mal was send screaming while being launched into the air "Ahhhh!" He lands Inside the Salad Spinner.
The Salad Spinner spins for a couple of seconds then releases him into the ground.
"Can't resist a little chaos!" Mal cackled maniacally and pulled down the lever.
"Mike are you okay?" Zoey asked getting a bit closer.
Mal fixed his hair and voice. "ahahaha why am I laughing when I feel like barfing..." Mal spoke like Mike.
Courtney screams as she flies into the Salad Spinner.
"And Courtney makes it to the Spinner!" Chris Announced.
An intern pulls the lever to make it spin.
"Whoa-Oh-Oh-Oh-Oh!" Courtney yelled from inside the spinner, it was going way faster than normal. A little red light on the intern's side begins flashing "Is this normaaaal?" Courtney screams as the machine sputters and sparks, sending her flying into the air and Chris laughs.
Courtney (Killer Gophers): She was shivering while curled up in a fetal position with her hair strands shooting out and her eyes glazed with fear. "Seeing...Future...Must stop eating cake!" She spoke terrified.
"Looks like the Killer Gophers are about to taste victory. And maybe some old shoes, we put some in their pancake." Chris spoke. The Pie Chart showed Killer Gophers 3/4 Toxic Maggots 2.5/4 and Confused Salmons 3.5/4!
Beardo finished the pancake and did the obstacle course, barely. He was kicked to the salad spinner and came out. He was about to vomit and his team gasped.
Then Beardo did realistic vomiting sound effects but nothing came out.
"And team Confused Salmons are safe! Who will be the next team safe?!" Chris announced.
"Enjoy the loser cabin tonight!" Alejandro told Toxic Maggots.
Mal was eating slowly on purpose.
"Oh it's not breakfast time anymore, it's dinner time! Mike, tag me!" Scott told Mike.
"Uh I'm okay." Mal told Scott.
"Mike we're really behind and you're eating kinda slow, tag him!" Zoey told Mike.
Mal sighed and tagged Scott.
Scott began scarfing down the food like a hungry beast.
"No way! That is not in the rules." Heather yelled.
"It is if one of the Killer Gophers tags out too!" Chris smirked.
Heather growls and crushes her piece of pancake before Alejandro walks behind her.
"Tag my designer boot! Do it!" Alejandro told her.
"Fine, if i have to." Heather gingerly touches the boot with one finger.
The screen splits in two showing both Scott and Alejandro rapidly eating.
The camera switches back to Scott who chomps down a piece of pancake, only for it to explode into a swarm of bees.
"AHHH!" Scott screamed covered in bees and running around.
Alejandro is busy eating away the pancake when a trail of red ants climbs up his hands and goes into his shirt.
Alejandro's eyes widened.
"Gwaaah! FIRE ANTS!" Alejandro screamed.
"Don't you dare lose!" Heather told him
Scott reaches the final piece of the pancake, with his face covered in bee stings and his belly inflated, he eats it.
"Scott finishes the pancake first!" Chris Announced.
"I...chewed my mouth." Scott said in pain.
"Scott, the obstacle course!" Cameron told him!
"Come on Alejandro!" Gwen yelled.
"Don't bother! Obviously he can't to it!" Heather told Gwen upsetly.
Alejandro glares at Heather and begins eating the pancake quickly, finishing it.
"Al's finished the Killer Gophers pancake!(points to the empty pie chart)The race to finish is on!" Chris smiled interested.
"Hurry Scott!" Zoey yells.
Scott steps into the rolling pins, still clutching his stomach, only to have said pins break down.
"you break it, you buy it Scott." Chris glared at Scott.
"Ugh. Too much gruel and pancake! Stomach feels like it weights a ton! I think I'm gonna throw up." Scott walked.
The boot comes down, it only gives Scott a little tap "A little help here?" Scott told Chris nervously seeing Alejandro's catch up to him quickly.
The camera cuts to Chris carrying a button that controls the kicker.
Chris tosses the normal button away, pulling out a much bigger black version of the previous button and grinning maliciously.
The kicker rotates 3 quarters of a full circle, then the sole opens up to reveal propane tanks which power up, Alejandro jumps and clings into Scott sending Scott and Alejandro flying to the Salad Spinner.
Scott and Alejandro screamed flying towards the salad spinner. Lands in a puff of gruel dust as the spinner turns violently, cause of Mal.
The faces of Scott and Alejandro looked like they're both about to puke.
The Salad Spinner stopped and neither Alejandro or Scott came out.
The Contestants looked shocked and worried.
A raccoon vomited
Finally Scott began getting out.
Alejandro caught him before Scott could get out. "Not so fast!" Alejandro grinned.
The Killer Gophers cheered.
"Losing stings hahaha!" Alejandro laughed.
"Goodbye dignity." Scott said.
"Huh?" Asked Alejandro.
Scott then gave a mighty fart made Alejandro cough and drop Scott.
"And Scott wins for the Toxic Maggots!" Chris Announced.
They cheered, Mal just looked bored.
"Uh just a minute Toxic Maggots." Chris spoke.
It looked like Scott was gonna vomit and he did, but he was looking at everyone and he swallowed it. His face looked disgusted. "So sour." he said.
Scott (Toxic Maggots): "Yeah that's what happens when you get too much of the good stuff." Scott said and his stomach started doing noises. "Oh no, not again!" He yelled and the camara cut off.
Mal (Toxic Maggots): "Scott slipped up again, ugh!" He punched the confesional camara and it looked broken. "I hate it when things don't go exactly as I planned." He glared at the broken camara.
(The Next Confessionals in this episode and tomorrows will have the camara fixed)
Alejandro sighed.
"Knew he couldn't do it." Heather spoke.
"Where's Courtney?" Asked Scott
"Hello? a little help here? Ow..." Courtney said from a tree
"Good thing she didn't see me, I gotta change my pants." he Strangely walked to his room in the spa hotel, squishing sounds sounded.
The others cringed.
(That Night)
The Contestants who won were on the peanut gallery while Killer Gophers were up for elimination.
"If not for me we would've lost by a much more dishonorable amount." Alejandro spoke.
"But we did still lose right?" Heather told him.
"Then I suppose tonight I'll be forced to bid you farewell." Alejandro's winked at her.
"Now go vote!" Chris spoke.
(After Voting)
"There is five of you, one will be eliminated cause one got 4 votes while another got 1! With zero votes Heather, Courtney and Ezekiel are safe!" Chris threw them all marshmallows.
Final Two! Gwen vs Alejandro!
"I remember when you called me useless when I was inside the robot suit." Alejandro told her.
Gwen looked very confident however.
"The final marshmallow of the night goes to... Alejandro!" Chris spoke.
Gwen sighed and spoke "Kinda expected that so that's why I use the invincibility statue!" Gwen showed it and everyone gasped. Courtney looked shocked and then looked at Scott who had a big smirk and winked at her.
Then Courtney had a super smug and malicious look on her face.
Chris walked up to Gwen to inspect the statue and looked at it a bit from every angle. "Hm, I see I see.. congratulations Gwen! you have NOT found the real invincibility statue!" Chris smiled.
Even more gasps and it took all of Courtney's willpower to stop herself from bursting out laughing after seeing Gwen's mortified face.
"W-what!? You hid fakes around Boney Island?!" Gwen asked shaking.
"Nope, someone else did, but I won't punish them for it, this was hilarious! Heck if they're not eliminated before the merge, they'll even get a reward!" Chris smiled.
Chef grabbed the shocked Gwen who was staying still like a statue and threw her in the boat of losers. Her shocked expression still on her face as she left.
"Goodbye and good riddance." Courtney crossed her arms. Gwen was too shocked to speak.
"Now, Gwen found a fake statue but two real ones are still there so who's going on Boney Island?" Chris asked.
"I volunteer for exile on Boney Island again." Scott said. "Going on without me again?" Courtney playfully pushed Scott and Scott chuckles. "Heh sorry babe but I have to keep trying to find that invincibility statue." Scott smiled and walked towards the helicopter where the claw grabbed his head.
"Anyone else volunteers?" Asked Chris.
"I'll Go." Mal spoke like Mike, he walked towards the helicopter who was still on the ground and does his signature the hall of the mountain king whistle. Then he gets on and Scott and Mal are sent to Boney Island.
"Wow that was a cool elimination right? No? well we're close to the merge so find out if the next one will be great on Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris spoke.
Votes:
Alejandro voted Gwen "2nd place" Alejandro scoffed "why keep threats like her around when everyone else wants her gone." He grinned.
Courtney voted Gwen. "Now that her punk boyfriend isn't here to protect her, she's just a sitting duck." She smiled.
"Obviously Gwen, I told you she'd pay for what she made me do in season one with Owen." Heather glares.
Ezekiel kept marking Gwen. "Gwen eh." He said.
Gwen marked Alejandro. "Well he did lose the Challenge today so I'm sure people will vote him, I only...threw up a little..but he lost so he's going home." Gwen smiled.
Heather: 0
Courtney: 0
Ezekiel: 0
Alejandro: 1
Gwen: 4
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