"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars! We celebrated our 100th episode with a surprise guest appearence and kidnapping, of the host kind. But I stayed strong (a clip of him screaming in terror is played, annoying him) Hey who put that there?" Chris exclaimed.
"Ahem. Alejandro found out Mal tried to frame him (clips of Alejandro finding out about Mal are played) and made himself and insurance policy (a clip of Alejandro grabbing the DVD disk) And Courtney proved to be quite the klutzy kisser! (a clip of Courtney tripping, landing on Scott and kisses him plays before more clips of Chris panicking are shown) Ok, someone is SO getting fired!" Chris looked upset.
(clips of what Chris is saying play) "Chef is a stress eater, Mal betrayed Cam, No one could stop The Ezekiel so he won, Cam got really hurt cause of his Pal which meant Cam got sent home cause of Mal~ (another clip of Chris screaming plays) That's IT!" (Chris unpluggs the Tv screen as it shows him screaming and crying in fear)
"Luckily, nothing gets me out of a bad mood faster than upping the OW factor in a challenge. (smirks cockly at the camera) Stick around to see who goes down on Total...Drama...All Stars! (points out as the camera pans out) Tell the editor to meet me at the flush of shame" Chris growls as the camera pans to Chef sitting in a library and giggling.
(Total Drama All-stars Merge Intro)
(Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath Intro)
"Sup dudes to the Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath Show! I'm Geoff!" He smiled.
"And i'm Josh!" He nodded.
"Let's focus on what happened on Boney Island with our two not favorite villains Alejandro and Mal!" Geoff smiled as he pointed at the TV. The camara zoomed in on it.
(Boney Island)
Alejandro was walking close to Mal, not too close tho. "So Mike, how does It feel being so close to the end." Asked Alejandro.
"I mean it's whatever." Mal spoke like Mike.
"Aren't you sad your friend Cameron got eliminated, he looked like he was really hurt." Alejandro told him.
Mal couldn't help but form a small smile. "Well yea I'm sad but that's his fault for trying to fight Ezekiel by himself." Mal shrugged speaking like Mike.
"True, Ezekiel is a very powerful player, maybe not mentally but he is physically, he even got you." Alejandro spoke.
"That was a fluke, I wasn't really paying attention, if he ever did that again I would break, his, neck." Mike spoke in a serious tone but still not like Mal.
Alejandro looked a bit nervous. "Oh look Mike it's The Fun Zone. Want to try to find the idol there?" Alejandro asked.
"Eh sure." Mal looked bored as Alejandro and Mal both went inside there. Us not being able to see what happened inside.
(Aftermath Show)
"Wow it looks like Mal and Alejandro are talking! Wild!" Josh exclaimed.
"Josh, you don't always have to over exaggerate things dude.." Geoff frowned.
".. I'm a drama gossip co-host, this is kinda my thing.." Josh raised an eyebrow.
"I wonder what THING will happen on today's episode of Total Drama All-Stars!" Geoff smiled.
(Camp Wawanakwa)
It was the next day, Alejandro and Mal came back dirty and covered in scratch marks. The Fun Zone mutants were far more vicious than the regular Boney Island animals.
They tiredly went to clean themselves up.
"How could Scott dump me? Ugh!" Courtney whined as she is in the girl cabin of losers.
"I know it's hard." Zoey frowns and tries to console her.
Courtney paces back and forth, ignoring Zoey.
"Kissing Cameron was an accident!" Courtney says a bit angry.
"Oh of course but..." Zoey placed her hands in her hips.
"HE kissed ME!" Courtney began whining.
"TIME OUT!" Zoey shouted. "Sorry, just, Maybe you just need to talk?" Zoey told Courtney a bit more quietly.
Courtney (Confessional): "She's right!" She pointed at herself. "Yay me!" She grinned.
"Thank's Zoey!" Courtney smiled.
"No problem." Zoey smiled.
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
Zoey looks outside and opens a window.
"Hey Zoey, you ok?" Mal said worried pretending to be Mike.
"Huh... I still can't belive Cam's gone..." Zoey sighed sadly.
"U-uh, me neither! I miss him so much!" Mal stuttered for a second to get the correct emotion on his face
Mal (Confessional): "HA! Mike might miss the little brainiac, but as far as i'm concerned? Getting rid of Cameron was like scraping gum off my shoe; a bit sticky, but ooh so satisfying." Mal laughed in the confessional.
The camera begins zooming on him as he finishes his sentence and pans on Mike's mind where Mike and Chester are walking. Chester is hunched over.
"So...Much...Walking! Why'd i ever agree to go on a quest?" Chester whines as he stops, grips his back and shakes his fist angrily. "There better not be any of that rock and roll music or dancing where we're going!" Chester looked angry.
"Vil you keep it down vith zhe babbling?" A female voice is hearable nearby. Mike and Chester look around and find someone.
The camera pans on Svetlana, chained to a large boulder and carving a sculpture of a fish out of butter. "He might hear you." Svetlana tells them worried.
Mike walked towards Svetlana.
"Svetlana! Uh...What are you doing?" Asked Mike confused.
"Mal told me 'sculpting fishes vith butter, or cease to exist." Svetlana said sadly.
"well it's time to cease his existence! Come with us!" Mike placed his hands in his hips.
"Shhh! Stop vith zhe talking! He has zhe ears everyvhere!" Svetlana Whispered and points to several ear shaped clouds hanging above them.
"Ok, that could be a problem!" Mike said with a finger on his chin as he looks to be thinking.
The camera pans out again.
Mal (Confessional): "Now to deal with my biggest threat: Alejandro." Mal chuckled darkly. "Oh, he's going to pay for sabotaging my sabotage" Mal glared at the camara in anger.
"I have to tell someone, and you're the only one i trust! I saw Alejandro refuse to help Cam, just before he fell in the mine!" Mal said faking worry as Mike.
Zoey gasped "Huh! I knew he was a snake! I bet he's the one who hurted Cam that much!" Zoey glared at Alejandro who was talking to Heather and Ezekiel far away.
"If only Alejandro would've let me help Cameron, then maybe he wouldn't had been hurt as badly... Oh ..." Mal spoke like Mike with fake worry.
"We just can't trust that guy!" Zoey said annoyed.
Mal smirks evilly.
(The Campers were all sitting in the same things they were sitting in truth or Laser Shark in season 5, Revenge of the Island)
"Hey Zeke do you want to do this challenge or not?" Asked Chris. Ezekiel nodded getting in the bleachers with the other Contestants. "It looks like Ezekiel is participating this challenge. His skip one challenge yet still be safe will be holded for now." Chef spoke.
The campers all glanced at him.
"Welcome to Revenge of The Truth or Laser Shark! A challenge that was never finished in Revenge of the Island, which is why I want to finish it now! Rules are simple, we will ask totally embarrassing questions, answer them by pressing the buzzer and you'll get a small electric shock as you're safe, if you don't answer, everyone will get shocked and quickly sunk into the water to meet your old friend Fang! You may think that's good but it isn't, if you don't answer truthfully or not say anything in your 3 chances, you're automatically eliminated! First question for Zoey! Why were you such a lonely kid?" Asked Chris grinning in a tuxedo.
Zoey pressed the buzzer which shocked her a bit. Then she looked sad. "I just, could never make friends cause I was too awkward okay, they kept talking about sports which wasn't something I wasn't very interested on.." Zoey frowns.
"Correct! Zoey is still in! Next question is for Heather! Do you have a crush on Alejandro~" Chris grinned.
"Psh I'm not gonna get eliminated that easily." She pressed the button and it zapped her a bit. "Of course I do." She spoke. Alejandro had a big smile on his face.
"Nice, next question is for Courtney! Do you think Gwen is genuinely sorry she stole your boyfriend?" Asked Chris.
"Psh of course not." Courtney crossed her arms and then all the contestants were shocked and the bleachers sunk down. Fang instantly tried biting Scott, he screamed which meant bubbles came out. The bleachers went back up, most players coughed up water.
"Next question for Ezekiel, dude when was the last time you peed in the toilet?" Chris grinned. Ezekiel pressed the button and was shocked a bit then spoke "Uh, season 2." Ezekiel grinned.
The contestants gagged.
Chris looked at the fourth wall. "I'm not even gonna ask about number 2, anywho! Alejandro! Were those boots you left behind, REALLY designer?" Chris smirked.
Alejandro pressed the button which zapped him a bit and then sighed. "No they weren't designer, I just said that so I didn't look dumb for talking to my boot." He frowned.
"Nothing could've made you look more or less dumb in that situation." Heather crossed her arms and looked away.
"Next question is for Mike! How many alternate personalities do you really have?" Grinned Chris. Alejandro and Scarlett were paying extra attention.
Mal pressed the button giving him a Zap "I have 6, counting me of course." Mal spoke like Mike looking away.
"6? I thought you only had 5?" Asked Zoey. Heather looked thoughtful.
"Scott! Do you think Courtney is a mean backstabbing cheater?" Chris spoke.
Scott pressed the button and was zapped a bit then spoke. "Yes, I can't believe she kissed Cameron." Scott crossed his arms. Courtney looked boredly at the fourth wall camara and raised an eyebrow.
"Next question is for Scarlett! What did you do to your brother for pulling your hair?" Chris smirked.
"I made his remote control toys come to life and attack him at night, every night, for six years. He's still in therapy." Scarlett said boredly. Zoey gasped. "That's really mean." She said and Scarlett rolled her eyes boredly.
"Next question is for Beardo! When was the last time you showered!" Chris chuckled.
Beardo looked nervous, he smelled his armpit and gaged. He now refused to speak.
Chris pressed a button he had and all the campers were shocked as the bleachers dived down. Fang saw them and was about to bite Scott, Scott however punched Fang giving the players enough time to go back up, they were panting.
"He always goes for me!" Scott yelled.
"Zoey, do you think Alejandro beated Cameron to the point of being in a full body cast?" Chris asked.
Zoey pressed the button which zapped her and sighed. "Well yea, he's the only one here who would do that seeing as he's strong and very evil." Zoey said frowning.
Alejandro gave her an unamused look.
"Heather~ what is it that you like about Alejandro~" Chris grinned.
Heather glared and crossed his arms. "He's very strong and incredibly smart, he always plans ahead and is very strategic, I find that attractive." She spoke upset.
Alejandro looked happy.
"Courtney! Do you still think Duncan is hot?" Asked Chris.
Courtney pressed the button "Ha! Of course not!" She yelled then everyone was zapped and the bleachers went underwater.
Instantly Fang was waiting in front of Scott and gave him a strong sucker punch making one of Scott's teeth fall out, then Fang punched Scott again bruising his face a little. Fang prepared to bite Scott but the bleachers went up.
Scott was panting. "Please no one get any more wrong questions!" Scott begged.
"Ezekiel! My man! Do you honestly consider Alejandro, a friend?" Chris smiled.
Ezekiel pressed the button and nodded. "Yea eh he and me is like totally cool." He smiled. Alejandro gave a small smile.
Alejandro (Confesional): "I have Ezekiel's loyalty! This makes me feel much more relaxed about my state in the game." He leaned on the confessional.
"Alejandro! Do you honestly think of Ezekiel as a friend or just a tool?" Asked Chris.
Alejandro pressed the buzzer "Hijo de *Bleeped* ugh, I.. I..." Alejandro looked nervous. Ezekiel was looking at him expectantly.
"I do, he's my friend." Alejandro smiled.
They were all shocked and dived down in the water! Fang used his legs to kick Scott in the face multiple times simultaneously, Scott's face looked extremely scratched and bruised up now, he had a black eye. The bleachers went back up. Ezekiel growled at Alejandro who gulped.
"Ow." Scott frowned.
"Mike, name all 6 of your personalities." Chris smiled.
Mal pressed the buzzer which zapped him a bit and then spoke. "Chester, Svetlana, Vito, Mal, Manitoba and myself aka Mike." Mal spoke like Mike.
"Mal? I never heard of you mention him." Zoey looked surprised.
"You see Mal Is a really annoying personality, he says puns all the time and makes me cringe when he says them which is why I hate remembering he exists, sorry I didn't tell you." Mal whispered to Zoey like Mike, lying of course.
Only Zoey heard this and she nodded at Mal.
"Scott! Who's the prettiest girl on the island to you?" Giggled Chris.
Scott pressed the button which shocked him a bit he said Ow and then spoke "It's obviously Courtney, not only is her bossy personality super attractive to me but she just looks super hot as well." The beaten up Scott said. Courtney smiled.
"Scarlett! What's the real reason why you are so smart?" Asked Chris.
Scarlett pressed the button which shocked her a bit. "I have a superiority complex, I just have to be smarter than everyone else or I'll get really anxious and stressed. Which is why I am the smartest human on planet earth." Scarlett looked confident.
Heather, Mal, Courtney, Scott and Alejandro looked at her annoyed.
"Beardo! Are you thankful that Scarlett has carried you all the way here?" Asked Chris.
Beardo pressed the button which shocked him but nodded.
"I wanted a verbal response. But even if what you said was verbal, that's still a lie!" Chris announced as he pressed a button and all the campers were shocked as they were then dived down into underwater.
Fang who was sharpening his teeth bit the bleachers eating Scott. Scott punched Fangs teeth and escaped with it by clinging towards the bleachers as it went back up.
"No more! No more!" Scott was hyperventilating. "Nice Shark tooth." Alejandro pointed at it.
"Ah! The cursed idol!" Scott threw away the shark tooth scared.
"Now let's look at the TV, Alejandro you still have two tries left before you're automatically eliminated, while Beardo and Courtney, either of you get one more question wrong or simply don't respond and you're automatically Eliminated." Chris announced.
They both looked nervous.
"Thank god you'll be eliminated, I heard the others make fun of your voice after you spoke in that challenge before the merge." Scarlett whispered to Beardo lying, however this made Beardo sweat and shake as he did teeth chattering sound effects.
"Final Round! Zoey! Do you consider yourself, attractive?" Grinned Chris.
Zoey pressed the button and got shocked. "Well not really, I never thought of myself as that.." Zoey said honestly.
"Heather, is there another reason you like Alejandro~" Chris winked.
"He's hot." Heather blushed and looked away from everyone. Alejandro had a very big smile on his face.
"Courtney! Do you see Scott as a friend or as tool to help you advance in the game?" Chris smirked.
You could see the pupils of Courtney shrink a little. She looked nervous as she was shaking. Chris shrugged and began to open his mouth. Courtney pressed the button which zapped her "Tool! He's just a tool I am using to advance in the game! I see him as someone that helps me in Challenges, an acquaintance that's all!" Courtney screams.
Chris grins. "Correct." he says.
Scott looks shocked. "You're using me?! All this time! I thought we.. were friends!" Scott looks really hurt.
"Scott, i-i you see.." Courtney stuttered.
"Next! Ezekiel! Are you happy you're a mutant?" Asked Chris.
Ezekiel pressed the button which shocked him and then spoke "Well on one hand I am a scary monster eh, on another I have acid spit, super strength and I am really fast! So yes being a mutant Is cool eh" Ezekiel grinned.
"Alejandro! What does your last name Burrosmuertos mean?" Asked Chris smirking.
Alejandro pressed the button and sighed. "Alejandro Dead Donkeys, b-but it's a very respectable last name from where I come!" Alejandro blushed.
Almost All the campers began laughing, the only ones that didn't laugh were Heather, Beardo, Scarlett and Zoey.
"Mike, are you secretly, Mal right now?" Asked Chris.
Mal glared at Chris for one second and then fake gasped as he suddenly made his hair look messy but did not cover his eye.
"Oh wow look at what mess! I've gotten myself into! Hohoho!" Mal spoke in a silly voice as he pointed at his messy hair.
Then pressed the button which shocked him. "This may come to SHOCK you all but yep I am Mal! I bet you'll be like gigawatt! Cause I say Mal is your Pal~ Wouldn't you agree Al~" Mal spoke in a very cheerful and silly voice.
Alejandro and Heather looked shocked, Scarlett interested as she rubbed her chin while smiling and Zoey just giggled.
Zoey (Confessional): "Mal is so silly and fun! I wonder why Mike never told me of him, he seems so harmless." She giggled.
Mal (Confessional): He glared at the camara. "That was torturous! That was horrible! That. Was. Too. Close!!!!" Mal snarled.
"Yep, you're safe Mal, you can turn back to being "Mike" I guess." Chris grinned.
Mal fake gasped and turned back to looking and sounding like Mike. "I'm so embarrassed Zoey! I bet Mal said lots of cringy puns.." Mal spoke like Mike.
"It's alright Mike, Mal was fine, you should tell him to come out more." Zoey smiled.
Mal gave a small chuckle. "Maybe I will." He said like Mike.
"Question for Scott! What do you think of Fang?" Asked Chris.
Scott pressed the button which shocked him, Scott looked tired "He's a big ugly mutant bully who is a big crybaby jerk over losing tooth! He has hundreds of them already!" The beaten up Scott grumbled.
"Scarlett! If you could drop Beardo off and Eliminate him just to save yourself and get immunity, would you do it?" Smirked Chris.
Scarlett rolled her eyes and sighed as she pressed the buzzer shocking her. "Yes, I would drop Beardo if I had to, he'd not only an tool but a very annoying one that." Scarlett crossed her arms. Zoey gasped. "That's really mean!" She said.
Beardo looked sad.
Scarlett just rolled her eyes. "The point of this challenge is to say the truth, that's what I just did so why get mad at me when I didn't lie and i was just being honest." She said.
"Cause you being honest is mean, Beardo has feelings too you know." Frowned Zoey. Scarlett just crossed her arms and boredly rolled her eyes. "The amount of percentage I care for his feelings is 0%" She spoke.
Beardo looked REALLY sad now.
"Beardo! Did something traumatic happen in the past which is the reason you don't talk anymore? Verbal response this time." Chris spoke.
Beardo was shaking and looked nervous, he began twitching and doing random Beatboxing sound effects then he did a ding ding ding sounds effect while doing a Btzz Sound effect after that he did a car driving sound effect before doing a crashing sound effect then did a chicken sound effect, he did a LOT of old school cartoon sound effects and ended it with a pacman dying sound effect.
Everyone looked at him oddly.
"And that's game for ya! But just so you all remember this challenge for the last time." Chris grinned snd pressed the button. All the players were shocked for twice as long and then they were submerged underwater where Fang tried to bite Scott, Scott screamed as Fang charged at him but Courtney punched it. "Leave him alone!" Courtney yelled as bubbles came out. Then she began choking cause of having inhaled water. Fang growled and tried attacking Courtney but Scott punched Fangs nose stunning him for a second then Fang snarled as he charged towards Scott but the bleachers went back up!
The campers spitted water out and panted, Chris shocked them all again as he kept laughing and then said they could all leave. The players got off that horrible platform and left.
They would all (including the viewers) sure as hell remember this challenge forever now.
(Elimination Area)
The campers were sitting there.
"For surviving everyone here will get to sleep in the Spa Hotel tonight!Well looks like finally the weirdo that is Beardo will finally be leaving." Chris grinned.
A lot of campers smiled while some frowned and Beardo just did sad wua wua wuaaaaa~ sound effects.
Beardo spinned the wheel and got-
"Hurl of Shame is that way bro." Chris smirked. Beardo sighed and got on. "Any first words Beardo?" Asked Chris holding the controller to send Beardo away with his eyes closed.
Beardo did catapult throwing heavy object away sound effects which made Chris look at Beardo in surprisement and then annoyance. Beardo then snickered before doing a sigh. "... Yes I do .. Scarlett-" Beardo began talking then Chris said. "Time's Up!" As the catapult threw Beardo away.
Beardo did a rocket flying off sound effect and then did a firework explosion sound effect after he wasn't visible anymore yet it was so loud everyone still heard.
"Well, I already don't miss him, so which one of you want to go to Boney Island." Chris grinned.
"I'll go, come on Zoey wanna go together?" Asked Mal like Mike.
"Sure Mike." Zoey smiled.
They both got on the Boat of Losers and headed to Boney Island.
Chris then began to walk away.
Scarlett (Confessional): "So, I lost Beardo. Not my problem, I was going to drop him sooner or later, I just gave him a little push so he did that for me himself." Scarlett smirked crossing her arms.
Ezekiel, Heather and Alejandro were in the Spa Hotel watching more scenes of Mal, they saw what Mal did to Cameron and looked impressed.
Heather (Confessional): "Not even I am that evil!" She looked shocked.
Alejandro (Confessional): "What happened was simple, Mal lied about Mal being a silly quirky pun saying nuisance! To fool others! Ugh! He's good... But I'll expose who the REAL Mal is very soon." Alejandro smiled confidently.
Scott looked sad in his room, Courtney went in and spoke "Scott what I said before, I'm sorry okay, I still like you, even... More than a friend." Courtney told him.
"A best friend?" Asked Scott.
"Um more than that?" Courtney blushed a bit.
"A best friend forever?" Scott looked impressed.
"Scott I like you, as a romantic interest okay." Courtney blushed crossing her arms.
"Then why did you say you were using me?" Asked Scott sadly.
"It's just, all my life I've seen everyone, even my own parents as tools. Just things that help me advance in my goals, it's how I've seen everyone even since I was in kindergarten and daycare which is why I said that, but I promise you, that I, really do love you Scott. I love your looks, how funny you are and how strong and kind you are towards me too. You're just amazing and whenever I'm with you, I feel so happy and relaxed." Courtney told him.
"Psh how can I know you're not lying." Scott told her as he began walking away when suddenly Courtney kissed him. "Because I don't kiss people I don't like, ever. They usually always have to kiss me and you're one of the few I like enough to kiss them by choice. You're more than my best friend, you know what that is?" Courtney looked at him blushing and showed that she had a shoelace ring and she placed it on Scott's finger. Scott gasped. "A girlfriend!" He said.
Courtney giggled. "Yep." She smiled. Scott got another shoelace ring and placed it on Courtney's finger. It was official, they were both weirdos for having shoelace rings. Yet they both smiled at eachother lovingly as they kissed.
(Docks)
"Wow that was cool right? Well we got a whole lot more cool coming up! We're in the final eight! Who will get eliminated next, it WILL surprise you so you better come back for a new episode of, Total! Drama! All-Stars!!" Chris announced coolly.
[Credits]
Another original episode down, well Mal is slowly being discovered more and more, Scotney is sailing, Beardo is finally gone after being nothing more than a used tool for so long, Fang got screentime and Ezekiel can still skip out on doing a challenge! Zoey is still oblivious to Mal and Mal has plans for taking out his threats, oooo~
Thanks for reading! Come back soon for a new episode! - Liz