[Again just a small reminder to read the Total Drama Boney Island and Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island I made, they're short and don't spoil this story at all, plus it helps with the character development for Total Drama Champions]
"Last time on Total Drama All-Stars... the final six went on a slippery, saucy, sundae shopping spree with extra "are you nuts"? Speaking of slips, Courtney probably should've destroyed her incriminating chart before Mike got his hands on it. Or is he Mal, now and forever? Either way, thanks to his latest dirty trick, Alejandro finished first and got immunity with Scott who also won the challenge by eating a Muddy Sundae on a Sunday! Nasty! Courtney got the boot! However Scott used his own immunity idol to save her after he saw Courtney trusts him by voting herself! Which meant Courtney was hi and Scarlett went bye! Five players remain, but that won't for long!" Chris grinned.
Someone farted.
"Heh heh. Okay. Who's going closer to the finale?" Asked Chris.
Someone farted some more.
"And who's going to get a bacterial infection if someone doesn't stop using the Flush of Shame?!" Chris yelled.
The Sasquatchanakwa snarls.
"Seriously, bro. We put people in there. It's all or nothing time right here, on Total. Drama. All-Stars!" Chris announced.
The Yeti farted again.
"Ew..." Chris cringed.
(Total Drama All-Stars Merge Intro)
(Total Drama All-Stars: Aftermath Intro)
"Hello everyone I'm your host Josh!" He smirked.
"And I'm your Co-Host Geoff..." He looked down.
"Today we don't have any more Boney Island to show but instead we have a reminder to tell you to watch Total Drama Boney Island and Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island!" Josh smiled.
"Gosh! Why should people watch that season?" Asked Harold. While Trent nodded with him, Cody was being hugged by Sierra while he looked very uncomfortable.
"Well both of those seasons are EXTREMELY short, so they will finish it incredibly fast!" Josh told them.
Most people on the peanut gallery just shrugged.
"Come on Geoff what do you think about Total Drama Boney Island and Total Drama Revenge of Pahkitew Island?" Asked Josh happily.
"Eh they're both nice seasons i guess, I appeared in Boney Island." Geoff said uninterested.
"Yep! And I was in both seasons which already make them better." Josh posed proudly. (While All-Stars is happening Boney Island and Revenge of Pahkitew Island is also happening)
"Ugh.." Geoff grunted.
"Come on dude you're killing the vibe, what's wrong? You been down in the dumps ever since I made you Co-Host cause of the producers." Josh asked Geoff frowning.
"It's just, being Co-Host feels like I am in the shadow of the host, they do all the talking and only I talk every few seconds." Geoff crossed his arms.
"Ha! Well now you know how Bridgette and I feel when you're hosting." Josh crossed his arms upsetly.
"Woah really bro this is how you two feel? Man I'm sorry, I was been selfish only thinking about myself and my time on the show light, but I was not paying attention to Bridgette or you dude. You two must've been annoyed by the fact I always spoke and got screentime while you two were kinda in the shadows like I am right?" Geoff asked frowning.
Josh looked away and nodded sadly.
"Well, I'm sorry dude. I won't be mad you're the host anymore, you deserve to have some fun too bro." Geoff smiled.
"R-really?" Josh looked happy.
"Yea man, go for it!" Geoff cheered.
Cheers and Claps!
"Well thanks! I'll do the Outro! Ahem, that's all the time we had for our Aftermath Show today! See you soon for another Aftermath segment! This has been Total Drama All-Stars Aftermath Host Josh saying until next time." Josh looked happy and waved goodbye with Geoff.
(Camp Wawanakwa)
Alejandro was eating fancy food in the Spa Hotel with Mal. Zoey came out of the cabin and saw Scott leaning on the communal bathroom with a paper bag.
"Where's Courtney?" Asked Zoey to Scott.
"Courtney is in the bathroom having an emergency. The explosive kind." Scott whispered to Zoey who cringed and gaged. "Ugh! Way to overshare!" She said which made Scott chuckle.
"Scott! You better not be telling people about my digestive problems!" Courtney screamed.
"I didn't, you just did." Scott lied. "Ugh!" Courtney yelled.
"Wait she actually ate her sundae?" Zoey looked surprised.
"With a little nudge from me, she ate it In front of me and Chris. She looked so humiliated." Scott chuckled some more.
"...Scott... Can you please bring some toilet paper..." Asked Courtney meekly, sounded almost pathetic and like she was ashamed.
"Again? That's like the 4th roll now!" Scott told her. "Please I need it!" Courtney told him from inside the bathroom.
Scott sighed and open the paper bag he was holding as he pulled out another roll of toilet paper, looks like he got a lot of them inside.
"These toilet papers I got from the Spa Hotel, Courtney's tushie must feel like in cloud nine when they touch these soft gifts from heaven." Scott smiled.
Zoey just began to walk away awkwardly after wishing them luck.
Scott pinched his nose and went inside the bathroom towards Courtney stall, she opened it a bit and Scott gave her the toilet paper without peeking inside. He accidentally let go of his noise and smelled the air.
"OH GOD! This place smells like my pawpaws pig pen after they been fed leftover beans!" Scott cringed.
"... sorry..." Courtney whined embarrassed.
"Well at least you actually ate the whole thing, that takes some guts so good job." Scott said as he began leaving.
"Wait, please don't go, stay here." Courtney told him.
"But this air is toxic!" Scott told her.
Courtney sighed. "Okay it's fine then.." she told him.
Scott rolled his eyes and sat in the sink area. "Fine I'll stay, try getting all that out of your system cause the next challenge should start soon." Scott told her.
Courtney's stomach began grumbling loudly. "Oh no! I think this might be a big one..." Courtney said.
"Oh heck no! Sorry Courtney but I want to live!" Scott tried to run away but someone had barricaded the door so now he couldn't escape.
"What the? Ugh Mal!!!!" Scott screamed as he tried opening the door but it wouldn't budge. Mal chuckled and went away doing his signature whistle sound as Courtney bad digestion made her do some very loud ahem, Flatulence sounds. Scott screamed in agony.
(Spa Hotel)
Alejandro was relaxing in the hot tub but looked serious. "Ugh! As long as Mal is still in the game, I don't feel completely relaxed. I must take him down if it's the last thing I do." Alejandro vowed as he ate a salad in the hot tub.
Alejandro (Confesional): "Being forced to eat that sundae last challenge made me feel like I gained 20 pounds! Which is why I've done exercises and been eating a balanced diet. Now I am as healthy as a champion." He shrugged confidently. Little hint he will be in Total Drama Champions.
Zoey was in her girls Cabin dorm when she was about to step outside and saw a shadowy figure. She yelped a bit from shock.
"Hey Zoey~" Mal spoke in his voice and had his actual hair.
"Oh hello Mal, what's up?" Asked Zoey.
"Can you stop doing that." Mal narrowed his eyes.
"Doing what?" Asked Zoey.
"Being Nice! It's incredibly annoying!" Mal pointed at her.
"Oh I'm sorry! Oh shoot was that nice! Sorry!" Zoey covered her mouth.
"Ugh... So, did you sleep well?" Mal grunted.
"Not as well as you might think, and it's not because of you by the way." Zoey told him.
"Oh why is that?" Asked Mal, genuinely interested.
"Well it's just, I feel like I haven't been doing well in challenges lately and because of that, I could be eliminated soon! I'm way weaker than Alejandro, Scott or Courtney and specially you." Zoey told Mal.
"I know which is why I am not aiming at you to eliminate, I have my eyes in Alejandro! He has slipped away from me multiple times before and that spaniard still survived like the cockroach he is" Mal said in his regular voice.
"I guess that's true, he is really strong in the game..." Zoey looked go be thinking.
"Yep, I promise I may not be the same Mike who gave you that bracelet last year, but I'm definitely stronger." Mal shrugged smugly as he began walking away.
"Uh, thanks?" Asked Zoey confused watching him leave.
Zoey (Confessional): "Mike gave me a necklace, Mal. Not a bracelet." She crossed her arms and rolled her eyes.
Scott (Confessional): "I can't believe I'm this far in the game again, I have to try my best not only for me but also for Courtney! You see people may think I've gotten soft but I'm still a troublemaker villain so I've got a duty to turn everyone else up until their as whipped and stinky as mawmaw's goat butter! Man, I miss her cooking." Scott smiled crossing his arms, he looked bruised and beaten up.
Chris [over loudspeaker] : Good morning, final five! Gather on the dock pronto-roony-o! It's crunch time! And by that, I mean you're about to get crunched. [chuckles]
The campers all went there. Chef opened the communal bathroom wearing a gas mask and Scott come out of there fainted. Courtney looked at him blushing in embarrassment.
(Time Skip - At The Docks)
All the campers were at the docks and Chris was dreased as a pirate as he began talking.
"Ahoy, mateys! Argh. Come to me, faithful bird!" Chris was dressed as a pirate and Chef walked to him boredly with a bird costume. "Oh, c'mon, stop frowning. You look great, you know it. Hey, if you don't wanna be here, then... that isn't what I was gonna say!' Chris sighed as Chef walked away boredly.
"I've come up with a special challenge Based on season 1s Search and Do Not Destroy! Last seasons The Treasure Island of Dr McLean and finally Season 2s Pirate Movie Challenge!!!! Your mission? To retrieve one of five valuable pieces of pirate loot stashed somewhere on the island.
"Pfft. As if there's anything valuable around here." Scott grinned as he crossed his arms.
"There's plenty if you know what you're looking for!" Chris spoke like a pirate.
Mal (Confessional): "Chris' idea of valuable is pretty skewed. He's such an ego-maniac, his most prized possession is himself." Mal rolled his eyes boredly.
"To determine who searches for what, each player will choose one of these five treasure chests. Argh! Alejandro, as the first winner of the last challenge, you get to go first, then Scott goes." Chris spoke like a pirate.
"Good luck." Mal snickered. Alejandro rolled his eyes and opened the chest which shocked him at his touch.
"Ah!" Alejandro said surprised.
"Alejandro, You must go my cottage and bring back an intact portrait of moi." Chris posed as he pointed at a TV and in the TV his Cottage is shown.
"Ugh that's not even a cottage, that's a mansion!" Courtney crossed her arms.
"Retrieve a piece of art? Sounds simple enough." Alejandro shrugged confidently.
"Heh, wait until you have to swim there by hand AND back." Chris grinned.
Scott opened his chest and water sprayed to his face. "Ah!" Scott said surprised.
"Perfect! You must bring me the McLean diamond, which can be found on or near the abandoned pirate ship we brought here from season 2, which just so happens to be guarded by your old pal, Fang." Chris smirked.
"Oh... I have to fight a shark and all Alejandro has to do is find some art? How is that fair?" Scott told him.
"Hey, there's no "fair" in pirate." Chris grinned.
Zoey opens her chest when an explotion of dust exploded on her face. "Yow!" Zoey yelled.
"Excellent! Zoey, you must bring me the Yeti." Chris spoke.
Courtney opened her chest when pepper sprayed on her face a bit. "Dah! Pepper?" She sneezes.
"Courtney, you must find the old 100,000 dollar check from season 1, don't bother it doesn't work anymore but still looks cool, so it's hidden somewhere around the island." Chris grinned.
"So that leaves the last chest for me. What's in it?" Asked Mal.
"Nice try. But the choice isn't official until you see for yourself." Chris grinned.
Mal sighed. "Fine." He digs around the chest "Ahh!" He screams as a snapping turtle bites him, Mal growls and the turtle whimpers as it runs away scared. All the campers notice this and look worried.
"Okay, that's new. Mal, you must bring me the long lost original golden Chris statuette. Finding this Gilded Chris Award from season 2 will be extremely hard." Chris smirked.
"Any clue where I might find it?" Spoke Mal.
"if I knew, it wouldn't be long lost, now would it?" Chris raised an eyebrow, Mal growled.
Mal (Confessional): "I don't have anyone's trust and everyone found out who I truelly am, I really need to win this challenge. If I can't win fairly, I'll just have to win unfairly." Mal gave an evil laughter.
"Whoever comes back first, can choose to eliminate someone and starts a 5 minute timer of everyone having to come back, with an item to give them immunity, or without it! All clear?! On your marks! Get set! GO!" Chris spoke like a pirate.
Airhorn blares.
"Here, diamond, diamond..." Scott walked near a pirate ship.
Chris [over loudspeaker: And Scott's first to reach his pirate loot zone! The heat is on! I hope my loud voice isn't getting Fang's attention!
"Would you keep it down?" Scott hushed nervously.
Chris [over loudspeaker] :They're called loudspeakers, bro! Deal with it!
Toilet flushes and Fang comes out of the bathroom grinning.
"Easy does it, sh-sh-sh-shark. Just show me where the diamond is and I'll be on my way. Cool? Huh?" Scott looks closer at Fang grinning and sees the diamond is in his teeth. The one Scott punched out in Truth or Laser Shark, The Entire Teeth is a Diamond!
Scott (Confessional): "Are you kidding me?!" He yelled bruised up.
"If I'm gonna get the diamond from F-F-Fang, I gotta subdue him before he can subdue me. Pappy taught me how to hogtie pigs when I was a kid. Sharks aren't any different. Same smooth hides, same beady eyes. They're basically the pigs of the sea!" Scott talked to himself.
Fang was nearby and Scott threw him a rope to catch him. It didn't do much. "Gotcha! Now gimme that diamond! Oof! Ah! Why?!" Scott screams as he's being beaten up. He suddenly begins climbing the pole higher and higher. Fang slowly begins to climb up the pole as well, with a big smirk on his face.
Scott (Confessional): "Sharks are nothing like pigs!" Scott yelled. He looked beaten and bruised.
Scott groans tired.
"Perfect timing. Oh hey Scott! Oh boy, are you okay?~" Mal grins.
"Oh... I can't stand that sh... sh-shark." Scott spoke nervously.
"At least you know where your pirate loot is." Mal boredly said
"Yeah, but I'll never get the diamond off him!" Scott yelled as Fang was still climbing up
"Maybe you should just get him. You know, bring the whole shark back to Chris." Mal told Scott
"By myself? A-As if!" Scott shivered.
"How about this? I'll help you get Fang and win the challenge if you swear to take me with you to the finale." Mal grinned.
"For real? Brother, you got a deal!" Scott smiled.
Mal (Confessional): "Lemme guess. He thinks I'm handing him the four million on some sort of platter? Sometimes it's too easy." Mal chuckled.
Scott (Confessional): "Guy's handing me four million dollars on a tin platter. He just doesn't know it yet. However I am only bringing Courtney to the finale not that evil Mal! I only used him to advance in the game, and it worked." Scott grinned as he chuckled.
(Meanwhile in the forest)
"Yeti tracks! Still warm, can't be too far." Zoey gasps as she finds big footprints in the floor.
Chris [over loudspeaker] : Zoey is zeroing in on the Yeti! But bringing him back might be a bit harder, especially if he po-- [powers down]
"That'll keep him quiet for now." Zoey broke the cable of the loudspeaker.
(Beach)
"One intact portrait coming up. How hard can it be?" Alejandro smirks and then looks at how far the destination is. "Why did I have to ask how hard it could be?" Alejandro sighs as he begins swimming all the way to Chris Luxurious Cottage.
Chris: [over loudspeaker] Alejandro reaches my luxurious Cottage!
"That's not a cottage!" Courtney yelled.
Alejandro found a good picture of Chris then he found a mediocre one. He dipped the mediocre one in the water and looked at how the paint began to melt away.
"I see.." Alejandro looked to be thinking of a plan.
(Pirate Ship)
Scott gets down from the pole once Fang reaches the top. Mal looks at Fang. "Any idea where the Gilded Chris Award is?" Mal glared at Fang who nods. "Good, if I give you Scott, you give it to me, got it." Mal smirked evilly. Fang nodded a lot.
Mal got down from the pole with Fang. Then Fang started chasing Scott as he screamed, "Come on trap work this time!" Scott yelled
"Don't worry Scott, I fixed it so now it works better." Mal smiled.
"It doesn't seem to work!" Scott yelled running away.
"That's odd it should work make sure you set it to ready then, just pull the string and Fang will be caught." Mal shrugged.
"Hm The lines must be caught somewhere." Scott pulled the string and then his hand was caught by the rope. Scott screamed. "Not again!" He yelled.
"Whoopsie." Mal chuckled doing his usual whistle.
"Ugh Why?! I ain't done with you yet Mal!" Scott yelled and then Fang punched Scott in the face, Scott groaned. "Time for my bath, grandmawmaw?" Scott looked dizzy.
"You could say that." Mal grinned as he saw Fang get closer and closer at Scott.
"Your part of the deal." Mal spoke.
Fang snarls his teeth when suddenly he's punched by Mal.
"Your part of the deal!" Mal spoke coldy, making the huge shark nervous. He did motions with his hand saying he had nothing.
"So you lied go me!" Mal screamed beginning to fight and beat up Fang like if he was nothing. Fang was bruised up and fainted in the floor.
Scott is slowly waking up when out of nowhere Mal comes from behind him holding a club, he grins evilly as he raised it then the video footage is stopped.
"Whoa! Where'd he come from? That guy is just spooky. What is Mal up to now? Will anyone survive? You stick around and find out, I'm going to the panic room here on Total Drama All-Stars!" Chris ran away.
After the break.
Courtney was in the mess hall, she peeked in the kitchen and saw the 100,000 dollar check! Of course the check would be in the kitchen, Owen won it! But Chef was guarding it. She was thinking and then picked up a rock nearby. She walked towards Chef, Chef growled and protected the check.
Courtney quickly threw the rock at Chef's kiwis, he screamed in pain and grabbed there as he fell to the floor. "Ha! Nothing personal Chef! That's what you get for ratting me out in season 2!" Courtney yelled as she began running away. Chef was still writhing In pain on the floor.
Courtney grabbed the 100,000 dollar check and began running back to Chris.
(Back at the pirate ship)
Scott turned around to see Mal smirking at him holding a club up high. Scott screamed and Mal lowered it hitting Scott in the head knocking him out. "Useless dirt." Mal told Scott and spitted on him as he began walking away towards the amphitheater.
Mal (Confessional): "If you can't beat 'em, beat 'em up." Mal did cut throat motions. "Of course I knew Scott was planning to betray me, he and Courtney are super close, too close, he would obviously take her to the finale instead of me which is why I wanted and still want to eliminate Courtney!" He smirked.
Meanwhile
Alejandro was in a big couch rowing it towards camp Wawanakwa, in the couch he also had a few Chris paintings, just in case one broke he still had another one. Alejandro looks confident as he rowed the couch towards camp.
(The Woods)
"Yeesh. Has he always been that big? Ah, I wish I had a plan, but sometimes you just gotta go for it. Hi! Sorry in advance! Tag, I'm it!" Zoey screams.
The Sasquatchanakwa roars.
Chris [over loudspeaker] : And Zoey is leading her loot! Will she be the first one back to the dock?
"That's right. I got your dinner! Follow me!" Zoey smiled running away from the Sasquatchanakwa.
"Zoey is leading her loot to the dock! So if you haven't found yours yet, you might wanna think about doing so right now!" Chris spoke like a pirate and then in normal voice "Okay, I guess we should head back to the dock to see who wins this." He said.
Courtney was heading back when suddenly Mal tackled her down making her fall. Mal picked up her check and broke it in half, he throw it at her face and ran away laughing. Courtney looked shocked.
The Yeti growls chasing Zoey.
"Ah! I give up. Take the eggs, just take them! Oh no. Oof! Ew... egg butt.." Zoey groaned as she was now covered in egg yolk. The Yeti spitted at her and picked his eggs as he began walking back to his cave.
Zoey groans tiredly.
Alejandro comes back when suddenly he heard. "You're dead Al!" As he looked up a tree and saw Mal screaming as he jumped on top of Alejandro (kinda like how Mal screamed and jumped towards Zoey in the Cannon All-Stars finale), he screamed as he was caught by surprise. Mal gave Alejandro a very hard punch on Alejandro's face hurting him, then Mal quickly runs and-
"And Mal wins Immunity and the sole vote tonight!" Chris grinned.
"Alejandro at least you brought a picture so you're also safe from Mal's voting power." Chris grinned.
"I have the check!" Courtney showed it. Chris frowned. "Sorry but it's broken, I wanted the 100,000 dollar check to be full not half." Chris looked away boredly.
"What but Mal broke it!" Courtney pointed at Mal who grinned, Alejandro glared at Mal. He believed Courtney.
"Oh well too bad ooo And here's Zoey and Scott. So many empty hands, what's a host to do?" Chris shrugged.
"Sorry pappy, I would've caught the shiny rock, but the sea pig ate it." Scott looked dizzy as he came back all dizzy and beaten up. Courtney instantly went to Scott and asked him what happened.
"Ooo I got in a fight Mawmaw, two bullies started beating me up..." Scott grumbled tiredly. "Who?" Asked Courtney nervously.
"Ow... Fang and Mal.." Scott grunted as he groaned in pain. Instantly Courtney glared at Mal who smirked at her evilly.
"So, what's your excuse?" Grinned Chris to Zoey. "I suck.." Zoey looked at the floor in shame. "True." Chris laughed.
(Cut to the Elimination Ceremony)
We see Alejandro and Mal glaring at eachother, Zoey was sitting down and Courtney consoling a beaten up Scott who looked hurt.
"Good luck, Zoey. I really hope you win!" Courtney frowned. She already knew Mal would vote her off.
"Oh, thanks! Next time, I hope we're on the same team." Zoey smiled.
"Next time? Oh no. No way am I ever coming back to this dump!" Courtney looked mad.
"Now tonight, who will do some sight seeing in Sewer Town and take the not so royal discharge Flush of Shame style? Mal chooses between Zoey, Scott or Courtney! Go on Mal, eliminate the player of your choice!" Chris grinned as he did cut throat motions.
Mal stood up and grinned as he said. "Eenie, meenie, miney mo, who's the biggest loser oh? It's Scott!" Mal had a huge smirk on his face as he pointed at the very surprised Scott.
"No!!!" Courtney screamed.
Scott looked shocked as Chef began Chef began dragging him away by his tank top towards the toilet, Scott then looked sad. "You're making a mistake. Mal's a total scammer. He tricked me to make get mauled by Fang!" Scott yelled.
Courtney was crying which made Zoey frown and even Alejandro looked at her with pity.
Chef thew Scott in the giant Toilet. "Scott! I'll do my best for you! You would've been safe if you would've never used your idol on me..." Courtney cried genuine tears.
"Eh it's fine Courtney, just make sure you kick some Mal butt! You have to watch out for that guy like if he's a wild raccoon with rabies!" The beaten up Scott told her.
Courtney sniffed and wiped her tears away as she giggled and said. "Thanks Scott. But I know exactly what I'm up against. And who. I'll take them down!" She smiled.
Scott smiled at her and then said "Whoa!" As he started gurgling. The was out, Flush of Shame style.
Instantly Courtney's smile turned into a frown seeing him leave.
"I know, we're all gonna miss him." Chris spoke.
Chris, Alejandro, Zoey, and Mal then all said "Eh." In a uninterested tone.
"Well, he wasn't all bad." Courtney frowns looking at the toilet. She already missed her farmer.
"We have our final four! With only one Aftermath, two episodes left and a double Elimination right around the corner making the final two be filled with the two strongest players in total drama history! Who will leave next? Who will stay! And who will take a ride on the flush of shame next? Well find out when we return on... Total! Drama! All-Stars!!!!" Chris grinned.
[credits]
Yep, Scott is finally Eliminated! Rip him, Mal was just pissed off Scott ruined his plans last episode and that Scott has escaped from getting eliminated EVER SINCE Evil Dread which meant he wanted Scott Eliminated for a VERY long time, Mal knew Scott was more physically stronger than Courtney and he also has a strong stomach cause of the mud sundae and the Giant Pancake Challenge so yes he took out a threat as well, So Scott took the flush of shame way home, only 4 players left but soon, the finale will come! Find out what happens next time on, Total! Drama! All-Stars!
Thanks for reading! With Love~
- Liz