Spike Narrating
Pinkie's rock farm was stop number one, A wicked smirk was worn on Discord's face knowing what was about to be done. The Apple family was also staying with Pinkie's family for Hearths Warming making one less stop Discord would have to make by morrning
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"Time for a Holiday discount," Discord chuckled as he noticed the two families together under one roof. "Two for the price of one."
Spike Narrating
Discord had sent duplicates all across Equestria to cover more ground, in order to ensure all traces of Hearth's Warming was gone by the time the sunrise came around.
Discord quietly teleported into the house making sure to be slick, for he needed to be as quite at possible and and he had to be quick.
"These presents are the first things to go" Discord replied as he snapped his fingers, with the snap of his fingers, the presents vanished, not a trace to be seen. He didn't care how many ponies feelings he would hurt, he didn't care if this was mean. For as he stole the stockings and the trees he couldn't stop laughing in glee, for he would show Equestria, he would make them see. This holiday was meaningless, it was all about greed, about clothing and toys that they didn't even need. Discord stole the candles and lights, the decorations that shined so bright. The flowers the wreaths, and the Hearth's Warming feast.
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Discord opened the refrigerator and started digging through to see what he could grab. "Let's see, rock candy, apple pie, rock soup, apple sauce, rock casserole, apple fritters they seem to have a lot of things to do with rocks and apples around here. I guess that's what you get when you get the Apple and Pie family together."
Spike Narrating
Shrugging he emptied the fridge as quick as a flash, why that discord even took the last can of pony hash. Taking all the food he stuffed them all in his bags, then he exited leaving nothing in the home but rags. And as Discord exited the house he did one last evil deed, a thing so evil ponies might call him a fiend. Taking out some paint he vandalized Holders Boulder. With this one deed he knew that the Pie's Hearth's Warming would be even more colder.
After this deed was done Discord hopped in the sled and took flight, knowing that there was still a whole lot more places to hit in one night.
Discord got to his next house as quick as a flash, which just so happened to belong to the fastest pony of all Rainbow Dash. Rainbow Dash lived on a cloud but do you think that slowed Discord down? No, he could float making him just as effecting on a cloud or the ground. He took Rainbow's lights his trees, his gifts all while chuckling in glee. His cider, his candy, his decorations of plenty. Why that Discord was so low, he even took the newest Daring Do adventure and tossed it out it all out in the snow.
Discord went from house to house, stealing everything in sight, from the food and the gifts, to the decorations and lights. And as he went about his business Discord did hit a snag here and there , like Rarity's cat...
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Discord tried to steal Rarity's gifts when Opal popped out and started shredding his face.
Spike Narration
To a sleep walking Mare.
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Discord was raiding Trixie's refrigerator when he saw A sleep walking Twixie standing at the fridge, her eyes wide and holding a glass.
"Hello?" Discord asked waving his hands in front of Twixie's face. "Is anybody there?"
Discord snapped his fingers but again Twixie didn't even budge. Shrugging Discord pored Twixie a glass of water before walking off.
"Thanks mommy," Trixie said in her sleep as she walked off with the water.
"Well that was weird," Discord replied before shrugging. "Oh well back to work."
Spike Narration
Discords duplicates hit all areas outside of Ponyville, Canterlot, Appleloosa, Manehatten, oh the heist was real. They stole from all ponies of everything they got, no matter how little or lot, they even stole from Celestia and Luna, the royal princesses of Canterlot.
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A discord duplicate grumbled as he pulled a big bag of everything he had stolen from the princesses. Struggling he let out a giant groan as he stuffed the giant bag into his sled.
"First thing tomorrow, I'm going to invest into joining a gym." The duplicate complained as he rubbed his sore hands.
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He stole from Bulk Biceps, He stole from Mayor Mare, The Cakes and Twilight the Princess of Friendship. When he stole from Twilight oh that nasty old crook, his first priority was taking all her books.
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"Gag, this place looks like such a snooze." Discord replied, "Time to lively it all up" Taking out a vacuum Discord sucked up all of Twilight's books, replacing them with gag books that could fly around like birds and had wings.
"There, that's better. Now to focus on the Holiday stuff, that was just for the pure fun of it."
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He stole from them all, from Sweetie Belle to Sugar Bell, From Scootaloo to Daring Do, From Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon, to Muffins the town buffoon. Why Discord even stole from Starburst and Starlight Glimmer all the way to the human world and Sunset Shimmer.
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A duplicate Discord teleported back into Ponyville with a very weird look on his face after arriving back from the human world. "That was without a doubt the strangest dimension I have ever been to. Oh well at least they have some cool gifts." The duplicate took out Sunset's phone and snapped a selfie before posting it on Sunset's social media page. "#Holidayheist."
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And as they sun was close to rising, their evil heist was almost done, all that was left was Fluttershy's house, the very last one.
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Discord teleported into the cottage only to quickly jump and hide on the ceiling when he heard a sound. Crawling towards the kitchen he saw Fluttershy had gotten up to get her a glass of water. Discord didn't make a sound as he waited for her to finish and go back to bed.
As soon as Flutttershy finished it took all that Discord had not to let out a groan as Fluttershy walked around her cottage and stared out of her living room window and let out a sigh. "To bad Discord can't see what this Holiday really means."
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Discord's eyes then went wide as Fluttershy did a very unexpected thing. Fluttershy closed her eyes and then she started to sing.
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"Dear Hearth's Warming, I hope you can hear.
Dear Hearth's Warming, I don't want any presents this year.
There is a pony out there, who doesn't understand this day we share.
I hope you can help him see, why this holiday is so important to ponies like me.
Dear Hearth's Warming give him a friend.
Dear Hearth's Warming don't let the magic friendship ever end.
This Holiday is a lot more, then the gifts and songs that we share.
It's about the friendship and family, and the memories that we share.
Dear Hearths Warming, Please don't give up on him.
Dear Hearth's Warming, Show him the love and kindness from within.
There's kindness inside every pony, the willingness for friendship and love.
Give him that special friend, that can show him the magic we all crave from above.
Dear Hearths Warming please grant my one wish this year.
Dear Hearths Warming, give Discord a friend, this year.
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As Fluttershy walked upstairs, having no more words to sing, Discord started feeling something pulling at his heart strings. Could Fluttershy be right, could there really be more? Could there be parts to this Holiday he hadn't thought of before? No that couldn't be right, if that's was the case why all these gifts? These packages these toys, these long holiday lists. Why go all out on this day if it was just about family and friends? No he had come to far now, he had to see this to the end. As soon as Fluttershy went back to bed Discord stole all her holiday things, until there was nothing left standing, not a single joyful thing.
With the deed now done Discord returned to his sled, but he couldn't stop getting Fluttershy's words out of his head.
"That is one strange pony," Discord thought to himself.
Shaking his feelings off Discord took off into the snow, but as he left Ponyville this strange feeling in his gut started to grow. He knew he had to get out of Ponyville and he had to dump this holiday junk fast. Otherwise this feeling he was trying to avoid would take control and last. He picked up the speed he had to get out he had to run. He had to finish this, this evil that he had done.
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Constantly rhyming is hard, but boy it is fun.