Trigger Happy Despair; Chapt. 1
(In Hopes Peak Academy, a monitor lights up. Monokuma is on the monitor.)
Monokuma: Hello students! I have an announcement to make! Please everyone come to the gym.
(All of the version 1 students rush into the gym)
Mondo: All right you dumb bear! Why'd you call us here?! It better be important!
Monokuma: Now, calm down before I have to get violent!
Mondo: I'm not scared of you!
(Monokuma ignores Mondo and goes up to the stage in the gym.)
Monokuma: Now everyone, I am happy to announce that we are going on a field trip! Grab all belongings you'd like to take, and head on over to the bus!
Celeste: What?! A field trip?! This is probably some kind of trap.
Yasihiro: I don't care if it's a trick! I just want to get out of here!
Byakuya: Don't be stupid, this is obviously a trap. If you go on that bus you'll most likely die.
Monokuma: You all have 10 minutes to get ready! If you don't get ready in time, I'll have to execute you!
Makoto: What! Execute us! Alright I'm gonna start packing!
(All of the students, with bags in their hands, get on a bus and the bus takes off.)
(The bus stops at a dock, and all of the students get off.)
Sayaka: Where are we? It seems like some kind of dock.
Leon: I have no clue, But Is there where our field trip is?
Ishimaru: Everyone Be quiet! Wait for further instruction by Monokuma!
Hifumi: Shut up you-you-you bad hall monitor!
Mondo: Hey! Don't talk to my bro like that!
Hifumi: Ahhh! Okay I'll stop!
(Monokuma shushes everyone, and a boat drives up to the dock)
Monokuma: Okay everyone, please get on the boat!
Junko(Mukuro): Why should we!
Monokuma: Cause if you don't, I'll execute you!
Junko(Mukuro): Alright!
(All of the students get on the boat and the boat drives away)
(they get off at this strange island)
Leon: What the! Where are we?!
Kyoko: We don't need to worry about where we are, we need to worry about why we're here.
Leon: I strongly disagree!
Monokuma: Wait. I smell something. Oh no. I'm afraid there are other people on this island. I can smell Usami.
Yasihiro: Who's Usami!
Monokuma: A dumb little child.
(Usami appears)
Usami: Oh no! I knew I smelled Monokuma! This is bad.
(Usami pulls up her magic stick. Monokuma punches it out of her hands and snaps it in half)
Usami: Nooooo!
Monokuma: Hahahaha! You shouldn't have messed with Monokuma!
Usami: Nooo! I won't let you start a killing game!
Yasihiro: Killing game!
Monokuma: At Hope's Peak I forgot to mention, I was going to put you all through a killing game!
Yasihiro: Whaaaaaaat!
(Hajime walks up)
Hajime: What! Other people! Being brought here by a rabbit was strange enough, but now a bear?
Makoto: Wait, there's people on this island!
Monokuma: Yes, dumb little Usami thought she could keep them safe!
Monokuma: Your outfit is lame anyways. So bland. Here, Let me fix it!
(Monokuma makes Usami turn into Monomi)
Monomi: Oh nooo! I'm so ugly!
Hajime: Hey what's your name
(He points at Makoto)
Makoto: Oh, wait. Why should I tell you!
Hajime: Fine then don't tell me.
Makoto: Sorry! My name is Makoto Naegi.
Hajime: I'm Hajime Hinata.
(The fat Byakuya comes up, and sees Byakuya, The two Byakuya's just stare at each other in shock)
Hajime: Uhhh, that's weird. Looks like there is another, skinnier Byakuya!
Makoto: Yeah, it's strange how there's a fat one too.
Hajime: Hey wanna come to my cottage? I want to introduce you to my friend Nagito.
Makoto: Uhh, okay.
(Hajime and Makoto walk away. Then Chiaki comes up.)
Chiaki: Oh, this is strange. There's more people.
(Chiaki looks at Chihiro)
Chiaki: Oh hello there! I love your outfit, it looks pretty on you. Want to come play video games?
Chihiro: Oh, W-what. Oh uhh, T-thank you. I've n-never played a v-video game.
Chiaki: Oh cmon! It's fun.
Chihiro: Oh a-alright.
(Chiaki and Chihiro walk away)
(Next, Akane walks up)
(Akane looks at Aoi and Sakura)
Akane: Hey gals! How's it hangin'. You guys look pretty good.
Aoi: Uhh, Have we met?
Akane: Oh, nahhh. I just feel like socializin', Ya know.
Sakura: No, I don't know.
Akane: Ah, well who cares. Wanna go to the restaurant and eat somethin'. I heard Teruteru is makin' donuts.
Aoi: Donuts?! Cmon Sakura lets go!
(Akane, Aoi, and Sakura all walk away.)
(Mikan walks up and looks at Toko)
Mikan: Oh, your outfit looks pretty on you. Ahh! I'm sorry! I spoke without permission! Please don't hate me!
Toko: Oh, no you're fine. Hey uhh, y-your outfit l-looks good too. Wanna go h-hang out?
Mikan: Oh no you don't have to! If you're being punished it's fine!
Toko: No, I-I just w-wanna hang o-out.
Mikan: Oh, o-okay. Well lets g-go! I can t-teach you things about b-being a nurse!
Toko: A-alright!
(Toko and Mikan walk away)
(Gundham and Kazuichi walk up, and look at Yasihiro)
Gundham: Hello mortal. I noticed you have a crystal ball. I would like to invite you to my cottage. If you decline, you shall burn in the fires of pandemonium!
Yasihiro: Burn in the fires of what a what? Well anyways I don't wanna burn! So I'll come!
Gundham: Great choice.
(Yasihiro, Gundham, and Kazuichi walk away.)
(Ibuki walks up and points at Kyoko)
Ibuki: Oooooh! Hello! You! Purple hair! Wanna hang out since I got nothin' better to do!
Kyoko: I-
Ibuki: I'll take that as a yes!
(Ibuki drags Kyoko away)
(Mahiru and Hiyoko walk up)
Hiyoko: Ewwww. All these people look ugly!
Leon: U-UGLY! OH YOU'RE GONNA GET IT!
Mahiru: Hey! Don't touch her. After all the boys are supposed to protect the girls!
Leon: I'll kill her! Just watch me!
Hiyoko: Yeah, yeah. You dumb pig barf can't do a thing!
Leon: WHY YOU LITTLE!-
(Leon gets interrupted by Sayaka)
Sayaka: Calm down Leon!
Mondo: Yeah dude, chill. Who cares if a smelly six year old calls you a pig barf.
Hiyoko: Wahhhhhhhh! I'm not smelly or six! So rude! Stop teasing me!
Sayaka: Hey, you with the red hair.
Mahiru: oh, my name is Mahiru, but anyways continue.
Sayaka: Could I tag along with you guys?
Mahiru: Oh, yeah sure!
(Sayaka, Mahiru, and Hiyoko walk away.)
(the Sonia walks up)
Sonia: Oh, hello people! My name is Sonia Nevermind!
Mondo: Hey, why don't you tell us your last name?
Sonia: I just did, did I not?
Mondo: No, you said nevermind.
Sonia: Yes, that is my last name.
Mondo: Oh, my apologies. Is it okay if me and my bro tag along with you?
Sonia: Oh yes! Some new friends! Lets go to the restaurant and talk!
(Sonia, Ishimaru, and Mondo all walk away)
Leon: So that only leaves me, Hifumi, and Celeste.
(Teruteru walks up and looks at Hifumi)
Teruteru: W-whaaaa! It's you! You make my favorite fanfics!
Hifumi: Oh, yes. It seems I've met a fan. From your outfit, it looks like you're a chef. I would personally like to taste your food!
Teruteru: Oh my god! I'm like your biggest fan! This means a lot!
(Teruteru and Hifumi walk away.)
(Peko walks up and sees Celeste)
Peko: Hello, I like your hair. My name is Peko Pekoyama. Would you like to come to my cottage?
Leon: Oh yes I'd love t-
Celeste: You dummy! She was obviously talking to me!
Peko: Yes. I was talking to the one with the good hair.
Leon: Hey! My hair looks good!
Peko: No, It doesn't. Anyways, wanna come?
Celeste: Well, You seem alright, so I'll come I guess.
(Celeste and Peko walk away)
Leon: Well that only leaves me. Wait, the two Byakuya's! Where'd they go!
(Fuyuhiko walks up)
Leon: Hey! How's it going!
Fuyuhiko: Oh shut up! I don't wanna talk to anyone.
Leon: Oh, well.
Fuyuhiko: Y-you aren't trembling in fear.
Leon: Yeah. I'm not scared of you.
Fuyuhiko: Got some nerve I'll tell ya. Wanna walk over to my cabin?
Leon: Sure.
(Fuyuhiko and Leon walk away)